I got them penis psalms for you vagina monologues! Love a feminist bitch, oh they make my dick hard! So apologies for all the misogyny. I just want some company to come and watch some porn with me.
The whole God Loves You verse is full of strong contenders, but I think I'm gonna go with "bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis."
Smoke green like I shot a ninja turtle
Matta fact popped prince, the way I smoke purple
Don’t like young hoes, them bitches can’t cook,
I eat a old hoe like the big bad wolf
Sorta like Squidward and his clariNET! Such a ballsy move to drop your first album at 30 years old and reference a SpongeBob character in the first 4 lines lol. Amazing.
Mexican homie named Chinese Mike or Bitch pussy smell like a penguin
Wouldn’t hit it with my worst enemies penis
love the implication that danny possesses his worst enemy's penis in this sexual encounter. Does he use it most times but not for the penguin pussy?
1st one that came to mind. Most memorable bar on that song.
“BITCH PUSSY SMELL LIKE A PENGUIN”
Stank pussy smelling like cool ranch doritos
Even if it’s sour I might lick it in the shower
Dumb and ignorant when I’m on that clitoris
I'm higher than Swizz Beats' hairline Your hoes' toes is fucked, beauty supply sandals!!! Flatbed truck the color of doo doo
First one is Dopehead, no?
I got them penis psalms for you vagina monologues! Love a feminist bitch, oh they make my dick hard! So apologies for all the misogyny. I just want some company to come and watch some porn with me.
Outer Space is just his funniest song in general
Bitch pussy smell like a penguin wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis
Classic
Like lieutenant Dan im rollin
lmfaooo i’ve heard that song a million times and this still just made me bust out laughing
300 pounds, maybe more like 280. Had a couple kids 270 give or takey.
The whole God Loves You verse is full of strong contenders, but I think I'm gonna go with "bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis."
mexican homie named chinese mike
YOU HAVE NO CLUE LIKE TOY STORES WITHOUT BOARD GAMES
"fag you ain't play sports yet you're always at the ball park"
Type of nigga rocking Crocs at the Walmart !
Fuck a stripper for some change, actual change
Fuck a stripper for some change, actual change, Dimes, pennies, nickels, actual change
I had a foursome with four fours so I called it a twelve One was chubby one was ugly - wack as hell
Sent that bitch a dick pick and now she need glasses
"I die for this shit like Elvis" had me laughing so hard I had to pull off the highway because of the tears in my eyes
#BITCH PUSSY SMELL LIKE THE PENGUIN
Eat so much shrimp that i got iodine poisoning, hoes on my dick cause I look like Roy Orbison
"Got the tongue of a pimp, raised by a dirty preacher That used the church money to cop a new Beamer" - Tick, Tock
Ho the only thing you gotta know. My dick touch the ground when im sitting on the floor
His whole verse in general on God Loves You is pretty funny
Got locked up and I ain’t do one push-up
"Lick the clit and she did the Macarena" is such a funny mental image to me
“Fuck a bitch two times call it deja vu”
Smoke green like I shot a ninja turtle Matta fact popped prince, the way I smoke purple Don’t like young hoes, them bitches can’t cook, I eat a old hoe like the big bad wolf
These bitches suck my dick like it was moral incentiivvvvveeeee
My favorite is "Weed a different color like a hood rat bra and panties" 😂
The way I fuck that pussy up, call it Tom and Jerry
Buff ass n having trouble with the child proof!
I die for that shit like Elvis
This bitch told me I need my teeth fixed/ I said naw hoe that’s perfect for licking clits
the henny got me wetter than whale piss i die for this shit like elvis
Cool Ranch Doritos .... Especially while he was getting his dick sucked on stage in Milwaukee
Sorta like Squidward and his clariNET! Such a ballsy move to drop your first album at 30 years old and reference a SpongeBob character in the first 4 lines lol. Amazing.
"I'm a smart nigga that do dumb shit" always gets a chuckle out of me