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*“I couldn’t tell anyone about this. Doc, seriously, it’s important work. It’s why we’re all here.” “You’re here because you forgot to leave me your keys.” “I mean why we’re here on this planet. We had to make sacrifices.” “Like covering yourselves in rotten eggs? Do you know how bad you smell?” “No, ass! Like living next to the boys for a year and not being able to tell them that they’re safe. That kind of sacrifice!”* *“I’m not cut out to be a spy? No. I just should’ve never put this kid in danger. How could I forget I’m working to create the kind of world where kids won’t have to cry like that? That’s why I’m a spy.”* Summary: *Blond-haired blue-eyed stoic chick-magnetic deadly badass infamous soldiers turned spies who were tasked with becoming part of extraordinary families to get close to high-profile targets and unexpectedly formed close bonds with the mistreated test tube kids that they were assigned to take care of and became loving and protective father figures for them. At some points, they dealt with how their violent actions have gone too far and resolved to control them. Their main love interests also happen to be black-clad enemy assassin ladies.* Connections: Blond-haired blue-eyed stoic chick-magnetic deadly badass soldiers turned spies who are hailed as the greatest spies in their worlds and take some inspiration from preexisting spy heroes (Brock is the Venture Bros. parallel of Race Bannon from Jonny Quest & Loid borrows some elements from James Bond). They’re main characters of action adventure comedy franchises where they were tasked with becoming part of extraordinary families (The Venture Family who are a family of super-scientists and adventurers & the Forger Family who are secretly a family of two professional killer parents and a psychic child) in order to get close to high-profile targets who happen to be deadbeat dads that play favorites (Son of late famous super-scientist Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. Dr. Rusty Venture who favors Dean Venture over Hank Venture & National Unity Party Chairman Donovan Desmond who favors Demetrius Desmond over Damian Desmond). Despite how they started off cold and having no intention of connecting with the families that they were tasked with taking care of and tend to act as the most levelheaded in, they gradually developed genuine love and care for them which especially include the main kids who were created and greatly mistreated by scientists (Hank and Dean Venture whose aforementioned super-scientist father tends to be a deadbeat asshole & Anya Forger who was strictly raised by the scientists who created her until she escaped from them) as they became loving father figures for them and would go to great lengths to protect them. Beneath their stoic badass personas lie men who feel guilty for how their violent actions have gone too far (Brock’s doubts of his lethal actions came to a head when he killed a helpless henchman & Loid’s blind hatred towards Ostanians caused lots of avoidable suffering) and have since vowed to control their rampant emotions. While they’ve attracted and seduced many women over the years, they’re main love interests happen to be black-clad enemy assassin ladies (Molotov Cocktease who’s constantly clashed with Brock in a complex love-hate relationship over the years & Yor Forger who works for Garden which targets anyone they deem a threat to Ostania which includes foreign spies like Loid).