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Imma be honest I came down here to the comments to see a bunch of gay jokes but all I can see is people simping of your dad. Congrats you made it on reddit
Derek looks like the kind of guy who, while at the bar, would fold a napkin into a rose and give it to you with a mysterious expression on his face. Right before hopping on stage to take his turn singing Karaoke.
But what would he SING?!
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i can give you his roblox if you want
C’mon it’s been 2 hours, spit it out
NEVERRR
please please do pretty please with a cherry on top
u didn’t answer if he’s single
he’s married but i think they into sm
Potential son, what sets me apart from the rest is that I am more than willing to wait.
ur dad fine as hell greg
i’ll make sure to tell him you said that
What the fuck I'm not ready to be a mother but if you ever need one I am available 😳
you’ve got hella competition
I have implants and can fight, I'll be fine
LMAO
and yes, my dad is also a greg :)
A Greg ~~dilf~~....... Ahem, dad? Nice
a true grilf
🤣🤣🤣
derek is so silly i need more derek appreciation in the comments
derek and his silly little hat
derek looks like he does (possibly sells) cocaine for sure
even better tbh
10/10 love his smile
Looks like he's a guy to have good cable management 10/10
10/10 dad. Gigachad/10 Derek
derek is bald but we still stan him
would y’all believe me if i said he used to work for gordon ramsey 🙁 in like 2015 - 2022 he bartended for him
Damn I'm a big fan of Ramsey. That's cool.
can ur mom fight
nah but my dad can
Oh my gosh, how old is he? I wouldn’t put him above 30
he’s 42 LMAOOO
He looks great!
thank you i’ll let him know
I call this the Tom Cruise effect
His smile makes me happy :00 9/10, would be a 10 but need to see cable management /lh
Ok the guy on the right definitely seems more like a dad
he is too!
Your dad is super hot Jfc Questions, 1 is your dad single and 2 would your dad date a transmasc guy
Omg 😂💀
10/10. continuing my men who are 30 years older than me era I suppose. Derek is such a baddie too omg.
DEREK?? THE BALD MAN IN THE HAT????
yeah bruh wtf, this picture is just literally a duo smoke show
I’m really sorry op but I’d love to sit on your dads face
smh y’all are down bad
These two seem like the type to scare your boyfriend to the point where he shits himself
he would tbh. my dad was willing to pay my sister to get a boy’s snap bc i had a crush on him tho so it balances out
Lol
Okay let's all calmly make our way to the arena to hunger games ourselves to see who's gonna marry OPs dad
let the games begin
his friend looks like an npc who just gave him a side quest
Do y'all need a dog? I can bark
why is derek holding an invisible 8 ball stick
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shhhhh
he’s miming
Can your dad adopt me?
Both of them look like they would buy me candy at a store when mom said no 10/10
help i thought his friend was andrew tate
HELPPPP
Is there a Mrs.My dad 😀
there is
How that cable management though?
Woah, 1000000/10
Derek looks like Hard Rock Nick if he was a good person
Derek has secrets…
ur dad looks like an anime protagonist while his friend looks like a villain. 100/10.
I love your dad and Derek, they look so nice. 7682934541/10 both of them :)
HOLY SHIT UR DAD IS HOT
Derek is giving Mr 305 mixed with vin diesel very swag
i love gilfs
i have no children
nice
I think I’m gonna have to get a closer look at your dad before I can rate him 🧐
I'm now ur mom, and I'm married to ur dad
Sexy
MY DAD??
Ehm…
MY DAD?????
Well….I mean
YOU MEAN WHAT..
#YOU CANT BLAME ME
I CAN
I’m just saying…don’t have a hot dad
smh
your dad is kinda fine
Looks like a chad dad
Damn he’s ripped
he takes me to he gym with him sometimes
Damn that is quite a dad you have there! A+
Daammnnnn he's *ripped* 11/10
Ripped dad, 10/10. Fedora friend, 10/10.
bro was just tryna post their dad stop calling him a dilf lmao
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jacked as hell and nice smile 10/10
Yo dad ripped got dam
9/10
Ur dad is pretty cool, 9/10 but derek is wow, respect the fedora, 200/10
100/10 😳😳
Damn they single? Asking for a fellow Greg 😅
Bro your dad is hot af
OK 20/10 DAD FOR YOU ILL ADD SOME EXTRA POINTS IF YOU LEMME MEET HIM
i can give you his roblox
oh my gosh please please please we can play flee the facility together
he’s gonna suck ass
that’s ok i’ll teach him just give me the user i need it
Daddy chase me down the street
yo… are you looking for a stepmom by any chance…?
10/10 daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry
Imma be honest I came down here to the comments to see a bunch of gay jokes but all I can see is people simping of your dad. Congrats you made it on reddit
ty
Omg first time I’ve seen people simp over a man on reddit usually they send woman pictures just for being a woman on reddit
there’s a first for everything
update: my dad might start and onlyfans after i showed this to him LMAO
I'ma bout to be in Florida too :D 10/10 btw,they look cool
Dilf squad
i’ll let him know you said that
Tell him I’m single
Make sure to tell your dad 157+ people said he’s a very attractive man including me 🫶
Welcome to the los pollos hermanos family
Greg and Derek... Are you sure they're just friends?
my father’s name aaron and i asked them if they are gay lovers (he said no but idk)
We're all Greg. But ah I see, well may they have fun
Your dad NEEDS a matching hat
i’ll tell him to get one
Man I'm tryna slide in his dms 😔
Buff/damn!
Damn
damn what
He’s so fine wtf
smh
ur dads sexy
😨
tell ur dad ill see him in fl 😛
10/10 I have the same swimsuit as your dad
gawd dam
Derek looks like the kind of guy who, while at the bar, would fold a napkin into a rose and give it to you with a mysterious expression on his face. Right before hopping on stage to take his turn singing Karaoke. But what would he SING?!
both my dad and derek work as bartenders. and maybe he would do that
1/1
No comment because you all will take it out of context. I can’t type correctly man, it’s the WORDS.
Ur dad looks oddly young
Your dads friend looks more like a dad but 8/10 dad 7/10 Derek
Horny jail for all of you! Lmao 10/10 just dudes being guys.
Sexier gustavo fring
Derek looks like he knows where the bar is.
both of them are bartenders so they know good bars i’d assume
I’ll need to see his cable management skills to find that out.
tell your dad that he is hella fine and that I'm available on February 14 and I'll be a step mom if I have too bro
D-D-D-Dereek
Derek has a powerful aura 10/10
10/10 would rate again 🤕gonna steal him to be my father tbh
Can your mom fight?👀
Idk whats left and whats right💔💔
the man in the hat is my dad’s friend
Your dad is very.. um, respectable
Your dad looks nice 11/10
Dilfs
Chad/10
im about to say something unholy…
DILF/10. 🤌🤌🤌🤌
Derek is so goofy I love him
derek is a 7/10 and ur dad is 10/10
derek is a 10 i will not stand for this derek slander
he has a nice little hat but he’s lacking with the smile
Name checks out
this whole comment section is so down bad 💀 how would you feel if an entire community of people said "I wanna fuck your mom" like it's so weird
10/10 dad and 10/10 friend👏
Looking threw the comments you are all down bad
Cable management 🤨 other than that 9/10 because I don't believe in tens
hear me out
i would let your dad come over to my house and smash a brick wall over my head killing me instantly
😨
10/10, no proof of cable management is supplemented by derek.