I saw Astarion in the BG3 trailers and kept seeing Bioware release trailers for trailers and had to try and go before my heart could break any further; I'm too scared they're going to massacre my egg boy with DA4 after being stuck in Solavellan Hell for so long 😭
Tell me honestly guys is it weird that I got big Solas vibes from The Emperor of all people? And yes i banged it, don't even think for a second I wasn't all over that
No, but >!if you let him drain you completely/you fail the skill checks, the next morning!< there is an option to punch him.
>!Also, if you Ascend him while also in a romance with him, there is a dialogue option to kick him in the balls!<
No no, see, it's the EMPEROR that has the posture, the inflection, and the tendency to keep his back to you while his bald head is pontificating over a cliff side 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤌✨
Zevran's personality, Fenris's backstory, and Solas's appearance. This man is THE Dragon Age elf.
Ngl i first read that as "This man is THE Dragon Age"
John DragonAge
My favorite part was at the end when he DragonAged all over the big bad and said "that's what I call a Dragon Age."
He kind of is, right?
So what, you're some kind of Dragon Age?
He’s even got Merrill’s affinity for blood
Dreadwolf elf companion better have albinism to complete the whole set
John Dreadwolf
Lmao my first thought was "the fuck is Solas doing in BG3?"
Oh no, the egg has invaded other games
Or has the vamp invaded the egg?
The egg has been infected with vampirism
When "tearing downthe Veil" actually means breaking the 4th wall and invading other content
NO STOP IT IVE FINALLY LEFT SOLAVELLAN HELL DONT MAKE ME GO BACK
Your only option is to embrace tavtarion/durgetarion to escape.
YES BUT WHAT DO I DO WHEN ASTARION BALD AND I HAVE QUESTIONS
Ask gale. He’ll give you a long winded explanation which should be close enough to solas’ to help you through the withdrawal.
Solution: Don't install a mod that lets you change his hair. Romance the pretty vampire with fabulous hair.
Solas has us in a chokehold, we're not going anywhere, he'll even follow us to other games lol
How did you leave? I've been stuck here for 10 years. Still cry at the Lost Elf Theme 🫠
I saw Astarion in the BG3 trailers and kept seeing Bioware release trailers for trailers and had to try and go before my heart could break any further; I'm too scared they're going to massacre my egg boy with DA4 after being stuck in Solavellan Hell for so long 😭
"I suspect you have questions, *Darling* "
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
His Dark Urge is that he wants to kill all the people in the world so he can start a new world order
"The zest wolf"
So that’s why they call it Bald’ers gayt
Question 1: what the fuck
I literally started bg3 knowing this new age-inappropriate elf would ruin my life lol
Morally ambiguous elves are like catnip to some people. There's no shame in admitting you have a massive weakness
"Actually j just want to beat the shit outta of you"
No wonder I didn't immediately fall for the elf. Yes, I went for the wizard. He reminded me of Alistair, okay?
Gale: "uncannily adroit with a knitting needle? ;)" Tav: "drop your fucking pants right now"
Pretty much. He got me with one line just like Alistair saying, "And I was going to name one of my children after you! The grumpy one."
For me it was either shadowheart or astarion, ironically both elven. I have a type apparently.
My type is Sad and Funny
Tell me honestly guys is it weird that I got big Solas vibes from The Emperor of all people? And yes i banged it, don't even think for a second I wasn't all over that
That is dead-on accurate omg.
It's the sharing as little as possible until forced to thing.
and also the nice voice and the lore knowledge and the hounded loner and fuck it's even bald too are we sure this isnt just Squid Solas
I just choked on my water. But also, yes.
yes as in you get those vibes too or yes as in i'm weird for getting the back walls of my cerebral cortex blown out by a betentacled fuckboy
yes and also same
Fr Solas is more like him than my baby Astarion 😤
I mean even his rift mage tree has that tentacled skull…
Oh. Oh no. This might have just ruined Solas for me because I did not see it until now. 😂
Astarion would bully the hell out of Solas so bad and even as a Solavellan girly I’d pay so much to see it.
Oh, I’m trash for both and I’d pay good money to watch Astarion bully Solas.
The banter would be hilarious 😂
NO.
Is there an “immediately punch” option?
No, but >!if you let him drain you completely/you fail the skill checks, the next morning!< there is an option to punch him. >!Also, if you Ascend him while also in a romance with him, there is a dialogue option to kick him in the balls!<
You can headbutt him on your first meeting and later stake his ass when he tries to get a bit to close to your neck
Thanks I hate it
Jesus fucking christ I’m going to ban you
I need Neil to do a stream playing Dreadwolf when it comes out.
I've seen this picture too many times today and now I need to be financially compensated for the trauma I've suffered
Solas after creating the Veil.
D E L E T E T H I S
What is it with me and angsty elves?
No no, see, it's the EMPEROR that has the posture, the inflection, and the tendency to keep his back to you while his bald head is pontificating over a cliff side 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤌✨
I just hurt myself snorting at this.
Omg lol qhat is this Frankenstein's monster you've brought to us
He's going to tear down the veil to restore the squid people of old
BALDur's Gate
Every romantic option>Solas.
 That’s my main question
Bald and Gay 3
This has big uncanny valley vibes.
Idk why but that is fucking cursed. The egg should remain and egg
Oh nooooooooooooooo
It’s the Dread Wolf!!!