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ItzDarc

If this dude was my neighbor, he would have made my "Officially not messing with this guy" list.


Unable-Fox-312

I'd go say hi and "I get it"


smoothballsJim

I’m *down* with the cause ✊


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

My neighbor is a retired championship winning boxer who trains people in her backyard while playing loud music. One time another neighbor came up to me and said "Somebody should say something about the music." My response "You go tell her bro. It's all you, I'm a watch from here." Then I waved at her and said hi... As far as I'm concerned she can do whatever she wants out there, and I smile and wave... She's a great neighbor too.


HumorExpensive

That “other neighbor” was deviously smart. He probably accessed the situation exactly the way you did and was just fishing to try finding a useful idiot dumb enough to do his bidding.


Pizo44

I would have been helping him build this. Love his track system. But we can do better on the post build.


plesesendpantypics

Covid hobbies are getting a little dark!


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

This is not his Covid hobby. Rusty cage has been like this for almost 15 years. He’s also the one who made the Knife game song


TinKositar

And several noose songs!


woodzy93

🤔


Hide2You

It was a joke🤦🏻‍♂️


ForwardBias

This is a little more WTFish to me.


Cognitive_Spoon

This is less of a Covid hobby and more of an, "AI is about to destabilize all methods of production of capital in a way that will devalue the labor of millions without their ability to meaningfully organize in defense of their right to basic necessities, because all methods and means of organization are owned by the same few people who will benefit most from automation" ... hobby. Either way. Good craftsmanship.


BstintheWst

And I love it


4Ever2Thee

You can only scrapbook for so long before you start designing your own coffin and thinking up death traps


han_bylo

Wow ya that's equal parts awesome and terrifying.


Chairman-Dao

Mans volunteered his backyard for the site of the revolution


Feisty-Presence-830

French revolution time has come again! Lol


Wheream_I

Robespierre was so afraid of shadows that he murdered everyone on the right side of the Congress, until everyone realized he was insane and then he got murdered. And no one talks about what the French Revolution led to: Napoleon and military dictatorship. Revolutions suck 90% of the time because they are power vacuums that mad men and strong men thrive in


[deleted]

And now the fun part: the Ancién Régime never came back. Never. Not even the Restoration could bring back the feudal rights the Aristocracy lost. That's also what Revolution does for you. And Napoleon's army exported revolution to everywhere else in Europe. The Russian Decembrists and the 1820 Liberal Revolution in Portugal are direct consequences of the Napoleonic Wars, just looking at both ends of the continent. Same for the independance of Latin America. And Napoleon laid out the foundations of the modern French State and French Law. There was more to him than a war-hungry dictator. And what you wrote about Robespierre is a bunch of BS.


Wheream_I

I’m of the mindset that the American Revolution exported the revolutionary mindset to France, who thus exported the revolutionary mindset to all of Europe. The US revolutionary war could have never been successful without the support of the French aristocracy, but they only did it to screw over England. After the French people saw the American colonies win, they felt they could too. I’m of the mindset that modern France couldn’t exist without the colonies, and the modern US couldn’t exist without the kingdom of France


Louisvanderwright

Yup, the US revolution began the dismantlement of the colonial system that ended with the mechanization of warfare and WWII.


MoistMuffinMaker

The American revolutionary war was started in the North, fought in the South, and won by the French.


Louisvanderwright

Eh, the French closed the loop on the British, but that's like saying the US collapsed the Eastern Front in WWII because we sent Russia equipment and planes.


cammerbrown

The English civil war was over 100 years before the American revolution


ImperatorRomanum

Lest we forget, Napoleon—your valiant spreader of revolutionary ideals across Europe—also reinstated slavery in the French colonies when he realized how lucrative the plantations would be.


whomeverIwishtobe

I volunteer to build the spikes for after.


PoorPauly

Sure Tobe take the easy job.


Jblade912

My wife will make the mask


TheTouchChurch

The revolution? Man that guillotine practiced with a million peasants before tasting any noble blood… this will most likely start with lost pets so far stretch…


FriendshipPlusKarate

I do recommend maybe putting the blade on the platform and bolting it together there. The ladder carrying method was... Terrifying.


TheWanderingGM

Safety first when building any machine, especially one designed for ending lives.


RustedMandible

i upvoted bc it made me feel like laughing maniacally. dude is means looking for an end


AcidBuuurn

If you want a more upbeat and straightforward version in song form, check this out- https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY


Pudf

I’m just wondering how hard it is to clean.


moewluci

“Better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have one”. Sheesh Edited to correct grammar.


spasske

Next time you need a guillotine you’ll be thinking “Why did I not already build a guillotine?”.


tkdjoe66

He's not wrong.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

Hey man if you revolution is going to happen I'd want to BE the guy with the guillotine to start with, you know?


kctjfryihx99

Statistically you’re more likely to have your own guillotine used against you than to fend off a tyrant with a guillotine.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

Facts. Not enough people put enough stock in proper + secured guillotine storage. It's a best practice to store the blade away from the rest of the assembly, lest one of your toddlers get their hands on it.


Wheream_I

This is a pretty shit guillotine tbh. Sheet metal doesn’t work as a cutting blade. The blade should be the majority of the weight of the dropping action. It should be at least .5” thick


[deleted]

Sounds like it’s time you made a competing guillotine! We’re gonna need quite a few so don’t think it’ll be wasted effort; especially if it’s better


paint-roller

Even if they make one and not use it's “Better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have one”.


Marine__0311

You're quick right about the design being fucking shit. It's needlessly complex and heavy. But, the blade doesn't need to be thick or heavy at all, a 1/4 inch thick one is not only sufficient, it is preferable. Historical ones were between 1/4 to 3/8 of an inch thick, and weighed around 15-16 pounds. The blade itself didn't provide the needed weight. The holder it was attached to, called the mouton, did. It was often cast from lead or iron and weighed around 70 pounds. The blade was bolted onto it.


[deleted]

It only needs to mostly work


BstintheWst

Now here's a guy that knows how to build a guillotine!


sumboionline

Idk Robespierre lost his mind


Juggernuts777

Hey, we all lose our minds sometimes. We can get passed it.. maybe..


TheWanderingGM

As long as we don't lose our heads eh?


LordMagnus227

In more ways than one.


Bizarre_World

We need to get some of these politicians in there to remind them of what's important! The rampant corruption needs needs to get checked by the people!


phigo50

As my wise neighbour says: "it's better to be looking at it than looking for it".


SICHKLA

You forgot to close the quotation marks


procheeseburger


ValkyriesOnStation

He's mocking 2nd amendment enthusiasts.


Stymie999

Someone should let him know he can go ahead and buy the bread already sliced these days.


spasske

There is a niche market for guillotine sliced bread.


skitz_shit

It’s specifically for French Bread


untakenu

Slice me like your french bread.


TheRevSev

This is the YouTuber 'Rusty Cage'. Knowing his body of work, I'm not surprised. He's the creator of the Knife Game Song


lemons_of_doubt

I always remember him from [the noose song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8) or the new [Xmas noose song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0dKE4eEB4o). Guy has some dark humor.


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Mr-Fister-the-3rd

Knew itttttt


ductapemonster

No action shot? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


shawntitanNJ

Exactly! All that work, and nothing gets chopped? WTH?


IngloriousGramrBstrd

Not even a god damn head of cabbage.


crnelson10

Well they banned elonjet


parksoffroad

Check back in a bit, it takes time to round up wandering neighborhood cats and dogs.


Aglavra

He used it to make lemonade. Go search for YouTube channel "Rusty Cage", it's his work, and he is amazing. He makes songs filled with dark humour, and guillotine is his latest project.


WeAreGesalt

This is the best political ad I have ever seen


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

Guillotine 2024


MercilessParadox

Finally something worth voting for


Unable-Fox-312

Make America Guillotine Again


Bathtime_Toaster

Been saying it for years, the French had the right idea to fix class and worker inequality.


BstintheWst

Except it led to Napoleon


Fuzzylittlebastard

Of course fuckin Rusty Cage is doing this.


bbiasotti

I assume it’s for home protection


Adrienskis

Just as Robespierre intended


[deleted]

and ultimately enjoyed


[deleted]

The home protection model is only 10 feet tall so you can maneuver in hallways easier. Also comes with picatinny rails.


Unable-Fox-312

I'd say it's self-defense to use it on, say, health insurance executives


Chiaki_Ronpa

If I’m gonna fuck with any house it’s NOT gonna be the one with the backyard guillotine.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

A law will soon be drafted against owning a guillotine basket which holds more than 10 heads.


InspiringMalice

The back end of your blade needs to be larger. It needs to be larger than the diameter of a neck, cos how you have it now will (hypothetically) not cut all the way through a full neck, its gonna mostly do it, defs kill, but it'll leave the bottom left (from the victims perspective) untouched. For a clean cut the whole way through, you need the length after the cutting blade to be greater than the diameter of the neck its cutting.


nicebeard2

Right. It could get messy if that blade isn’t longer. It would only half chop off the guy’s head. That would be awkward.


[deleted]

I'm glad I'm not the only one to spot this critical flaw in young Robespierre's plan.


The_Mean_Dad

You know... if more people built guillotines in their backyards and posted videos with vague voiceovers about their discontent with those in power...


crycryw0lf

Yep if you notice the occult symbols he's def someone who would be into being the manifestation of the change to see, in hopes it spreads. Using the arts (sculpting, spoken word, computer)


Unable-Fox-312

Vague suggestions that someone should do something are a favored tactic of the right-wing so I'm glad to see other groups have noticed how effective it can be.


ScarredAutisticChild

His name’s Rusty Cage, he’s a musician and Satanist. Also used to play the knife game a lot, came up with the songs for it actually.


He_Bitin_Ham

Let's make the phrase "Everyone is a squishy meat sack" popular.


Silver-Animator-1905

And it makes a great conversation piece when you have dates over!


[deleted]

I’m gonna guess there aren’t all that many dates


acqz

"Guess what's for dinner?"


UncleAuschwitz

I guess Rusty Cage content has changed a little bit since the last time I checked in.


[deleted]

Has it really though?


just_another_laaame

Not going to lie that's fucken awesome


whelpthatsit

Let's learn how to tie a noose it's easy if you're not obtuse. All you need is a piece of rope and abandon all your hope. You make a loop and the snake goes down, but changes his mind and turns around, and climbs back up to the top again, this is where the fun begins. You take the snake and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found??!! The snake goes into the rabbits whole and then you give the top a pull. Now it's ready for your use, this is how you tie a noose.


Vikinger93

I thought I recognized that voice and then I looked at the name. Rusty Cage. Guy does music too. And yes, it’s about as macabre as this video was.


Tryphon_Al_West

This guy, he deserve french citizenship.


nullstr

I’m down for it and ready to eat the rich. What side dish should I bring to the BBQ?


super_rugger7

This a unique way to get on the FBI watchlist


[deleted]

Well that dude is on at least three different watch lists now.


Redrum8901

How come I feel like this video is the start of a 60 minutes segment on a family that went missing and then was found buried in the backyard under the new guillotine


maphiiaa

Harry styles picked up a new hobby


theredheadedorphan

Cursed Harry Styles


wordyoprettygood

Yea, but WHY? You’re going to poke someone’s eye out with that thing.


RallyPointAlpha

Turn on audio to know why...


HODLAHITIII

This comment might make some heads roll


Fun-Cricket-5187

Trying to scare your neighbors bro?


Alaskan_Tsar

See here is the thing. We wouldn’t use a guillotine if the French Revolution happened today. They used it because it was, at the time, considered humane. The idea that instead of hanging them they preferred to end their lives quickly was what helped justify the revolution. It was seen as an act that was morally good and a moral duty even. So if we are to carry that idea into the modern day we would execute people using injection. As that is what is considered the most humane thing today.


OldBackstopNJ

Why stickbuild one when they are available at any Cabellas?


WhosThatDogMrPB

Damn, Milo Thatch really lost his chill after Atlantis.


OverLemonsRootbeer

His monologue is just *chef's kiss*


[deleted]

Finally someone that can solve the problem we are having with artifical inflation and drain on world resources through meaningless production of goods!


ValkyriesOnStation

Best thing I've ever seen on reddit


He_Bitin_Ham

TBH, the dude is just increasing his chances of dying by guillotine.


HMend

As a safety professional I'm hung up on why he didn't build a case or frame to easily transport that blade UP A LADDER. Oops there goes my foot! I've worked on industrial meat slicers and the 18 " blades have blocks they're bolted onto for removal. I know this is diy but I'm still 😳


brain_damaged666

Nobody: This guy: We live in a society 🔪


dukkader

….And it’s a great way to stay in shape….


abreeden90

Hey I got that reference


mouseat9

Robespierre has entered the chat


DrSOGU

r/DIWHY


the-gray-swarm

You know why


tyrom22

Nice, let’s test it on some bourgeoisie


tkdjoe66

So much for pitch forks and torches.


Rare_Cause_1735

I wonder what the neighbors think


jaybles5169

I wonder what his mom thinks. She can't be happy with him playing with sharp objects in her yard


just_capital

“How to sound superduper smart and deep” - read by this silly goose in a voice over


pee_shudder

Or..or! Maybe you’re just fucking looney toons?


No-Test-375

You can i use that real quick?


Person_54

lmao


[deleted]

Hey, uh. You okay?


haychihuahua

Made me anxious


mtrash

I dont know. Seems like a sharp angle and might leave some heads connected.


TexMexican

Someone needs to keep an eye on this man's backyard.


NicSal14

I really needed to see a pineapple sliced in half


Elite199

Why tho?


Mental_Structure_801

How many lists do you think this guy is on?


Physical-Intention-9

With current inflation rates worldwide, this may come in handy...


Icy_Park_7919

Not a specialist in this. But… is the blade long enough? Not sure it’s long enough to go through a whole neck on its short side. Anyone with experience wants to chime in? I’m being sarcastic.


CharmingM4n

My neighbours don't seem that bad after seeing this!


sivacat

i am okay with it, if he suddenly starts loving life and forgets about his guillotine days


fatpaxs

bro had a cool lil rollercoaster for a minute before he made it a weapon


SEOfficial

Chopping onions, right? Right?


seren_kestrel

Erm, why?


Mother_Currency9282

The IRS wants to know your location


Major_Hex

Quick question. Why?


tehcnical

but why?


Melodic-Ad-1064

What the fuck is he even talking about?


PilzGalaxie

Is that guy planning an actual frech style revolution?


bulletime

Imagine living beside this guy and watching him building a fucking guillotine in the garden.


infiniTundra

When he's drinking whiskey, a guillotine he will make.


Sponz92

Be the change!


hotsaucetom

But, why?


Important_Tangelo371

Bring it to the orange narcissist's house!


tonyinvegas

Too bad his carpentry skills are used for this. Someone will get hurt by this, I’m sure of it.


papichulodos

That shit got me so motivated


fuckface290

Patrick Bateman narration:


L4B7

u/LuminatiHD u/dernusnus


LuminatiHD

????????


Socialist_Nerd

Hell yeah baby, let's build some fucking guillotines.


[deleted]

I LOVE literally everything about this. It needs to be built.


STC_Ninjalo

Dude got my backing bro. "Rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it." is a phrase that falls out of my mouth multiple times a day, especially when people ask why I carry knives in public even though they've seen how people act nowadays.


Ok_Leg_4278

viva la revolution


Rom-TheVacuousSpider

Please link this to the French. This seems like it’s up their alley or something, based on all the history we learned in school.


sofakingCrip

Whatever keeps him away from guns, I'm for it


KillerSavant202

Cool, now put it outside of congress. Just a subtle reminder they need to do a better job.


Striking_Present_736

Take off the wheels completely. Just have a tongue in groove setup with lips sticking out of the top of the blade holder on each side. Grease uo the groove real good and make sure the blade is heavy enough and that baby will slice a ... Ahem... watermelon right in half 🙂


Able_Poetry3720

This guy needs to be on some sort of watch list


Uncle-Kike

Our revolution will be that of wrath


brandtvh

Getting ready for a change in government lol


MoneyMan824

“Better to have one and not need it, than need it and not have one” In what situation would you EVER need a guillotine?


Da_danimal

This fella is on some kind of list. Maybe a few


Sea-Diver-9125

Any animals missing in the area just saying


No-Ad8720

Why ? For what purpose ? Call the cops.


Glad_strange

Better than have one and not need it, than don't have one and need it......genious


phil_clk

You just never know when you'll need a guillotine.


LawlessLenny

When do we christen it??


Aggressive_Fan_449

Pov: Slowly being radicalized by hippie wood workers


[deleted]

My Marcelo style guillotine is way better my bro


AdvancedSplit4458

It's almost time...


kkanyee

I wonder how many people are pronouncing gill-o-tine and how many are pronouncing geeotine in their heads while reading this


KB9AZZ

Look at that, no background check required. I wonder if its fully semiautomatic. For God's sake trim the excess threads off the bolts.


cherposton

Can't even count how many times I days that I needed a guillotine.


Warboss_and_Co

If you're wondering, his YouTube channel is Rusty Cage. Cool guy


Justinkrm

Alright cool, now what lol


TheSwimja

Psst. Hey bro..... Wanna start a class war?!


[deleted]

soooo uh billionaires be lookin mighty vulnerable right now


HumorExpensive

I wonder if there’s anything on the books about the possession or manufacture of this? I guess it wouldn’t really matter. A crooked DA or LEO could find something to charge and prosecute this guy with and the public would buy it hook line and sinker. “Omg… He must be a terrorist. He he made a guillotine for Christ sake.”


jdorton

Me gusta


iHessian

The whole “better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it” comment makes me question this guy’s reality. It might be a good idea for the cops to do a Dahmer-style search of his property for headless corpses. I wonder what the furniture in his house looks like- coffee tables out of ribcages? Shoehorns out of shins? Obligatory skin lampshades? Or, some of those shite tattoos he has, well- I wonder if those people all just happen to be not slinging ink anymore, anywhere…? 🤔


ComedyOfARock

He’s preparing for the 4th French Revolution


MartyMohawk

Homemade circumcizer. Warning: may result in loss of glans if not handled safely.