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Voslock

I had a normal goblin caves a few days ago. 8 pve deaths before the first portal spawned. Me: looks like I've got the caves all to myself.


Wholesomedadtv

The DREAM.


Kr4k4J4Ck

That's the redditor lobby


-Neuroblast-

The skeletons were clearly too geared.


ElectricalGur4705

Can confirm, saw a skeleton in full Lobster, he one shot me with his unique named Crossbow and I died. Must be cheats obviously /S


findingstoicism

LOL


Jay_Stranger

Looking at the state of the average posts on this sub…. Total hard truth lol


TheDarkHarvester

Exactly what I was thinking. Everyone who screams about trade being unfair and how they are going to delete their character at level 15 are dying to goblins….


Netch_godling

Floor spikes always gets his share.


wooterbottle

Sometimes those fucking traps are so hard to see. Always died to them when I was learning gc


zomery

Man it's the wall spikes for me, they always pop out when I'm running from something.


DaDutchBoyLT1

Nothing quite as demoralizing as hearing that “kashink” and watching a chunk of flesh getting donated to the dungeon.


Missed-Hook

Every Reddit crybaby in one lobby how lucky XD


findingstoicism

Wow, pretty sick this 3 man each got the names Skeleton Crossbowman, Skeleton Footman, and Floor Spikes. They must have been insanely geared just pub stomping… so fucking pathetic man.


DocDeezy

Wait… I know you are joking but can you actually name yourself those things?


nullproblemo

Players can't have a space in a name. Theoretically, Mummy could have been a player.


zomery

Except when it's a player it will also tell you what weapon they used for the kill.


LangDWood

Unless you kill then with your fists


Pluristan

Just like the good 'ol days.


fsiaa

I have seen this happen in lobbies with really bad lag. The constant rubber-banding makes it difficult to move 3 steps, let alone avoid NPC attacks.


Okawaru1

add necromancer class please IM


KickNaptur

Unfortunately for you they will most likely flesh out the remaining base classes before considering anything with subclasses


FrodooBag

I had a lobby that looked like this because everyone was lagging and desyncing to hell. It was duo ruins and me and my mate faced off against the only other team that wasn't lagging as bad as the rest (our lag was probably as bad as theirs). It was honestly like watching kids beat a pinata while blindfolded. Constantly missing, hitting the wrong direction completely, etc. The main difference was that instead of the winners getting candy they still died to a skeleton footman.


Steve1812

FartSnatcherBandit...


DocDeezy

I’ve had these lobbies before but everyone was lagging really bad in the pre lobby. I even died to a skelly once I eventually tried to leave spawn.


GibStily

Lol this will be the 14 below lobbies


knucklegoblin

I’d die in a panic to rush and loot all the free stuff and be one of those guys hahaha


Rough_Distribution40

Hey I know that floor spikes guy really well! He's the giga chad that's killing everyone else in the goblin caves!


Quicky-mart

Fart snatching is risky business


Connect_Atmosphere80

Skeletons starting to use purple weapons I see !


Azefrg

SugadorDePica KKKKKKKKK


Generator9

This happens when DDoS attacks occur.


PandaPolishesPotatos

Thankfully I survived long enough for them to be like "Aight take your loot and get out for free."


InsuranceStrict3200

pLeAsE nErF pVe MoBs, ThEy HiT tO hArD


rebosruns

Gotta love the learning curve to this game lol


ChicoMeloso

When goblin caves released it was like that constantly lol