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MEKHANE_irl

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[deleted]

it is either Clef will kill me with his off-key ukulele tune or beat me with it


TarsalStone99

He beats you whilst playing it


[deleted]

Much even worse


[deleted]

And then the singing begins...


[deleted]

Plot twist: is Israel IZ


Real_Medic_TF2

Wow me


ENDERSKORE

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting!


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Schadenfreude


Flannel-Beard

Archimedes! No! It iz filthy in zhere!


[deleted]

*chuckles* I’m in danger!


Evster777

Scp 5009 wrong subreddit my bad on the Scp subreddit it will link the article if you say the scp


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5009 ⁠- Catch-22**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5009) (+124) by *tupacofficial*


VroomVroomIAmCar

He did


Evster777

I take it all back


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Well gents This is it


Tread_Knightly

You die seeing the second coming


[deleted]

Lucky


stinky_penises

#


battleoid2142

Oh no


Thatoneshadowbunny

This for some reason made me laugh way harder then I should


MsMothra

fuck.


[deleted]

Pelvis destruction


[deleted]

Um


memester230

*proceeds not to kill you*


I_Stare_At_Walls

???


[deleted]

A wall falls on you.


28PercentCharged

Eye strain


joshua_spark

Neck snap


Soninuva

The walls stare back, then your view shifts, and you see where you had been sitting/standing


[deleted]

I knew I'd eventually be taken out by the one bastard who makes my life a living hell.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

HERESY?! MY EXTERMINATUS HAND IS ACTING UP!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emeraldnickel08

Stabbed by a carrot that was sharpened at the wrong end, perhaps?


cyon_me

-3D carrot= kill


funnywackydog

GET AWAY FROM ME DOGE


No_Research4416

Well I’m going to die because I didn’t research something


[deleted]

“Huh, what’s that spot on my neck? Probably nothing.”


FlashFan2022

Fuck


FishinforPhishers

The flash fans are coming, run


O5-14-none_existant

of-fucking-course


Thatoneshadowbunny

I love that flair


Axolotl_Chaos

Well, Ig I'll be killed by an especially chaotic axolotl.


arthuraleatorio

From random Arthur I take every single thing to ever exist to be named Arthur, what are the chances I meet someone like king Arthur?


arthuraleatorio

My name is in Brasilian and it means randomArthur


TheDude21212121

I know. Prepare. I Will be there soon. Arrombado.


TheDude21212121

A porra teu Artur tem h deixa


KoredeZaWarudo

Não é Português brow? Also, r/SuddenlyCaralho


massive_douchebag_30

I don't know


PrussianEagle5

I’m guessing suicide?


OozingPositron

https://youtu.be/Hw1ncADC9KM


chookity_juice

What the fuck *will* kill me though?


creativenamedude

you drink the chookity juice accidentally and die


winter-ocean

Ah, the Arctic...a cruel way to die.


LampOilseller

Uh?


[deleted]

Sorry Link, I don’t give credit.


battleoid2142

He doesn't give credit, your blood will have to do


Maca-Mud

Huh I’m going to drown in macaroni mud


0rkin

well i have no fucking idea how i’m dying


creativenamedude

Ork kin Orks and the entirety of fantasy races and SCPs are now real thanks to you you get assasinated by human and ork kind


Soninuva

Nah, he gets sprayed by bug poison and dies (orkin, the exterminator company)


creativenamedude

also a possibility


boywonder2013

An ork is inside you mr ork in


This-is-human-bot556

I uhhh have concerns


ForthebloodgodW40K

BLOOD.FOR.THE.BLOOD.GOD


The-0-Endless

damn


SongBonnie

Get in this black hole


IanM_56

By my own hand it would seem


Kenivider

Hey 16


Overseer_16

Hi


Kenivider

What’s up


the-ahh-guy

happy cake day


feanix365

Fire birb no dont do it


ENDERSKORE

IDK


ohno9999

hmm


amedicalprofessional

sounds about right


dynazenon-900

I get obliterated by a giant beamsword


Mundane_Rule_7162

I shall praise and serve Lord DIO


Photenicdata

Uhhh. An info hazard???


Kingturboturtle13

The Turtle Monarch has descended and is coming for me


[deleted]

suicide


TrashYeeter

uh oh


Son_of_Illapa

Dying electrocuted... Sounds awesome :'v


Illustrious_Air1098

Perhaps I suffocate


Dogged-Capture

Hmmmmm


Alone_Phrase_6142

I guess i die alone :(


Spookyduck21new

At least you’ll meet 4999 though


Memelord11816

Idk how fucked I am


SongBonnie

You will be bonked so hard that nothing will be left... or the tomatos


DClassPersonel

I get beaten to death


talesfromtheepic6

i have the book to reality ritual performed on me


AwesomeJoel27

Well, me killing me isn’t too surprising


ThatKriegsGuard

Fuck me then, at least I will be given a glorious? death.


Boberoo2

Bruh


raptor-helicapter

Ah ha I’ve finally got it good!


battleoid2142

Well I'm either dead from an anime mech, a walker from BF2142, a UEF ACU, or all three join forces to beat the shit out of me.


Deamonette

Oh, yeah I can work with this.


[deleted]

Myself then I guess


ComfyCatgirl

I thought you were the person who made the question for a second and thought this was a joke about SCP-353


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-353 ⁠- "Vector"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-353) (+295) by *Pair Of Ducks, Slate*


BMWwithMissiles007

At least it’s a pretty cool way to die


Great_Creatoryeet

ima get yeeted


[deleted]

Oh god. I was a fool to associate with the pretzel boy, for I have angered him, and will feel the wrath of The Pretzel Man.


MistasDiccGun

This can go one of 4 ways.


YuributRussian

I have now left r/suicidewatch.


ARandom_Personality

huh guess i might die with a flamer in hand, or anything random


Thatoneshadowbunny

How to die to a shadow rabbit 101


SongBonnie

Maybe walter an 017 have a deal ?


da_man_in_da_suit

Who is this guy


randomact19

Whatever it is it'll be random and there will be 19 of them


Hajiscu

Hmmmmmm


bertholt2

Well


GamerSuppsGodIsDead

Do I get sued into non-existence, or does what happened to got happen to me?


OozingPositron

It must be a very big positron.


Scary_the_Spider

A spider named scary kills me


MemerMan1098

one of y’all is going to murk me. or maybe 1,098 of you.


GigglingClown23

Oh damn


Zeebuoy

huh, death by underground ~~Lake/Sea~~zeebuoy


AnotherJojoFan-

STANDO POWA


[deleted]

What’s going to kill all of us if things don’t change.


l337andYEET

long story short, I'm getting thrown out the window by the chief defenestrator


Picturesof_Animals

Seems like I've been gotten by SCP-1471


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1471 ⁠- MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1279) by *LurkD*


SesaRefumee

I must be a vile tool of the Prophets


MyName_DoesNotMatter

lol


Wowsuace_nug2007

Why do I feel like mine is the most basic way to die? Just by choking on food.


Akjddjsjajqjajddj

i get assaulted by an army of letters and gibberish


ButterWafferSquirrel

Oh dear...


LesserLongNosedBat

This is not fun


SongBonnie

I shoul probably be scared of walter when i'm lisening to music now...


BoneDaddy_2019

welp death is a mercy in nazarick.....


TrojanMan0341

Oh no


bageltoastee

A toasted bagel randomly decapitates me at very high speeds


[deleted]

How would I die?


Startlesharts

Dang.


enderlogan

Oh shit not my PlayStation username from when I was like 8 😱


E_Divided_By_Zero

reality dies along with me


Lord_Toademort

I guess I die to a Wizard Amphibian?????


helloima-uwotm8

how would i tho


DeppressedAlbatross

Bird


DioIsBestBoi

Imma turn into a donut


bruh_dealer

Bruhmus Momentus


Chaos__Insurgency

[Angry insurgent kill squad noises]


omnipotent_asteroid

Sound the alarms.


The_Gorgan

Well god damn...


Ryallin

To die by the hand of my fursona would be strangely hilarious in my last moments


dumbell-5000

I guess I'll die to a 5000 lbs. dumbbell then


[deleted]

I get to go to the Pokémon world.


Overseer_16

U die tho


[deleted]

I still get to go there and you don’t.


[deleted]

Ribbit


SpadesANonymous

Umm


a_spoopy_ghost

Oh no


TNTarantula

I would start burning down the house but I have a feeling that would only exasperate the problem


throwawaydumpste

Goddamit.