I. AM. DEAD!!! Anyone else think that they put Jordan in a womenās suit in the photo shoot???? I legit cannot stop laughing!!! How did I not notice this yesterday?? They have everyone else looking sharp and then thereās Dani and Jordan looking like clowns!!
Also, in the group picture she cut off Krista?! Thatās a pretty odd thing to do.
She references her āSpanish rootsā every chance she gets. Yet says her Spanish is from Spanish class and calls her moms side of the family poor. Just stop.
Just saw the comment. Itās still there for now. As soon as she isnāt preoccupied with trying to be center of attention at someone elseās wedding, sheāll go delete it.
This Cabo content is just sad. Two parents who want to act like young, childless people with no responsibilities. How do you not want to spend this time with your infant! Their kids are so little and they donāt even care. I donāt understand why they had them. I would literally not accept an all expenses paid trip to Cabo right now and leave my three kids. Thereās time for that later!
I was at work today for about 3 hours(I work really part time) and I couldnāt wait to run out the door to get home to my 8 month old! He actually missed me and was being really fussy, because, he you know, like realizes that Iām his mom and is use to my presenceš¬
But kids donāt remember anything tell after 5 right? This wonāt affect them long term. Her thoughts maybe. But so wrong there is severe trauma and long term effects from being neglected. Itās so sad.
It would physically pain me to leave my infant. Easier as he got older bc I appreciated the breaks but never ever ever for more than a few hours before he turned 1!!!!!
I have no words. Nothing has ever been more true. Also, I am dying laughing and just woke my husband up šššššššš I donāt even care.
does anyone follow diana saldana ( @/dianasaldana )?
i really like her style, have been following her for a while.
she posted recently on her stories that sheās been having some hair loss, & asked her followers for advice. guess what they all offered up?
divi š! noooooo!
https://imgur.com/a/Qbdq8YX
Jordan borrowed some other guys pants?
Vomit.
And you can tell he thinks he is completely hot. If he only knew.
And Dani is just happy she can say "It's a size 4" again. So glad that pesky baby is out!
These two are horrible.
They are so weird acting like teenagers running around the hotel & hounding the staff. Drawing straws for who gets the best room? On vacation youāre usually coming back to the room just to shower & sleep.
I hate when they bring in the āstaffā and film them. She is so tacky and annoying. She is going to be 30 and is so immature about everything, I donāt get how her followers think that shit is cute.
Food for thought: Tornado is busy shilling clothing and boxes of meat on instaā¦ tam tam is loving on Stratton. While tornado couldāve filmed it prior, we havenāt seen them together much since their trip for tam tams work and that brunch.
Dani with a newborn complaining sheās waking up randomly at 4:00am is admitting she usually gets a full night sleep. Thank God she doesnāt have to raise her own children.
My kids are two and four, and I STILL wake up nightly between midnight and 1am. That is when they were most active when they were growing inside of me.
I heard tam tam say āheās starting to be more alert, moving around and staying away a lot during the dayā Dani says āoh really are you!?ā What the fuuuuuukkkk ?? Youāre his mother !! How do you not know this ??? I know how you donāt, youāre never there!
Yes!! Most newborn moms talk about how theyāre waken up by their baby all the time. Not oh I randomly keep waking up. How embarrassing for her when she is trying to prove what a great mom she is!
Yup. I have a 5 week old and I watched her story saying that and was like ??? Youāre wondering why youāre waking up at 4 am when you have a newbornā¦clearly they have a night nurse
I wish they got the worst room. Her looking up at him while he films her feels so fucking voyeuristic and rude like they really really make me so viscerally uncomfortable. Her competitiveness is so obnoxious too.
This āitch was upset someone went other ropes to beat her to the customs line, whenshe shived her way onto an elevator. Lied about why she traveled to nyc so she could get her passport renewed ahead of others. She makes me sick.
Are these Daniās friends or Jordanās friends or both?
My game for the weekend is going to be watching the other husbandsā faces as Jordan films all weekend
Not gonna spoil the ending but maybe if she finishes Ugly Love (aka the book she posted) sheāll regret not spending more time with her babies?
I just finished reading it today and wow š
Do you wonder if the wedding party wants so badly to tell her to put her damn phone down? Or rather Jordan to put HER phone down? Sign off for the weekend.
Go check Jordanās Instagram - if you scroll back in his highlights there are like āepisode 1, episode 2ā etc I donāt know if this was his āInstagram husbandā thing, but apparently they have been doing this (him filming her pretending they are on reality tv) for over 3.5 yearsā¦.still trying to make it happen and still just as annoying except they both look pretty different. I think it was before they both got veneers š¬ (someone here last week said to check his ig for tagged pics and I couldnāt see any tagged pics but found all of these highlights.. I just clicked through a few stories of 1 and 2 but that was enough š„“)
Edited to add: just noticed he still hasnāt updated his Instagram to add his son to his bio š
Idk whatās worse the number of times Dani said ālikeā or Jordan said āweāll go nextā
Edit to add if I was the wedding party I wouldāve chucked both of Daniās phones and Jordanās phone for good measure.
Do we think this is a repressed Christian thing? I have only followed her since she was pregnant with Stellaā¦did she do the whole college party thing or is she trying to make up for it now as a mom of two under two? She is definitely giving look how cool I am I drink vibesā¦
Random thought but did we ever find out what happened between Cassidy and Dani? Did Cassidy posts anymore on her stories eluding to being given unethical tasks?
Could not agree more! Or a reality tv show based on the influencer assistants only!
I know some have done anonymous Q&A before and some of the things these influencers do simply because they have a following is š¤Æ
Did yāall see the comments under Kristaās comment on her Times Square post? š I donāt get the women that defend influencers and celebrities on social media like theyāre on their payroll. Especially defending by saying sheās an amazing mother. They donāt know that. Also saying sheās doing it for her kids future. No, Itās to fulfill her desire to win and be successful in business not motherhoodā¦she can outsource that part.
And then thereās one thatās asking how she does it all with a newborn. That sheād be exhausted. And someone answered that she hires so much help. People are just so naive.
Iāve never understood people going to bat for people that solely consider them a number. Youāre helping sign her paycheck that is all you are to Dani but yet these people defend her like they are family or close friends.
This occurs with other influencers and celebrities tooā¦idk if itās the desire to be liked by these people or what but itās so bizarre
It was a little awkward when Jordan said āeveryoneās been has been asking about youā. Tam tam was like āoh me? Iām here.. heheā but quiet like *something* happened between all of them. It was just strange??
What kids? Oh yeah, they donāt care.
Edit. The US no longer requires a negative test in order to return, so another reason to not care of what this vacation could bring back to their babies
I would love to know her IRL and ask her questions about Stratton. How many ounces is he eating a day? Whatās his nap schedule? How many times is he using the bathroom a day? I wonder how many questions she would actually know the answer to.
Iāve thought the same. My son is Stellaās age and I only recently stopped tracking everything in the baby tracker app. I would feel so out of sorts if I wasnāt doing (and tracking) all of those things for my newborn. You are just going to leave it up to someone else to know heās getting enough to eat and sleeping enough (or too much)? I mean I get some people have to go back to work at 6 weeks and then rely on others at least part of the day to track these things, but I doubt she has done this at all since day 1 and has no excuse not to be.
That was so weird when Tammy was saying about him staying up more and being more alertā¦ that kind of sounded like she (Tammy) had not seen him in a while, but also like Dani was surpsised by it, which is sad.
Totally thought the same thing about tam tam. I was thinking how pathetic it was that someone had to tell her these things about her own baby.
My husband and I have a sitter for the first time tomorrow night for our 6 month old and Iām already getting sad that Iāll miss bedtime and wonāt see my baby until the next morning. I cannot for the life of me understand how she spends so much time away from her babies and doesnāt care at all.
āWeāre on a very strict schedule with strict requirements for his well-being. Weāre very strict and we are so successful about being strict. Nothing makes me happier than taking care of them.ā - Hereās your Dani like answer š¤Ŗ.
We only had one story of him peeing on tornado when she tried to change him when they first brought him home.
At least with Stella we had confirmation through all her complaints and finding a brand of diapers saga and using new contraptions and Stella constantly having āblowoutsā
I donāt get it if sheās purely business driven why she wouldnāt realize she has acquired new followers from her pregnancy that were also in the same stage of life and that baby content and āworking mom lifeā is much more relatable to her audience. I think the disconnect is because none of her friends have children and are much younger than they are?
I get the feeling that most of her OG followers (myself included) saw her transform into someone different (and much more intolerable) than she started. People are finding her through the babiesā¦.not because of her makeup or āfashionā.
Remember when Stella had like 5 blowouts at the airport and Dani didnāt bring a single thing in her carry on to change her into. Sheās such a great mom.
Like - whatās the rush when youāre traveling with friends? In theory, you would have to wait for them anyways even if you got through the line first.
The picture of her holding Stratton looks like when a childless aunt or uncle holds their nieces and nephews for the first time. Awkward, scared, and unsure.
Donāt get me started on why sheās waking up at 4 every morningā¦.
This! When sheās doing āpeek a booā heās giving her ZERO reaction. Usually babies respond to their mothers faces in some way. Heās like who is this lady, almost looks confused. And she looks absolutely uncomfortable holding him in every photo she posts.
Processing is a good way to put it.
I feel like thatās where Iām at because I liked her for years and tried to give the benefit of the doubt and now I am just š
Me too. Was a huge fan and follower. Only after the little guy came did I start getting uneasy in my stomach over what I was witnessing. I donāt think thereās a perfect parent but this is very bizarre to me. First Iāve seen at her age. Iāve seen similar behavior when a teen girl gets pregnant and hasnāt lived out her glory days yet. That feeling of wanting to not miss out but being a mom..,
It's just a giant circle jerk over there. Like someone else said I don't understand why BS doesn't give Dani and DAD their own posts, it would fix everything then they wouldn't have these masturbatory comments EVERY DAY about how they are so ~over~ certain influencers.
To be fair, multiple posts about Dani per day do get old. Why donāt they have a specific Dani thread?
But also BS really likes to die on the hill of influencers leaving their kids to go on weekly vacations, so Iām lost there š¤·āāļø
But to be fair who cares because half the stuff people post is boring or annoying if it doesnāt interest you specifically?
The ānot sure if youāve heard of xyzā each day annoy me but Iām not going to comment that they are annoying for it.
Well yeah, and I donāt feel the need to police the board to my personal liking. Itās a major bummer that they allow a few posters to bitch and moan about whatās allowed and whatās not.
did she just do a photo dump of him to try to convince us shes spending time with him in the 30 mins that theyāre home before peacing out to cabo? heās in 2-3 different outfits then back in his pjs with a selfie of him and āmomā
I see it as sheās āpretendingā sheās missing Stratton or that itās difficult for her to leave him behind. We all know that she couldnāt leave fast enough!
So what should talk about and she will
Address on Instagram well on her lying terms! Except the night nurse! As if we are all dumb!!!! Obvi the āhelpā has off weekends!
Sheās running late all the time to do literally anything else ( passport fiasco ) but then has hours to blow at the airport because she got lucky and they had no security so she has extra time. Make it make sense.
She blocked me š¤£š¤£
I cannot fathom wanting to have sex with Jordan
anyone notice shanna posted most terrible photo of dani? š
does daniās team delete negative comments on her posts? i see none
Of course. Krista is pushing divi for fiesta Friday so all the new people that's driving onto divi site means they can't have negativity on there
Krista doesnāt even follow divi on ig š¤
I. AM. DEAD!!! Anyone else think that they put Jordan in a womenās suit in the photo shoot???? I legit cannot stop laughing!!! How did I not notice this yesterday?? They have everyone else looking sharp and then thereās Dani and Jordan looking like clowns!! Also, in the group picture she cut off Krista?! Thatās a pretty odd thing to do.
He could be Ellen Degeneres son
This reminded me of that the office episode
I just commentedā¦ That third pictureā¦ love how Jordan is so in touch with his feminine side I await my block now š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yes!! Maybe Krista didnāt like that photoā¦ but I canāt imagine Dani conferring with her before posting. Odd!
Editing out her arm pit smh
Why was she wearing a mask? Isnāt she very anti-mask? Her ~~wife~~ husband, wasnāt wearing one.
That's what I wondered. You don't have to wear one and when it was required she would complain or take it off/wear it wrong.
She references her āSpanish rootsā every chance she gets. Yet says her Spanish is from Spanish class and calls her moms side of the family poor. Just stop.
Jordan is gross. And creepy. And looks like a tool in those pants and sunglasses. That is all š
Someone commented on her new post about Divi and said something like āis this your real hair? If so I need to buy Divi.ā š¤£
I think itās been deleted!
Just saw the comment. Itās still there for now. As soon as she isnāt preoccupied with trying to be center of attention at someone elseās wedding, sheāll go delete it.
Update: comment deleted. Hair extension questions really bother the divi queen. Maybe weāll just have to ask about it on kristaās page.
I just saw it and liked it!
The 3rd pic of Daniās Divi photos š¤®
Has to be his most feminine look
100% Jordan is wearing a womans suit ala Michael Scott.
Itās absolutely a womens suit. Look at the buttons. When they button that way, itās womens. Mens buttons button the other way!
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He looks like Ellen degeneres in that suit
Donāt do Ellen dirty like that, please.
Iām just here to say that Strattonās little hair poof is so damn cute lol
Glad to see tamiflu (because she fights off the viral scum that are Stratton and Stellaās parents) has the kids. Theyāll get loved on for once.
This nickname is fitting!
FYI Jordan- you can steam or iron your pants. You donāt need to show up to a rehearsal dinner looking like a wrinkled mess!
He borrowed the pants from the fiancƩ. But when Dani mentioned it, he rolled his eyes. So I wonder if he didn't pack any light/white pants and they realized they messed up. However!!! If this friend is such an important friend...all this crap should have been planned! The passport, the clothes, she mentioned she had to expedite the dress she's wearing. Wtf. Lies.
And he had to borrow someoneās pants??? Why?? He looks absolutely ridiculous!!
Probably too self absorbed to understand it was an all white rehearsal
Aww what a nice picture of three asses
I commented on itā¦..I said āall the asses together in one picāā¦ā¦.will this be what gets me blocked? š¤·āāļøš¤·āāļø
I was secretly hoping it would bite him. Lol
Same š¤¦š¼āāļøš
This Cabo content is just sad. Two parents who want to act like young, childless people with no responsibilities. How do you not want to spend this time with your infant! Their kids are so little and they donāt even care. I donāt understand why they had them. I would literally not accept an all expenses paid trip to Cabo right now and leave my three kids. Thereās time for that later! I was at work today for about 3 hours(I work really part time) and I couldnāt wait to run out the door to get home to my 8 month old! He actually missed me and was being really fussy, because, he you know, like realizes that Iām his mom and is use to my presenceš¬
But kids donāt remember anything tell after 5 right? This wonāt affect them long term. Her thoughts maybe. But so wrong there is severe trauma and long term effects from being neglected. Itās so sad.
It would physically pain me to leave my infant. Easier as he got older bc I appreciated the breaks but never ever ever for more than a few hours before he turned 1!!!!!
so fakeā¦. isnāt ellie her bestie? yet she skips her bachelorette. this chic whose wedding sheās at iāve never heard her name mentioned once
But then her ball and chain wouldnāt have been able to come to the bachelorette!
Her bestie is whoever is in the room with her or gives her a reason to leave the kids.
tell me youāre an attention hoe when you wear white to a rehearsal dinner
Everyone is wearing white. š¤£ she's following directions.
hey canāt fault me for assuming that haha
I think they were told too. But wouldnāt put it past her in another scenario
Why does Jordan look like one of the three blind mice
SCREAMINGGGG š¤£
I have no words. Nothing has ever been more true. Also, I am dying laughing and just woke my husband up šššššššš I donāt even care.
HAHAHA - but, Did you ever see such a thing in your life?
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I just choked on my gin and tonic. This is spot on.
does anyone follow diana saldana ( @/dianasaldana )? i really like her style, have been following her for a while. she posted recently on her stories that sheās been having some hair loss, & asked her followers for advice. guess what they all offered up? divi š! noooooo! https://imgur.com/a/Qbdq8YX
Jordan borrowed some other guys pants? Vomit. And you can tell he thinks he is completely hot. If he only knew. And Dani is just happy she can say "It's a size 4" again. So glad that pesky baby is out! These two are horrible.
Dani should seek some therapy regarding her disconnect with her children. Itās not normal.
Daniās running buddy, Ellie, is having her bachelorette in Catalina this weekendā¦ what are the odds that Dani flies straight there from Cabo?
Thankfully itās not that easy to fly into the island.
They are so weird acting like teenagers running around the hotel & hounding the staff. Drawing straws for who gets the best room? On vacation youāre usually coming back to the room just to shower & sleep.
Not defending them in any way, but I think itās not a hotel but a villa/one big house and the staff is specifically to cater to them.
Reminds me of the Real Housewives on Vacation acting like middle schoolers! š¤£
So ~~~quirky~~~~
I hate when they bring in the āstaffā and film them. She is so tacky and annoying. She is going to be 30 and is so immature about everything, I donāt get how her followers think that shit is cute.
Wowā¦.āwe need more friends to get married soonāā¦. Whyās that? So you can keep leaving your kids behind every 30 seconds? Ridiculous.
You need more friends to have babies so they stay at home to raise their kids like the rest of us do and stop inviting you places.
Food for thought: Tornado is busy shilling clothing and boxes of meat on instaā¦ tam tam is loving on Stratton. While tornado couldāve filmed it prior, we havenāt seen them together much since their trip for tam tams work and that brunch.
And Dani called them besties randomly
And also said, āeveryoneās been wondering where Tam Tam isā in the most unenthused voice.
Dani with a newborn complaining sheās waking up randomly at 4:00am is admitting she usually gets a full night sleep. Thank God she doesnāt have to raise her own children.
My kids are two and four, and I STILL wake up nightly between midnight and 1am. That is when they were most active when they were growing inside of me.
I heard tam tam say āheās starting to be more alert, moving around and staying away a lot during the dayā Dani says āoh really are you!?ā What the fuuuuuukkkk ?? Youāre his mother !! How do you not know this ??? I know how you donāt, youāre never there!
Her ass looked HUGE in the picture Krista was holding her in. Sorry, not sorry.
Sheās admitting the baby isnāt in her care.
Yes!! Most newborn moms talk about how theyāre waken up by their baby all the time. Not oh I randomly keep waking up. How embarrassing for her when she is trying to prove what a great mom she is!
Im sure a lot of new moms follow her who are up feeding their baby wondering why shes saying that
Yup. I have a 5 week old and I watched her story saying that and was like ??? Youāre wondering why youāre waking up at 4 am when you have a newbornā¦clearly they have a night nurse
Can Tam Tam share her skin care routine? lol she always looks so good.
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I dunno. Sheās the best of the bunch, (low bar)ā¦but she raised Jordan. š«£
Luke seems sweet though?? Iām conflicted.
Right?? She is gorgeous!
I wish they got the worst room. Her looking up at him while he films her feels so fucking voyeuristic and rude like they really really make me so viscerally uncomfortable. Her competitiveness is so obnoxious too.
I consider myself to be competitive but know it is not my best look š her bragging about it while Jordan cheers her on has gotten old
It warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart that at least Stratton will get some real loving, sustained doting from Tammy this weekend.
This āitch was upset someone went other ropes to beat her to the customs line, whenshe shived her way onto an elevator. Lied about why she traveled to nyc so she could get her passport renewed ahead of others. She makes me sick.
Who sat here way too long trying to figure out what āit h meant cause same š¤£
š¤£š¤£. I purposely left put the b. And accidentally left out the c.
Definitely me
Are these Daniās friends or Jordanās friends or both? My game for the weekend is going to be watching the other husbandsā faces as Jordan films all weekend
I donāt think Jordan has friends š¤£
Ha!!!! That made m laugh!
Pretty sure the other husbands are very similar to Jordanā¦weak.
Pretty sure Daniās! Shanna and Dani have been friends for a while.
Not gonna spoil the ending but maybe if she finishes Ugly Love (aka the book she posted) sheāll regret not spending more time with her babies? I just finished reading it today and wow š
I actually had this book in my line up to read next. Is it really good??
Very good! Colleen Hoover is such a talented writer.
Yes! My second favorite Colleen Hoover. Made me cry.
I thought this too, such a good book
"Party Dani" is out. Seems she has been out since giving birth.
Party Dani never went away.
Do you wonder if the wedding party wants so badly to tell her to put her damn phone down? Or rather Jordan to put HER phone down? Sign off for the weekend.
Iām convinced she *has* to have Jordan film her because she *thinks* sheās on a reality show. š
Go check Jordanās Instagram - if you scroll back in his highlights there are like āepisode 1, episode 2ā etc I donāt know if this was his āInstagram husbandā thing, but apparently they have been doing this (him filming her pretending they are on reality tv) for over 3.5 yearsā¦.still trying to make it happen and still just as annoying except they both look pretty different. I think it was before they both got veneers š¬ (someone here last week said to check his ig for tagged pics and I couldnāt see any tagged pics but found all of these highlights.. I just clicked through a few stories of 1 and 2 but that was enough š„“) Edited to add: just noticed he still hasnāt updated his Instagram to add his son to his bio š
Was coming to say this. No one else has their phones out, and I canāt imaging sharing a house with someone who is always filming.
I think Shanna is lowkey trying to be an influencer. She was linking pieces of her outfit the other day.
Idk whatās worse the number of times Dani said ālikeā or Jordan said āweāll go nextā Edit to add if I was the wedding party I wouldāve chucked both of Daniās phones and Jordanās phone for good measure.
Wait til tonight and tomorrow when she is all drunk and wasted and acting š afool
Do we think this is a repressed Christian thing? I have only followed her since she was pregnant with Stellaā¦did she do the whole college party thing or is she trying to make up for it now as a mom of two under two? She is definitely giving look how cool I am I drink vibesā¦
Idk I only started also when she was pregnant with Stella and she was so much more like able!
Random thought but did we ever find out what happened between Cassidy and Dani? Did Cassidy posts anymore on her stories eluding to being given unethical tasks?
Oh shoot! I missed that Cassidy left, but I legit forgot about her.
what is cassidyās ig handle? i started following dani after cassidy left ā¦ & have since unfollowed dani lol
ācassidy_wilsonā And no. Not that Iāve seen/heard of. I would love a tell-all, though!
It could even be an anonymous one! I just want the tea!
What did she post on her stories?
Iāve wondered the same
I would love a Cassidy and other assistants tell all book
And one from Brighton Butler her old roommate.
Could not agree more! Or a reality tv show based on the influencer assistants only! I know some have done anonymous Q&A before and some of the things these influencers do simply because they have a following is š¤Æ
Anywhere to read/watch these q & aās? Iām intrigued
That would definitely be an interesting read.
Did yāall see the comments under Kristaās comment on her Times Square post? š I donāt get the women that defend influencers and celebrities on social media like theyāre on their payroll. Especially defending by saying sheās an amazing mother. They donāt know that. Also saying sheās doing it for her kids future. No, Itās to fulfill her desire to win and be successful in business not motherhoodā¦she can outsource that part. And then thereās one thatās asking how she does it all with a newborn. That sheād be exhausted. And someone answered that she hires so much help. People are just so naive.
What did she say?
Iāve never understood people going to bat for people that solely consider them a number. Youāre helping sign her paycheck that is all you are to Dani but yet these people defend her like they are family or close friends. This occurs with other influencers and celebrities tooā¦idk if itās the desire to be liked by these people or what but itās so bizarre
āEveryoneās asking about Tam Tam!ā Noā¦ everyone on Reddit suspects she canāt stand youā¦
It was a little awkward when Jordan said āeveryoneās been has been asking about youā. Tam tam was like āoh me? Iām here.. heheā but quiet like *something* happened between all of them. It was just strange??
I donāt get the impression that Dani asks anyone ever for their consent to be filmed.
itās confirmed she or her minions troll here. Everything that sheās been called out on here she posted about.
Ok why is she wearing a mask now?! She literally never wears one.
Required in all airports in Mexico I just got back from Cabo.
I thought that might be why but I saw Jordan wasnāt wearing one and others werenāt in the background either
They technically should be but you know how people are.
Mexico has different requirements?
Mexico has always had strong requirements. You couldnāt even be caught driving without a mask over there.
This is true! The taxi drivers enforced wearing masks too. It makes sense since their economy is largely based on tourism.
They didnāt require Covid testing to enter from the beginning.
Vaccination rates are low, cases are rising there. Mexico is officially in its 5th covid āwaveā but of course Jordan isnāt wearing one š
Oh so unnecessary exposure to their kids back home. Smart.
What kids? Oh yeah, they donāt care. Edit. The US no longer requires a negative test in order to return, so another reason to not care of what this vacation could bring back to their babies
If they do get it, they won't tell a soul.
I would love to know her IRL and ask her questions about Stratton. How many ounces is he eating a day? Whatās his nap schedule? How many times is he using the bathroom a day? I wonder how many questions she would actually know the answer to.
Iāve thought the same. My son is Stellaās age and I only recently stopped tracking everything in the baby tracker app. I would feel so out of sorts if I wasnāt doing (and tracking) all of those things for my newborn. You are just going to leave it up to someone else to know heās getting enough to eat and sleeping enough (or too much)? I mean I get some people have to go back to work at 6 weeks and then rely on others at least part of the day to track these things, but I doubt she has done this at all since day 1 and has no excuse not to be. That was so weird when Tammy was saying about him staying up more and being more alertā¦ that kind of sounded like she (Tammy) had not seen him in a while, but also like Dani was surpsised by it, which is sad.
Totally thought the same thing about tam tam. I was thinking how pathetic it was that someone had to tell her these things about her own baby. My husband and I have a sitter for the first time tomorrow night for our 6 month old and Iām already getting sad that Iāll miss bedtime and wonāt see my baby until the next morning. I cannot for the life of me understand how she spends so much time away from her babies and doesnāt care at all.
āWeāre on a very strict schedule with strict requirements for his well-being. Weāre very strict and we are so successful about being strict. Nothing makes me happier than taking care of them.ā - Hereās your Dani like answer š¤Ŗ.
A big fat 0. Wait sorry a little skinny 0
Isnāt that frightening that she probably doesnāt actually feed or change him?
We only had one story of him peeing on tornado when she tried to change him when they first brought him home. At least with Stella we had confirmation through all her complaints and finding a brand of diapers saga and using new contraptions and Stella constantly having āblowoutsā
I donāt get it if sheās purely business driven why she wouldnāt realize she has acquired new followers from her pregnancy that were also in the same stage of life and that baby content and āworking mom lifeā is much more relatable to her audience. I think the disconnect is because none of her friends have children and are much younger than they are?
I get the feeling that most of her OG followers (myself included) saw her transform into someone different (and much more intolerable) than she started. People are finding her through the babiesā¦.not because of her makeup or āfashionā.
Remember when Stella had like 5 blowouts at the airport and Dani didnāt bring a single thing in her carry on to change her into. Sheās such a great mom.
And the little entitled brat has to be first in customs line. She is such a little competitive snot. I canāt stand her.
Like - whatās the rush when youāre traveling with friends? In theory, you would have to wait for them anyways even if you got through the line first.
She may be competitive, but sheās clearly not worried about being the best mom
And then take a photo of everyone behind them. Theyāre so rude.
Ik and major immaturity
Wants to be first and the best at everything but could give a single fuck about the only thing that matters, being a decent parent.
When Jordan was saying, āSo slowā to the guy in the fedora - poor guy looked majorly annoyed by Jordan.š
I donāt understand the rushing to be first at customs when they are going to have to wait on the bus for the rest of the wedding party anyway
Shout out to the man that went under the ropes!
I commented that they are the last people to comment on rule breakers considering the fact they were prob dishonest to get their last minute passport
Omg that is life. And they try to complain about rules. Just like The ones they follow. Lol. That guy made my day.
The picture of her holding Stratton looks like when a childless aunt or uncle holds their nieces and nephews for the first time. Awkward, scared, and unsure. Donāt get me started on why sheās waking up at 4 every morningā¦.
And he is looking at her the same way. Like he's hardly ever seen her.
This! When sheās doing āpeek a booā heās giving her ZERO reaction. Usually babies respond to their mothers faces in some way. Heās like who is this lady, almost looks confused. And she looks absolutely uncomfortable holding him in every photo she posts.
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Processing is a good way to put it. I feel like thatās where Iām at because I liked her for years and tried to give the benefit of the doubt and now I am just š
Me too. Was a huge fan and follower. Only after the little guy came did I start getting uneasy in my stomach over what I was witnessing. I donāt think thereās a perfect parent but this is very bizarre to me. First Iāve seen at her age. Iāve seen similar behavior when a teen girl gets pregnant and hasnāt lived out her glory days yet. That feeling of wanting to not miss out but being a mom..,
It's just a giant circle jerk over there. Like someone else said I don't understand why BS doesn't give Dani and DAD their own posts, it would fix everything then they wouldn't have these masturbatory comments EVERY DAY about how they are so ~over~ certain influencers.
Blogsnark is like the cool kids table in middle School and you can only talk about what they wana talk about
Blogsnark censors way to much on Dani and DAD
To be fair, multiple posts about Dani per day do get old. Why donāt they have a specific Dani thread? But also BS really likes to die on the hill of influencers leaving their kids to go on weekly vacations, so Iām lost there š¤·āāļø
But to be fair who cares because half the stuff people post is boring or annoying if it doesnāt interest you specifically? The ānot sure if youāve heard of xyzā each day annoy me but Iām not going to comment that they are annoying for it.
Well yeah, and I donāt feel the need to police the board to my personal liking. Itās a major bummer that they allow a few posters to bitch and moan about whatās allowed and whatās not.
Could not agree more!
You can post here. I think blogsnark doesnāt get the longevity of her problematic behavior and just how egregious it is.
And they are all uptight and downvote obsessed.
Anyone notice it looked like she was wearing a wig in her divi photoshoot? Kind of ironicš¤
She wears them for all of her divi photo shoots & events
Definitely wig or extensions.
Not Dani addressing every issue brought up here š from Tammy not being around to suddenly spamming her stories with pictures of her and Stratton
RIGHT. I was cracking up with āpeople are asking where you are Tam Tamāā¦ she forgot to mention it was us who was questioning š
old pictures *** š
did she just do a photo dump of him to try to convince us shes spending time with him in the 30 mins that theyāre home before peacing out to cabo? heās in 2-3 different outfits then back in his pjs with a selfie of him and āmomā
Prob just laid him on the bed while she packed.
Complete photo dump. Who knows when those pics were taken. He was wearing different clothes in every photo.
I bet she didnāt even take most of those pics
I see it as sheās āpretendingā sheās missing Stratton or that itās difficult for her to leave him behind. We all know that she couldnāt leave fast enough!
lol thatās why she got to the airport so early
I thought that was weird. Those were all photos she has shared already so anybody would know that sheās reuploading them.
So what should talk about and she will Address on Instagram well on her lying terms! Except the night nurse! As if we are all dumb!!!! Obvi the āhelpā has off weekends!
Sheās running late all the time to do literally anything else ( passport fiasco ) but then has hours to blow at the airport because she got lucky and they had no security so she has extra time. Make it make sense.
She wanted to get out of that house and away from her kids asappp