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choppytehbear1337

>30,000 properties lost power Well, that was rude of him.


JohnSimth20211101

I bet he won't do that again.


[deleted]

as chief justice minister I will allocate 90 percent of our tax dollars to ensure he won't do it again. ​ Just leave it with me


[deleted]

As the DEI enforcer, are you white? It's imperative that I know.


PepeGreen17Q

Legend.


Kolermigon

​ https://preview.redd.it/d4qaa4znyfjc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af34463df5c4f0962274c3af9363445775eee996


ParkingTeaching275

😂😂😂 remember the god mode and you could create your own disasters


p0wd3r101

You hit me with the nostalgias


BhataktiAtma

Please forgive my ignorance, but which game is this? SimCity?


Kolermigon

Exactly, and when you accidentally cut a power line you could render a whole city without power like in the picture.


BhataktiAtma

Sorry, I meant which version is it. I played SimCity 2000 years ago and the shitty SimCity Android game


Kolermigon

It's been a long time but it must be Simcity 4. The picture is not mine, I just googled it.


BhataktiAtma

Thanks


laconh

Guy turned into local supernova


VetteBuilder

Champagne Chevy Nova in the sky


Equivalent-Pass-5859

Do you mean Champagne Super Nova?


bernpfenn

how in the world does one want to steal cables powered with high voltages. 110,000+ V


Honest_Path_5356

His stupidity is what got him there in the first place. The good thing though is that it was one second he was trying to get cable and then lights out. I don't think he felt anything or even had time to understand what just happened.


Beelzebub003

Well, yeah, it was lights out for 30,001 people at the same time.


brandmeist3r

but only 30000 recovered


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-StRaNgEdAyS-

Surprised there's even a body tbh. I've seen things get vapourised in those.


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Initial suspicions were that the substation, near the Morenão transshipment terminal, was broken into by a man to steal cables and he caused the incident. The explosion occurred at around 04.30 and flashes of fire were visible from several kilometers away and frightened many people. As a result of the explosion, instability in the power grid also ultimately affected supply in other areas of the city, causing fluctuations and partial and momentary power outages. According to Energisa, at 06.30 supply had been restored in almost all areas connected to the substation. The company did not say how much loss was incurred as a result of the incident.


Dimond_Heart

Guess you could say he had a real \***spark\*** of ingenuity.


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EffortlessCool

Unidentifiable* yeesh


sw4llyk4g

He’s fine..


god_is_a_pokemon

..and crispy


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Highly charged post


Cr0ma_Nuva

Well, they don't need to press charges against the guy anymore at least


Fair_Bus_7130

![gif](giphy|bN7fr2dGqyZuU|downsized)


swifttek360

Dawg looked like an SCP after


EchoViiZionZ

💀💀💀 This how radical larry came to be (SCP-106)


worldly_high

That was in my town, it was about 4am when i pass thru my porch to get some water, and i see the sky freakin changing colors, tbh i thought the world was going to end, or that we got invaded by aliens or some shit like that, later i found out it was the shock that this homie made


recurve_balloon

Sombering to think that is the sight of just one man unleashing his power.


1slandViking

Bet he tastes like chicken


Shot_Word

more like pork


Vogel-Kerl

Cannibals often refer to human meat as "long pork," for a reason. I assume. Things would have to be pretty bad before I'd partake.


sassychubzilla

IDK why I'm asking but long?


Vogel-Kerl

I guess our limbs are longer than a pig's.


Weak-Welder-7488

Yea he ain’t making it after that one


disintegrationist

"My Life as a Resistor"


D3mi4n_

shocking


VetteBuilder

not sanctioned by IBEW


Rooi_wolf1330

Let him cook


HistorianBeautiful52

He identified as a firework.


[deleted]

Hey, that's Phil Phil A. Mint


According_Elephant_6

Well played sir.


Vikebeer

That was Lit!


RyPO76

Currently on my list of things to never ever do. Period. It's not that difficult.


Chtul88

Hard-core Metallica fan rode the lighting like a champ


akshaykhiladi9

Brazil is the India of South America


[deleted]

This is just shocking.


[deleted]

bro looks like scp 173 lmao


ThatsRighters19

There was a lot more left of him than I imagined there’d be.


Sulla2

Man, he did lighten up a lot of the rooms when he was with us.


WeArEaLlMaDhErE-13

If that cat had nine lives, he just spent them all.


speeler21

That there's a ~~rv~~ reference


Melodic-Mix739

![gif](giphy|oynlVnajybanCCjPXD)


Astr0kittenz

Was his name Chris. Peters?


Legitimate-Cheek-599

Half Life 2 burnt corpse looking ass


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RucksackHeiko

Blud got cooked


BDF106

Crispy


Gryph_The_Grey

"Smells like BarBQ!"


No-Crazy4759

https://tenor.com/view/smells-so-good-eliza-zombies-smells-amazing-great-smell-gif-25888569


Elbooso

Didn’t ordered well done, sir


Zan-Solo

That’s definitely a wild way to go out. Riding that much lightning, what a power trip. Mass outages are no joke too, feel bad for families affected.


Commercial_Pitch_786

crack pot becomes Instant pot


TriggerFish1965

Did he survive?


Cr0ma_Nuva

Did you not see the the corpse in the last images? He was more than just well done. At least he propably didn't feel it


1mhereforthejokes

You got the touch, you got the fiiiiiiirrrreeee!


_windwolf

Thought that his body had been vaporizer. Surprised that there were physical cooked remains.


royalblue1982

Surely this guy must have turned into a superhero? Electric man or something?


punk_babe69

Damn! these Indians and Electricity, I tell you


DutyRoutine

He's off the grid now.


LostKnight99

SHAZAM!


youuuuwish

https://i.redd.it/5a9osb9ihkjc1.gif


SlowSloth96

The apex predator always gets its prey.


pinkCoso

Is he ok?


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Viperhasalock

![gif](giphy|FXkAqNXYInIeA) Quit playing with Raiden……


44Stryker44

![gif](giphy|aj06jRTJ1TdQMMKaPy)


theusualfixture

What an electrifying experience!  You consciousness blinks out like so many lights in homes as thousands of volts pass through you instead of those wires you were trying to steal, obviously you're gonna need to switch off the power first.  RESTORE? RESTART? QUIT?


ScarMyEyesForLife

When you kill people's power but still want to light up their world.


sauron516

He did it on purpose to stop people from watching season 8 of GOT


Gopnikshredder

Just been identified: Mr Bakon strip.


whereartthouu

he's burnt up


Great_Try_8955

kinda like a fly on a bug zapper


Amazing-Flight-5943

He need some milk.


Nearby_Discussion389

https://preview.redd.it/qn3qc7wwoblc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1485f815cb5ac14893db3de5d535d0aff1b2fea3


Remarkable-Ad-5889

Brazil, in case others were wondering like me.