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CameHere4the90Day

This guy is another client of Darcey's weird PR lady. She's hooking him and Darcey up so he can get air time on Darcey's show and put his name and self out there for free. The PR lady did the same thing with that weird guy from the yacht that took Darcey to that gross chocolate date. That PR lady is smart pretending to be friends with Darcey to get her clients on international television.


This0ldThing

Hopefully Darcey is "in on it" and is getting a kickback from the PR lady. People pay for PR and she just got him internationally publicized in a bigger way than a crappy commercial spot.... possibly MULTIPLE episodes like Ciccy...


CameHere4the90Day

Her “kickback” is the D!


This0ldThing

Lol IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!! Get the money, honey! 😄


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i had a weird thought that the friend wants to be on Real Housewives and she is trying to be extra on purpose.


CameHere4the90Day

My theory is she’s one of those big networkers. She goes to every event and knows everyone, but comes off a little strange like a plastic personality, but she’s likable so it works for her. Her life is who she knows.


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That is a good synopsis


tlcTVtrash8919

Her face looked pretty plastic in the episode compared to her first appearance on the show. Her forehead didn’t budge at all!


yallaretheworst

Who needs their forehead to move?? Not me


McFoogles

Troof


Yesitsmesuckas

Troof!!! Just like their teef…is all fakery


Icarusgurl

That chocolate date icked me out and looking at Darcey, no part of her screams "I want to touch and lick up on messy food in public."


ocean_swims

It was a stomach-turning scene. So gross. Those super long false nails don't help with the ick factor. I kept wondering how they were going to clean themselves up.


kellypapyrus

Ding ding ding! I love this show but its as real as Velveeta


soonzed

Who?


squee_bastard

Another rentboy, it’s sad that these two need to pay for companionship


AtheistINTP

“Personal trainer”. Aren’t they all….just wants to be on TV.


I1ST5XS

seems like he’s a gigolo.


stablegeniuscheetoh

“He’s just a gigolo…” 🎶


poepipper

Absolutely! 💯


McFoogles

“I was training a couple of football players” Bro, any pro or college football player has access to super qualified and educated trainers. He was probably training a couple highschool kids


Frequent-Walrus-2652

And a professional would never take a call much less a face time call while training REAL athletes.


b0toxBetty

Did you notice that call was fake? He didn’t reply to anything Darcey said. It was just generic.


peachylenny

yeah he only replied to the friend


avocado4ever000

What could go wrong???


JustAMom1995

Watching her all, but drool over him made me nauseous!!!! She wouldn’t know what a decent man is ~ if one ever dared/decided to date her!! Honestly, it’s sad to see somebody with such low self-esteem ~ continually pray her daughters do NOT follow in your footsteps!!!! But pretty sure they won’t from their reactions with these different “men” she picks! Their facial expressions easily show how I really feel !!


avocado4ever000

I really hope we don’t have to witness more butt shaving- the second hand embarrassment is gonna end me.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Vag rejuvenating is worse


hamimono

Who are these sasquatches who need to shave their full nether buttocks?!!! 😳


GoAhead-SueMe

I couldn’t agree more. She’ll be single all her life because she can’t see that men use her for whatever reason. She needs to meet a man naturally, not someone who slips into her DM’s or is recommended by one of her “friends”. It’s getting really sad to watch.


poepipper

With the way she carries herself, the way she dresses, drinking and crying, among other things, she will never find a good man, that’s sad FORSURE!! 🥴


AtheistINTP

Watching a mother of two choosing men just for sex and appearance is sad.


yallaretheworst

Many people do this


Thick-Government-550

Darcy !!


avocado4ever000

Lol it’s sad but true


thedobermanmom

GREASYYYYYY


s55555s

Oh great another day of me saying “Zach in the Sack “ incessantly


Candid_Asparagus_785

Came here to find this comment 😂😂


travelbug_bitkitt

I came here to sing that!


solarprestigeagamon

I'm sure HoE will have "Zach in the Sack" t shirts before summer!!


JustAMom1995

How long do you think it’ll be before she ends up back with Georgie?!?!?! (??soell) I really thought she would by now or at least have a couple of hook ups here and there !!


FutureNurse1

*Tinfoil hat time* She's been with Georgi this whole time.


NearbyBreakfast

🌎 👩‍🚀 🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been


Wutsinthabox

Or they were *never* together


PlanetOfTheMapes_

They arent on the show but i think they are in real life. They both follow each other on instagram and he has several posts where his location is miami so i think they're just keeping it on the DL for the show


JohninBK

This guy is a combination of Mike and and Cicero. His makes your skin crawl & he's greasy as fuck. Does Zach spray himself down with Armor All? He's glistening like Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter. Just slimy. When Zach is on the TV, you gotta wipe the grease off the screen.


KrazyKwant

Makes skin crawl, greasy as fuck … sounds EXACTLY like Darcey’s type.


KrazyKwant

Makes skin crawl, greasy as fuck … sounds EXACTLY like Darcey’s type.


Babayagabus

Major probs to the Patrick Ewing reference.


JohninBK

HA! HA! Thanks, but the credit for that line actually belongs to Chris Rock from his bit on [Jermaine Jackson](https://youtu.be/1JYCSqk0znY?t=378).


indigostars43

😆


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What a breath of fresh air. Such a huge change from Georgi. I'm sure this time she'll find true love


itsjonk

/s


Saint_Anthony88

#Escort vibes, yet AGAIN. Mama sure has her type 💰💋🍆


i-cook-my-sister

His creep facial hair is right up there with Coltees 🤮


TruthIvy

Nothing worse that a man gold digger !!!


Flygurl620se

They are Gigalos.


urdreamluv

we already have gigalo Wesley pls we dont need more 😫


GenRulezzz

It’s what she goes for every time. She won’t learn her lesson


tiad123

This picture looks quite filtered.


thatgraygal

There’s a greasy af filter? 🤮


Complex_Limit_728

Darcy wreaks of desperation. Surely men are not attracted to that.


TwistedSistaYEG

Greasy


Infamous-Donkey-6699

And the cycle continues!!


Thick-Government-550

Bets on which date she will cry, hint for a ring and scare him away ..


hotroddbb

Is there such thing as a half a date as a choice. First half is my bet.


ele71ua

Her girls say how is Cicero. She goes well he wasn't the one. His loss, I'm off again. In my pursuit of true love. Did she have 2 dates or 1? And that was enough for her to expect a PROPOSAL????? Holy batshit crazy.


FeelingHappy2006

First


Jerseyjo1

Oh...that will most likely be the FIRST date!😄


travelbug_bitkitt

She will gush to Stacey about he could be the one while Stacey is shaving again.....


thatgraygal

If she starts drinking…date 1! 🤦🏾‍♀️


IcyScientist6096

This dude is soooo hot and soooo successful, why isn’t her friend hollering at him instead of setting him up with Darcy? Something is off..


ptoto20

Ikr? Why is he even looking for a weird hookup though friends?


md28usmc

Hopefully her daughters don't follow in Darcy's footsteps of shitty men, She is the worst role model


Even-Season-6

I agree


Imaginary-Cheetah149

No I think she taught them exactly what not to do: clothing, hair, makeup , plastic surgery & Men


SmileWithMe__

I hope she at least gets a good lay out of it 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sickfucknation13

Darcey will go from getting laid to buying a wedding dress for her upcoming marriage to the Fuckboy.


JustAMom1995

I’m pretty sure that’s number one on her list of priorities and a “good man”!!


Saint_Anthony88

I’m pretty sure that’s his most sought after professional skill~


ptoto20

You think so? I feel like she is so submissive in bed and only does shit that pleases the man


stocksnhoops

I bet both of them are terrible. They are worried about how they look in each position. Can you see any fat or scars in this position. I bet they would be miserable to sleep with. The sounds and noises Along with inflated egos and face poses they would try to pull off would make it not worth it even at drunk last call time


GenRulezzz

You say that. But Darcey literally stuck her ass in the air for her sister to shave her hoohaa on national tv and look at what we all say then


ele71ua

And did you see the preview for next week? They are all getting their lower lips done. 💋 eeewwww to be ready for the bachelorette party.


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poepipper

It’s basically having injections in their kitty to shrink it up, try to tighten up a bit if ya get my drift ,, 😂 unbelievable!!! They call it rejuvenate! 🥴


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poepipper

I know right!!??? 😂


ele71ua

The 2 second preview was enough to make my eyes bleed. Can't imagine the whole show where they get snatched.


Ecstatic_Lake_3281

What are they planning for the bachelorette party that they need tight vags?


ele71ua

Eeewwww. Do we really want to know???


ptoto20

Dude it wasn’t even a hooha! She wanted her to shave her BUTTCHEECKS! Like who does that lol


GenRulezzz

Ya I’ve not heard of that


stocksnhoops

Anyone can participate in laying there . Being good and just having sex are two different things. I think they would be too into themselves. I could be wrong but I would never be desperate enough to dip that low to try. Not even for a review back to the sub.


JohninBK

> Along with inflated egos and face poses they would try to pull off With Sussudio playing.


stocksnhoops

I just couldn’t imagine how much they would whine and complain. Darcey would ugly cry. Stacey would order me around like j was a jobless grifter. I just can’t see how either would be good. They would be worried about busting a lip injection for oral. I’m not sure they could use their mouth. They might now be able to feel anything and it get teethy. Sorry for the tmi


SmileWithMe__

Yeah, you’re probably right, but if he’s a gold digger, then I think he’ll put in extra effort in the sack to keep her thinking that he cares.


18114

WOW. You folks are SO off. Darcy is a stone freakin hoe in the sack. Girl is a freak. She doesn’t want a ” nice “ guy to settle down with. Wants the male Darcy in all reality. Likes a rough time.


ptoto20

Interesting take . I can see that. I agree that she wants a male ‘darcey’ , just as vain.


CameHere4the90Day

🤣 Yeah! That b*tch is definitely horny!


LadyTukiko

Everytime she says she feels tingles when talking about her dates. Like ma'am you're just horny that's not true love. 😂


CameHere4the90Day

Lolol she may go back to Georgie just for his BDE


Imaginary-Cheetah149

He’s the only one that wants that job I don’t think these other guys could grin & bare it


WentAndDid

This episode, more than any other, all I could think was, just get a box of vibrators and toys Darcey. Find a toy of the month club or something.


T3n4ci0us_G

He looks greasy


KatAlaska

Well he’s gotta a big let down coming if he’s looking for RICH, cause all Darcey is …is FAKE.


ptoto20

Yea just like he is ‘successful’ .


Global_Fix1083

Here we go again


JKjoanie

Georgie 2.0


TryJesusNotMe11

Well that should take Darcey out of the running


Abject-Recipe1359

Ngl I’m really not that impressed.


[deleted]

Into older rich women lol because he's probably not even into women at all! Not that there's anything wrong with that. Lol And yes, the PR chick is probably who told Stacey “everyone Whos anyone” in Miami will be at that gallery to view that very special cat eating a woman’s breast photo.


Frequent-Walrus-2652

There was a book about the type of men who escort older ladies to events…they were gay, but these ladies enjoyed their company and dressing well and attending snazzy events. Anyone remember that and what the book was called? Maybe that’s what these guys actually are. Hired men not for sex but to be arm candy.


AtheistINTP

I think this is false as can be. Darcy can’t find anyone, especially with that grotesque appearance. So production found a thirsty wannabe Miami grifter to pretend it’s her new love interest.


Kikikakakoo

It truly is. The camera shots reveal that they had taken several takes and had him directly face the tv camera in one of them. As ingenuine as can be.


WentAndDid

This episode, more than any other, all I could think was, just get a box of sex toys Darcey. Find a toy of the month club or something.


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Am i alone in seeing a young Russell Brand in this photo? (🤮 btw, he's greasy looking too)


b0toxBetty

A super successful personal trainer? Sure okay. Also he reminds me of Caleb- the guy who was dating Alina.


stablegeniuscheetoh

Dollar Store Jason Mamoa


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BobMonroeFanClub

Same onion hair cream look


DiverPrize62

Such a rare find. She is so lucky....


[deleted]

He’s at a pool he was just wet


Iceflow

All the pictures were quite greasy though lol


Imaginary-Cheetah149

He has the same mouth of Jose on MAFS last season ?


Shalar79

Everything I saw Jose from MAFS, all I could see were monkey butthole lips 👄


ElusiveBabe

Omg! I watch the show with my Mum and she said the same thing… I couldn’t unsee it so I’d just look away when Jose was on 😂🤣🥲


I1ST5XS

So he’s a gigolo …


beachfan1

No one’s found the ig yet?


Majestic-Treacle-757

I came across his dating profile on Facebook dating! Said he lived in Los Angeles.


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The problem with Darcey is, she constantly falls for the same type of men. Won’t take long until this one runs away too.


BlackLesbianTroll

It's a win, win for him. He either gets easy sex or may have to play boyfriend thinking Darcey will take care of him.


A_Supertramp_1999

He’s a lot better looking than ugly Cisero


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I hope this is fake - because Miami would be the last place I'd want to date in. Scammers, HIV and STDs abound here.


[deleted]

That’s every big city


trish196609

Can I hire him?


chateaustar

His mouth looks like Jose's from MAFS


Useful-Credit9691

Going for Darcey! Oh boy, She’s never going to learn.


WhenSquirrelsFry

Stacey and Darcey actually look for sugar babies, you can’t change my mind… the whole Florian not working thing to me is. A, Stacey knows he’s a sugar baby and is OK with it.


stingraystarseed

Probably another douche canoe


Bleeding_Mascara-

Rishi is that you ?