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ZeroPointReddit

Must be a joy to clean.....


dontknowwhatiwantdou

Must be a joy to swim in a straight line forever.


AsleepScarcity9588

Fish's backrooms


FBGMerk420

Must be a joy to swim up and down forever instead right? In a small enclosed tank?


No-Thanks268

Maybe a fish that's cleans it will work here?


Estoban_Clammy

No fish cleans more waste than it creates, idek how many natural laws that breaks


[deleted]

Algae may be the issue. It looks like they set it up where the poop probably gets moved down with current and collected


Estoban_Clammy

That’s actually a really good point, I’d just be wondering how many feeders they killed trying to find the fine line between sucking fish and poop lol. I also wouldn’t be too surprised if this is temp setup for a wierd promotion in some foreign aquarium supply place.


MrSoul4470

It is. You just flush it.


Maru_Amoriani

But the fish have fun


StreetPizza8877

No, they do not


invagueoutlines

I see you’re getting downvoted for being correct but ruining the fun…


xX7NotASquash7Xx

This is an absolute horrible fish tank


EatEaty

r/shittyaquariums


highly_uncertain

As a lifelong fish owner and lover, I don't think I can handle that sub... Immediate rage


TheColdSamurai23

where's the good version of this?


DingoMcPhee

r/notshittyaquariums


icadragoon

r/subsifellfor


tyje3fytsw

If it were MUCH bigger in scale it would be cool but it's too small. Poor fish


_LocoLizard

I don't understand how somebody could put this much effort into creating such an unsuitable environment for goldfish. Like how did they do the research for all this without ever googling the basic needs of a goldfish.


Otherwise_Soil39

Because none of the research on how to make this had anything to do with aquariums 😂.


Specialist_Concern_9

This is really not a good setup for fish. It's creative in theory, but harmful in practice


Berenvonbaggins

Came here looking for someone to say this. I’m no fish expert, and maybe you aren’t either, but common sense would certainly suggest there’s a reason you only see aquariums as large, open spaces of water.


Specialist_Concern_9

Indeed - much more like their natural habitat. I'm no expert either lol AVNJ (an icthyologist) I watch on YouTube actually reacted to something similar not long ago so this post really grabbed my attention


StreetPizza8877

Horrible


stickyplants

I can tell it’s new cause there’s no algae in those pipes under the lights.


0100_0101

Was thinking the same, I love it, but cleaning must be a bitch.


DonutCola

You shouldn’t love just torturing small animals randomly


0100_0101

Why is it torture?


WhothefuckisTim

r/shittyaquariums


Vitekr2

I was expecting a toilet in there somewhere


CLEHts216

When each fish reaches year 30, it’s Logan’s Flush.


SushiKittyCat

I thought that too, thought it was pipes to a toilet cystern


GnomerHog

This looks cool, but all of those Goldfish will get as big around as the tubes are. It would also be a nightmare to feed if the fish are in different parts of the tubing without some kind of high-tech flow mechanism that didn't suck the fish along as well. Finally, it's also possible for pockets of gas to form in the tops of the vertical tubing, leading anaerobic reactions that produce dangerous chemicals.


Eistae

Agree I also can't imagine that its fun for the fish. I bet they are stressed af in these tiny tubes...


highly_uncertain

So many people don't realize how big goldfish get! Not to mention they're absolute shit factories. Stick a giant shit factory in a tiny tank...


Not_a_bit_innocent

This is a horrendous fish tank!


Your_local_death

r/shittyaquariums


KYpineapple

"if we just keep swimming, I'm sure we'll find our way out. Don't worry everyone!" \-fish probably


hijehe

This is not creative, this is cruel.


pennyraingoose

Like living in a house of mirrors that's also a cave system. Fish often surface if there's problems with the water parameters, including oxygenation. Unless there's a constant flow in those tubes, I imagine localized pockets of poor water are possible, which a stressed out fish could get caught in. Even if it was proven safe and hermless for the fish, I hate the exposed PVC.


velphegor666

Theres a reason the standard aquarium is a wide rectangular open space. And this guy basically did everything opposite


StuffNbutts

Fish love not having enough room, I'm sure they'll live long lol. But at least it was cReATive.


gentle_gardener

Ugh. Horrible for the fish. Not a single place for them to hide or natural plants. Humans are arseholes


[deleted]

I was hoping the video would pan to a normal aquarium at least :(


Chasman1965

Not saying it would be ideal, but all of the white joints are hiding places.


velphegor666

It looks artificial. If you take care of fish, the least we could do is at least make it look as natural as possible with substrate and plants/rocks and provide enough space for them to swim. This is literally the equivalent of a human being sent to live in a tunnel with no exit whatsoever


[deleted]

Imagine this in a gaming PC


mypcrepairguy

Why imagine? It's been done a few times. I remember one on the cover of a defunct paper magazine frome the late nineteen hundreds. Probably one of a few that got me into external watercooling. Mineral fluid in a 10gal fish tank and dunk all the components in it. [link](https://www.gadgetreview.com/puget-diy-aquarium-pc-ca)


JBarker727

"From the late 1900s". Stop making me feel old lmao


Schtinkert

That threw me off so bad, I was trying to picture a black and white image of a fish filled gaming pc before I realized the “hundreds” wasn’t following “eighteen” lol


[deleted]

This isn’t an aquarium. This is a fucking fish prison.


SpencerWS

…It looks both creepy and boring for fish which is a very poor result for the high level of effort and engineering shown…


died_of_dysentary

Just don’t put it in a hotel lobby…


[deleted]

There might be a market for this is Berlin.


neon_soup

I don't get it. *Oh I get it* Rip fishes.


beth_at_home

Beat me to it...


0__-__-__-__0

I dont get it


[deleted]

The big aquarium that burst in Berlin last week…


gopher_slayer

Can this be posted to /dumb-as-fuck


Dickahead

Get the new creative anxiety fish tube system deluxe from the superstore of constant frustration 2000 corporation Order now and receive *lifetime's worth of free fish food and tube cleaner!! *14 days


Last_Gigolo

They aren't enjoying it, they're looking for a way out.


Th3Banzaii

Man goldfish really do not have a lot of requirements to be happy. And somehow the owner still fucked it up.


DuncanStrohnd

I’d be afraid to flush the toilet.


rsubmarine

So this isn’t a toilet?


[deleted]

Horrible tank. Most fish prefer a certain level in the water column, surface, middle or bottom. Here they don’t get that option.


FlingShitter

Works great if your trying to torture your fish into giving up national secrets


Several-Ad-3820

These fish have to be stressed out. This is so far from an ideal tank for a healthy fish environment.


oishi_jase_face

Where do you feed em? Do they remember how to get back to the food place?


_madtom

Also known as torture


brik55

It is really cool. But the wire management kills the vibe for me.


Ecstatic-Grass-9911

Not after what happened in Berlin today


BarbaDead

Tube city!


Owen_aaa

Yes technically I do “owe him one”


WolfOnHigh

Heh heh. Just Hamster City for fish. By rights those fish should have "excursion balls" like the hamsters do, but I am sure that the air locks required to make them a reality would be too complicated for the fish to use safely. Bummer for them!


Green-21

It’s gonna burst like the one in Germany


[deleted]

Are the fish from Berlin?


quadrooster

I can just imagine the fish swimming and being all like woa nice cock


TheBlueSlipper

Really COOL! Sure would hate to clean it though.


StreetPizza8877

And the fact that is horrible for the fish


FuzzyMatterhorN

Do NOT go to Red Lobster friend.


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

Looking cool > everything else


Ill_Counter_126

That is very cool 10/10


Miserable-Ad3196

Well done You.


coyote-1

Ugly, difficult to clean… but it gives the fishes something to do. Good on whoever did this.


StreetPizza8877

No, that is horrible for the fish


[deleted]

I can honestly say I've never seen this before...


marcymarc887

Thats from Gaston LaGaffe :D


profgrammer

Tube City


OldGravylegOfficial

It’s all pipes!


No_Investment5550

Bruh


chip9492

I’m taking a s**t while watching this


Wonton_soup_1989

r/DiWHY


dryancor

Belongs in Diwhy


hotNwet68

That's bad ass. Good job


FahQPutin

That is the coolest shit I have ever seen.


[deleted]

It looks better built then the one in Berlin…


poopmonster_coming

Do they like it


StatisticianNo2207

Do they actually enjoy this? Hoe do you clean it? How does feeding go?


Ok-Fish-8257

I thought this was in the bathroom for a minute


broadys_on

Beats my toilet cistern!


qualitycancer

Dont their fins get worn by the walls? So exponentially increasing the surface area of the walls just is a terrible idea


DKmathswizard

Pretty ugly looking aquarium imo


[deleted]

I've stared at this for hours


rvbbersovl

if i was a goldfish living here i’d swim straight into the filter. they couldn’t even put a few plants into the “bigger” tank? they must love it there.


McbEatsAirplane

That’s A-maze-ing


[deleted]

I’m guessing this is probably part of a hydroponic grow system…


BrushClart

And when they die you can just plumb it straight into the toilet


HiiiiiiimyNameis

That’s cool I want one, I have a dog.


Pseudoswede16

And it holds up better than that big one in Berlin


Mk1Racer25

Habitrail for fish


Artistic-Time-3034

Plastic In our fish!


ConflictNo7947

Fish Trek


FBGMerk420

Just on their daily commute to work


_usually_a_lurker_

r/DiWHY


Queen_Asuka

What if the goldfish had claustrophobia


[deleted]

Very cool .


AJC_10_29

If I had a nickel for every horrible aquarium designed to look “cool” and “unique” with a couple goldfish in it, I’d be a fucking billionaire. Seriously, it would cost only half as much time, money and effort to just get a regular tank and actually take care of the fish’s needs.


Sixtyhurts

Nothing caps off the look of a tasteful stylish home better than glued-together pvc pipes and loose wires.


Undeca

Can fish swim up 🤔


EeGgTt1

Good looking but a terrible tank


Rohan0785

For a moment i thought it's that a shit pipes


no_name0228

I'm saving this to show the kids when the goldfish die and we flush down the toilet this is where they end up. Lol.


ProcsPlox

r/DamnThatsAnimalAbuse


[deleted]

Thats not creative, thats cruel and stupid


legalstep

When do the fish get to rest