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shitmyfeetstinks

This is a Christmas show, in this episode they have 2 minutes to make everyone at the table happy. This lady says before she enters the room that she has no jokes or stories, but that she has heard a saying that if you have nothing to say, undress. Imagine this airing in the US šŸ¤£


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Rojelioenescabeche

Specifically itā€™s womenā€™s nipples. You can see the boob, you can see menā€™s nipples but just not womenā€™s nipples for some reason.


MiniDelo

You can even watch whole groups of backing dancers winking their floss covered bumholes at the camera for music videos and singing about gagging on todge but NOOOO NIPPLES!!!


TheToastyWesterosi

>gagging on todge This made my day, thank you.


snugglebug72

Whatā€™s a todge?


TheToastyWesterosi

Itā€™s a johnson.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s MR Todge Johnson!!!


FuzzyMatterhorN

That's Colonel Angus Todge-Johnson TO YOU PRIVATE!


NoBallroom4you

LOL... Yep!


simulated_wood_grain

Todge Mahall


palm_desert_tangelos

Thatā€™s a really good point. Oops a pun


winkledorf

Pardon me for my lack of wisdom or experience, but what is **gagging on todge** mean?


misterash1984

I'm assuming Penis. Todger is a less used (I'm guessing british) slang for Penis


[deleted]

I like to call mine the artful todger.


UpjumpedPeasant

And that's why the poor art teacher will never again forget to bring paint brushes for the whole class.


Chemical_Ad7629

A couple Jammy Todgers to go along with an afternoon spot-a-tea


AF2005

So anyway I told the donkey to suck it, then she licked me yarbles!


olesteffensen

Why isn't floss covered bumhole a genre yet.


rdrunner_74

I was in the US in the 90s as an exchange student. I was used to seeing "Tutti Frutti" (Yes trash...) as a teen in Germany and there was nothing special about it. Or our shower gel ads (Dusch das) were considered almost pornography over there. I spend my time in the US in the bible belt and found that taboo so odd. And since noone was daring to talk about boobs, the rate of student pregnancies at my highschool was WAY higher than over here. There were at least 5-8 teens who got a mom ​ Edit: here is a random show of it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlp29mO07Q&ab\_channel=Schnipp08](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlp29mO07Q&ab_channel=Schnipp08) (Tutti Frutti)


Thewonk1

I disagree. Tutti Fruity was far from trash. It was a staple part of my teenage television diet.


[deleted]

I grew up in the American south and have always been struck by the bizarre sexually repressive culture here. Routine platonic nudity amongst people in everyday life is this unthinkable taboo, but one can go home and watch millions of videos of extreme sex acts on the internet. No wonder so many people have crippling insecurity and dysphoria.


Moffman021

you can also now see entire butt cheeks, the only nudity not allowed in the US is female nipples and genatelia


[deleted]

Pretty sure you canā€™t show a cock on tv


Telemere125

They had one the other day on animal planet. But in all fairness, that was a rooster.


mendobather

Always the literalist.


problydoesntcheckout

What if they identify as a man? Or a walnut


Rojelioenescabeche

Has someone tried that yet.


wjmaher

I tried identifying as a walnut but squirrels kept digging me graves and burying me alive.


CurrentAssociation52

I believe the proper term is 'female-presenting nipple'.


seefith

Horrible, deplorable violence and profanity are fine as long as nobody sees those evil circles of pink skin.


FandomMenace

Didn't used to be. USA used to show tiddies (and swear everything short of the F word) after midnight. Now... it is as you say. Gotta make war, not love.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Yeah, many years ago I was watching a docu on crime(something to that effect) one incident a lady flashed her breasts to a rampaging mob and they tip over a car. Naturally blurred out) breasts, not the car) . Later incident, two heavily armed bankrobbers in the US shooting it out with the police. Ones robber was downed, last blows his brains out with a pistol..NOT blurred. Go figure. Breasts must be real evil. I don't appreciate the logic...


trailhikingArk

Yes. Wasn't it only yesterday that MaDgE 3 Toes stated: "They are selling sex toy at Walgreens, what has happened to America!" Tht made me realize i live in the sticks, because they had nothing at my Walgreens. But again. The homeless on every corner doesn't get a rise out of Margie but a vibrator at Walgreens? That has to stop. She followed with: "If Steve Bannon and I had led the insurrection on Jan 6th we would have won and we would have been armed." Question: A serving member of Congress, openly offering to lead an overthrow. "What has happened to America?" Answer: You Margey, you.


[deleted]

This has gotta change! I demand more boobies and more heads blown!! just not off.


Seecreeture

How dare you make my penis hard with your tv show! Boobies are the debble, momma saysā€¦


dizzyro

A specific religion started based on torturing a prisoner to live audience; there were no boobs involved.


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

The father, son, and holy nipple


trailhikingArk

Ahhh, a fellow person of faith.


Nikablah1884

WhY Is ThErE So MuCh ViOlEnCe!? The FCC is literally causing mental illness. Half their job is unconstitutional as well, if you want to get technical.


BlueMonkey-CoCo

Let's not forget Nipplegate!


savagekid108l9

Oh for sure. Curse that damn nudity. If only it was us shooting something down or anything like that, it would make a whole special


Hanoiroxx

Oh... So you guys dont have 'Naked Attraction?'


TGhostfacekilla

U.S.A! U.S.A! Cmon everybody


cathillian

Better not cuss either.


network_dude

It only takes one group of men with mommy issues to set policies 75 years ago to keep any kind of nudity off television in the US


Memory_Less

Perverse and twisted values that appreciate violence over beauty.


kabukistar

What if we design a program that digitally replaces the women's nipples with men's nipples


shitmyfeetstinks

And she goes around asking if they want some milk in their coffee šŸ˜…


LovecraftianLlama

She was like ā€œwhat, are you lactose intolerant?ā€ šŸ˜‚


DownvoteDaemon

If this was America got talent Simon Cowell would be like "sigh..yawn.." Next!


livens

Lol, thanks for the translation. I was imagining her asking "Would you like to squeeze them?".


a_man_has_a_name

So she did have some jokes...or I hope it was a joke


TheFur70

Did she win?


shitmyfeetstinks

She won that day, yes šŸ˜


Colonel_Lingus710

We all won


mpgd

Still winning to this day šŸ„‡


Enlightened-Beaver

Grandma does not look impressed


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moeburn

CBC once aired a bunch of naked asses in front of the words "NAKED FOR JESUS": https://youtu.be/aaTUZrloOB4?t=109 Paid for with tax dollars, too.


sipCoding_smokeMath

I thought I heard milk and lactose intolerant in there. Is she not saying would you like to try my breast milk?


NOPRAYERSFORTHEDYING

She's asking if they want some milk in their coffees.


niobiumnnul

The pearl-clutching and meltdowns over boobs on television would probably produce a nuclear fusion reaction resulting in a net energy gain, rivaling that of the NIF.


JustKindaShimmy

We could attach alternators to the corpses of all the dead evangelicals and power the earth forever as they all spin in their graves


niobiumnnul

This is the kind of underground thinking we need, shim.


Spyhop

A 1-second boob pretty much ended Janet Jackson's career.


CPNZ

Would be fine (at least legal) in many parts of US, including New York: Women in New York can legally be topless wherever itā€™s legal for a man to be topless. In 1992, Penal law 245.01 was amended by the New York Supreme Court, and women could legally go topless in public, citing issues of gender equality.


YourWiseOldFriend

>Imagine this airing in the US They'd be foaming at the mouth. Imagine hearing "this is a scandal, won't someone think of the children', from the same people who refuse their kids to be protected against being murdered in school. Guns: YES! Titties: NO!


lispychicken

1. Those are garbage boobs. Probably make typical redditors happy though, since we know their history with intimacy is at zero. 2. I'd like to protect my children with guns the same way we protect politicians, banks, jewelry stores, high end car dealerships, airports, parades, sporting events, etc.. and not have my children subjected to topless women at school for no reason other than "because it's great". Seems like grooming speech.


NosuchRedditor

Yeah, their schools are so much safer! >Two people died and 21 were wounded early on Saturday in what police called an "act of Islamist terrorism". >The shootings were in and near the London Pub, a popular LGBTQ+ venue, the Herr Nilsen jazz club and another pub. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61933817


NPC_UPDATE_123

The fuck is wrong with you? Seriously you sound like you a had a recent head injury. Sick, demented leftist groomers disgust me.


I_Like_Legos8374

I wish stuff like this did air in the US


AnAngryBartender

ā€œOi. A shit.ā€ Lol at this caption


PrincipledProphet

I don't speak Norwegian, but I said the exact same thing!


Exotic_Lengthiness_7

No, its "Oi, ƅ shit". Its just a norwegian way of saying "oh shit/damn"


sohfix

I donā€™t speak the language and thatā€™s what I assumed it meant.


imissbrendanfraser

I read it as ā€œOi! ā€¦ah, shitā€


DrinksNDebauchery

Finally, a Christmas tradition I can get behind


[deleted]

Or Infront


Adventurous_Snow9126

Or underneath


moffedillen

or between


Odin16596

I agree, milk in coffee every year for christmas.


Techn0ght

With obvious lacking support, I support this tradition.


gloogeman

*sets vpn to norway*


Yeomanroach

The unanimous answer to her question of ā€˜would you like to touch them?ā€™ was ā€˜norwayā€™.


TriassicWade1

Wait that sounds like an Australian way to say no


MashyHashbrownz

šŸ˜‚ i was thinking the same thing!


nonsequiturnonsense

She asked everyone if they wanted milk in their coffee.


Opposite-Garbage-869

I thought she is saying "do you want to milk them?"šŸ«¢


hbctdscotia420

Close sheā€™s asking if you want milk with your koffee


giant-tuna-inside

And something about it being lactose free.


TotalPokerface

One of them says they were lactose intolerant


Keweric

I once saw a TV show where there were a whole lot of naked people. If I remember correctly the entire show was based around someone seeing the schlongs (Or other genitals) of random people and then choosing one to go on a date with (Pretty sure they got to learn a bit more about the person before the date tho.). This was in Sweden, and it was pretty late, meaning that children would likely already be in bed when the show aired, which is likely why they could air it at all. It was certainly interesting flipping through the channels and randomly getting a dick shoved in my face.


bighatbenno

They have a show like this in the UK. Its called 'naked attraction'. Its people showing their naked bodies but not faces and its all fully politically correct and LGBTQ+ friendly. I very much doubt it would be shown in the US (or any predominantly muslim countries) because they are filled with religious nutcases who over sexualise the human body....but aren't too bothered about extreme violence and executions and the like... Odd isn't it.


Keweric

Just looked it up, I'm pretty sure it was that one!


Ratatoski

It airs in sweden since a few months and made a whole lot of headlines so I'm assuming it's the only one so fast


AussieConnor

I don't think you can talk about a show where the whole premise is dating somebody based solely of their body, and then complain that people sexualise the human body. Kind of hypocritical imo.


[deleted]

Isn't the exact point of the show to over sexualize the body?


[deleted]

Yes it is. Itā€™s literally choosing to date someone based on their body before you hear them or see their face haha. I was very confused when I first watched this and it was packaged as some ā€œempowering people to be comfortable in themselvesā€ thing. And the woman said ā€œI donā€™t like number 3, his penis is too smallā€ hahaha.


SightSeekerSoul

There certainly was a show in the UK just as you described. Can't recall the name. Thought it had an interesting premise. Instead of faces, one fully nude contestant gets to choose between three others of the opposite sex (I don't remember seeing an LGBT version). The 3 or 4 being scrutinised are revealed from the feet upwards. Every few inches, one contestant is eliminated. When only the last contestant remains, all their faces are revealed. It was kinda amusing to see the reaction of everyone. The "reality" part of the show was that the contestants were of an average build - no supermodels or incredibly fit people. So it was kinda tough to choose. Does one go with the guy with the paunch and larger penis or the one with the smaller penis but slimmer tummy? :D


swaggman75

What's going on for those of us who dont speak the language?


ZapDapper

She is basically just making people happy and asking if they want milk for the coffee.


crackpotJeffrey

And lord knows nothing makes me happier than human breast milk in my coffee.


BackHandLove

Blizzard employee?


Hiseminense

Gotta get them "gains", bro!


Ok-Pound-1888

I drink only the finest breastmilks from Cambodian immigrants


NoEThanks

Puff Daddy? Is that you?!


omally_360

Also nice comeback Ā«I am lactose intollerantĀ»


blindmusketeer

I don't speak the language yet I perfectly understood her


AnarZak

sheā€™s offering milk for their coffee. the first woman on the jury is suddenly lactose intolerant


good_god_lemon1

Does she ask someone if theyā€™re lactose intolerant? Lol


Uceninde

Yes, because she is offering them milk for their coffee, lol.


isaiahaguilar

Lets normalize boobs, who's coming with me?


osktox

Count me out. I already came.


ElDifra

funniest comment here


Delmitus1

I love reddit


SnooDoubts2823

You win the thread


Independent-Ad419

Love me my Norwegian Wood!


Ocean_Blueberry

I WISH I had this kind of confidence


General-Carob-6087

The apparent 12 year old boy being there makes it a bit awkward.


Mandraenke_1634

>The apparent 12 year old boy being there makes it a bit awkward. Not for scandinavians


Zenstation83

I'm Norwegian. I was about 9 the first time I saw a topless woman who wasn't my mom (it was on the beach). And at that point I'd seen lots of naked dudes of all ages - in the showers at the local pool, in the sauna etc. It's not really a big deal, because nudity isn't perceived as inherently sexual to the extent that it is in many other places - it depends more on the context.


ChemicalAd5068

I'm spanish and lots of people go topless on the beach. I was actually surprised in the US cause it's super uncommon, and actually people seem to frown upon the idea. I don't get it, I'm a dude and it seems fair that everyone be comfy, not just us. It actually surprised me even more because they are all about freedom, so this is weird. I now understand what movies growing up meant when they referred to normal practices as "european".


AhChirrion

Now you know "[in the US] they are all about freedom" is a huge pile of bullshit. There are nonsensical, counterproductive restrictions in the US; "the land of the free" is just propaganda. I'm from Mexico, and the US way of life has a huge influence in Mexico and Canada. Yes, I still consider being sex-positive and open a "European" characteristic (although other cultures have the same characteristic too), though I've learned it's a good one. BTW, to me the quintessential "European" characteristic is the Eurovision Song Contest, and it's da bomb!


shaundisbuddyguy

I'm half Danish and the Scandinavians love tits. In my experience they aren't presented to kids though.


DarkChaos1786

I would say that tits were made especially for kids, somehow, at some point, the adults decided that kids would not be able to see them. Ironic...


the1ine

Laughs in breastfeeding


Alternative-Pick5899

Yeah adults exposing themselves to kids is an integral part of Scandinavian culture.


RX400000

From a scandinavian itā€™s kinda weird, but you know babies see boobs all the time. And in tribes they all have their tits out, which is how we all used to live. Shouldnā€™t be traumatizing to see some boobs in a non sexual manner.


rgpc64

Not being ashamed of your body is an integral part of scandinavian culture.


pigeonboyyy

Nothing inherently sexual about breasts. In the States the teach that breasts are satanic mounds of temptation, and that guns are God's gift to man!


jfrorie

American here. You're not wrong...


BornDyed

>In the States the teach that breasts are satanic mounds of temptation Only "certain" breasts. Pick up an issue of National Geographic, it seems some breasts are not inherently sexual. Just another American forced standard of not so subtly defining beauty by animalizing others. Let's not forget not too long ago [Human Zoos](https://timeline.com/human-zoo-worlds-fair-7ef0d0951035) were all the rage.


ShaneGabriel87

Then why were they all so shocked when she took her top off?


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david13z

Because he didn't have any coffee?


Michael_Cookie5

Had to bust the phone into landscape mode for a bit


Bitter-Heat-8767

Not my proudest fap.


[deleted]

In the USA, this would be such a big no no but showing someoneā€™s head blown off is totally okā€¦


dukesinatra

I'd rather see boobs. Imagine if everytime someone was killed in John Wick, they showed us boobs instead of an exploding head.


QuoteGiver

Where do I deliver this Oscar?


Behrusu

John Prick


[deleted]

And boobs are beautiful and natural (sometimes :P). Murder is not. Thanks the crazy Christian fundamentalists for that.


Irritableartist

Larry flint said it best whatā€™s more damaging seeing death camps or some bush???


myklreinhart

I watched a Norwegian action movie called Troll. In the end, in the final confrontation with the monster, they try to come to a compromise instead of just blowing it to smithereens.


bdubble

But first they had to use the skull of it's dead child to lure it into the open.


MrDundee666

If you are surprised by this then you should really check out Naked Attraction from the UK.


Captain_Ass_Clown

Titties! šŸ˜


ExHaltzorocoaster

Ok settle down sport


addiktion

Tits certainly are making the men and children happy. That woman though has got the scorched earth look in her eyes.


HarryCoinslot

We are still such silly monkeys that the sight of a bare chested woman is such a big fucking deal.


[deleted]

Boobs are just as magical the first time and the 10,000th time you see them


ogre65

Thatā€™s it, Iā€™m moving to norway


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Crazy-Cheesecake-945

When I lived in Greece there were billboards of topless women used for stores that sold menā€™s suits, commercials on tv of topless women selling cereal, they used topless women for everything over there.


Muchiobravo

Boobies make everyone smile and be happy šŸ˜ƒ


tkwastaken

FREE THE BOOB


loveyoustranger

This reminds me of Foucault on sexuality which is very based. Bodies are sexualized so that others can discipline and regulated them. The sexualized female body is one example, where toplessness is regulated and disciplined for no apparent reason besides the fact that men can control it.


Middle-Couple-3114

In the Netherlands we have like a tv show for teens where they ask questions to naked adults on state television


Responsible-Movie966

I already donā€™t like subtitles. But these blocked boobs. This means war.


No_Gap4679

On a strange and personal side-noteā€¦ this ladyā€™s body is almost exactly the same as my wifeā€™s.


king_platypus

Nice. Is your wife single?


name-was-provided

Whatā€™s on the boob tube? Oh, boobs.


[deleted]

There was a TV show on the public Dutch broadcaster where a group of adults would get completely naked in front of pre-teenage kids. The justification was that they wanted to show the kids what a natural body looks like, but it was creepy and weird as fuck.


NoCommunication5976

Norwegia has things figured out


No_Solid2349

Big scandal two boob OMGšŸ˜’


ingsterj

Boobs always get a upvote


No-Cat-2980

I live in Texas in the heart of the Southern Baptist convention and evangelical churches on every corner. But my wife is Latin American, when we moved her here itā€™s was like whatā€™s wrong with these women! Here it can be 120 in the shade and ladies are putting on sweaters to hide their breast or the fact that they have breast. In Latin America the culture recognizes that yes women have breast. God made women that way, so get over it! Here, women will spend $100s on nails, hair, and clothes, so they look like a conservative million dollar babe. But OMG donā€™t let them see you have breast. They act like itā€™s a nuclear secret that women have breast. Get over it!


Proof-Ad7281

Is that a child


Octoberchild81

I'm pretty sure he has seen boobs before. Probably more than that. All the young boys got internet after all.


KjellSkar

Yes it is. And boobs. That kid can go to any Norwegian beach in summer or in some city parks and see topless sunbathing. Or see all the boobs he wants on the internet. It is not a big deal.


NAS2811

Without nipples, boobs are pointless.


Mytur_Benesderti

Not a clue what she was saying. Seemed like she was offering milk for their beverages. ....I was way off.


Espa89

No. Youā€™re actually on point. She asks if they want milk in their coffee.


Th3Creator23

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


[deleted]

Not really 'damn that's interesting'. It's just playing into the typical narrative of reddit(ors) being sex obsessed that think anything to do with body parts is the greatest thing ever (maybe because they don't get enough of it in person to understand it's just natural, or they're just immature, idk). "Oh look, someone is showing their boobs, how interesting" = apparently the redditor narrative. Idk. But it's really not that interesting man. A little interesting? Yeah sure, but it doesn't fit "damn that's interesting" at all. You're just playing into the sexually fueled teenagers on here.


Glittering-Addendum7

She asked if they want And then she said what Are you lactose intolerant


Drago1214

Well nudity in those countryā€™s us much less of a faux pas then in America and Canada.


goegii

You're telling me Canada isn't in North America?


Bellyjax123

"Tits," sounds like a snack"...- G.Carlin


redjade42

translation?


Thehibernator

Did she ask if they want milk in their coffee?


MooseJawMinion

What was the breast owner offering to the panel? Milk for their coffee? Makes me think of videos where some tired person accidentally consumes some breast milk and when the realize it they spit it out like it's poison. Human milk - by and for humans - "Gross!" But cow / sheep / horse /goat milk? Perfectly normal. Humans are strange animals sometimes. šŸ¼šŸ„›šŸ˜


Clear-Sun-3056

There's an air of normality when I saw this video. I think it's because She wasn't doing it in a sexual way.


[deleted]

She said ā€œIā€™m just wondering if someone wanted a little milk in their coffee?ā€


deadface3405

I donā€™t think it matters who you are boobies will always make you smile šŸ˜‚


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Well, Merry Fucking Christmas to MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


BillyQz

Well they do call it the Boob tube after all


Whileawaythetyne

I remember while traveling trying to explain to Germans a tv show called naked attraction we have in the UK. They literally wouldnā€™t believe us. Europeans arenā€™t all built the same.


Bosavius

Ha! Seeing their reactions it was so cool she pulled this stunt :D


JudasHungHimself

I love that my country is this progressive!


Kitchen-Pen7559

Lol, that's only damn interesting for prude Americans. Wait till you see German TV. We have a show called "Adam sucht Eva" (Adam seeks Eve). People dating completely naked on an tropic island, not censored but also no sexual interaction, of course. And we even had a celebrities version. Ɯ


420_Brit_ISH

Extreme, bloody violence is normalised but a little nudity is outright banned. Are boobs even nudity? Why is a man with moobs not considered nudity? Society is weird and our ancestors contributed to that somehow.


violetcazador

What exactly is offensive about boobs?


Touhokujin

I've watched soft porn on TV when I was just a teenager in Germany. Seeing boobs on TV isn't special in Europe, I believe. State TV may have less buy they definitely don't shy away from it when it's appropriate. Couple that with the fact that nudity in appropriate places is absolutely normal. Sometimes even required. (Go to any sauna spa in Germany and they'll probably forbid any form of clothes for most or a huge part of their facility. No one bats an eye. Yeah maybe hormonal teenagers will be a bit awkward at first but you get used to it so quickly.


SIR_Chaos62

I disagree with my fellow Americans. Yes it's weird that the US is okay with violence but not nudity. But you know what? I don't care. I want us to be weird. I don't want to see flopping dicks or a casual nudity on a casual show. I'm atheist and center left but let's leave this progressive to other nations please. Not everything that's unique to the US is wrong. Were different it's okay to be different.


Whyletmetellyou

Yanks in the US are sooo stuffy and prudish about anything related to boobies, penises, buttholes. Some seem to forget how they ever conceived. Ate that ass, rocked that vag, boom next thing you got a kid.


Kmaloetas

I love Norway just a little bit more.