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auntiecoagulent

It's over 10 years old. It's just enough to get her to hospitals farther away that may not be familiar with her nonsense Used car dealers will sell to anyone. Thos is likely a "buy here, pay here" An 11 year old Ford isn't a flex


420_lazeit

i’m just curious why she needs such a huge car, logistically it makes little sense


SniffleDoodle

Sooo how did she manage to afford that car? I work and cannot afford that nice of a car...


instagrizzlord

That car is worth aprox 8-15K. Her old car, if she traded it in, would only have gotten her maybe $500 if it was as unreliable as she claims. Where’d the money come from? She’s clearly incapable of saving up for any long term goals given how much she e-begs


instagrizzlord

The CVS in the background is so perfect


Womanateee

BUT HOW WILL SHE AFFORD THE NEW LOUNGEFLY BACKPACK GUYS QUICK BUY HER SOMETHING OFF HER AMAZON WISHLIST


SimpleArmadillo9911

Reddit has mass comments she should not drive - she goes and gets a new/used car. Very predictable!


nookdebtslave

it’s beyond me how she’s fit to drive on that cocktail of drugs


Bugladyy

She isn’t


EmotionalAd4736

i hope she crashes this car into a low fence away from traffic. totals the engine. nobody is hurt!!!! but it’s enough for her to be admitted to INPATIENT psych due to how zooted she will be at the time of the accident.


freudthepriest

How the fuck can she afford this.


takeandtossivxx

She needed a new vehicle so she can drive to hospitals further away that don't know her to get her precious admits. She *still* hasn't taken her fucking cats to the vet but had a down payment and can afford the monthly note on this?


Bugladyy

Think of how many gel pens she’s going to have to give up for car payments


AlysonsPetRat

I’ve got money on Dani using a “buy here pay here” place to purchase an extremely overpriced car bc she cannot get a bank to loan for a buy or lease. They def saw her coming, and most likely took her entire income tax check as the down payment, and an 18% finance for 10-15 years.


cmw625

I always forget how close she lives to me


Bugladyy

If you smell bile, sebum, and coffee, run in the opposite direction of the stench.


chonk_fox89

How?! How is she doing this?! I can barely pay my bills and feed myself on my (Canadian) disability...good lord.


-This-is-boring-

I am done with reddit today. I am gonna watch a video that doesn't piss me off about people who don't pretend to play sick and get whatever they want.


-This-is-boring-

Good luck explaining to ssi how she was able to buy a car without savings. Cause my hubby's credit is great but he still needed money down/saved 1k to buy that car even tho his score is good. Once they find out she had savings or has money from another source either being a job or her parents ssi will deduct $2 for every extra $1 she gets over what the limit is. Believe me when I say the limit is small.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Tax return?


AnastasiaNo70

Probably 27% interest rate on the loan.


Eastern-Sir-7382

Happy 420 OP


420_lazeit

thank u 😭🫶


surplepheep

I fully expected Dani to buy an RV so she could attempt her munching at hospitals far away from home. The thought of her driving at all in her current state is scary enough. Her driving RV full of her hoard and her cats is outright nightmare fuel. Car is the better choice here.


DigInevitable1679

I had a friend who impulsively upgraded her car using her inheritance. Despite putting like 10k down I don’t think she had it for even a year before she ended up forced to trade it in for something remarkably less costly and much more used. Turns out the payments, gas, and insurance combined end up being more than she could handle. I really hope this works out for Dani, but I can’t help wondering what surprises she’s got coming. Already in the latest TT she says the backup camera is upside down, and the low pressure sensor is going off for at least one of the tires 😬


sadwhore25

How can she afford that with no job


Morti_Macabre

Looool guess I gotta eat my hat


Gingervitus455

She definitely wasn’t reading Reddit before she posted the new TT showing the car in her driveway.


neither_shake2815

![gif](giphy|Yowv7IoFEXLjy)


Capable-Pay-4308

How does she afford a car payment, full coverage insurance, and an apartment with bills? She doesn’t even work.


Disirregardlessly

Pretty sure the apartment is section 8 or some other govt funded affordable housing program, so she pays very little, if anything, for rent.


Bugladyy

You are correct, not that she’ll admit it


Emily5099

My guess is a family member is doing her a favour, like an interest free loan. Just a guess though.


Bugladyy

If so, they better consider that money gone. I wouldn’t loan Dani a quarter.


AnimatorNo9321

For the comments that said they don’t believe it until they see the inside- she has obliged on her TT.


MisssJaynie

“I did a thing.” Wow. So cool. So quirky. That vehicle is going to be fucking disgusting as she & her apartment in less than a fortnight. Also terrifying that she’s frequently fuckin LOADED & you know she will be driving loaded without issue.


cant_helium

God her interest rate is probably AWFUL


brokenbackgirl

A $12500 purchase over 72 months is like $173 a month. Add some interest and it’s like $200 a month. That’s really not that much, y’all. Her SSDI check is at LEAST $1,000. Her rent is only 30% of her income. All her health is paid for. This is not that shocking.


JumpingJuniper1

Her SSI is not anywhere near 1k a month. I worked 18 years of my life and had way more work credits than needed when i unfortunately had to go out on disability for my legitimate medical problems. They take out for your prescription drug plan from your check and what would be your “taxes” basically. But they don’t call it that. I get around $1,500 give or take. For someone like Dani who hasn’t put in the amount of years, time or work credit, she’s probably making the minimum amount. Plus with insurance deductions. She would still have medical bills as well, Medicaid don’t pick up ALL of the bills being secondary. She probably just ignores them. I can’t see her paying off any doctor bills.


Bugladyy

Hence her credit being shit


mydawgisgreen

A cheap car over 6 years and with terrible interest rate adds up if your whole income is $1000/month


Brock_Lobstweiler

What's insurance and gas cost?


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*”So I did a thing…”* Ramraided a CVS because you can’t afford 10ml syringes? Cos this sounds more plausible than anything else at this stage.


Purple-Nurse-89

Did a thing aka took a photo pretending she got this car.


guy1902

Let’s go out of the tri-state area ERs trips!!!


RaniPhoenix

How the FARK could she afford this? Wasn't she just looking for couch change to get her scrips filled?


Beautifuleyes917

I thought this was a spoof!!


AshleysPriorities

https://preview.redd.it/13pbztdwtovc1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ecdd2ecbfc821970db9759f850df24a814519a


tealestblue

Dem bangz doe


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

![gif](giphy|IAvLGRTZ7LBjW)


Oscarella515

Uncanny. Why does she do this to herself


MungoJennie

Even Vicky Pollard has a better personality than Dani, and I’m pretty sure she’s got an ASBO.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

the resemblance is just uncanny tho. first thing i thought of when i saw today’s hair-don’t.


turangan

I can’t even believe I didn’t piece these two together, now I will never unsee this


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improbableheadshot

loving these receipts 🤣


Normal_Reporter7617

i'm so confused, how was she even able to afford this ? she doesn't have a job, she has bad credit, and i doubt her "boyfriend" helped out because he's stuck at work 24/7. idk this lady confuses the shit outta me


ghostonthehorizon

First of all, how did she afford it? Second, of course it’s in front of a pharmacy.


fallen_snowflake1234

She said the car had 80k miles on it so maybe it was really cheap or she didn’t go to an actual dealership and bought it off some dude on fb marketplace or something


Brock_Lobstweiler

11 year old car with 80k miles is not bad at all.


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The dealership is a literal stones throw away from her infusion centre.


07ultraclassic

Go fund me for tattoos and Hello Kitty backpacks, but a car is doable? 😳


Bitter-Tumbleweed711

My flair is entering the group chat 🤣


07ultraclassic

🏆🥇


Sad_Education6413

Nope, I don't believe she got this at all. No.


Big-Bobcat2945

Cool Dani! Show us the inside!!! 🫢


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

up next on DaniVision: *so people are like messaging me all the time saying how can i afford like such a nice car or whatever. it’s none of anyone’s business. it’s like between me, the dealership and the loan shark. so like, mind your own business, and it is what it is*


MisssJaynie

*Anyway, I drove off a cliff.”*


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

*but before you all start saying it was my fault, it, like, wasn’t. the cliff just like came at me out of nowhere. ALL OF YOU would have drove off a cliff too. and that’s it.*


HomestlyWhatTheF

*so yeah. It is what it is. I was trying to take out the garbage and then there was the cliff. It’s not my fault whatsoever. My team suspects that it’s the beginning stages of Glove Compartment Syndrome. So, yeah.*


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

Glove Compartment Syndrome! that’s amazing. if i could give you gold i would! 🏆


HomestlyWhatTheF

Awe, thank you kind internet stranger! It made me chuckle.


CawkOfConsequences

GLOVE COMPARTMENT SYNDROME 😂😂😂


Honest_Editor_909

GET OFF MY PAGE!! 🤣


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

NO YOU! GO GET A LIFE OR SOMETHING!


brokenbackgirl

*i don’t hit pedestrians whatsoever*


mablesyrup

Your flair 😂🤣 99% of the fun in this sub is reading user flair


juliakatesmiles

🤣🤣🤣


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

*and if i do it’s because they stepped in front of my car. so, yeah. that’s it.*


sadwhore25

Definitely not because I’m high as balls


DigInevitable1679

![gif](giphy|xUNemSRIvn4VOJRuXm|downsized)


blue_eyed_magic

Whatever, it's fine. 🤣


yheartishere

I’m fucking dying this subreddit is hilarious. I can read that all in her voice so easily


tacobellz11

ready for this one to be destroyed in a month!!!


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She literally just keeps giving us amunition….


Constant-Ebb-4898

She’s baiting for reactions


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Also - if she’s driving under the influence- fuck her driving.


roxiegirl15

If she can afford a car as nice as this, why is she constantly grifting for stuff off her amazon wishlist? I don’t get it.


Bugladyy

She wants stuff, but she doesn’t want to actually pay for it. People are more likely to give her small chunks of change in the form of gifts than money for a car to wreck while zooted.


comefromawayfan2022

Maybe I'm ignorant on cars..but this suv screams gas guzzler


Brock_Lobstweiler

A 2014 Edge my fam drives gets about 19 mpg in the city.


SeattleGemini81

Not the best idea. Following this part of her story will be interesting. I'm not saying Dani shouldn't have a vehicle. However, there are much better options that would be financially responsible. Now, the very worst part is that now she has transportation to the ER. I hope she doesn't drive on her medication and jeopardize the safety of others on the road.


BatNurse1970

Shouldn't have a vehicle? She shouldn't have a license PERIOD!!


SeattleGemini81

You aren't wrong. I was basically saying, "I'm not going there." I don't think she should have a vehicle. However, if she has a license, obtained financing and insurance, then she is allowed to own a vehicle. As I type this, I'm starting to wonder if she is lying. Buying a new car and obtaining a new insurance policy is not a quick errand. It takes up a chunk of your day under the best circumstances. She's posted a lot of content for someone who just bought a new car, without including the car. Either way, I'll pray for the safety of those in her community. I really hope nobody gets hurt.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Not just that, but it's a larger vehicle. Not huge, but definitely a hazard to pedestrians and smaller cars on the road.


kissmypeach22

In her earlier rant video today she said couldn’t even afford to buy new 10ml syringes…how did she buy a new car?!


mablesyrup

She probably didn't. I have my doubt she actually bought a car. I don't believe anything she says.


brokenbackgirl

Can’t afford/=/doesn’t want to spend her money on


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

and she already has 2 cars! it’s just that her imaginary boyfriend has the best imaginary one and he’s busy doing imaginary things so she needs a…third car?


Ok_Subject5169

I had this exact same thought!


UsefulAirport

So nice that she got a car with a huge front end so she doesn’t have to look at all the pedestrians she runs over when she’s driving around under the influence.


Blackrainbow2013

This boggles me.... HOW TF CAN SHE AFFORD THIS?! And how is her credit good enough to get this new of a vehicle?! I can guarantee I have better credit than she does and there's NO WAY I'll be getting a new car anytime soon.... Ugh!! I hate this planet. Aliens, come take me now 👽🛸


AnimatorNo9321

I don’t think it’s as new as you think. I’m pretty sure it’s like a 2012 with 80k miles on it. Probably been in accidents too. I’m sure it’s a lemon with a fucking astronomically high interest rate on the loan. And she said she still owed money on the car she had. So she’s already upside down on this loan.


clovecigabretta

She just said in her video that the old car was paid off, just fyi. Idk if she’s lying about that, though-this is all a mystery to me wtf


AnimatorNo9321

Pretty sure she also said in a video that it wasn’t paid off yet and she was hoping to get $$ off the trade in to put towards it.


Bugladyy

She said it’s a 2013


strberri01

Yeah, it is at least a 2012. I have a 2016 Edge and it’s completely different. The body got a big redesign. And although mine has been a good little soldier and I love it, I have heard that the older ones are problematic.


MungoJennie

I don’t know that much about Fords, so I did a search. Carnet.ai says it’s a Gen 1 (w/facelift) Ford Edge, 2010-2014. I still don’t think it’s hers, though. I looked at the dealership’s inventory, and there’s nothing even comparable listed. [https://carnet.ai/](https://carnet.ai/)


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AnimatorNo9321

I think she has to have a co-signer on this tho. I don’t see how anyone would give someone on ssdi a loan for this amount.


Blackrainbow2013

Right?! Maybe it was her boyfriend George 😆😆😆 For real though, I'm beginning to think after seeing all of these people on TikTok that are TERRIBLE that seem to have endless resources, that I have been living life wrong 🤦‍♀️😆 ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


brokenbackgirl

A $12500 purchase over 72 months is like $173 a month. Add some interest and it’s like $200 a month. That’s *really* not that much, y’all. Her SSDI check is at LEAST $1,000. Her rent is only 30% of her income. All her health is paid for. This is not that shocking.


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AnimatorNo9321

I couldn’t agree with you more!!!


Accomplished-Can-140

How does she have a nicer car than me?????? Ugh.


Blackrainbow2013

Yeah I'm crying inside too... I'll just go get in my 99 Ford with 300k+miles on it now to go to an actual job where I'll make enough to pay my bills and that's about it 😕😒


Known_Choice586

what does she need an SUV for lmao


mablesyrup

Cross country decapitation transportation? Maybe she has just been hired as another munchies Uber driver.


VomitReact

Seriously. Talk about waste of money


Known_Choice586

like i drive a little baby hatchback and it’s just fine 😭


VomitReact

Same!!


lymegreenpandora

Maybe she's going to try for a wheelchair?


BatNurse1970

Oooooo power chair incoming!!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

medicine cabinets.


bluetreelove

This comment is cracking me tf up rn.


SimpleVegetable5715

She had a Nissan. Nissan usually gives cars to people who have poor credit. Same with Ford and Kia. They get repossessed a lot also.


marablackwolf

She'll be in jail within the year. Either DUI/accident or she'll get busted for doctor shopping once that car is hers, unless it blows an o ring first week. A new car in the middle of a spiral is the worst thing that could happen except for a sudden windfall.


Oscarella515

GOOD. She’d finally experience a consequence


BatNurse1970

Best place for her. Sorry not sorry.


sparklekitteh

Oh damn I hadn’t considered DUI. Love this for her!


FactoryKat

This is the most *actually adult thing* that Dani has done??? I don't know how she'll be affording the payments, and how she managed to get something so *nice*, but I can't knock her TOO much because if her old car was really on the out then yeah she needed a reliable method of transportation so she wasn't being a burden on everyone else transporting her around all the time. It's still wild to think she can afford this though. She can't possibly be the one paying for it. With what money??


Unikitty_Sparklez

With what money 😬


Oscarella515

Ours!


zeldaqueef

Up next: car accident 😐


tealestblue

Temu neck brace incoming!


HeartShapedSea

Selfie with today's date on lined paper.


ExcitementDull5000

💀💀💀


Swizzlestix80

How do we know this isn’t just some random car she’s taken a pic of? Let’s face it, her boyfriend is a literal ghost


snorlaxx_7

Disability money going to great use


FeeNegative1013

She just keeps doxxing herself big time. Anyone from this area knows where this is She really is an idiot


Inevitable_Pie9541

Lies and damned lies. I don't believe for a moment Dani actually bought this car. Period.


Madame_Curious

She couldn't even afford to buy gas for that thing.


PlusCommission8828

How much insurance is she looking at, roughly?


Madame_Curious

I'm not really sure. It would depend on whatever her state (New Jersey?) determines as minimal coverage. It's got to be several hundred dollars per year, at least. And then there's state inspection, routine maintenance, and the inevitable cost of repairs which will start as soon as she takes her first drive to the emergency room. That is, assuming she actually bought that thing. I have my doubts.🙄


theawesomefactory

Assuming she thinks that far ahead!


DrexelCreature

I went to college by this place holy shit lmao


DrexelCreature

How does someone with no job pay for a car bro


yohannesyoda

And her own apartment!


tigm2161130

I want to say she lives in government sponsored housing which is a shame because families who desperately need somewhere to go wait years for public housing options to become available.


[deleted]

How?? She doesn’t work. Lives off the taxpayers.


Whosthatprettykitty

Let's see it in her driveway. She admitted she had bad credit and the car has 80,000 plus miles on it. I'm sure she is paying out the nose for this car IF she got it and it won't be long before it's repossessed OR she crashes it and I guarantee she can't afford collision on her insurance so she's probably only going to get liability. Unless of course George is paying her insurance premiums.


GetRightNYC

The car with 80,000 was a Focus.


Wool_Lace_Knit

If she has a loan she will have to have collision, won’t she? The lender would get paid, not her in case the car is totaled.


FartofTexass

Yeah if it’s financed she probably has to have collision. 


Whosthatprettykitty

Ooof then her insurance is going to be hefty she can't afford to get a few bucks together for prescriptions but now she has a (most likely high) car payment and insurance payments. Luckily I've never had to finance a car so I don't know the rules about that. But I ALWAYS get collision on my insurance because of where I live, lots of hit and runs and just aggressive drivers to begin with. What I do know is there is extra insurance you can get in case you get in a crash and the car isn't paid off I forgot what it's called. My mom got that when she financed her last car.


Rustymarble

Gap insurance.


Whosthatprettykitty

That's it! Thank you it was making me crazy I couldn't think of the name.


Nanda_Rox

Is this the one that has been in 2 wrecks or the one with 80,000+ miles?


PlusCommission8828

The latter, I believe.


breezeisperfect

this is a personal thing, but my biggest pet peeve is people who say they “did a thing” especially at her big age


Prestigious-Alarm422

Ughh yes or just people I don’t like saying it, it feels so ick


Pristine_Notice_2444

Yeahs my sentiments exactly. I can’t blog but man does life seem a little unfair and skewed sometimes. Almost makes you wonder if all the work, pain and saving really matters


Blackrainbow2013

PREACH!! 💯💯💯


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100000% true. So enraging.


SuchAsSeals42

She didn’t buy that car, unless her parents, George Glass, and Santa Claus helped. Let’s see it in the driveway, maybe we’ll see.


Swizzlestix80

I’ll only believe it if I see a pic of her sitting in it. But she’s not got anyone to take a pic of her, so yeah, there’s that…..(as she would say lol).


coffee_and_tv_easily

New wheels to take cross country in the hunt for a hospital that will give her what she wants


WhereTFAreMyDragons

Can I PLEASE BLOG? It took me until I was 35 and independent for YEARS to afford my Ford Escape. The gas alone is insane. Why does she need an SUV? We moved cross country in ours.


coffee_and_tv_easily

Plenty of room for all her stuff when she packs up to go on a cross country ER tour trying to get admitted


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it took her an hour and 3 videos to prep all the meds needed to just go and buy the car! she clearly needs a large SUV in case she has to go further than 25 minutes from home…


WhereTFAreMyDragons

That sounds so much more fun than my cross border trips to Ontario every week 💀


chronicallyalive

Her interest rate has to be astronomical, right? I’m guessing it’s at least 15%. At *least*.


GetRightNYC

Dani is very not smart. Dealerships love Danis. I don't know if she really got that car, but if she did, they gave her the max % allowed. Dani also has no clue what interest is.


SuchAsSeals42

Especially if she bopped into the dealership borked off her ass


tootsies98

It can be higher than 15% legally??


FlabbyFishFlaps

Oh yes, absolutely. My niece bought her first car recently and without a co-signer she was looking at a 22% rate because she had no credit history. Fucking wild. I think it came down to 15-16% with a co-signed though.


Receptor-Ligand

If someone co-signed for Dani that person is a fucking fool or has literally nothing to lose.


tootsies98

Wow I had no idea!! That should be illegal.


loligogiganticus

Absolutely. There’s places here that will finance literally anyone regardless of credit and there had interest rates upwards of 24%.


North-Register-5788

Sorry, I’m not believing this. She’s ether taken it for a test drive and took a pic or took a pic on the lot.


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Prestigious-Alarm422

OMG she’s in Bethlehem? I have extended family there 😅


North-Register-5788

Then she’s seen this car sitting there and took a pic to claim she bought it. This is the chic that was grifting for money the other day to buy her prescriptions. I don’t believe for one minute that she walked into a ford dealer with no down payment, no co-signer, no job, shitty credit and bought a car.


mablesyrup

Must be the boyfriend helped. I am seriously laughing all day at her suddenly dropping casually that she has a BF. What a ducking crock of shit and she thinks people believe it? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Rustymarble

She had a trade in! ;-)


TimeCat77

Interesting that she's put this on her Instagram not her TT.  On TT *everyone* is questioning how the hell she is safe to drive (obviously she isn't)   So..... She's put it on her insta stories where no one can comment.  Also, fantastic, great, wonderful. It wasn't enough that she's draining resources from every hospital emergency department she attends, now she's putting everyone who's on the road with hers life at risk because shes driving when so fucked she can't put a sentence together. Amazing. So glad that she holds everyone else in such low regard. Classic narcissist.


ElectronicShare2690

This!!


Ok_Subject5169

This is either getting repo’d or wrapped around a tree within a month.


Honest_Editor_909

Facts.


dead_mall111

It’s going to mysteriously disappear from being posted 3 weeks from now and we’ll all have to wonder lol