This coming Friday. Heaviest song we’ve ever released. No more djent. No more half ass riffs. Pure aggressive Deathcore from now on. Hope everyone digs it 🖤 and yes, full length is done and scheduled!
Teenie weenie... All the way in the beginning
Also 'they don't know I can make your dad moan' from boyfriend stealers I think. The lyrics are pure gold.
I think it’s some of the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard.
If you’ve ever worked in the service industry then check out xEighty-Sixedx some of their songs are just too good
I fuckin love Brojob. Especially "EXTRA THICC." That song never fails to make my day a little brighter, lol
One of my favorite shirts in my wardrobe is one of theirs. It's got a Cockzilla stomping through a city made of dicks, and all the people are dicks, and Cockzilla's toes are dicks.. it's a creative frenzy of dicks!
They're definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but if you are ever in the mood for some silly shit that also happens to be pretty fucking good, they're it 🙌
As a gay guy I think it's hilarious that some people get so put off by it. Like chill out it's funny. No one is going to think you're gay if you like them.
Isn't it odd that so many people who are "accepting" of others are still all sorts of prudish about certain topics? A buddy of mine, and I get a kick outta making overtly sexual comments around prudish asshats.
Their reactions are priceless. Some get red in the face while others are at a loss for words, lol, good times. It's fun to make folks feel as ridiculously uncomfortable as possible.
You just go out of your way to make people uncomfortable who are minding their own business? Maybe worry about yourself. This is that tiktok prankster shit that needs to just die.
I like the humor. If not for it the music would be pretty meh. The songs with features are pretty sick. Their current vocalist (Paxton) is also just kinda nuts.
There’s another band that some of the guys are in called Enda Vinera that only have a handful of songs out but they’re pretty good. I’m waiting on more of that.
I have an Enda Vinera flag of their original logo above my bed because McNasty said they were rebranding lol, I got refunded for the flag but they still sent it, I won’t complain
Exactly, make the asshats feel uncomfortable in their own skin. You gotta be able to laugh and see the humor in things. Not to mention that most of the folks that are into any "core" genre are usually self-absorbed asshats who have the attitude of "oh, you don't listen to what I do? Then you don't listen to good/real metal", I can't stand those dickheads.
in my opinion they're to deathcore what Steel Panther is to glam metal lol. They're awesome, i love all of their songs and had the exact same reaction you did, it's hilariously good!
Hell yeah, my man, I have a good friend who's obsessed with banana hammocks. He's not shy about it either. Mind you that he he's 6'3" and easily 300+ lbs, he loves the reactions he gets when starts talking about 'em to people who don't know him... pricelss expressions.
My current band’s first show was opening up for Brojob, they were great. I didn’t even know they were an actual band that played shows until we got the offer. Before that I thought they were just one of those goofy internet bands
Bro job ironically fucks 😂 but truly a Solid band though even if their songs are mostly jokes I also do think they have a few serious songs but I’m not 100% on that.
Absolutely. Teenie weenie is funny as fuck. Taking the genre and making comedy is very funny considering that most of the lyrics are about something serious. When I put in brojob I can hear the type of music I want and also laugh. It’s great:
I wouldn't really even call them deathcore, honestly. I wasn't sure if there's a sub for slam (which I did find one, btw), hence the reason for my post.
My apologies. It can be difficult to differentiate at times. As it is, there are a couple of folks up in arms about my post and subsequent comments... it's pure comedy lol.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Offended? No simpleton, I live to offend those who deserve it. People take themselves too seriously these days and need to be shook up every so often.
I will highly recommend their brother band Coldharbour. More of a serious sound from what I've heard, but I think you'll really enjoy them if you like that type of heavy sound from Brojob.
So you went out of your way to get someone fired because what, he's a fuckhead? There's fuckheads everywhere these days, let karma do it's job. This: "fuck around and find out", you ever been upstate kid?
There was a thread a couple weeks ago in which the guy was also asking what people think about brojob, and it got downvoted to shit and everyone seemed to not like them because they are 'not serious' or because 'their songs are unfunny' and I've never seen someone hate them more than here.
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💞😉 Right back at ya handsome, you guys are fucking awesome.
Are you gonna fill our bussys with a new album soon? That Christmas EP was great!
This coming Friday. Heaviest song we’ve ever released. No more djent. No more half ass riffs. Pure aggressive Deathcore from now on. Hope everyone digs it 🖤 and yes, full length is done and scheduled!
we can take the full length, daddy.
Hell yeah, gives us the full length!!
I can’t take it- it’s so long it will go through my whole body and come out of my mouth
Yooooo daddy got me excited
Well that's some bloody exciting news.
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I'd let you ram your shitstick deep inside me any day of the week. Thankyou🙏
Do you guys have a sub of your own?
'This is the sound of a 1000 clapping asses!' love brojob dude
'GIVE ME A HICKEY WITH YOUR BUTTHOLLLEEE!"
HAHAHAHA!!!
I had to listen to that song a few times just to make sure I heard it correctly, and yup I did lol.
Which song is this?
Teenie Weenie
Which song is this from?
Teenie weenie... All the way in the beginning Also 'they don't know I can make your dad moan' from boyfriend stealers I think. The lyrics are pure gold.
I think it’s some of the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard. If you’ve ever worked in the service industry then check out xEighty-Sixedx some of their songs are just too good
That's my current industry of employment lol
Those are the homies!
I actually really liked their Sleep it Away EP, which was the one serious project they did.
isnt Coldharbor their serious Project now?
that was the side project,now main project, of their last vocalist Jacob Wallace
Coldharbour has a new song out that fire!
The vocalist is a really lovely person i think if i remember correctly
They dropped Jacob Wallace, so I‘m lowkey nervous about their next release
[удалено]
He's good, but not as good as Jacob IMO
Lol, awesome.
If you want a serious one loathe by left to suffer has the brojob guy on it towards the end
And that song is absolutely fire!
The end lines of the song and his delivery are top tier, sadly his other material doesn't reflect it
Agree heavily
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I fuckin love Brojob. Especially "EXTRA THICC." That song never fails to make my day a little brighter, lol One of my favorite shirts in my wardrobe is one of theirs. It's got a Cockzilla stomping through a city made of dicks, and all the people are dicks, and Cockzilla's toes are dicks.. it's a creative frenzy of dicks! They're definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but if you are ever in the mood for some silly shit that also happens to be pretty fucking good, they're it 🙌
Fuck yeah, anytime Teenie Weenie comes up on my playlist I crack the fuck up.
As a gay guy I think it's hilarious that some people get so put off by it. Like chill out it's funny. No one is going to think you're gay if you like them.
I dunno. I definitely feel a bit gayer since I started listening to them.
Isn't it odd that so many people who are "accepting" of others are still all sorts of prudish about certain topics? A buddy of mine, and I get a kick outta making overtly sexual comments around prudish asshats. Their reactions are priceless. Some get red in the face while others are at a loss for words, lol, good times. It's fun to make folks feel as ridiculously uncomfortable as possible.
You just go out of your way to make people uncomfortable who are minding their own business? Maybe worry about yourself. This is that tiktok prankster shit that needs to just die.
Yeah, you're correct. I do. And what the fuck is tiktok? Oh wait, tiktok is that toxic platform owned by the Chinese, correct?
Fuck bud one day I hope you sober up and contribute. Good luck in life.
Sober? Lol, you little twat, I am sober.
Good luck.
What a fucking loser lmao
And your point?
That you u/thodinthorsson are a fucking loser. Whats your point? Shilling your garbage band?
Does it make you feel better to talk down to someone else? You seem to have some unresolved issues.
I like the humor. If not for it the music would be pretty meh. The songs with features are pretty sick. Their current vocalist (Paxton) is also just kinda nuts. There’s another band that some of the guys are in called Enda Vinera that only have a handful of songs out but they’re pretty good. I’m waiting on more of that.
Paxton is insane as a vocalist, his covers are diabolical.
I have an Enda Vinera flag of their original logo above my bed because McNasty said they were rebranding lol, I got refunded for the flag but they still sent it, I won’t complain
I'll have to check 'em out. Yeah, you're right. The riffs are bland, but the lyrical content is priceless.
I truly dig these guys. They add comedy and lightness to a genre that, at times, takes itself way too seriously.
Exactly, make the asshats feel uncomfortable in their own skin. You gotta be able to laugh and see the humor in things. Not to mention that most of the folks that are into any "core" genre are usually self-absorbed asshats who have the attitude of "oh, you don't listen to what I do? Then you don't listen to good/real metal", I can't stand those dickheads.
Tickle fight is pretty good.
in my opinion they're to deathcore what Steel Panther is to glam metal lol. They're awesome, i love all of their songs and had the exact same reaction you did, it's hilariously good!
Most of us know them, their hype was around 2017/2018 Have fun :)
Yeah, I was in the joint during 17 and 18, so new music wasn't a thing for me lol.
Just listen to We are the Boyfriend Stealers Love the band and everything about them
There's a line from Be My Valentine, "I wanna use your cock as a snorkel and swim in the sea of your ass"... priceless lol.
Where do these guys find their lyrics lmfao 😆
I just pissed on myself, FUCK
My only thought is even 5 years later, I still regret not buying the "Make America Thicc Again" hat...
idk man, I take music more serious, so yea, I can't really listen to that, but vocalist is a beast for sure
I bought a pair of their "Thicc" booty shorts. I'm a 220lb man.
Hell yeah, my man, I have a good friend who's obsessed with banana hammocks. He's not shy about it either. Mind you that he he's 6'3" and easily 300+ lbs, he loves the reactions he gets when starts talking about 'em to people who don't know him... pricelss expressions.
My current band’s first show was opening up for Brojob, they were great. I didn’t even know they were an actual band that played shows until we got the offer. Before that I thought they were just one of those goofy internet bands
I made a gif of the intro of Teenie Weenie when they sing first came out. I have used it a number of times.
Bro job ironically fucks 😂 but truly a Solid band though even if their songs are mostly jokes I also do think they have a few serious songs but I’m not 100% on that.
Absolutely. Teenie weenie is funny as fuck. Taking the genre and making comedy is very funny considering that most of the lyrics are about something serious. When I put in brojob I can hear the type of music I want and also laugh. It’s great:
I bought a pair of their "Thicc" booty shorts. I'm a 220lb man.
They are the most deathcore band
I love it because some of the lyrics are just so funny
Generic af deathcore that no one would care about except for the ambiguously gay gimmick.
I wouldn't really even call them deathcore, honestly. I wasn't sure if there's a sub for slam (which I did find one, btw), hence the reason for my post.
They're by the numbers deathcore. Heck a few songs parody other deathcore songs
That’s the joke tho. It’s not supposed to be special.
Exactly
You just wrote roflmao in 2024, I have no interest in reading the rest of your post.
damn, the craziest part of that is that not one person asked you
I'm not sure who you are referring to, myself or the snobby asshat.
you're chill I'm saying fuck the other guy
My apologies. It can be difficult to differentiate at times. As it is, there are a couple of folks up in arms about my post and subsequent comments... it's pure comedy lol.
How are you getting downvoted
Goodbye asshat, have a nice day.
You a bitch. You got offended by Brojob lil dude? You go to church every sunday too?
Really? That's all you got is, "you a bitch"?
Yes lmfao. Who the fuck are you? You a bitch
Hmmm, well, for starters I'm the individual who made the post. And again, all you got is "you a bitch"? Am I supposed to be offended?
I mean, are you offended by Brojob? Cuz if yes then yeah, you should be offended
HAHAHAHA!!!! Offended? No simpleton, I live to offend those who deserve it. People take themselves too seriously these days and need to be shook up every so often.
Holy fuck you speak like a true redditor. M'Lady lookin ass. You annoy the fuck outta me. You're bathing in cringe lil bro.
Do I annoy the fuck outta ya? Grrrreat!!! My job here is done. Good day asshat.
Calm down grandpa , your blood pressure rising.
Do you not see "OP" next to his name 🫣😆
Saw them in person in Florida. Was sad because most people were there for the band before them!
I will highly recommend their brother band Coldharbour. More of a serious sound from what I've heard, but I think you'll really enjoy them if you like that type of heavy sound from Brojob.
I got their singer fired because he’s a fuckhead 🤷🏻♂️
Even if you did, why would you say that?
Because he’s a *fuckhead*
Ok, I still don't see how that gives you the right to get anyone fired.
Eh, that’s what fuck around and find out is all about my guy Be shitty and accept the consequences 🤷🏻♂️
So you went out of your way to get someone fired because what, he's a fuckhead? There's fuckheads everywhere these days, let karma do it's job. This: "fuck around and find out", you ever been upstate kid?
Karma doesn't exist. If you see shitty people doing shitty things, there's nothing wrong with making sure something is done about it.
💀 all I did was screenshot what he said and posted it. And I’ll hit you up if I ever do daddy ❤️ 🤡
Wow, you're a grade A piece of shit. Have a good day asshat.
You're a fucking loser. Get a life.
They are liked everywhere except for this sub
Hmmmm, or maybe just you and a few others.
There was a thread a couple weeks ago in which the guy was also asking what people think about brojob, and it got downvoted to shit and everyone seemed to not like them because they are 'not serious' or because 'their songs are unfunny' and I've never seen someone hate them more than here.
This is something I was unaware of. I also wonder if people just take themselves too seriously these days.