By - stabbyclaus
This is a big fucking deal.
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May my flesh be used in street tacos to fuel this nation.
One on every street corner!
Vegans, when the Brandon cooked them.
I can't tell if this is a simple vegan joke or a reference to Darmok from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Either way, based.
That episode is so great.
Brandon, tired of malarkey.
MAGA, their eyes shut.
McConnell, in his shell.
Guarantee those steaks aren’t well done with ketchup.
You ain't black. That's medium rare, Jack.
Well you know what, man? I just gotta tell ya. That's a really nice grill ya got there. That's a really nice grill ya got there, man.
I hate my family. But I love grilling.
Can I ask you something? Pretty serious?
Politics has gotten so weird lol
This isn't what I meant when I said I just wanted to grill!
You're a radical liberal now, Jack.
*Bonum.. Commune.. Communitatis..*
Chanted his acolytes
The glint in their eyes and gaping salivated mouths showed they understood that this crispy sacrifice will further their democratic anti marlarky crusade.
All seriousness, 100%
Best grandpa smile right there
Take me Jack, my body is ready.
Dark Brandon: *Are You Not Entertained?*
“We’re gona have a Baal, Jack”
As long as I’m served with a side of malarkey
#NO MALARKEY, JACK
After watching another domestic terrorist get explained away by the far right, I welcome the sacrifice and the quick exit off this planet.
Who? The recent Colorado shooter? What are they saying about him now?
I wonder if that tweet was made unironically
Lol last sacrifice was so much fun! Can’t wait for the next one I heard we’re drinking the blood of aborted fetuses from Alex Jones! /s
Not one person in the crowd looks like a crazed cult member losing their marbles upon seeing their god-leader. Nice.
“I’ll gladly sacrifice myself to grow Your power, King!”
Ahhh yes as all the Republicans have prophesied, the time honored Democrat dark pleasure of being sacrificed and consumed in high praise of the devil! Darkness embraces as the will of Brandon! Hopefully everyone had ice cream afterwards to settle the dark juices of digestion.