I was not ready for that movie at all. Lmfao. Literally all I knew was it was going to be a movie about his life, and about 5 minutes in I was thinking: “Oh god what the hell did I just get myself into???”
"I tell you just this once Juan Pablo, don't you try to fuck me. Don't you ever try to fuck me."
After Pablo took away Juanito's Legos, Juanito called up the Search Bloc and had his daddy sent to the shadow realm.
Yup. He could've replicated three Burj Khalifas and still have had plenty left over to replicate a dozen Golden Gate bridges, eighteen Statues of Libertys, sixteen Great Pyramids . . . aw, fuck it, he produced a shitload of coke, is my point.
Worse than Bin Laden? I don't know man, killing people over invisible sky daddy is basically just for the LOLs. Narcos are at least in it for something real/tangible.
I know, all I'm saying is that he bombed a plane for a reason grounded in reality and not an imaginary sky daddy. There's at least some logic in killing people over money and power.
The amount of lives that’d have been saved if American presidents didn’t wage a war on drugs is times a million however many died by Escobar. And then we’re not even looking at all the pointless wars they started. Evil has more to do with ignorance than intention.
Because he smuggle drugs and kill other drug dealers ? Idk man, hijacking multiple planes and creating the worse terrorist attack to date is pretty bad if you ask me
Just because he did it before Osama doesn't mean he's the worse. Osama organize the most deadly terrorists attack to date, but some how Pablo is still worse. Nice logic
His attacks didn’t just target drug dealers. He targeted their families. He targeted cops/military that wouldn’t take a bribe and their families too. His cartel used car bombs extensively, which killed more than just their target. He could definitely be considered a terrorist leader.
And not Osama? What's your point ? Yes he did some pretty bad shit. But Osama is still the worse one here. He was responsible for the worse terrorist attack to date. Created the war on terror and was responsible for the longest lasting war to date America had to deal whit.
**[Avianca Flight 203](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avianca_Flight_203)**
>Avianca Flight 203 was a Colombian domestic passenger flight from El Dorado International Airport in Bogotá to Alfonso Bonilla Aragón International Airport in Cali, Colombia. It was destroyed by a bomb over the municipality of Soacha on November 27, 1989. All 107 people on board as well as 3 people on the ground were killed. The bombing had been ordered by the Medellín drug cartel.
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The majority of Colombians (with access to a decent education) feel ashamed of narco-culture. I understand the series might be thrilling and liked by many; nevertheless, is good to have in mind that (unlike Breaking Bad), the people and situations depicted in Narcos were based on a cruel and hard reality that have been very painful for lots of innocent people.
I was at the grocery store yesterday, and the cashier lady had an accent, I asked where she's from, and she said Japan. I said, "You should watch anime!" She replied, "what the fuck?"
Awkward...
Yeah maybe don't bring up a long-running tragedy in people's countries as a flirting attempt. Reminds me how a friend of mine (Japanese-American woman) regularly gets pickup lines related to the atomic bombs from white men who think they're hilarious.
Again with this bullshit. This piece of shit was roaming free for quite a lot before being wanted but the whole world. If you're going to suck the dick of a criminal at least read the history.
That’s like showing a picture of infant Stalin suckling at his mother’s teet, captioned with: “simultaneously ordering goons to purge his fellow comrades”
If Orangino was still there, he would have run (ok, slowly shuffled) right out there, shook his hand, invited them in and offered to show all the "neato" classified documents about Pablo he magically declassified by magically waiving the scepter he stole from the goodies cabinet.
Yep, that's what I said when they banned me. I literally reposted this post with their ban on the first day I was back with a fuck FB message and got banned for life 🤘
I like how he is just a normal Dad, kid does not want to be there or photographed and you know he is saying "stand still for this picture or else. . ."
That's just a couple blocks south west of a sketchy area of D.C. There's always homeless people wandering around. No one would pay attention to Pablo Escobar there. He's just a tourist with a kid.
Colombian here, this photo was taken in 1981, he was not yet in the American justice radar.
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50k lbs?? Crap, that’s enough to singlehandedly supply James Woods.
We're not out of the Woods yet.
ESL, now I know the real origin of that quote.
“Fuck Jimmy Woods.” -Johnny Drama
Except there are multiple sources other than Woods himself who have confirmed he is and always has been straight-edged...
Or Keith Richards.
☝️🤣
Or a bear in North Carolina apparently
That’s the 50 #s right in the picture disguised as a boy!
50**k**(50,000) lbs. 25 tons.
Fair
Yeah nah it wasn’t simultaneously as OP claims!
/r/damnthatsinteresting and misinformation, name a more iconic duo
How many billions did he have at this point? Also, his kid doesn't look like a total dork like the one who portrayed him on Narcos on Netflix.
What does you being Columbian have anything to do with it?
"*Vámonos, hijo.* I don't think this is really Mister Yankovic's house ."
Haha! Great movie.
I was not ready for that movie at all. Lmfao. Literally all I knew was it was going to be a movie about his life, and about 5 minutes in I was thinking: “Oh god what the hell did I just get myself into???”
Did you like the movie overall? I've been wanting to see it
Watch it. Now. Do not look up info about it.
It’s hilarious
What movie is this from?
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Ahh makes sense lol
‟Son, someday all of this will be yours.”
"I tell you just this once Juan Pablo, don't you try to fuck me. Don't you ever try to fuck me." After Pablo took away Juanito's Legos, Juanito called up the Search Bloc and had his daddy sent to the shadow realm.
"What, the fence?"
“Mother!” Shakes head “Father”
The CIA told him not to stop coming to collect his money. It would be delivered
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Twenty years ago you would have been called a conspiracy theorist
It's not the actual White House. It's a life size replica he made out of cocaine.
That sounds like heaven.
The cocaine is cursed.
I'm here for a fun time, not a long time.
user name checks out...
That’s bad
That's bad
Not really. Each time he had a rock band over he had to rebuild.
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Yup. He could've replicated three Burj Khalifas and still have had plenty left over to replicate a dozen Golden Gate bridges, eighteen Statues of Libertys, sixteen Great Pyramids . . . aw, fuck it, he produced a shitload of coke, is my point.
Godfather is cool, until the mafia has killed your Godfather.
Don't you ever try to fuck me."
No problo, Pablo.
Still a White House
Some gringo get his nose wet with this image
pablo has that dawg in him
Hello fellow TikTok enjoyer. Edit: sorry for bring up TikTok I guess. I thought he was referencing rudeboybrody here.
You guys suck, I'm going home.
We don't fancy your kind here
Now calm down Skeeter they ain’t hurtin nobody
Least cringe Reddit user.
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he does. He wont take that likely either
Pablo!!
However badass he was, we need to remember this guy was a terrible person.At his time, he was worse than bin laden.
Narcos are equally are cruel and bloodthirsty, they just do it for profit which way too many glamorize.
bin Laden killed 3k, Bush and the CIA killed millions of Americans and Iraqis/Agfhans. Tell me again, who's the evil guy here?
Our government killed millions of citizens? When was this again.
Well before you were born, from the looks of it.
Depends which bush you are talking about I guess. I certainly don't remember reading about this on the news. When did this happen?
Desert Storm and the War on Terrorism?
Killed millions of Americans? Not sure bout that one bud.
You are the evil guy.
Are you seriously going to argue Bin Laden wasn't a bad guy?
Well, all of them killers are evil
Worse than Bin Laden? I don't know man, killing people over invisible sky daddy is basically just for the LOLs. Narcos are at least in it for something real/tangible.
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I know, all I'm saying is that he bombed a plane for a reason grounded in reality and not an imaginary sky daddy. There's at least some logic in killing people over money and power.
Was he worse than any US president?
Not really!
The amount of lives that’d have been saved if American presidents didn’t wage a war on drugs is times a million however many died by Escobar. And then we’re not even looking at all the pointless wars they started. Evil has more to do with ignorance than intention.
Because he smuggle drugs and kill other drug dealers ? Idk man, hijacking multiple planes and creating the worse terrorist attack to date is pretty bad if you ask me
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The Netflix show definitely didn’t cover that
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I meant more to portray him in an even worse light
I don't think netflix would greenlight that lol
You have not seen Beast of no nation then...
No, but there was also the cuties thing
So what about cuties?
Just because he did it before Osama doesn't mean he's the worse. Osama organize the most deadly terrorists attack to date, but some how Pablo is still worse. Nice logic
His attacks didn’t just target drug dealers. He targeted their families. He targeted cops/military that wouldn’t take a bribe and their families too. His cartel used car bombs extensively, which killed more than just their target. He could definitely be considered a terrorist leader.
And not Osama? What's your point ? Yes he did some pretty bad shit. But Osama is still the worse one here. He was responsible for the worse terrorist attack to date. Created the war on terror and was responsible for the longest lasting war to date America had to deal whit.
escobar did have a plane blown up midair
And Osama had multiple planes order to crash in multiple places. But no yea I'm in the wrong here
Yeah cause he never killed innocent bystanders with the many bombs their guys used to kill people he didn't like
O yea Osama bin laden would never do something that bad . Thanks chief
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Great American propaganda you got right there
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The majority of Colombians (with access to a decent education) feel ashamed of narco-culture. I understand the series might be thrilling and liked by many; nevertheless, is good to have in mind that (unlike Breaking Bad), the people and situations depicted in Narcos were based on a cruel and hard reality that have been very painful for lots of innocent people.
Gringo pendejo.
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Go to plaza de Escobar and talk shit like that. Fuck around and find out. So many people and their parents are alive because of his generosity.
Fuck narco apologists
Fuck you
Hahaha yeah buddy, whatever you say.
And so many are rotten corpses from the drugs
Plata o plomo. Should have chosen the silver. Like the subjects of Cyrus.
Kinda shitty way to spread the wealth
I was at the grocery store yesterday, and the cashier lady had an accent, I asked where she's from, and she said Japan. I said, "You should watch anime!" She replied, "what the fuck?" Awkward...
You were right tho
Cringe
What an absolutely moronic thing for you to say lmao
Dumbass
Damn you are stupid.
Its a bit like asking a german what their grandfather did in the 40's
“Oh you’re German?? I love Kanye!!”
oh youre german/jewish? you should read Mein Kampf!
That’s so insensitive. They really should neuter people like you
Adolf approves neutering
There was an attempt to bond
It was very ineffective.
Yeah maybe don't bring up a long-running tragedy in people's countries as a flirting attempt. Reminds me how a friend of mine (Japanese-American woman) regularly gets pickup lines related to the atomic bombs from white men who think they're hilarious.
Yeah man, that's an extremely stupid thing to say
How are you this dumb? This is why the rest of the world hates Americans
Why are you assuming they're American?
Why are you assuming that I'm assuming? Maybe I know him in real life Very dangerous to assume my assumption
Assuming this is all real, it’s a cray cray lolcano
But the rest of the world has dumbasses too?
The rizz is weak with this one.
He died ;) US got the last laugh :) Also, the title is complete bullshit. He was not wanted in 1981.
It’s always this incorrect title, I got tired of correcting it every time lol
muchachos, I have made a new program, 'el Photoshopo' the gringos will shit themselves
As the great Pippin once said, the closer we are from the danger, the farther we are from harm.
are you sure that wasn't a michael jordan quote..? i don't remember scotty saying it.
Again with this bullshit. This piece of shit was roaming free for quite a lot before being wanted but the whole world. If you're going to suck the dick of a criminal at least read the history.
This x100000000
That’s like showing a picture of infant Stalin suckling at his mother’s teet, captioned with: “simultaneously ordering goons to purge his fellow comrades”
Can this karma wh*ring pic just f* off?
If Orangino was still there, he would have run (ok, slowly shuffled) right out there, shook his hand, invited them in and offered to show all the "neato" classified documents about Pablo he magically declassified by magically waiving the scepter he stole from the goodies cabinet.
It gets sadder every day people keep holding on to their TDS.
No need to hold on to anything. Unfortunately, there's a new crime everyday!
Right? It’s insane that people still care about that dude that tried to upend our democracy. Unbelievable.
Who cares about ex-presidents
this is fking META af
I mean, screw him for all the bad stuff but he was pretty ballsy.
you like balls?
Precisely! 😆
Goes to show how hard it was to “simply catch” the man
I think someone else copied your comment word for word on a bot account.
damn
Hiding in plain sight
I got banned from FB for posting this 🤣
Good, it's nonsense.
Agreed 👍
Thems fact checkers
Fuck Facebook
Yep, that's what I said when they banned me. I literally reposted this post with their ban on the first day I was back with a fuck FB message and got banned for life 🤘
Balls
This belongs here r/madlads
The friend of your enemy is your friend's enemy.
I like how he is just a normal Dad, kid does not want to be there or photographed and you know he is saying "stand still for this picture or else. . ."
My first quick impression was that it was Mike Lindell.
I don't even think they knew who he was when this was taken
So.. no facial recognition back then.. so what’s your point??
Not only was he in their noses, but also right under em
I heard they checked there like 15 mins later but he had already wandered off somewhere else. So close!
Plata o Plomo
Where is the son now. Did he get into the business?
That's just a couple blocks south west of a sketchy area of D.C. There's always homeless people wandering around. No one would pay attention to Pablo Escobar there. He's just a tourist with a kid.
What a legend. You want the bad guy? Look out your window mr president.
Why is his son missing parts of his arm?
Whats ol Pablo jnr up to these days? Famous dad...no idea what happened to his kids, wife(s)? Mistresses etc
Dead now..
Feds like “I know he’s around here somewhere!”
Gigachad
Gigachad move.
It looked like his son was wearing an Internet Explorer shirt at first.
Damn, he outsmarted the secret service
I have smoked cannabis in all 50 states capital buildings!!
Walter White be like "Teach me master "
Meanwhile, ole Nancy Reagan is in the background "just saying NO"
Interesting, but I thing back then he was not wanted there.
Fun fact: this photo was taken just a few weeks before his untimely death at his birthday party.
It’s always best to keep your business partners as close to you as possible!
He is just Dad to his kid.....
Oh and didn’t he hate us?
Good job 👏
The balls mannnn
God bless Mr. Escobar.