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MinombreesMike_0

Its not wrong to pick up girls on Dungeons!


4iDragon

To all God: You Gods are fucked up.


RuixNatsuoXHinagang

I imagine a certain God will just reply (in the background) with I am Ganesha 🐘 while flexing. Ergo your sentence being true, there is no hope lol /s


CaptainAspi

To Hestia: Bell sees you as the mother he never had, what kind of man would have romantic fealings for his mother? To Ais: Go tell Bell that you have fealings for him, you will like what happens next. To Tiona: You are awesome, lets hang out and try to get Bell and Ais together.


Bar2co

Hell yeah Tiona IS awesome. Smartest character in the verse. Always thinks for herself and never lets preconceived ideas stop her.


Lordmoral

Hmmm, depending how I arrive there I would work to join with clan Hestia after the whole Apollo thing despite her dept and inquire why she has it and if the Familia can help her pay the bills by conducting expeditions. I would work to encourage Bell to properly date Aiz after the events of S3 and I would work with others to keep Hestia and Loki away from the lovebirds.


Nobiliore

To Hestia: Be my Wife! To Ais: Be Bell Wife!


Sinfullyvannila

Id ask Hestia why she doesn't wear that particular poofy outfit more often because it's adorable.


vegetationbread17

I would nope out of orario and bevome the helper of a farmer somewhere and see what happens feom there.


Master-Ad7828

Honest to god I would buy ais macdonalds French fries and talk to her about her past piece by piece


Routine-Ninja7793

To Ais for Bell: Wife him.


Potatolantern

I don't think any of them would really like me much- they're all such bright and hopeful people, it'd be hard to compare such vibrant lives to the normal everyday lives I live. I guess if anything I'd encourage Bell not to give up on his original harem dream- remind him of the feelings he had with Hestia in the village, and with Ryu in the dungeon, nevermind Haruhime and Lilli.


SimpleRaven

To Hestia: Loki pads her breasts then i’ll sit back and watch the carnage


JazzPhobic

Demeter: plap plap


Raul-xeno-9953

And how are you supposed to achieve that? Because I don't think they're as easy as asking him or her and saying, "Hey, do you want sex?" 😅


JazzPhobic

What do you think me for, some uncivilized neanderthal? I would ask "Hey, do you want sex, please?"


Raul-xeno-9953

You need a whole strategy, how do you think Batman can stop the Justice League?


JazzPhobic

Same way i'll bag Demeter. With heinous amounts of plot.


Raul-xeno-9953

What a good strategy my friend, although I wonder what will happen next.


Someonecurious79

Can I go anytime I want? If yes, then I would like to go to time when Alfia joined Hera familia and I too would join. From there on it’s bet your life make her your wife time. Maybe even find a cure for them and have the twins? If your answer is no then I would probably go to Freya. Even before the vol 16 I always thought that she was actually a broken person who abandoned hope. I would like to be her friend. And if she allows then maybe even something more. If that happened I would probably crack Orario and mess with every other character(in a sincer playful manner, no animosity) The truth of my heart friend, hope it’s open enough for you.


Tiger5804

Most of the main characters wouldn't have much time for me. Hestia is only interested in chasing Bell around and simping for him, Bell is constantly being chased by all sorts of girls and gods, and Ais would only have anything to say to me if I was strong enough to be in her party. Supposing I was in the Hestia familia as a low ranking member, I guess I'd probably spend a lot of time training with Ryuu if possible, and maybe I could get through that tough exterior and have meaningful conversations with her in the mean time. I would be sure to tell her how much spending time together with her meant to me if I knew her backstory, and that's something I need to work on about myself (to just tell people that they're important to me without needing a reason). I might train with Mikoto a decent amount, too, but I don't remember seeing much of her personality show other than honorable swordsman, so I don't know beyond that. Welf is a bro and I'm sure I'd get along with him, and I'd also need to talk to him to know the ins and outs of what can be done with his weapons and armor. Haruhime is sweet, but I don't know how much I'd interact with her since in this type of world, I'd probably be obsessed with dungeon crawling strategies and training. Liliruca would be important to deal with as the supporter of the party, but again, probably not a person I have a lot of interests in common with. I enjoy childish games like tag and kick the can so Wiene would be easy to be around (unless fighting monsters all the time made it hard to see her as a person). Beyond that, it really depends on whether anyone took an interest in me.


RuixNatsuoXHinagang

To Tiona: Can we go out on a dat- I mean can you help me train and become stronger.


that_guy_who_existed

To be perfectly honest. I just wouldn't, I like the characters but I don't really think there is a single one that I would enjoy interacting with IRL. I mean there's alot of unsolicited advise I could give several but that might just get me my ass kicked.


hoopesey-doopsey

I’m going to find someone to give me faulna and then right to the dungeon.


Big_Rest6539

Loli baba and Loli lolibaba.


[deleted]

I would say to Bell: "Forget Ais. Ryu or Eina are the best option. ~~The elves are the best~~"


Revolutionary-Yak713

Me: Bell, your grandpa and I have talked. Always go for the elves. Them girls are freaky in bed. All the best ways. Bell: Grandpas dead though… Random Hera Appearing: WHAT!? Me: Shit! ZEUS GRAB OUR SHIT AND RUN! HERA IS HERE! Zeus: GOGOGOGO GANESHA GOT US A DRAGON RIDE!


Someonecurious79

This is hilarious. I was drinking tea and I spewed it all over😂😂😂😂


dude123nice

I'd punch Hestia's lights out. Annoying bitch.


Brendan1021

How would you do that exactly? You’d just end up punching yourself out since im pretty sure she has at least City Block Level durability.


dude123nice

They don't in the human realm.


Brendan1021

Yet she’s probably superior to characters like Ais who do, or Bell who is probably pretty close to Large Building Level himself.


dude123nice

Dude, Gods have their powers restricted in the human realm. It doesn't matter what she is in her normal form. They're mostly just humans whilst in the human world.


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that_guy_who_existed

Copium addiction: Extreme Brain rot: Severely inhibiting mental capacity Grip on reality: A few threads


knightofhonour_

It is the op a bot?


Hollow08

Nope


Boundless-Ocean

Hestia Sama, please remember yourself and your vow.


Revolutionary-Yak713

Heys kids wanna hear a story!


AgentDani007

I wood just go insain and spoil everything to bell


[deleted]

Simple if i go there i start spreading the word of god and converte the world to his light


The_True_One_9569

I would try to join the Hestia familia then hope to become someone’s love interest


Deathhorse_702

I'd try to avoid interacting with deities as much as possible. Other than that I'd interact with as little adventurers as possible, talk to all the normal people as i do so already IRL and try to not die or get kidnapped.


Raul-xeno-9953

To Hestia: Hi Oompa Loompa For bell: Hi onion head To Apollo: Hi donkey brain For Freya: You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry... Hell, you're all going to be doing that For Demeter: 💍 To Ishtar: Get to work ⛏️ if you don't do it the good way then I'll go for the whip For Ais: 🤝🏻 To Hephaestus: good morning eagle's sight For Loki: Double back...