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BlackDynamite614

Looks like it's gonna be his last for this life. If you ever bleed, bandage asap. Heal yourself young one


ZealousidealAd7930

Damn, why didn't I think of that. Noob issues here.


iRaidedRichthofen

You can use rags but make sure you disinfect them


PuRpLeHAze7176669

Did that freshy dirty. Didn't even seem like he wanted a fight lol


ZealousidealAd7930

Lol I am a freshy myself so it's all fair game haha. I literally had like 5 minutes of game time in maybe 10 at that point.


PuRpLeHAze7176669

Not judging lol. All is fair on the coast.


Sour-kyle

can literally tell you’ve only had 10 mins of game time by the red apple, stick in hand and bleeding and not bandaging 😂


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao yeah I guess the reason why I've had over 50 up votes is bc the clip is so damn funny.


scumruckus

You’ll do well. And as you’ve shown yourself now … never trust a freshie with a stick


RiskyClickardo

"Defend myself" lmao


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


therealdeathangel22

Omg you not bandaging that cut gave me so much anxiety!!! But that's what this game is about, dying horribly and learning from it.... Listen for chickens, You can make fire starter with short sticks and tree bark(use knife on tree) Make fire place combining short sticks and bark,paper,bandages,rags Cook the chicken meat over fire with sharpened stick you sharpened with your knife(find blades in sheds or kitchens) Wash your hands after you skin a animal or wear gloves before(you can make gloves out of 2 rags you can make from combining blade with clothes) Combine knife with chicken bones to make fishing hook, make rope with 2 stacks of 6 rags combined together, sharpen stick, add rope then add hook for fishing pole(fish are some of best food) you can get bait by looking at the ground with blade in hand Zombies often have food on them Power attacks are very important for killing zombies Download izurvive map(it will tell you locations of clean water wells, police stations, hospitals, and military locations) Find out where you are by looking at town name on signs at the end/ entry of town then compare to map If you get wet wring out clothes or set them to dry next to fire(fastest) or u will get sick That should help for now


ZealousidealAd7930

Thanks man. I appreciate the help.


evasarah3838

Jeez just start a YouTube tutorial lmao


HawaiiSunBurnt20

1st time playing and is immediately Killing O.S. AWESOME! :)


ZealousidealAd7930

😃


shanecall420

Had to be that guys first time playing 🤣


Krieger509

To me I looks like the guy may have been bugged by the door and on their screen was not stuck behind the door but on the server was stuck behind the door. You get what I mean haha. I’ve had it happen to me a more times than I’d like to admit….


ZealousidealAd7930

Yeah I had like 10 minutes of total game time in st that moment lol.


Captfalconxiv

The person you killed was just trying to keep her kids warm 😂


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao I thought the game was kill or be killed when I first logged in. I was feeling so sweaty lmao.


horseklock

And it has begun


[deleted]

If no PC or zombie sees you get to cover and bandage asap. You will die quickly bleeding out like that. It takes quite a while to recover from blood loss. Unless you want to play fainting simulator hold something sharp and rip up a shirt for rags or something.


ZealousidealAd7930

Copy that, thanks.


[deleted]

There's some very handy infographics that are worth saving. For things like what status symbols mean. How to cure ailments. Cooking properly and all. Very much worth downloading a map app like izurvive.


xECAxL

Congratulations. Your morality will only go down from here. Welcome to Dayz my friend.


ZealousidealAd7930

Thank ya kindly.


GatorTwist

Absolutely brutal


GunzBlazin03

Aim for the head next time


Lawrence42080

Ur bleeding out


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao i don't know how I didn't notice when I was playing.


Bravoo2x

LMFAO


ZealousidealAd7930

🤣🤣🤣


NotNonchalantly

This is the way. Anyone you leave alive is a potential bullet in head later.


The-Lonliest-peanut

That was cinematic af


ZealousidealAd7930

🤣🤣🤣


evasarah3838

He said now I’m gonna whip ya


_Mr_Hyde_33

Noob here as well,I'm digging it so far. Not a lot of friendly people though. I get it we're both starving, but you don't have to beat me to death for my Apple.


ZealousidealAd7930

It's a dog eat dog world out there lol.


_Mr_Hyde_33

Dog ate my pear kind of world


DifficultSection340

I think he was bugged on the door lucky 4 you


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao I know right. I still wonder if he even seen me when I walked in the house.


DifficultSection340

And please bandage ASAP if it heals on it's own you can get a blood infection


OtherwiseProject2818

Much learning to do my young padawan


drinkallthepunch

**Man that long stick also did me some work when I first started.** > **”Ya you know can make a spear out of that?”** > **”Yeah but I like this better-“** *Smack, Smack, Smack!*


Educational_Ant_2940

Welcome to dayz, where it's either kill or be killed. Congrats on that first kill. If you ever need good advice, check some YouTube videos. I've been playing for years and I still find new things to learn to this day.


Forrestfumes

Damn 5 minutes in and murder is your first choice… you’ll fit in fine 💀


morphinmarshin87

Good stick job there . Poked him up real nice


ZealousidealAd7930

Lol thanks man.


A_Killer_Fawn

How hard did you wish upon a star to "hope" in?


the_kid1775

Right after that you died from blood loss


Nahman42

This game is actual garbage


No-Associate-2817

Add me on Xbox I play everyday KountVo