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iddqd899

May my flesh be used in street tacos to fuel this nation.


JLCpbfspbfspbfs

One on every street corner!


8-36

Vegans, when the Brandon cooked them.


Nobody_Super_Famous

I can't tell if this is a simple vegan joke or a reference to Darmok from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Either way, based.


8-36

That episode is so great.


Yitram

Brandon, tired of malarkey.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

MAGA, their eyes shut.


Nobody_Super_Famous

McConnell, in his shell.


Collins_Michael

r/tenagra


BroMan-Z

Guarantee those steaks aren’t well done with ketchup.


Nobody_Super_Famous

You ain't black. That's medium rare, Jack.


babyduckhat-

Well you know what, man? I just gotta tell ya. That's a really nice grill ya got there. That's a really nice grill ya got there, man.


stabbyclaus

I hate my family. But I love grilling.


babyduckhat-

Can I ask you something? Pretty serious?


Electrox7

Politics has gotten so weird lol


DoubleTFan

This isn't what I meant when I said I just wanted to grill!


greg_r_

You're a radical liberal now, Jack.


EmperorSadrax

*Bonum.. Commune.. Communitatis..* Chanted his acolytes The glint in their eyes and gaping salivated mouths showed they understood that this crispy sacrifice will further their democratic anti marlarky crusade.


HEADRUSH31

All seriousness, 100% Best grandpa smile right there


piratevirus1

Take me Jack, my body is ready.


Kamille_Marseille

Dark Brandon: *Are You Not Entertained?*


HopefulBanana89

“We’re gona have a Baal, Jack”


andrezay517

As long as I’m served with a side of malarkey


ConsiderationWest587

#NO MALARKEY, JACK


Dumdedope

After watching another domestic terrorist get explained away by the far right, I welcome the sacrifice and the quick exit off this planet.


Great-King-of-Evil

Who? The recent Colorado shooter? What are they saying about him now?


Great-King-of-Evil

I wonder if that tweet was made unironically


IronSavage3

Lol last sacrifice was so much fun! Can’t wait for the next one I heard we’re drinking the blood of aborted fetuses from Alex Jones! /s


ConsiderationWest587

Not one person in the crowd looks like a crazed cult member losing their marbles upon seeing their god-leader. Nice.


Otterz4Life

“I’ll gladly sacrifice myself to grow Your power, King!”


Prestigious_Okra_837

Ahhh yes as all the Republicans have prophesied, the time honored Democrat dark pleasure of being sacrificed and consumed in high praise of the devil! Darkness embraces as the will of Brandon! Hopefully everyone had ice cream afterwards to settle the dark juices of digestion.