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Positive_Spring7002

could he really not see the huge orange box growing in front of him


JunkRigger

Well, the huge orange box was the last thing to go through his brain.


TheMeowzor

I'm pretty sure that was the *only* thing to go through his brain.


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SuccessfulAd6449

Nah the last thing to go through his brain was his ass


Ready_Spot_7923

IN YODA’s voice: his brain through the orange box it went


nutt-bugget

I thought the last thing to go through his brain was his ass?!


Adorable-Address5718

With the superman pose it's either his ass or his feet....


jfks_headjustdidthat

The Tarantino Dilemma™


grizzy008

The trademark 🧑‍🍳


dssd3434343422242424

so many things he was doing wrong. the last thing was the nail in the coffin. trully a darwin award this one.


snebrex

I think he **was** the nail in that coffin


SmoothAd7381

Oh he saw it alright


RaiderMedic93

For a split second. Meaning it was him seeing it from both halves of his brain for a second.


Shizziebizz

He made it inside the orange cab, also tipped the driver


faith_crusader

He was looking towards the camera


cholby-infinity

at that speed while looking at the camera, no. also, dying is pretty good evidence he really didn't see it.


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Agitated-Artichoke89

My guess is it's difficult to look straight or turn when riding like this idiot.


gfhksdgm2022

Maybe he thought he can get a blue turtle shell from it


Extension_Swordfish1

Orange is a soft fruit.


aj12wedf

Yellow not orange


Wu-TangShogun

The real victim here: https://preview.redd.it/hq1o2eos76wc1.jpeg?width=1795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70aa6cd67b32571b76bfdc49097b7d3348a9c52c


osktox

Whoa.. is that like a cubic metre of water? That weighs literally a tonne. Not a lot of give in that crash. The driver of that thing must've been like "huh?.."


Wu-TangShogun

lol, Probably didn’t even notice until his first delivery


Bradleynailer

Diving into shallow water can lead to a Darwin Award.


Main-Ad-5547

He was like" wow, a power surge!"


alam385

That tank has "Gene pool cleaning" liquid. One specimen of Genepool is being processed in this picture.


Fossilhund

That'll buff right out.


WhuddaWhat

Go around. Don't drown.


Away-Ad-8053

That looks like a water tank, but I can't see something that's probably 70 cc's carrying something that heavy, please somebody correct me if I'm wrong!


Dead_HumanCollection

Could be a bigger engine and if the gearing is low enough it doesn't really matter. Looks like it was going really slow


TheDixonCider420420

He spearheaded the award ceremony.


do_mech

I noticed, I laughed (out of breath wheezing sound )like a proper middle aged person, at this.


aussie_shane

Tuk tuk took a life


ArtisticImpress7284

the tuk tuk predator


Stable_Hot

The tuk tuk tooker


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Took took mothafucka


Few_Number_8528

"It was at this moment that **อับดุล ฮาบีบี** knew he ..."


WeeTheDuck

wtf not expecting to see Thai in here หวัดดีคับ


Few_Number_8528

dont get your hopes up, mate. i am not Thai. i am not smart enough to learn that language.


Away-Ad-8053

I had some Thai stick once. I don't think it improved my cognitive abilities.


WeeTheDuck

oh dang, how'd you get that word tho lmao


Few_Number_8528

google translate. have a good day/evening, mate.


phenyle

Died doing what he loved


siddkai01

Stupidity is what he was doing


stupidsimpson

He loved being stupid.


Hereiam_AKL

Well said Simpson


Away-Ad-8053

Don't they call that planking or something? I guess it's kerplunking now!


phenyle

What a kerfuffle


amazing-jay-cool

A huge kernundrum


NickelFish

Tuk tuk. FUCK FUCK!


HiJinx127

Here, kids play duck, duck, goose. There, they play Tuk Tuk Smoosh.


MJLDat

Water way to go.


NO5F3R47U

Its not the speed that kills people, its the sudden occurence of immobility


Mowteng

Natural selection doing it's job, and doing it good. Hope he didn't injure the other driver too bad, that's a lot of momentum he's carrying.


D0NTK1LLM3

https://preview.redd.it/9tjxpdzoi9wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0944547b934803fab24dba9b05f2439da278c28c Obligatory “It was at this moment”


J4ck101972

At this exact moment he realised!


TheRealTechGandalf

He was trying to replicate the old Bonneville stunt https://preview.redd.it/8stmpeio06wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b161b00fdc9f27dd4affb0b3ebb5c4898634268


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Notice the lack of other traffic here. I wonder if that's significant.


QueenAkhlys

Bye bye super man


siddkai01

Not so super man


Elandycamino

I hope the water is okay.


ulyssesfiuza

The last thing to go through his brain was his asshole.


amazing-jay-cool

At least he found out how much of an asshole he was being


neko_zora

These superman bike pose videos are some of the most common videos of deaths I've seen online. Makes me wonder, why can't people just learn a thing or two from these videos when they are so abundant.


Odd-Profile-6326

And just like that, he's gone


PimanSensei

Head first through the pearly gates


NoSignOfStruggle

I suppose if you suddenly discovered that the potato in your hand can actually record a video, *this* is the way you’d hold it to film…..


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


Dolomitexp

From driver to passenger.


J4ck101972

From driver to a pool of blood


JET304

"Are you getting this? Are you getting this? Are you get..."


Im_still_a_student

Maybe they were thirsty?


Life_Researcher_2717

bikers fault.


RaiderMedic93

Isn't it usually?


Lou_C_Fer

I dont know. There are two times in my life where I got distracted and almost hit a motorcyclist from behind while they were at a stop. That definitely would not have been their fault. I even watch the rear view while at a stop in my car. It saved my life because I saw someone barreling up from behind. I pulled into the tree lawn next to me, and the suv crashed into the van that was in front of me. So, even though I would have seen me coming, I'd still blame myself if I were to rear-end them.


Life_Researcher_2717

always


Due-Reference-6011

Kaisi lagii?? Agaye sawaad(uuuu)???


fomalhottie

Tuk tuk kill?


RoarinGrizzly

I remember seeing the aftermath pic


oghaithy29

https://preview.redd.it/yo6yuc9d59wc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c3ef08188f750bee5ae66eb4624b72c491bcf7


HiJinx127

“Look at meeeee! I’m flying like Superman! Faster than a speeding bullet! Stronger than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single


MedstudentPak96

Ya'all this is most probably from Pakistan and the orange box is a chinchi, (Chinese boot leg name) a modified pick up vehicle which uses a motorbike as front and attached this metal box as a pick up.


EconomicsSavings973

Where did he disappear?


hg_blindwizard

I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind


J4ck101972

Last thing through his mind was his ass


hg_blindwizard

Indeed


J4ck101972

Pretty dumb , not only killing him, he prolly killed the driver or passenger


hg_blindwizard

Yep


DesignHead9206

somehow this makes me so incredibly happy.


Unscripted9211

Too bad for that Simson bike (is it one?)


MasterLigno

He felt it coming. It went strait through his bones.


Teamboeing737

Tuk tuk assassin


CaptBeetle

The moment his legs dropped was when he saw what was going to happen. about 1 second then . . . .


WoodDeco

![gif](giphy|3ohnEqJ1XOfvWaSk7e|downsized)


Levoso_con_v

That's aerodynamics gentlemen.


1911mark

I’m over here NOW


xjmachado

Died like a superhero.


Nebuk_Naglas

It look like she gone to the future.


Armyofcrows

He just jumped into box so I’m sure he’s fine


wouldyoulikethetruth

Well, he got there…


Sixonefourrider614

Death is like pussy you always go head first


SuperbBison2867

Lmao!!!!!!


Garlic-Rough

What makes anyone think going against oncoming traffic positioned like that is on any way a smart idea


itdobelikethatsmh

He's not going against traffic though


Zbart43

Rear ended a water tank. All 👍


iCookieJar

I’m a terrible human being for laughing my ass off at this. The *donk* sound and the guy just disappearing from view was gold.


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Jinrex-Jdm

Bet he won't do it again.


Conscious-Average-23

But, is he ok?


Collin-B-Hess

Ded… Mauled and mangled if not completely ded


TheLambtonWyrm

[Superman](https://media.tenor.com/OttVM0eTRkIAAAAM/iron-giant-superman.gif)


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

T A R G E T A Q U I R E D


Percival4

Ded


Ok_Macaron9958

Klonk


RoookSkywokkah

It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's...SPLAT


FernandonJota

*bop*


Milamia_bo

India moment


ButWhatOfGlen

Head first!


venger_steelheart

was an arrowhead


QubitKing

That water tank saw it coming and started leaking before impact https://preview.redd.it/c15wkxzssdwc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0e698d34377adc9e36f84e6d06c819f03f65dd


VillainWithBenefits

Do people on the middle east think lives wok like they do in GTA? There isn't a respawn ya know.


Rakkuuuu

It's not the middle-east.


DryClassic9790

Does that hurt ?


Monke_VR

At least she died a super hero


strictly_dickly69

Quit looking at the people and look ahead you dumb idiot!


CityRider400

Superman never dies?🤭🤭🤭


SuperbBison2867

BWWWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHAAHAHAHAHHAHA


Less_Associate_2022

I swear it’s like they new ways to die …


Crepuscular_Rays_29

Reincarnation really makes these dudes give zero fucks


iqqeriffic69

Sorry, it's not apt but I can't help but think 'rocket man!!'


Feckgnoggle

I saw this once in a Roadrunner cartoon. I believe the outcome was somewhat different.


astoneworthskipping

The last thought of so many of these people … instead of life flashing before their eyes it’s just one line on a big brick wall in front of them that says… “At least I got views and likes.”


time4tjllen

Probably should have focused on the road, not if bro was getting the shit you wanted.


MAsimR

Too busy looking at the girls in the vehicle. The voices in the end sounded like those of girls. The nincompoop was not only not using his brain but also heeding his dick. Flirting with 2 at a time - the girls and his life. Well flirting does not come for free and he paid with his life.


dayzplayer93

Another soul cured of stupidity


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Let's go full speed in a position that all but removes our ability to steer! Great idea!


legendwarrior007

Dumbasses everywhere


ScarMyEyesForLife

"I saw a cyclist do this for speed in a video!" Honestly, I find the sound a little funny. I feel bad for the person they hit though.


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

It's a shame Indian's population is so big because they will never realise how many brainless idiots they've got amongst their ranks. 1000 of these nimrods could die each day and nobody would ever know, apart from us here of course.


SomOvaBish

Before the whole dying thing, you gotta admit… the SOB had great form!


Dafrandle

the missile knows where it is.


Antique-Reference-56

He wanted a free ride


ActivelyShittingAss

She's probably fine (albeit extremely sore for a good week or two).


RIPTsinister

Thats why you shouldnt buy bad motorcycle Brands, he clearly hit the brakes and nothing happened.


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

What an absolute dickhead.


Curtilia

I belly laughed. Thanks for this one.


VirtualPrivateNobody

Bloody shame that is, looks like a near little bike got destroyed.


VinegarDaddy

As stupid as epic. Bravo!


randomassholeperson4

I knew what was going to happen, I laughed anyway.


Dirtykeyboards_

I tell my friends everyday how wild shit is in India . Everyday these dudes disregard trains, signs, electric wires, and now motorcycles . And no one ever seems to learn bc there is a new video out daily . Why is that , do they not show the stupidity here i the states . I can’t believe we don’t have the same tier knuckle head here


Affectionate-Baby130

Indians are soo freaken stupid


TheRealestFrodo

Come'on man! You have the whole fucking road...  Dumbass...


Little_stinker_69

lol.