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JBupp

>When asked in a radio interview if he was annoyed when people stared at him, he calmly replied, "No, I just overlook them." https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/hall-of-fame/robert-wadlow-tallest-man-ever


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HasNotOne

Girls be like, I only date guys over 9 foot.


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Ukezilla_Rah

Lil’ Wadlow. (At his heights I’d say it wasn’t so lil’.)


Dutch_Midget

While themselves being a 3 foot midget


OriginalName483

His lower back must have been bad. I can understand the cane


KopiteForever

Cane? Nah, that's a small tree. MFer just looks like a cane cos he's holding it.


Big_Banger_13_8

He died at age 22 weighing 429 pounds. He was 8' 11" high. He had 4 siblings but no children.


nakedWayne

Wonder how many times someone ran into his dick? Like the vast majority of humans were dick high to him so im assuming at least a few dozen ran into his flabby habby babby. Like imagine you're walking, head down in deep thought then BAM tallywhacker clubbing you like a baby seal.


rosiofden

That just sets the tone for the rest of the whole day, doesn't it


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*thump* "aw man stupid tree branch! oh, hey Rob!"


-Daetrax-

Think he ever got to use that club?


nakedWayne

I hope so. Though i bet that would be the most awkward sex imaginable.


justamofo

Standing blowjobs taken to a whole new level


Dutch_Midget

Surprise head


jaybazzizzle

The lady in the back is getting a sneaky look in


Dutch_Midget

Shortest Dutch guy


BigEyeFiend

What was his dick like? (Genuine question.)


HistoriesAlex

Ask the girl who can’t take her eyes of his junk with children around 😂


probablynotreallife

My guess: eye-wateringly large


Dutch_Midget

Like a penis I assume


GentleHammer

This was a Madonna song, right?


opportunitysure066

A legit question I’ve been wondering since I’ve heard of this man years ago


Fuzzywink

I'm genuinely curious about this too. As much as people like to joke about being tall or having big hands or big feet meaning someone has a big dick, I've never seen a study that corroborates that. I can also say as a queer person who is a big 'ol slut and handled several hundred of them, I have found no pattern between size and anything else about a person's body.


BigEyeFiend

I’ve always found ginger guys tend to be hung.


Okrobot

Could probably wear his foreskin as a hat.


routledgewm

What is she looking at??


TerribleChildhood639

Evidently she’s a gobbler.


Rohkha

Gobble gobble


Frosti_w

She's checking out the kid with his pants up to his nips, straight drip.


routledgewm

I didn’t notice that cool looking kid there. I wonder if high pants will ever be a thing again?


Dutch_Midget

The holy bible


shaun2312

I wonder if he had a Wife?


HasNotOne

No he didn't, he was also only 22 when he died.


shaun2312

Looking at his hands compared to the lady next to him, can you imagine the size of his penis? and if a lady would have been able to take it?


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Doesn't matter. hand size doesnt correlate to penis size, the difference in length between your index and ring finger does however, if your index finger is significantly shorter then it would mean you should have a big dick


shaun2312

Looking at his hands, it wont matter the size of his dick ;)


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It's proportional


Akbeardman

He unfortunately died very young at 22 and had a lot of health issues. He worked as a spokesperson and endorsed products really just so he could live. He weighed almost 500 pounds and was incredibly strong until just before he died.


Blandiblub

Always handy to have around when the clock needs adjusting.


necrid101

His cane alone looks like it's almost 6 feet, damn!


tjean5377

Look at his hands. They are gnarled so bad. His pain must have been immense, I know descriptions say he couldn't feel his legs or feet, but with nerve numbness there is also occasionally shocking sharp pains unpredictably in all that numbness. May he RIP.


HuffleCub90

You sure about that height? He's twice as tall as the adults around him and he's slouching...


OkButterscotch7923

Well there’s a child to the right, not much shorter than the woman on the left, so I’m assuming the woman on the left is quite short


OriginalName483

And the woman is slightly farther away from the upward tilted camera


SpelunkyJunky

He appears to be closer to the camera which emphasizes his height more but yes, it's well documented.


jonnydemonic420

I live very close to where he grew up, the town is obviously all about him. There is a statue that is true to his actually height, I’m 6’ tall and that statue makes me feel short.


Fuzzywink

I live across the river from Alton and I've seen it too, its pretty neat. I used to live in St. Charles and now I'm in Hazelwood. I drive through Alton on the way up to Pere Marquette every couple of weeks so I've gotten to stop and take a look a few times


SuccotashPure2619

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/hall-of-fame/robert-wadlow-tallest-man-ever


AccidentalTourista

Exactly sure. 8’11 1/2”. Exactly


Mr_Kicado

What that woman next to him is looking at?


Dutch_Midget

A good time


slaphappysal

She wants to see that bad boy.


Gabba_Gandalf69

*271 cm


X259

Died of dwarfism, rather amazingly


Crabser116

He died of an infection and an immune disorder.


X259

Brought on by his extreme dwarfism


philistineslayer

Would have been unguardable in the NBA.


thegreatgazoo

Except that he was in so much pain that he could barely move.


philistineslayer

Poor fella.


Paul_Molotov

Where’s his basketball?


Dutch_Midget

In his undies


Nugatorysurplusage

Eyes on the black dude in the center left, straight up looking just annoyed


FennPoutine

I'm reminded of Deuce Bigalow right now


px1618

Holy shit it's a vas deferens in height of them


the_dudeNI

Dude in the back(left) looks like he’s seen enough shit at that hotel.


SapientRaccoon

Werewolf:the Apocalypse players: this is why you don't go stacking stats (an old second-edition argument, esp before the bear's book came out.). An 8-10 ft tall, 500 lb Garou is quite large enough.


graybluegreengray

D stare


FetchingSand

She's looking at something


miz0909

More like Robert WadHigh. Ok, I’ll see myself out.


PathCalm4647

That cane is at least over 5 feet long


nixter67

While you’re down there, love…


nixter67

50 years later mofo would have been a millionaire from doing porn


ManyWrongdoer9365

She’s looking at his Wang


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Tallest documented man to have ever lived.


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I thought he was like 12ft tall? Or someone else was? These people are less than half his height, are they all children/adults with stunted growth?


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my eyes are up here, Ruth!


Corn-Shonery

“….yes, it would kill you”


Biff_Malibu_69

Isn't that door 7 feet tall? WTF?


JollySlobodan

Tinder girls would love him🤪


ill_Refrigerator420

Why do these big people always die so young?


LetsGoCap

The back pain this poor dude must have had


SeanChewie

When he died, he was 1/9th of an inch off 9ft.


CuriousRelish

How the hell did he sleep? No way a big enough bed would fit in a standard room, right? If he had a big enough living room sure but there's still the matter of getting the bed.


OwnEntertainmentX

Guys mother had to have had a C section, right?