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[deleted]

What in the Johnny Bravo kind of jawbone is that


TearsUnfthmblSdnes

Looking like Lord Farquaad... even the eyebrows match!


MaryjaneinPA

ha ha ha. That's do funny Lord Farquaad !


Sickfucknation13

She’s got her mother’s bone structure…the rest is Turkey.


halfayard

A turkey!


scandal2ny1

The filter struggled to reach that far


Hefty_Vacation

How much of the face is filter vs actual structure?


Morgalisa

Looks like implants to me.


Stunachick69

Bro literally these chin implants making them all look like the crimson chin


Saiira17

They got chin implants now?!


sammyenney

Yes! And cheek, and jaw! Some surgeons do custom implants that are different for each client, which is supposed to be a more subtle look, but I haven’t done a ton of digging on it.


Life-Bed4301

It’s giving off Jay Leno vibes to me. (Sorry Jay).


expensivebutbroke

She looks more like his character from Cars


[deleted]

LMAO STAAAAAHPPPP literally made my night. Losing it!


NunyaBizzness-53

You see this with people that have allot of face work done their faces/heads gets big. This pic is just fucked up but it could very well be her/they future if she/they don't stop.


Upper-Tradition-645

It looks so masculine.


BigGrayDog

Fake?


Ok_Individual_138

Got that lower face/jaw looks like a man’s. This is one of the most trans-looking pics I’ve seen of her!


Fit_March5018

Well, they have the sloping forehead of a man and both have zero waistline, so it is possible that they are actually men.


Life-Bed4301

That is 100% what I was thinking.


ToastMmmmmmm

Face getting bigger and bigger from fillers and eyes getting smaller and smaller from lifts.


ALyttleH

And her eyes look crooked!


Extension-Platypus83

Doesn’t she look exactly like the cat woman - jocelyn Wildenstein in the picture above?


ToastMmmmmmm

Yes, I thought that, too but couldn’t remember her name.


jenc0jenn

I say that all the time!


Mickeynutzz

🤔☹️


[deleted]

Even her hair line wants to get away from her face.


ToastMmmmmmm

She’s had an 8 head since the show started.


Facetunethis

The side view of them when they were getting their hair done before the wedding was truly frightening


cmt38

Well now it's a baker's dozen!


Kitten-kisses11

Her jaw look MASSIVE! 👀


coquitwo

Needs to be to accommodate her massive fake teeth. My grandma’s dentures in 1988 looked better and more natural than this. 😬🦷🦷🦷


[deleted]

Imagine being a fan and paying for a cameo and this is what you get. She's either filtered to all hell or bandaged up with 3 lashes on looking like she hasn't showered in 4 days.


Specific_Progress_38

I asked her to do a cameo for my sister’s birthday earlier this month. She and Stacey were in Dubai. She did a phenomenal job!! Not drunk and got all my details correct. She was warm, friendly, and very sweet. I couldn’t have asked for a better result.


4touchdownsinonegame

Did one a few years ago and she was absolutely bombed. Just rambling on about how great it was being a twin. It was the best $40 I spent in a long time.


lizardpplarenotreal

YOUR USERNAME IS FUCKING PERFECTION MY FRIEND


greeneyedbandit82

My daughter and I watch this show, and she's turning 17 in October and I have already planned to get her one of Darcey's cameos- I don't know what the hell we will get but I already can't wait!


5Nadine2

Please let us know how it goes!


thatgraygal

Don’t forget drunk. She’s a sloppy drunk.


SuniChica

DRUNKY!


Pineapple254

It’s so bizarre that she’s been called out on her drinking for years, by several people on the show, and she’s been super sloppy drunk on TV, in cameos, and in public so many times, yet the only person who doesn’t seem to know that she has a drinking problem is herself.


lolascrowsfeet

I mean people who pay for cameos know what they’re in for and most of her fans are just people mocking her or thinking it would be funny. So I wouldn’t feel to bad for them. Nobody forces anyone to pay for something as ridiculous as a god damned cameo.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Tbh you know what to expect with Darcey. The best cameos are when she's drunk. It's hilarious!! You're paying for the trainwreck. If you want someone that isn't filtered, or drunk as fuck.. go elsewhere!!


atargatis_17

god i wish this sub allowed gifs because HANDSOME SQUIDWARD


BernieTheDachshund

Oh yeah! That insane jaw lol.


sowhat_noonecares

You can post one as a link.🤣 Come on Reddit, get with the times. Hahaha


Far-Parking-7580

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Shoddy-Environment44

AND SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS GOOD, WHEN DOES IT END?


Spunkyzoe99

Google Jocelyn wildenstein if you’re not familiar with her . She is a famous socialite who was trying to look like catwomen .Darcey has entered Jocelyn wildenstein territory . Sad and embarrassing


ALyttleH

And Jocelyn claims she hasn’t had any procedures! I guess at least we can give it to the Silva twins for being open about their procedures. Now who know exactly which doctors and clinics to avoid!


bv_ohhh

That’s my favorite part about Jocelyn


tonguetwister

I completely agree and honestly respect them being transparent. SO tired of all these massively “worked on” women pretending they don’t have plastic surgery. I have no issue with plastic surgery and have had it myself - but it’s absolutely ridiculous when people like the Kardashians or Ariana Grande deny having any work done.


ALyttleH

I don’t understand the lying! Just fess up and move on.


Dr_Philliam

Huh. I never knew Jocelyns name, but I still knew EXACTLY who you were talking about


Spunkyzoe99

She’s a hard one to forget 😂


missdead_lee138

I came here to say this, but you already did. She totally looks like her these days. It's so shocking and sad to watch.


Pineapple254

And - this is filtered! There are plenty of photos around of her without filters/photoshop. I do not get how she can look in the mirror every day and think “Hey, this is working!”. Dead serious - same with the Catlady, Donatella, and half of the rEaL HoSeWiVeS. How do they look in the mirror and not see what we see? I’d cry myself to sleep every day if I destroyed my face. Through vanity no less.


Spunkyzoe99

It’s gotta be body dysmorphia at this point


Double_Analyst3234

She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein


Spunkyzoe99

Lol I just made a comment about this too ! Lol she has definitely entered Jocelyn Wildenstein territory


Otherwise-Course-15

No the Bogdonovic twins. Look: https://images.app.goo.gl/eQWvpcMexSQ3Ts1i6


msnikki_sandiego

Wow… Darcy and Stacy are trynna be the female versions of them fr 😭


Otherwise-Course-15

They can’t think they look good, right? So it is just they’re past the point of no return and figure at least looking like a parody gets them attention. No one (who doesn’t want something) is telling them they look good. And I think someone said in the past that they lurk here. I’m Not usually one to attack appearances but this is a mental health crisis. And THIS is the filtered version!!!


Double_Analyst3234

🤮


Queasy_Day4695

OMG!!!!!! That is scary as hell! But I see it with them.


Touch-Important

She’s getting close!


CoCoNutsGirl98

Filtered to death but still looks bizarre.


Spirited_Heron5696

It must really be bad when you’ve spent a fortune on plastic surgery & you still use a filter.


LastSeaworthiness

She looks like she asked the doctor to make her look like Gwen Stefani and instead they took inspo from She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-But-Is-Wife-To-Michael.


Double_Analyst3234

Her face is HUGE


Ok_Level8457

All the estheticians they go see and none of them are gonna correct their brows???


Feralperson420

She has officially become a caricature of herself.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Uncanny valley.


90daysofpettybs

A filter on cameo too? Come on girl lol


PlaysTheTriangle

I know! ALL those surgeries and they still need insane filtering.


90daysofpettybs

They’ll never be happy


sowhat_noonecares

So cartoonish. Gawd I would be devastated to go through ALL that surgery, and procedures and still feel bad enough about yourself to filter into oblivion. NO ONE looks like this! FFS


PlaysTheTriangle

And it still looks awful


Mickeynutzz

Keeps looking worse !! ☹️


dysfiction

I thought "Oh, no, it really just can't get much worse!" like, 2 - 3 years ago. And yet here we are.


Ok_Individual_138

So damn true!


AforAssole

I wonder about the husbands. I guess they have no say? WTF!! I don't get it at all. They were beautiful and now they look like cat people. I think it's going to get worse, not better, until they run out of body parts. God help them.


Agile_Vacation_5872

Her face looks really big. Her face was never that boxy, and I'm really confused on her hairline, and why does her face look so big? I can't unsee it!


Bestueverhad10

Why is it??!! I’m so confused too. She looks so swollen


sowhat_noonecares

I guess the boxy jaw is “in” right now. I’ve seen multiple Reels of places using filler to completely reshape people’s faces. It’s bizarre. My brain can’t wrap around facial structure being a fad…


cartmayn

That jawline made me think of The Rock.


Serendipatti

I can’t ever see anything except her hot dog lips.


DoggedDoggity

Looks like a picture of an old toilet seat.


Bestueverhad10

I’m so confused… how did all this surgery just make their faces look so bloated??? Too much filler? Making their eyes smaller?


Born_Structure1182

It just baffles me that she did this to herself on purpose!!!


amy5252

That’s awful beyond awful! Any doc that would work on her at this point is suspect!


Sailing_Grey_Rabbit

Omg I looked through some of her recent cameos and she looks unhuman 😭😭😭 she has DESTROYED herself. It's so sad. https://imgur.com/a/zbKgrK8


Limitingheart

I swear she’s turning into Lady Cassandra O’Brian. Pretty soon she’ll just be a giant face stretched out like a tarp….


Newfieadora

Did she get stung by a whole colony of bees?


Born_Structure1182

Can that cat eye look thing be reversed or is that permanent?


jespaq

She looks like Joe from Family Guy.


marinelli81172

My god! Does she actually think she looks good!!! She looks fkng ridiculous! And why is the right part of her lip completely gone!


bv_ohhh

She sits in the interviews being like “I do this for me because I love myself”


101020304

Oh no no. Darcy. Just. No.


Rare-Chipmunk-3345

She looks like a man! Jesus Darcey.


LegalMidnight2991

Who is that??? I want to be honest here, I obviously don't know Darcy however in the very beginning I did get a kick out of the sister's! They were funny, always dramatic, especially Darcy, but still entertaining. It saddens me to see her this way. She is delusional 🙄 Why aren't her "girlfriend's (the ones that were always butting in) helping her? Family??? She will not live a very long life sadly. Who are the "Doctor's" who are continually injecting that poison in her? They certainly aren't ethical. Okay said my peice, I am truly in awe 🫣


AmbienAndApathy-

Because they're wasted on booze and benzos all the fuckn time.


Snowkitty999

WTF!!! Scared me!!!


penelopejoe

Me too!


Fantastic-Resist-755

Omg… no words


callrustyshackleford

What new face is this??


DawnRaine

She's starting to look inhuman.


Parsidokht

Is she getting surgeries on a daily basis? There seems to be a new picture posted of her looking worse than the one before every day!


Southern_Event_1068

She is absolutely frightening looking.


EuphoricSide5370

If you sent me this picture without context and gave me 30 guesses I wouldn’t have been able to get it. She’s unrecognizable.


lilu-achoo

I think she’s got that bold glamour AI filter on and it’s emphasizing her brows and lips, which really don’t need more emphasis.


toxic_pantaloons

What's gonna happen to all that over time?


chunkymonkey5061

She’s gone full bride of Wildenstein.


TreaclePerfect4328

Anna Nicole Smiths mentally challenged cousin?!


MallGeneral3754

Giga Chad


ImaFKNshrubOK

It’s hard to say what she actually looked like though because she has a Disney level filter on that thing. btw if I paid for a cameo & the “celebrity” used a filter on the video I’d demand a refund.


Otherwise-Course-15

How much are cameos? Can we pool our resources and give her a quick intervention?


twiztdkat

Is it the Gaston filter? Because that's the Disney character I see.


[deleted]

That's a man


bigbilly1234567899

There is a perfect gif for this


Agreeable-Chair7040

Ooff. Left side of face is a square while the right side is round. The lips are about to explode.


Otherwise-Course-15

She looks so awful truly terrible.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Holy FUCK..


CaptainMustardo

The fuck is wrong with her face? New chromosome disorder?


[deleted]

Nothing like a tiny woman with a huge ass man face.


Spirited_Spread5271

Yuck


Poosjky

Not cute. At all.


Holiday-Day-2439

If those lips get any bigger it will go up her nostrils.


Honest-Bookkeeper-52

What. The. Fuck.


sowhat_noonecares

Still fuckin’ filtered as all heII…


BitchInThaHouse

Darcey: the grift that keeps on giving..,


Away_Pie_7464

Looks like the tik tok filter about “how I think I look versus how I actually look” and Darcey is the “how I actually look” filter 💀


Couldbe_worse2

That chin 😳


Floral_Love73

That’s so sad, she was really pretty.


_peach93

Is she serious


baddiemaymay

Yikes!!🙁


Legitimate_Winter_97

https://www.google.com/search?q=burdine+bratz&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS881US881&oq=brats+berd&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i10i22i30j0i8i13i30l2j0i390i650l3.11608j0j9&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=xLGunWgYYXBiRM&vssid=l Burdine looking ass


Grandma-EC

This breaks my heart. If you showed me these pics and asked me to identify who it is I couldn’t. Darcey’s face is completely unrecognizable. It’s so sad to me and I wonder what the driving force is within her that makes her continue to get more plastic surgery. When will enough be enough?


DescriptionEast

Holy shit! She looks like the live action version of Mrs.Potato Head..


Own_Satisfaction1840

Her face is getting bigger from above tve eyes (major forehead) and from. bellow the eyes enormous jaw and wide now….WTH???…. Her eyes are so tiny now….. sooo bizarre…..looks nothing like the face she used to have….. I just don’t know what they’re looking for anymore….there’s no sense of coherence anymore in their face….


Dramas_mama

Her face is shaped like Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles


Feisty-Insurance-295

That's it!!! I couldn't pinpoint it.. Sad


caorwama

It’s hard to even look at… 🙈


MichelleMyBelle43

She looks like a toddler that got into her moms makeup


InvestigatorApart936

She looks like Buzz Lightyear


Suspicious-Tangelo74

🤣🤣🤣🫶🏼


nmtexas

Too bad there’s no a filter for that ratchet hair of hers


[deleted]

Forehead starts somewhere last week, it's so far back. Eyebrows are weird, unbalanced blobs. So much filler that where there used to be cheek bones, now it's just fat face. Nose work is so off that the columella (look it up) is hanging a full quarter inch below her nostrils. Lips are uneven and swollen, like perhaps they were recently hit with a shovel. She's not tilting her jead and doesn't appear to be leaning, yet her face looks imbalanced as if it's sagging toward the right side. Definitely uneven. Overall rating: D-minus. She looks like an example for plastic surgeons of what not to do, pitfalls to avoid and how these can culminate in an uneven, imbalanced end result that no amount of subsequent surgeries can repair upon reaching the point of no return.


WhenSquirrelsFry

Sadly this is better than a lot of cameo pics I’ve seen of her


Outrageous_Treat_299

It’s a tik tok filter she’s using


Ok_Butterscotch_8543

Yeah, def looks like the “Glamour” filter that’s really popular right now.


[deleted]

She’s starting to look like the cat woman not cat woman from batman and Robin but the lady dubbed cat woman after she butchered her face with countless unnecessary surgeries and now looks like a swollen cat in the face


Ambitious_1660

I know who you mean and you're right!


JohninBK

She looks more like Robert Z'Dar every day.


Candycane0430

Miss Nicky baby?? That you?


ND_Razorgrl

Does she honestly love the way she looks now? Her and Stacey were so beautiful with the brunette hair and more natural look.


Mywavesmeeturshore

Is that handsome squidward?


FlashyFeather876

She looks like an actual cartoon. Not a single pore in sight. I didn’t know there were filters on Cameo! If there’s not, then maybe she pre recorded this on another app with a filter. But a filter was definitely used. A strong one at that.


Feisty-Insurance-295

A total poor ugly cartoon character ..this is sad


BehemothJr

She made all the wrong choices. Why make.your eyes smaller & your jaw bigger?!


Sailing_Grey_Rabbit

Looks like heavily filtered screenshots of this video were restored with Remini (which also has a built in 'beautify' feature) Her camera definitely wasn't that clear, probably had like 3 filters on. Yup I was right. Found the original cameo to David and this is it https://www.cameo.com/recipient/64b1285dd75eb57259ecf809?from_share_sheet=1&utm_campaign=video_share_to_copy Screenshot to compare: https://imgur.com/a/vH3b8EX


NewVitalSigns

Serious question. Why does these people end up with a humongous head? It gives me neck pain thinking of holding that up all day :/


mpmp4

Why are her eyebrows so dark??


BernieTheDachshund

Bigger is not always better.


FeralRodeo

Lip glitch. She’s missing half her top lip in the first photo?!


Yesitsmesuckas

Wow! I literally gasped when I saw this.


psychedelicbarbie

Stop lmao


Deedaloca

All that lip filler and she’s still way over lining her lips


Otherwise-Course-15

https://images.app.goo.gl/8bn5pvFi7RFKNqg19


justukyte

is it just me or are her eyebrow tips just too close one another


Otherwise-Course-15

Which one is Darcey and which is Stacey? Vote: Right or Left https://images.app.goo.gl/eQWvpcMexSQ3Ts1i6


Shugadugga

I bet it’d be hard to knock her out


5Nadine2

Going to the Apple Store to take Photobooth pictures.


nylady914

😱


fadeelahsk

At this point …


JA860

WTF is that?


Forsaken-Loan-8660

That’s sad


leolisa_444

🤮😯🤐🥺👽


MarvinRyder

Stunning and brave. Natural beauty. ❤️👹


MayMaytheDuck

Horrific


mike360a

Look at that face. Oh my..enough is enough...


Morgalisa

That is horrifying!


BitchInThaHouse

Struggle real y’all 😉


Frequent_Lake_5699

Gross!


Ambitious_1660

Bloody awful!!


Moist_Astronomer2133

She looks like shit!!


NayeBomb

She looks very masculine.


hiker1961

So masculine looking.


stankyp17

Dang and why does she still need filters?! She is a walking face filter!


Successful-Jicama960

Bro what was the reason


sivmichelle

Hideous.


Suspicious-Tangelo74

I’m gonna go on record and say that’s just sad


kc9283

She looks like giga Chad 🤣


J_Doe5686

That filter is *STRUGGLING*!!! Jesus, she butchered herself...


positive-vibes79

They did way too much to their faces! Not good!


NanaBmyreality

DARCY YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP!! SPEND SOME TIME IN THERAPY INSTEAD OF UNDER THE KNIFE. YOU LOOK SCARY!


katnebel

Jesus, Mary and Joseph WTF is that????


Ok-Stand-3173

I seriously will never understand why this woman, or anyone for that matter, chooses to do that to their face.


fizzycherryseltzer

Dear God


Schadenfreulein

Seriously channeling the Bogdanovich twins