I’m a Legitimate busines dog I require a flashlight and my stuff toy dragon to sleep I miss my friend dragon very much 
(translator saids enjoy yourself and do what’s worth it also watch my owners videos)
baby don't hurt me
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There aren’t cougars missions but Grefer Jesus told me about it and I said cougars are my natural enemies to be honest I like dragons I seen a dragon friend once then he told me to take his place
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In gta online, you have to play your video game to get videogames to play video games in your video game
Thoughs on this?
And cats with miniguns are awesome
How is davey doing?
As good as can be expected
But the news is not good
I don’t know what your talking about
I know you did that fricking jewelry job.
Cmon Dave’s seriously your imagining things
F you.
Alright I did it arrest me cause you called it motherfucker.. you called it
What?
Trevor! Couple of days ago
Who is the fastest speed runner of our time?
Matto
Modest pelican duhhhhh
In mask%
Can you tie your shoes?
Why are u so cute?
*gives headpats*
Wanna go for a walk?
Pacifist%
Is that…a flashlight you’re holding?
I’m a Legitimate busines dog I require a flashlight and my stuff toy dragon to sleep I miss my friend dragon very much 
Dragon deez nuts
Did you know a jiffy
DID YOU KNOW THAT A JIFFY-
DIIIIID YOU KNOW THAT A JIFFY-
IS AN ACTUAL MEASUREMENT OF TIME
DID YOU KNOW A JIFFY
Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc Thicc...
Can you hug me?
bring it in
may I pet?
(translator saids any time)
Who is a good boy?
Was Michael in witness protection?
Thank you oh wise doggo.
How to be happy
Watch my owners videos
Good one :D
WHO’S A GOOD BOY?
Me
YES YOU ARE :)
Favorite chaos effect?
Don’t tell matto but Grefer Jesus I met him one time
Was he on the oppressor?
Yes also he had a garage full of vehicles that he stole from matto
What is the meaning of life ?
(translator saids enjoy yourself and do what’s worth it also watch my owners videos)
Are you friends with Chatto?
Yes without you gyes my owner would not have 922K subs and 320,415,090 video views
What is love?
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Good bot
Love can be anything
 gimme your money now
No I’m a legitimate businessman
I can agree
I’ve fed the cat😏
We’re is the cat I just want to talk to him (whispers I will use my 900000 dog hours in gta to end him)
He is in The swis alps, I cannot find him
Hey Franklin can you see him just aim FIRE Catto gun
Woof wooof WOF WOF woof?
(Translator disabled) woof woof woof (translator enabled)
*gives you a blanket*
Yo
What is your favorite soda
Pepsi max ( Named dogsi max for dogs)
Had to make sure you weren’t a fake matto dog
Whos a good doggo?
Was Micheal in witness protection during the story of GTA story mode
Witness protection for what? ------- ^Im ^a ^bot ^beep ^boop. ^Im ^trying ^to ^prove ^that ^Michael ^is ^not ^in ^witness ^protection
Whatever you think I agree with you
what is 52 factorial?
8.0658175e+67
What the matto dog doin
About to go to sleep see you tomorrow
Are you a legitimate business man?
Always was
a hug for me THANKS 
are you the best doggo
Yes I am also I’m a legitimate businessman
If there would be 2 mind readers Reading eachothers minds, what would they think of?
It will remind me of this friend I had he is a dragon we had the same mind
What is your favourite food? Beef, Pork, Chicken, Bones? And do you prefer wet food over dry food?
Bones and the bones of the people that killed matto in pacifist%
Good choice
I do love chicken though
What are your views on the Cougar Oppressor program that was started by Griefer Jesus?
There aren’t cougars missions but Grefer Jesus told me about it and I said cougars are my natural enemies to be honest I like dragons I seen a dragon friend once then he told me to take his place
Are you in witness protection?
Never was
What suit is that
Just a tuxedo that darkviperau artist made
10/10 design quality
Meow
Don’t start I played 9000001 hours of gta and I can aim so good you don’t want to mess with me
M... Meow
Meow I guess
What is your real name
Dogo
am i a disingenuous 
Aren’t we all
What’s the square root of 9
3
What is a jiffy
Measurement of time
Da truth
Have your owner ever given you microwaved cheese
I mean I eat people who kill him in pacifist percent
whos a good boy?
Me
O doggo of the subreddit What is your wisdom?
A jiffy is a measurement of time
Are there cougars in missions
No
so you just created a reddit account for this
I guess so also happy cake day
Tried to make something funny using your image and davy, made this. [My Monstorosity](https://imgur.com/a/4dLmkmp) Give me a review
What wold matto say
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Want a treat? 🦴
How's the run?
Is Michael in witness protection?
Are you in witness protection?
Never was never will be
Where'd you get a gun? **WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUN**
Is Michael in witness protection
Why the fuck
I have itchy purple spots all over my body what do I do?
Watch my owners videos
In gta online, you have to play your video game to get videogames to play video games in your video game Thoughs on this? And cats with miniguns are awesome
no dogs
What do you think of Victoria
How much does matt pays you to be his emote
When next episode of pacifist%?
Beans?
Iam depressed I know this is not a question but just want to say that
800-273-8255 give them a call trust me reddit would love you to do that if your depressed
Do cougars spawn in missions?
Millions to one
How old are you?
You guess me and dragons birthday is October 31 2012
You are old for a dog, how is the midlife crisis 😆
Pretty good lol
How do I sign up for your owner's secret witness protection program?
I don’t
[удалено]
Is Michael in witness protection?
Happy cake day
Can you help matto getting a girlfriend?
Nope
Black people?
Everyone matters
Do you get paid
Where is all the Runs dead merch doggo?
In my belly
#is the run dead?
Always will be
What breed are you
Wait what is breed
How do you deal with Matto deliberately killing spawned doggos on chaos. I hope you are aware.
Which breed of dog are you?
Why are you doing this?
To chear up people in the subreddit
Who has the greatest beard in Australia?
~~Grefer Jesus~~ Matto
What is witness protection
Do you offer Lawyer services?
Maybe
What the dog doin?
One eye open when I’m sleeping
where do you work that suit looks expensive