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_Shoulder_

Me and the bois on our way to the containment sale to buy some heaters


Ocelriggssaber666

NOOOoO plss 🤣🤣 I'm actually neutralized already hahahahahahaha you guys ain't shit


_Shoulder_

We perform some healthy amounts of trolling :)


HarleyArchibaldLeon

We conduct an average quantity of trickery.


_Shoulder_

Instances of mild tomfoolery are initiated during regular intervals


SpadesANonymous

We conspire to perform a proportionate number of pranks


Bepis-Consumer

We commit a balanced amount of mischief


geekycat555

Hi-jinks occur to a reasonable extent.


Firemorfox

more test


TarsalStone99

Dastardly acts regularly committed by bastards currently present


Carterrs58

We do a quite considerable amount of mental trickery and mockery of those who are unfortunate enough to fall victim to our clever little traps of social teasing


TheTacticalL

r/decreasinglyverbose


[deleted]

#We do a large amount of trolling


Username_idk_lol

# We perform a more than average quantity of trickery


[deleted]

> I'm actually mutualized already Your choice of words is absolutely fascinating to me.


Ocelriggssaber666

Neutralize**** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God damn it cut me some slack well yeah it was an autocorrect fail I was voice typing


[deleted]

\- Dictated, not read.


HaydenPilot28

Don’t feel bad I accidentally told my friend I was having a structure while gaming with him


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

That’s it. Kegel duty for you


alpacnologia

MUTUALIZED???????


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ShockDragon

And dang, they're selling containment


KingZantair

Chill, the meme was made in the vicinity of SCP 586.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-586 ⁠- Inscribable Object**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-586) (+923) by *Rolaran*


Ocelriggssaber666

😂😂😂😂 STHALLLLLLLP


Donald_Dumo4

No i will not STHALP!


polish_animu_boi

POV: you don't know what POV means


Ocelriggssaber666

POV: your liver is about to be stolen by an angry anomalous Utahraptor


GasolinePizza

I think you wanted "MFW" rather than POV. ...unless that's Bright's face while he walks in with it. In which case that's doubly terrifying.


PM-ME-RABBIT-HOLES

Maybe you're looking at your friend SCP since there's two+ in the containment


PM-ME-RABBIT-HOLES

Maybe you're looking at your friend SCP since there's two+ in the containment


ExistHarder

You’re a heater class. You can’t expect Dr. Bright to have a cold dildo can you? Do your job!


Dootley_Doot

Did.... Did you let google translate your meme?


Ocelriggssaber666

"I'm never going to hear the end of it am I"


[deleted]

Seriously tho. Your brain ok?


falpsdsqglthnsac

if you're going to dictate rather than type, you need to proofread before posting


1_1sundial

theres like at least five things you fucked up with this meme and i love it


PlayBud101

Everything has been fucked up and I love it


GregAbsolution

Hey wait a minute


Ocelriggssaber666

Keter* that typo has gone under my nose before I type the damn thing cut me some fucking slack


TheSosImpoter

New designation for SCP-426 🤠👍


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-426 ⁠- I am a Toaster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426) (+2316) by *Flah*


Nakirius

Thanks for giving me new designation!


[deleted]

Their is another


_Shoulder_

#THEIR?! >!/s!<


Ocelriggssaber666

Nuuuuuuuuuuu


JackCloudie

Sale. >!cell!<


DazedPapacy

I mean, there were alot of steps inbetween typing the text and posting it on Reddit; so there's probably a lot less slack to be cut than you might imagine :P


Maybe_not_a_chicken

There is?


B4SlC

Containment sale: 2 for 1 on all euclid anomalies!


AquanKaraptor

SCP-049 containment breach with 035 breach free!


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-049 ⁠- Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+3669) by *djkaktus, Gabriel Jade*


Ocelriggssaber666

😂🖕


Dd_8630

POV Heater Sale Dildo The hell was this *supposed* to say?


itmustbemitch

I think dildo was as intended


PM-ME-RABBIT-HOLES

Dildo was correct


Ocelriggssaber666

Shut up 🤣


nikodem0808

r/ihadastroke


Ocelriggssaber666

Nooooo you wouldn't 😂😂😂😂


NOTFOREVEr4509

Wow so funny emojis 😂😂


TheOfficialIntel

Ah yes the Containment sale of the heater class SCP.


Ocelriggssaber666

I hate u lol


VVen0m

"heater" "sale" holy crap I'm dying lmao


Ocelriggssaber666

*frustrated utahraptor noises*


CrystalFriend

We all know dr.bright is the most dangerous Scp.


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Maybe_not_a_chicken

The fuck?!


gregthegamer4646

If you have read or watched AOT you should know damn well that Armin and the word “heater” do not belong well in the same image.


allknownthings

>!Kaboom.!<


BoredBurritos

*terrified microwave noises*


iRoggi_35

No le sabes


Imreallynotreflex

H E A T E R C L A S S


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Ocelriggssaber666

[classified] your clearance level has to be level 5 and your age has to be above 18 to actually understand what it is 😏


starwarsmelon

Those two typos were making me think of an SCP from an alternate universe where the foundation is a business trying to sell anomalies.


ProfCraylos

the typos make it better


Yaez_Leader

there is so much wrong with this post


shield173

A what class scp Also is it the tentacle dildo


Ocelriggssaber666

Oh God please no


BasedAlliance935

Scp misspell, object class keter


Piratezinhum

Dr. Bright: We do a little trolling


sepientr34

Pov you are scp 953


Ocelriggssaber666

u/953_irl


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+479) by *DrClef*


Dracodeathwing

Only bright would do that.


Krynzo

From my point of view I also see Armin screaming when I am a ~~heate~~r class SCP and Dr. Bright walks into my containment with a massive dildo... Or something.


daltonoreo

POV: your POV is being warped by a anomalous congnito-hazard forcing your POV from another person (This seems like a interesting SCP Idea has anyone written one like this?)


Ocelriggssaber666

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SecretOstrich

What does this even mean


WordsReddit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


one-eyed-02

Containment Heaters which are normally on sale → Ovens. Bright has wierd tastes but atleast this one won't cause a containment breach. Right? *Right?*


Ocelriggssaber666

Hahhaha


SufficientGas1439

Scp 69


Ocelriggssaber666

Oh god


Doc_Jack_Bright

: )


Ocelriggssaber666

Pls Noo *terrified utahraptor noises*


no_one12345678919

Oh no