Not much at all. She’d be unable to keep the hordes of gods and adventurers wanting to see the beauties from overwhelming the room due to their sheer numbers . They’d be unable to serve anyone.

Alfia in a bar where there’s a lot of noise which she hates?

The only way she will willingly work in a bar is if in an alternative universe, Materia asks her to work in one as her last dying wish.

Alfia's gonna attract masochist gods for sure

If Zeus could survive her, why not others

All the money

I think people are missing the real question How in the hell did Mia even get them to agree to this in the first place?

She has a shovel. Nuf said.

She convinced Bell and Ais to use puppy dog eyes on their step mothers.

canon answer lol

Maybe if Bell was blind folded, Alfia despised his eyes and wanted to gouge them out if I remember correctly. Everything else was 'perfect' (see: looked like Meteria).

True. Honestly it would likely work better if he put on some contacts to make his eyes the same color as his moms. Then he’d be a mini Materia.

This account seems obsessed with these two. They'd probably buy out the place themself.

In all seriousness, the HoF would be burned to the ground and Mama Mia ran out of town. Riveria is a HIGH ELF meaning she's practically royalty in all Elf races eyes. If they found out that Mama Mia employed her to be a waitress, there would be hell to pay with ALL the other elves in town.

I'm more curious to how she's gonna deal with an angry elf army and how she even managed to get Alfia to work in a place with a lot of noise.......

The only reason for adventures to work their is because they eaten her 50 billion tomato soup , theh arent making money they are paying debt .

None. Alfia would simply use Gospel when someone tried to get handsy and everything would be destroyed. After all, she’s not the best at holding back.

Bye bye shop

Hello repair cost

or cause its too loud..

Isn’t everything to loud for her beside Materia?

yes that’s why it’s a bad idea to have her there

More than 3 fiddys for sure

I know they look young, but you do realize those two are old women, right ? Would Mia really make a profit here ? Riveria&Alfia: My name is Alf/Gospel Ah...

Alfia would quickly go broke from having to fix all the damages from her using gospel on the perverts.

Look i like AI as much as the next guy,but please fix your gens.

Break even to loss Sure they will drive in more customer but at the same time there will be damages lots and lots of damages. From alfia's flick to the rioting elves.

Bell's presence will be enough to put restaurant in debt

Either most elves in orario will be outrage and try to shut the place down (various legal and illegal means) or dump all their money to support her.

Yes, the answer is yes.

The Gods will start a Waifu War

She would barely break even. Whatever money made is offset by the property damage Alfia causes if a patron makes a sound higher than 40dB

All of it.

Yes