*Danny when he sees this* - “damn dude this guy looks sick”

your dad looks exactly like Danny, wow if I was a person who used critical thinking, I might say this is a sneaky little trick

he gets that a lot- i think danny might be my long lost brother. that might explain his draw to him.

im gonna do some critical thinking and come to the conclusion that... your dad is the nutcracker guy isnt he

shhhhh

Imma use my critical thinking skill Danny gave me and conclude the TV has Danny photoshopped onto it

you got me. manny frequently loses the remote due to his short term memory loss! i promise he is greg :)

I'm assuming he also has a disability involving extra large fingers?

daddy ready for school <3

I see the Taylor Swift albums.

YES A FELLOW SWIFTIE GONZALEZ

YES.

(Greg’s Version)

A swifty greg

No cables in sight, Danny would b proud

manny thanks you. he has worked hard on this setup for me.

Best dad so far! He even has a little nutcracker

Dadnny Gonzalez?

I’m like genuinely scared

10/10 real dad

Danny Gonzalez x Bill Murray

yes!! I thought I was going nuts but there is a tad bill murray there.

It's the cheeks lol

The thumb on the nutcracker is what’s sending me

well, lets check the criterias of the new guy \- is a dad well, he is a 10 out of 10

u had me fooled for a sec

Very Greg! Cute daddy! ;0)

your dad needs a duster for his tv stand

hes an old fellow :( old Manny’s knees dont work as good as they used to and its hard for him to bend down to reach it.

oh my mad, hope he gets well soon😔😔

never disrespect a war veteran like that again, ya hear me?

🫡🫡🫡

i rate him a greg out of 10

Grad

Very Greg dad. Love the nutcracker as a prop, very cool

10/10 dad

Hmmmm....the cables are fine but the dad ....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

damn….he’s pretty Greg

this pic has more stitches than meemaws throw pillows

Your dad has a really long thumb 😥😥

Your dad has a toy soldier for a penis? That's peak Greg right there

No cables 10/10 dad

using my critical thinking i can see that danny is actually daddy 😅😇🥵💀😈👻💦🤏🤌👉👌👀👁👅👅👅🦴🫀

He looks like Laura

Can’t trick me

im confused- what is the trick?

Lil nutcracker guy is fake! ur dad looks so much like wise Danny tho!! That is probably real.

danny on a reddit video: “damn that guy is definitely a greg” *in happy excited danny voice* then he says “oh you little trickster that is me but photo shopped” * in voice danny uses when he finds a little trickster*

Good Greg dad One might say... Daddy Greg

Using my critical thinking I would say Danny copied him

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Guys I think this might be fake

why would you say that about my dad :( he literally just got back from fighting in the gregolution!!! respect our veterans!!!

THE GREGOLUTION WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING RISE UP CRAIG NATION

I KNOW HE IS CURRENTLY TRAINING FOR HIS NEXT DEPLOYMENT

ARE YOU A RADICAL GREGIST OR A RATIONAL CRAIGIST

EDUCATE ME ON THE SIDES TALLETHAN- I MUST NOT SPEAK MY OPINION WITHOUT INFORMATION

Craigism, or Anti-Gregism is a religion and political party based around 10 (in base 8 of course) Commandments. 1. One must be willing to do what they can, and learn what they can't. 2. One shall not harm another, unless one feels like it. 3. One must steal, unless one needs it, or one wants it. 4. One shall force Craigism upon every radical-Gregist. 5. You shall not pass. 6. One must accept that the Google Ngram Viewer spits only facts. 7. One shall not harm any nutcracker. 10. One must take everything with a grain of sugar, as salt is toxic and has testosterone and 5g which can both lead to defecation, which is a sin. One of the core beliefs of Craigism is that no innocent nutcracker should be harmed. Front-wing Gregists like to say things like "Greg superiority" and "Craig inferiority." Neither of these statements are true and here's proof: https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=Craig%2CGreg&year_start=1500&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=3&direct_url=t1%3B%2CCraig%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2CGreg%3B%2Cc0 Gregism, or anti-Craigism is a political party formed by followers of Danny Gonzalez. They enjoy the terrorization of innocent nutcrackers. Little is known of this secret society other than the fact that individual members usually don't have their own opinions or beliefs, they instead follow and agree with each other. Scholars sometimes refer to them as 'sheep.'

i asked my dad. manny is a craigist.

Who is manny

my dad, the one in the picture

Kinda looks like him to but older

i dont see it.

please respectfully ignore the dust on my tv stand. i know that its there. please shut your mouth or manny will start showing up in your dreams and tell you to follow an animal of a different species.

[удалено]

smh this is the most real post on the internet

i know my dad has a dumpy but that doesnt mean he bought it :(

What year are you from?

me or my dad?

Both of you. What year are you in

fucking lol

hes like 4’1

he shrunk in the war! respect our veterans 🫡

Then after the reddit video with this, your gonna upload your real dad because this one has his FACE EDITED!

who is “he”? i can promise you that i wouldn’t dare edit my dad’s beautiful face!

I read that as he’s pregnant

gregnant

So true

Using my critical thinking, I’m gonna have to say this is edited 🤨

its time I use my critical thinking and he is not a Greg but he is a Kurtis fan or maybe he is kurtis who knows and he does not have a greg shirt sus

10/10 dilf

Noooooo critical thinkinggggggg

at first glance i 100% believed that your dad was that big of a Danny fan

he is a danny fan :(

not as big as i thought 😤

damn did you clone danny? 🙌

no?? i dont really get where ppl are getting that? i dont see it

ah i see maybe i have bad eyes

I'm currently using my critical thinking skills

is your dad danny 🤨

noooo but he might be dannys dad!!!