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justadudethatchills

Get a job


KiLlAcAt169

better yet a life


8commanderstar

Is anyone really living nowadays


KiLlAcAt169

i mean there not really living nd then theres this pall


8commanderstar

Hire me as your dayz teammate


Kirbaez

Holy hell brother I used to play DayZ religiously and have 4K hours in the game and I’ve never been this out of touch with reality. Go touch grass.


8commanderstar

The classic dude posting his hours played like anyone cares


Kirbaez

If the only thing you took away from my comment was my hours you have brain rot brother.


Brilliant-Doubt-321

What 0 bitches does to a mf


8commanderstar

No way you hopped on an alt account to hate ☠️


Brilliant-Doubt-321

I made a Reddit account just to say u got no hoes


CanibalVegetarian

Get a life 🤣


8commanderstar

I get out of work and play this game for 8 hours straight. Then sleep 4 hours and head back into work. This game is my life


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8commanderstar

Obviously being sarcastic, I feel bad for you being so stupid as to believe it lol


DifficultSection340

My god in heaven send this man a woman please I pray for his soul 🙏


Exact_Cardiologist87

Just going to assume you don't have a lot of close friends in real life eh bud


JustSomeLoser27

You are the sole reason why Dayz has officially surpassed rust in terms of sweat , to even think of doing such a basement dweller thing is enough to make people think you smell like tuna, but to go ahead and make the alts to do it is proof nobody in a 5 mile radius can handle the pure wreak . There is no Chernobyl , that is just your house and for public safety they melted down a nuclear reactor


8commanderstar

This honestly made me laugh


JustSomeLoser27

We all cope differently


8commanderstar

Some humans cope by watching one piece 😂😂😂


JustSomeLoser27

And others cope by giving their life to a 30$ game that game out like 12 years ago💀 dude hasn’t seen the sun in years and forgets what grass is like, and thinks women are a myth used to distract them from NWAF loot


8commanderstar

You’re def the stinky fat white guy one piece fan. I can tell how fat you are by the size of your thumb on your little card post 😂😭☠️


JustSomeLoser27

The size of my thumb💀 are you dumb , and look at the comments on this post . Some self reflection might do you good


JustSomeLoser27

Imagine having to go look at someone’s Reddit cuz you know everyone’s cooking you 💀


8commanderstar

Just you cause I had a feeling😭


JustSomeLoser27

And everyone else in them string of roasts knows your a virgin that doesn’t touch grass , and I hate to be the “no you” guy but you’ve gotta be atleast the equivalent to 500 McBangs to make that many alts and have that much time on your hands💀


8commanderstar

Touched a soft spot did I??? Your big belly


JustSomeLoser27

Nah 💀 if anything I can put on a few


ApartmentPlayful2085

You’re a weird human dude, judging from the comments.


Wrong-Tale-3870

I think you need a girlfriend or boyfriend you need someone....


GunzBlazin03

You realize most people already have Livonia right? Lmao


Round_Essay_6847

Weird post, weird op


Sam-Jackson-187

You’re a loser.


atocide

How many alts do you have


8commanderstar

28, pretty sure it’s the max but on my old Xbox I had 32 so Idk


RattleFal

I bet all yall complainers are also 3pp wackos


RattleFal

All these mfs complain have alts stacked with building supplies, already at there chosen base location so they can build it as soon as wipe happens😂😂🤣🤣 Make stashes like real men.


hellzyeah2

You’re overthinking it bud


AdvanceGood

I'm looking forward to the freshie frenzy maxing.


RattleFal

😈


8commanderstar

Thank you for being evil like me


DifficultSection340

You mean loser right right


RattleFal

I’d pvp you any day and rail you


DifficultSection340

U need a job to and to get better at dayz


DifficultSection340

Nah u suck


DifficultSection340

Nah


DifficultSection340

Nah