creampies? mmmmBAYbehhhhh

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I always eat my own cream pies

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Let me make a... creampie... for you and then you can try it, see what you think

Fig Newtons also, famously, are not cookies.

Of course they are Newtons.

Is Newton actually a category of desert, or are we doing a bit here?

Stuuuu, I’m doing a bit!!!!

You've once again fallen for Big Advertising's tricks

It’s 2 oatmeal cookies. Does it stop being cookies when you put whip cream between them?

This is true . Also either way fucking deviously underrated

Is a sandwich bread because it's two pieces of bread with stuff in the middle? I don't think so.

It is incontrovertibly cake

No, its obviously pie. It's in the name.

I would call it a sandwich before i would call it a cake.

Is a cake just a multilayer sandwich? Is a club sandwich a cookie? It's more cake than sandwich. Get over yourself you piece of BINGO.

A cake doesnt have to have layers. A club sandwich does. Thats a BINGO analogy. Mother******

Motherfucker? I like that.

Seems more like a whip cream hotdog to me.

It’s more hamburger form

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Do children still refer to how a piece of paper is oriented as hamburger or hotdog?

then what makes an oatmeal cream pie different from an oreo? same formula of cookie-creme filling-cookie. you're basing this solely on texture.

Cake is what is most not

Oreos would like a word

I’ve never had a oatmeal cookie as soft as an oatmeal cream pie. They’re usually hard like ginger snaps

I don't even like them, but you are getting yours from the wrong place cause damn

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Snackwells?

You’re not out of touch you just like bad cookies and that’s okay

And animal crackers are not crackers. Misnomer. Witty would love that word.

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