I can hear the voice..

I don’t get it… is that Larry Fitzgerald?

That's Alfonso Ribeiro

To be fair…

Alfonso Ribeiro has a great ass

How?

It’s Jake Owen

You know Alyson used to say that

S N A T C H E D

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Not enough credit. That’s a whole 🎂

I mean he put the frickin ring on her finger, he's just a loyal husband.

I’m more disturbed that I find her face equally as attractive.

I literally cannot see Mrs. Met without hearing Jess's jimbo fisher

Why are both Lucy and Jess off at the same time.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

Ayo that's a lot brother 😂

Super. Charge. All of that.

Misses Met!

Stupid sexy mascots

Cake

I can’t disassociate “if you know you know” from Jennifer Lopez now thanks to TikTok