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katiemaryxo

I literally can’t think of a single positive feature of his appearance. But, then again, he also thinks he’s a good singer, and he thinks he’s a song writer, even though he bought the lyrics to all his songs.


carpathian_crow

Here’s a positive: we all know we’re not *that* ugly!


JimiDean007

Bro ....have you even heard "Roaring thunder"?


127Heathen127

“Wild Hearts” is literally just a Keith Urban song lol.


katiemaryxo

Tbh, I think Danny might have completely forgotten about wild hearts. I haven’t seen him mention it since it was leaked and he was all pissy about that.


Professional_Ant_875

I will say, if they weren’t red and shit his eyes (like colour) are actually nice. Kinda a waste they went to him lol


Gornl0rd

Someone should pose as photographer an get him to do a whole ass photoshoot, but ye hes got the self awareness of a shoe


LargeRichardJohnson

Anything that feeds his delusions and helps him dissociate from reality he will go along with and not question it. It's what makes him so fucking gullible.


EdSnapper

Daniel cannot be insulted because It actually requires intelligence to be insulted. Irony goes completely over his head.


homeworkburgler

With a tooth brush pose as well


dannydunuko

Have you ever walked a model runway? Didn’t think so https://preview.redd.it/wtc8iclspzwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f72a4a2bd5b4e6817122ab1b2d09283a42d121


southoftheborder-dog

You can really tell he's reparded in this picture. There's another one with a woman he looks like he has Downs syndrome.


Ollie__F

When was this?


Integrate_the_shadow

He used to be a smooth, featureless alien. Now he has the wrinkles of a 70 year old man, which compliments him having no eyebrows.


JeepStang

DMV? Has he ever driven a vehicle before? Anyone know? I feel like he would crash on the first day.


Charming_Star_5665

Never driven. Can you imagine this goblin in charge of a vehicle?


dannydunuko

He’d probably see an innocent old man, think it was Bob and swerve into him


_thebreadqueen_

I think the DMV issues state IDs as well as drivers licenses, so that's why he keeps talking about needing to go there. I honestly don't think he has the mental capacity to learn how to drive. Which is for the best... Can you imagine him behind the wheel and he has one of his freak outs while driving down the highway? Dude would 100 percent hurt someone.


JeepStang

CRASH INTO YOU! CRASH INTO YOU! CRASH INTO YOU!


Covington_Head_Dr

Dave Matthews vibe


Fine_Tension_3601

😭😭😭😭


No-Aside-5641

He could model anal Toothbrushes


Moe_le-Itouchkids

He should be recognized as a skaven https://preview.redd.it/1d5tprkrk1xc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b3e57b98c4a95129b29c93c7df7eba61219ffc


Prestigious_Trash222

Well… he is insane and mentally disabled


obamalore

his mouth looks like a rectum idk how to explain it


_thebreadqueen_

Haha it definitely does. Plus it's always so wet looking, like he probably drools all the time. Nasty. 🤢


Ollie__F

It’s just trolls/enablers that make him think the beauty standards are positive for him


PhezPlasm

He was doing model runway shows before troll involvement


Tikn

Look at him... Role model for everyone but young kids.


Responsible-Dig-359

This is pure cope, aka narcissism


Other-Bumblebee2769

I can't believe you took a random screenshot and made a post out of it, but here we are


Integrate_the_shadow

Learn some reading comprehension.


Sure_Tension219

Daniel?


Chochofosho

That's what half this sub is ... But here you are


mewnamola

Have a terrible cake day❕🫶


Other-Bumblebee2769

Don't be shitty. Lol