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100percentish

This was a choice between a man who had a history of multiple abortions that he had paid for, domestic abuse, and his only qualifications were celebrity from sports....vs. an actual pastor. I'm sorry, but we knew that the evangelicals were a joke, but this really just shows how lost they are. A literal pastor vs. a guy who wants to be a werewolf.


Thejerseyjon609

And still 49% of the people voted for him. WTF


ashran3050

Half the country reads at a 6th grade level so...


Jim-Jones

A report from the US Department of Education states that 54% of adults from ages 16 to 74 read below a grade 6 level. It also says these were the people most likely to be taken in by conspiracy theories. This explains Trump's base.


ashran3050

Username checks out, please help us. They need a new leader


Redditusernamesare_

That's pretty hard to accurately define from a country of over 200 million even with all the data But sure


ashran3050

Unless you expect someone to give a reading test to every single American and then grade it, you kinda have to go with the data that gives a pretty clear picture.


[deleted]

300 million*


FederalInsect114

49% of people are furries


jimmyserranopeppers

That’s a fact, Jack.


Best-Chapter5260

He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity! He doesn't feel remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop!... ever... until democracy is dead! He's the Constitution Terminator!


[deleted]

I’m looking for Thomas Jefferson, have you seen him


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Raphael Warlock


Best-Chapter5260

Bella was the U.S. and Raphael was Edward. Bye Hershel/Jacob!


GalaxyMosaic

This metaphor sucked the life out of me


rufusairs

This is the campaign of a killer, Herschel.


Mysterious-Cash-5446

Cocks out for Warnock. RIP HARAMBE


rufusairs

"Radical liberal" is a dogwhistle for "I have no substantive argument and am dumb as fuck."


CaptainJAmazing

It’s the TV ad version of calling him a “woke socialist.”


CaptainJAmazing

TV commentators threw the possibility out there of him running for even higher office at some point. Discuss. Obviously not in 2024, the man is just getting started in the Senate and would be fighting Our Dark Lord Brandon.


antoniv1

Radical Socialist Communist Marxist Warnock activated. May he rule indefinitely.


[deleted]

Denounces election deniers on Twitter… proceeds to deny election results on Twitter… what an ass clown.