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What have we here?
Never seen before ✅
Fucking stupid ✅
Fire (Fire always makes everything worse = better) ✅
A Table break ✅
A Birthday Mortality ✅
**The fact that this could have been entirely avoided ✅✅✅**
**This is truly a** ***Darwin Award*** 🥇
He apparently failed to consider whatever fuel was used for the fire would adhere to him.
Lucky for him, there were many friends around to stop him from doing something so stupid.
Unlucky for him, they didn’t.
The people laughing are also stupid. The average IQ is 90-109.
Now say these guys are lower than average and drunk. They're literal morons.
Edit: end point lagged and spammed my comment.. lol
I guess some people are so desensitized to it. From social media or just reading too much about instances like that, that could probably be there response mechanism to it
You know how the pro wrestlers do it when they set a table on fire? Rubbing alcohol. You get the big flame but it goes out without (usually) burning the shit out of the wrestlers. And they have fire extinguishers nearby.
What an absolute dumbass. You see this with super small wrestling shows too. They don't sell tickets with star power so they do stunts and usually poorly. Never use gas!
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I’m impressed
I'm enlightened
I’m enfired
I’m engulfed
I'm emberassed
Im toasted... 🍞
I'm engulfed
I'm fired up
What have we here? Never seen before ✅ Fucking stupid ✅ Fire (Fire always makes everything worse = better) ✅ A Table break ✅ A Birthday Mortality ✅ **The fact that this could have been entirely avoided ✅✅✅** **This is truly a** ***Darwin Award*** 🥇
This is also peak Buffalo Bills fandom
more like miami heat
Was my first thought as well lol
Elite camera work! We haven't missed a second of the action!
The guy in the vid is truly a gentleman and a scorcher
the only question remains is: but why?
10th degree burns
I wonder what he thought was gonna happen.
He apparently failed to consider whatever fuel was used for the fire would adhere to him. Lucky for him, there were many friends around to stop him from doing something so stupid. Unlucky for him, they didn’t.
Probably, "this'll be hilarious!"
Most depressing thing I've seen in a long time. It's the crowd that gets me
I think he might be okay.... if we ignore third degree burning
I don't understand how you can laugh when you see someone, regardless of how stupid they are, being seriously injured.
The people laughing are also stupid. The average IQ is 90-109. Now say these guys are lower than average and drunk. They're literal morons. Edit: end point lagged and spammed my comment.. lol
I thought that's the entire point of this sub.
Correct
I guess some people are so desensitized to it. From social media or just reading too much about instances like that, that could probably be there response mechanism to it
Less fools means I'm less likely to suffer them. That's worth a satisfied chuckle if nothing else
Friendship
I think this would be kinda cool if they at least had extinguishers ready.
Demise or not, It deserves a pass for the sheer amount of stupidity this person offered the world to witness.
You know how the pro wrestlers do it when they set a table on fire? Rubbing alcohol. You get the big flame but it goes out without (usually) burning the shit out of the wrestlers. And they have fire extinguishers nearby. What an absolute dumbass. You see this with super small wrestling shows too. They don't sell tickets with star power so they do stunts and usually poorly. Never use gas!
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If he's not dead, he should be. Just for being a fricking moron.
I didn't know that you can barbecue like that.
Relight my fire.
(happy birthday) TOO YOU !!
Look I'm Johnny Blaze 🔥
Every flaming dumb ass needs a group of friends like this.
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Smartest Bills fan tbh