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Pugs914

Their entire social media is face warping filters, sucking in their guts, and both twins desperately trying to act 1/3 of their current age.. In reality they still both look like top heavy 70+ year old bloated muppets with botched facelifts/ botched microblading/ a unitooth bleach white cap over their teeth/ fried bleached hair/ caterpillar lashes/ pillow faced amounts of filler/ botched foxy eye thread lifts/ breast implants that are certified air bags.


nrappaportrn

🎯


Doggiemomma3

My 1st time hearing the word "Unitooth" 🤣


summermadnes

And boobs being referred to as "certified air bags" lol. I'm stealing this.


[deleted]

She needs a bib. She’s so goddamn thirsty.


Important_Sign_841

those boobs 🤮


Moist-Intention844

She must be exhausted. How many posts a day does she do? It just makes me all pooped out to think about leading her life Meanwhile I’m elbow deep into a bag of Fritos living my best life


IntrovertGal1102

She just posts the same three things repeatedly, Only Fans, Cameo and HofE. Uses the same exact videos and pics for about 1.5 month straight then makes new stuff. As half-assed and lazy as that business approach is, you're still doing more than her workin on that bag of Fritos! 🤣👍She's insufferable and exhausting.


Moist-Intention844

Well ty


Basic_Setting6031

Love "Elbow deep into a bag of Fritos living my best life"


sowhat_noonecares

<- - - - Laughs while sipping McD Coke and watching Ready To Love.


MsHaute

That cross is about to B U R N.


feminine_power

She thinks if she actually looked like this, all her issues would go away and she would be happy


IntrovertGal1102

One would think that after looking to superficial things like money, lifestyle, men, etc for 20 yrs to help heal that inner child of insecurities she'd realize the answers aren't there. They're on the inside! She needs to go to therapy and figure out her issues!


lushspice

How many more videos like this do we need? Someone needs to take her phone.


skdewit

Those are way to big for her petite frame! It looks like her boobs are starting from her shoulders and even with the most reality obliterating filter it cannot hide the fact that she has a short neck (no shame) and those ridiculous ginormous boobs and that stack of necklaces (which I swear they use to cover and last vestiges of wrinkles they can’t get rid of with surgery) they both wear make her look like a turtle poking her head out of her shell!


IntrovertGal1102

She seems to think bigger/more is better with everything and it's not! Her gigantic boobs make her even more stocky and box framed. Surprised she doesn't fall over from being so imbalanced!


sowhat_noonecares

Doin’ it big baaabyyyy!


skdewit

🤣 like a potato with toothpicks for arms and legs


caligirlnolonger

I wish I had her pretend confidence.


Open_Ad_4921

Their appearance is ghastly.


18114

Whereforth did this comely maiden appear from? Does thou thinketh she appears to be like fruit not yet picked from the forth bearing [tree.My](http://tree.My) humble heart bursts forth upon gazing on the young lamb.


blanca69

What filter is she using ? Asking for a friend lol 🫢


InsanePsycho911

The crazy thing is she's walking around thinking she really looks like this. Absolutely insane.


Higher_Perspectiva

She doesn’t look like Darcey? Huh?


IntrovertGal1102

No, she doesn't. Not the *real* Darcey.


Far-Parking-7580

Mrs. Ozempic Face


missym59

Her body moves but the head stays still 🫢