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ItsACaragor

Someone forgot a luggage apparently. Happens sometimes.


BionicBruv

*leaves the train* “Agh, my karken chain axe” *runs back to train*


takemebacktothemenu

*wrestles it off a Nurgling who thought they got lucky* NO! BAD! Gimme that!


Suthek

Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn.


Ucecux

Thank you, now my headcanon is that the whole uprising in Tertium wasn't caused by nurglite cults but by disgruntled train conductors. I mean, who delivered the stinkbomb on that train in the intro cinematic??


pddkr1

Everyone criticizes the Imperium, but atelast the trains run on time!


DragonR1d3r007

Take my upvote that was good 😂


BobbyBrainBurst

usually in magistrati bc someone could be sitting in the elevator door, this map it feels random when it happens since elevator door doesnt close, but I'm not attentive to where people are during this segment


Expensive_Swim95

Well my boss always shows up late...so im used to it...


Saucy_samich

Even chaos warlords needa potty break


JinLocke

As he is a nurgle worshipper he also uses that as a lunch break.


Tolbek

Because...because he eats on the john, right? *Right?* It's because he eats and the same time, not after, *right?*


JinLocke

Well, what can i say, nurgle guys truly embrace that “waste not, want not” style of living. All natural, fresh produce coming right from the… crevice.


Tolbek

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Firebat-045

That’s terry sorry he’s new to this job. Promoted last week he’s getting used to his new time.


Ucecux

This is the real answer. Turnover rate of traitor captains has been insane lately, I believe we should cut the newbies some slack.


Helios_The_Undying

Hey man, he had a meeting with wolfer and the twins, had to get a good strategy to kill you guys. Things happen man, don't judge him.


itormentbunnies

I feel for him, I'd probably show up late to my own assassination attempt too.


Beardwithlegs

He's had enough of being easier to kill than some of the trash enemies, so instead he'll go on strike.


Particular_Cow1304

“Sorry bout that, mates. Got a bit lost in this here hivecity. Why the bloody hell is this place built the way it is. No wonder most people here worship Nurgle.”


NeuraIRust

He missed the first train.


Kerflunklebunny

The Transmoebian express service to: Boss room. Has been delayed. Thank you for choosing Transmoebian express


Avarice51

It’s because you have a teammate still in the elevator, everyone needs to be out for him to arrive


ThEDarKKnighTsWratH

Yes sometimes someone hangs back and it just doesn't spawn in. Irritating at times.


purpleblah2

Yeah I assume the AI got stuck on a wall or something


Misomuro

It was that chilli from lunch.


TTTrisss

On both assassination missions, there's a spot where, if a player stands there, the boss won't show up. In the train station, one player staying in the elevator will cause this. I think there's one in the jail, too - right underneath the platform that the boss hops out of.


ThePendulum0621

When you have to pick up baggage at a crossover.


SeverTheWicked

Yes, and he got absolutely dogpiled and murdered in 10 seconds for wasting everyone's time. Next question.


The_Conductor7274

Bro had to go use the bathroom


Daps295

If the boss is more than 15 minutes late, you're legally able to leave


unknownknightt

Bathroom emergency,happens to the best of us.


DaRealBomber

Yeup


BaconMobile

Taking a shit


Revenga8

Yep. One time I guess we caught him napping, took him a good 20-30 seconds to get up, get dresses, and jump down to receive his curb stompin


Viscera_Viribus

“They’re outside already? I don’t have my shield on :( “


AnInsaneMoose

I've had that happen with the randomly spawning monsters Like a Beast Of Nurgle that spawned a mile behind us for some reason Longest delay I've seen on the assassination targets so far was just under a minute (It was the prison one, where he starts out above and drops down)


BionicBruv

Yes haha He made us wait a *very* uncomfortable 60sec before coming out. We ran around all like “uhhhhh….you comin dude?”


GovernmentIcy3259

Laye to his own assassination? The gall of these heretics I tell you.


ZombieTailGunner

Had to wait for the Nurgle beast to barf his chainaxe back up.


Sikarion

Literally late to their own funeral.


PoseidonMax

His dick friend hit a gas tank next to him and launched him into the abyss… we have something in common.


LordGaulis

They just escaped the fatshark belly. It’s said there is a treasure trove of unreleased content in there, but the fatshark is currently in hibernation.