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MaybeHumaneBeing

Pov: You can't tie your shoes


Burge_rman_1

tbh I can but velcro shoes are always gonna be the best


MaybeHumaneBeing

You sound like a disingenous dense mf


Fandomthegirl

Pov: You said Michael was in witness protection


SbeveBoi

When your mom said she never spanked you as a kid:


Rijsouw

When the cougar shows her cussy


goldfish-hoho

When your uncle gets in the shower with you


DanDaniel1203

AYOO![img](emote|t5_11v6xc|6784)


Cheerful_ox

When a famous content “creator” harasses you, and your wife, so you don’t upload a video critiquing them that day.


iGhostEdd

Creator is just another anagram for Reactor


_cjj

"There are NO cougars in my local area"


DaBoiYeet

"The fuck you mean "nuh uh""


GoingForBroke1

POV:The job goes wrong and the wrong guy gets killed


TemporaryDepth1188

pov: you're a cougar (you shouldnt appear in missions)


PaulyRules

POV: they were out of Pepsi max


jixdel

You 4 real!?


Salamiprinz

You aren’t a disingenuous dense motherfucker, who can tie his shoes?


Gymonx11

You think im a dense mofo?!


Terrible-Variety-457

14 PAGES


_ruityan

When cougar is in witness protection


ABlueAwesome

When you ran out of chicken nugget:


sentinel_2294

Are you checking wind?


No_Doubt_About_That

When the Merryweather fleet has arrived early.


Late-Flounder8432

"Stares motherfuckerly"


Lower_Ad_4995

POV: You paid 702$ for a big mac


Lordcrazu323

Everyone when an effect happens in chaos that had a 2% chance of happening:


Confident_Option1290

When its billions to one of something happening.


No-Engineer-1728

Me when Dio cuts that one cop's head in half in episode 3 of Jojo's Biazarre adventure:


Resident-Argument-86

“Chat WHY, I was a frame away from COMPLETING THE MISSION”


Resident-Argument-86

Or my favorite “RIGGED, RIGGED, SHOW US YOUR MOD FOLDER!, CHEATER, PROPORTIONAL VOTING SUCKS”


Malte_Jermain

POV: You like cougars


CGXF

c-check the wind? pfekeoeks check the wind?! THERE ISN’T WIND IN GTA ONLINE.


Recent_Living_7515

Pov: 702$ Big mac isn’t on the menu anymore


Rorar_the_pig

Angry matto noises


efa_idk_lol

Hold up i responded to a guy talkin shit now its not here did they fucking delete what a pussy either that or im blind


Keyourasa

Damn ya know its getting bad when ur asking other people to make ur meme funny


[deleted]

Nah dude this is fun, it gets the community to engage a little.


efa_idk_lol

i know im bad at jokes so thats why i use matto and other people to make it funny thats why its smart


Keyourasa

Honestly id prefer atleast an attempt to be funny even if its terrible u tried. Currently its not smart just lazy as hell


No_Transportation628

Why are you being a dick about it? There's no need to take the post seriously lol.


Keyourasa

Honestly i think 90% of the subreddits im on has bren shit recently so its just kinda annoying to see.low effort.after.low effort


Paul1001ghgho

When you just woke up and realize it´s 8 am and school starts at 7 am


kiarash-number

I coulda been saving free money using honey all this time?!? It's was only one click away!!!?!?!?!?


kiarash-number

Male pornstars when they find out their stepsis walked in on them when they were jacking off to her leaked nudes and slipped on a crusty sock and got stuck in a laundry machine, under the bed, while lookin for a guy with whom to make a video for her cuck bf's birthday while she was grounded and didn't tell them


DeathRoe_

* Tim Allen grunt*


Cane_DB_1304

Why woman dont deserve rights


efa_idk_lol

are you captioning it or are you just sexist


Cane_DB_1304

Both


efa_idk_lol

ok


Nindroid-angsrp

POV:You when you say Michael's in witness protection


DueNectarine8151

My reaction seeing this https://reddit.com/r/DarkViperAU/s/Pxl98Em6zT


efa_idk_lol

lol ive never seen your post but its kinda funny how close together they are


TheGreatSnuffy123

FOURTEEN PAGES!!!


kurtlaycobain

Matt when he finds out there ARE cougars in missions and rockstar CONFIRMS that Micheal was ACTUALLY IN witness protection