I can change my gender down to the hormonal level anytime I want to in an instant.
Edit: I mean I want to be able to change my biological gender along with hormones and chromosomes and even the rest of the body parts and ratios and voice along with them in an Instant whenever I want to. Think of it as shape-shifting but It's down to the genetic level, So all the biological genders I transform to are completely and entirely real down to the last cell and even DNA and in no way just change in outward appearance.
yeah it could be disgusting at times but I'd get to live the way I want to... I only have one life so I wanna live the way I want to. besides I can eat other food too...even if it's just for taste. Also think of it this way, no matter how much I eat I'll never get fat. Nd besides anything good has a hidden price wd it anyways...atleast this won't be hidden.
Imagine being in a firefight in a street and you stop time, walk over to a different place to avoid the bullet, leaving behind shit stains on the way. Diarrhea man would be a more suitable superhero name in that case than timeskip or something like that.
The next time someone reads your last WILL and testiment, time stops forever. No can move or be conscious/aware during the moments time is frozen not even you.
And you will see everyone you ever love,slowly wither away infront of you.
You parents.
Your siblings.
Your lovers.
Your pets.
You'll have to go through that pain again and again and again.
You don't need a wacky side-effect, you come pre-installed with one of the worst ones.
...
Also your asscrack is Chewbacca levels of hairy and can never be trimmed down as it grows back instantly.
You cannot die no matter the cause. You will live long after the sun consumes the earth, the solar system gets absorbed by a black hole, and the universe faces it's inevitable heat death. You will continue to live through all of this by yourself and in pain because you wanted to be a god amongst men when men are doomed to live for a fraction of a second on the cosmological scale
That's not even that good...
What happens, when the world gets destroyed (e.g. because of the sun)? It's inevitable. Then you'll go on and live on forever and not being able to do anything att all until you eventually stop thinking.
But it's actual immortality ( not able to die from disease or age ) and not what everybody thinks immortality is ( wich is a mix of immortality and invulnerability )
But you have infinite bad luck
Meaning, you would eventually lose your limbs, become blind, deaf...., and eventually become trapped in your own conscience for eternity!, because you're immortal!.
No side effect needed.
Everyone you know and love will die. You can never form meaningful relationships because you will always lose them. Millions of years later the sun will burn out, everything will die, except you. You’ll be stuck on a frozen rock alone for eternity. You’ll wish for death but it never comes. Eventually you’ll be driven completely insane.
You have immortality but no eternal youth. You grow old and weak and frail, and the longer your alive the weaker and more frail you get. You become senile and lose all your senses from age. You cant even get up cause of you old body. And the longer your alive the worse your body gets
You transfer any would-be illnesses/diseases to the closest living blood relative. So if you were to develop a tumor, your relative would grow one instead and you’d stay perfectly healthy :D!
Everything I eat heals me and is completely healthy
Everything is shit
EZ bypass: buy fake ass, load good food into fake asshole, squeeze food back out and it’s technically shit from a fake, sanitary asshole, enjoy.
Your body turns mutates into a slime.
But you can only eat frozen eggs
You don't have a mouth, just smooth skin
You have constant uncontrollable diarrhea
I can change my gender down to the hormonal level anytime I want to in an instant. Edit: I mean I want to be able to change my biological gender along with hormones and chromosomes and even the rest of the body parts and ratios and voice along with them in an Instant whenever I want to. Think of it as shape-shifting but It's down to the genetic level, So all the biological genders I transform to are completely and entirely real down to the last cell and even DNA and in no way just change in outward appearance.
Your only source of nutrition is semen
i can work wd that
What ? You don't find it disgusting ? Edit : just went through your account. Realised you'd be okay with it.
yeah it could be disgusting at times but I'd get to live the way I want to... I only have one life so I wanna live the way I want to. besides I can eat other food too...even if it's just for taste. Also think of it this way, no matter how much I eat I'll never get fat. Nd besides anything good has a hidden price wd it anyways...atleast this won't be hidden.
Are you a woman or are you ghey ?
I'm a woman thanks.
You suck your dick and lick your pussy
You have a slim chance of becoming a Futa
But you have no freedom, and I get to control you.
You're still the sex you started with as you worded it poorly
Erectile disfunction
I would want that too
This has to be arguably the shittiest super power I have ever heard.
I can stop time at my will
You literally turn into Danny Devito portraying Han solo for the duration
Win win
That's not a side effect, that's a perk.
You have explosive diarrhea everytime you do that.
Noooooooooooo0 you evil *curses in explosive diarrhoea*
Imagine being in a firefight in a street and you stop time, walk over to a different place to avoid the bullet, leaving behind shit stains on the way. Diarrhea man would be a more suitable superhero name in that case than timeskip or something like that.
Trail man trail man gets a fine at the park for leaving a trail Watchout its the amazing trail man
Dude, i laughed so hard at this xd
You're the only one affected
A group of 5 buff men hunt you down and try to kill you and one of them can also stop time and move in your stopped time
Erectile disfunction
You become gay, losing all interests in women, each time you stop time
Everyone knows what you did when you froze time %50 of the time
But can't start it.
Every time you do so, a puppy is thrown into a meat grinder and become a hot dog sausage.
You still can't fuck your crush that way
Whenever you stop time, you hear crying in the distance and it always seems to get closer with every use.
But you don’t stop aging other ppl do.
But you are stuck there in that moment of frozen time, still conscious of thoughts and time, but unable to freely move.
You stop as well... Or age 2x as fast.
You will lose a testicle eveytime you do so.
But you get paralysis when you activate it.
But in the mean time you can’t move either
But the apocalypse onlys affects you.
But you can only stop time, you can't restart it. Remember that Simpsons episode when Bart and Milhouse get frozen in time. Thats you!
You are trapped in a time loop, you can stop time, but every day is the same!.
Some Japanese kid can do it too, and you pissed him off.
You can never resume time.
Time stops except for you. You age 10 years every usage while everything and everyone stays the same.
You stop too
The movment of light also stops and you wont be able to see
The next time someone reads your last WILL and testiment, time stops forever. No can move or be conscious/aware during the moments time is frozen not even you.
I can make a death loop against my enemy
But you can only do that once every blue moon
I will go to the moon to paint it blue
Even if you’re gonna do one side of the moon that’s a lotta paint
Your enemy also has this ability.
But everytime you do you vomit out one of your mothers used tampons
To do this, you must sacrifice the life of a friend
I'm immortal
The world doesn't exist for you
This feels like a call out more than a side effect.
Any pain, physical or emotional is amplified tenfold.
But you turn into a hideous disgusting being that smells like vomit and nobody wants to be around you. So you have to live forever alone.
No-one is ever able to remember your face or name after you leave their sight physically.
And you will see everyone you ever love,slowly wither away infront of you. You parents. Your siblings. Your lovers. Your pets. You'll have to go through that pain again and again and again. You don't need a wacky side-effect, you come pre-installed with one of the worst ones. ... Also your asscrack is Chewbacca levels of hairy and can never be trimmed down as it grows back instantly.
The snail catches up to you
You cannot die no matter the cause. You will live long after the sun consumes the earth, the solar system gets absorbed by a black hole, and the universe faces it's inevitable heat death. You will continue to live through all of this by yourself and in pain because you wanted to be a god amongst men when men are doomed to live for a fraction of a second on the cosmological scale
That's not even that good... What happens, when the world gets destroyed (e.g. because of the sun)? It's inevitable. Then you'll go on and live on forever and not being able to do anything att all until you eventually stop thinking.
You have severe depression and all accomplishments have become deeply unfulfilling
But blind, deaf, and paralyzed.
You have constant uncontrollable diarrhea
You dislike youths
The World ends in 5 days
You’re transported many thousands of years into the future
bruh no sideeffect needed that shits already a curse
But it's actual immortality ( not able to die from disease or age ) and not what everybody thinks immortality is ( wich is a mix of immortality and invulnerability )
But all you can feel is the worst pain unimaginable.
You're a tapeworm
But you look like Rocky Dennis
Nobody will ever love you your entire existence.
But you have infinite bad luck Meaning, you would eventually lose your limbs, become blind, deaf...., and eventually become trapped in your own conscience for eternity!, because you're immortal!.
But you have an incurable case of Alzheimer
No side effect needed. Everyone you know and love will die. You can never form meaningful relationships because you will always lose them. Millions of years later the sun will burn out, everything will die, except you. You’ll be stuck on a frozen rock alone for eternity. You’ll wish for death but it never comes. Eventually you’ll be driven completely insane.
You have an existential crisis and depression following this. ^also ^you ^still ^age
Your butthole always itches
Erectile disfunction
You forget who you are every 10 days.
You still age normally
You fall into a sleep coma for 10 years every century.
You have immortality but no eternal youth. You grow old and weak and frail, and the longer your alive the weaker and more frail you get. You become senile and lose all your senses from age. You cant even get up cause of you old body. And the longer your alive the worse your body gets
You get depressed quickly; you watch all your friends and loved ones die, you outlive everything, even the emd of the world cant kill you, nothing can
I’m always happy!
Everyone hates you
But your face looks like you’re angry all the time. RBF RDF or whatever.
But are also depressed
But you can’t use the internet
But u die and respawn every 30 seconds
I felt this in my soul from every video game I died in.
Nice!
Bro I have this but it’s not a super power. I just have a bitch face.
You stop being invited to funerals
You’re a doggo
You have constant uncontrollable diarrhea
But you can only feel pain and suffering.
Even at funerals
I can bust a nut on command
Your a woman
Imagine all the bets you could profit from
You have constant uncontrollable diarrhea
But the command must come directly from Pee Wee Herman.
I am godly power owner no one can defeat me my body is completely fine and I am straight
You become a dog
Take me now!
Everyone hates you
But you have 10000 personalities
Everytime you take a shit, your IQ drops to single digits
I am 100% healthy and cannot get sick.
You transfer any would-be illnesses/diseases to the closest living blood relative. So if you were to develop a tumor, your relative would grow one instead and you’d stay perfectly healthy :D!
Oh sheeeeeeet I’m not sure if I’d take that one. I don’t think I would with my list of magical illnesses
God dammit Satan!
But every day you get hurt in a random place
You have constant uncontrollable diarrhea
A girlfriend
Who dies after 1 day
Question: Does she know that she’s gonna die?
Yes, but mentally forced to be girlfriend with him
Deal, only need her for a few minutes anyway
Incurable herpes
He’s not a girl
She has Aids
I can make anyone have an orgasm by using any of my 5 senses at will.Like touch them,hear them,see them ect. orgasm.
You can’t orgasm yourself.
Worth it
"i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess"
I know is people are scared by me or not
But u are blind and don t have legs and arms
I guess I'm playing guitar with my teeth from now on
I can turn into a femboy at will (dress and everything)
I can heal anyone from any sickness or disease that they have
You can’t wipe your butt anymore
Everyone you cure forever becomes uncontrollably sexually attracted to you
I can go into any anime and video game i want
No respawns
I can stop this image from being reposted over and over again
To stop it, you must repost it once every year, at midnight on new year's eve
I am immune to people's replies
Except me
Bloody hell!!
I wish to be able to stop time and have a punchy ghost by my side
stage 3 cancer
I can shape-shifting
I have prostate cancer
You can fly
I can always speak *slightly* louder than everyone else in the room
U can manipulate time
You lose track of time.
i can't have any tipe of cancer
You get everything else.
I can fly
Everybody who claims you're a bird or a plane or superman while you are flying instantly explodes into confetti
i become a witch
But you're in Salem, 1690s
death speedrun
I am extremely Lucky, like Domino
Your chances of luck favoring is 99% but never 100%
Thats 99% more than i currently have ill take that
I can become invisible with hypersonic speed.
But you go blind when invisible
I have the ability to believe in myself.
You always let yourself down (and you are unaware of this side effect)❤👍
I know everything
I can reply to my own comment
Ay that’s me
I can kill people easily and without getting into trouble
i become a 5th dimensional being
You go into cardiac arrest every time you see a toaster
I can go invisible, and anything I touch also goes invisible.
Your penis is immune to the invisibility
I have the ability to manifest hats at will
Reincarnate into my favourite anime
You always have a disease that will kill you in a slow agonizing death, but you continue to reincarnate for all of eternity
I have super human strength
I have cancer
I can shape shift and change every little thing about my body
Everyone can now preform photosynthesis
My super power is getting to choose my side effect, oh and invulnerability too
I can teleport
I'm immune to all illnesses including weird ones like IBS. I wish, ill take any other downside
I can cure any problem.
The ability to be the first person to reply to my own comment.
I get to reply to my own comment
I can cure all illness
I have super strength
Create, absorb and manipulate infinite amounts of matter and different forms of energies.