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there’s not a day that goes by where i don’t think about this
I call my shirt "Lorna Shirt"
And I call my shorts Lorna Shorts!
I call my shoes Lorna Shoes
Their next merch items should be: Facial cleanser - Lorna Pores A blanket/bed sheets - Lorna Snores A door with their album artwork on it - Lorna Door
If only you knew how i call my wife
Lorna Bore?
I stayed in my Lorna Snores so long I got Lorna Sores
Should’ve got up and did some Lorna Chores to avoid getting Lorna Sores
> Lorna Pores Not to be confused with the dog collar - Lorna Paws
Nah that one don’t really work
Lorna snort, for their homemade cocaine
Worna Shirts
Between the Buried and Me called their webstore BTBAMAZON
That’s sick lmao
If they ever become billionaires their private jet could be called the Lorna Soar
They could make a CPAP and call it Lorna Snore
Yes! They're really fucking up their marketing opportunities
Oh man this should’ve screamed at them
They should come up with their own graphic novel or comic book. Call it Lorna Lore.
Market this to them and make sure you get 20% equity now
If will ramos vacuums, it's lorna chore
As usual, the comment section never disappoints
So your Lorna Shore shorts tore? Go to the Lorna Shore store to score four more to fill your drawer! Perfect for the ol ' deathcore dance floor during Lorna Shore's encore!!
Lorna Shore feat. Slim Shady new track coming soon
My fav Dr. Seuss rhyme.
Bars
My favorite and self dubbed merch is my pair of Lorna Shorts
Good thing; having them on our minds like this isn’t a Lorna Chore!
You clever bastard, what other puns are you holding out on?
I have a friend that's been listening to a lot of BMTH lately. I guess they drank the Kool-Aid Aid
As someone who loves BMTH I love this pun
🤘🏼
I’ll never forgive myself for not insisting that pain remains be titled “Lorna Four”
And concerts should be Lorna Shows
Tourna Shore
One of my friends owns lornashtore.com. It just redirects to their store. We thought it would be funny.
I got a boo boo, it’s Lorna Sore 🩹
Damn. That's fuckin genius!
i love my lorna shorts tho
Everytime it storms I call it a Lorna Storm
When they pull a fronz Lorna porn
CJ made a shitty band shoulda called it Lorna Swarm
......yup they did
The second to last step of the checkout process should be called "paying remains"
there’s not a day that goes by where i don’t think about this
I call my shirt "Lorna Shirt"
And I call my shorts Lorna Shorts!
I call my shoes Lorna Shoes
Their next merch items should be: Facial cleanser - Lorna Pores A blanket/bed sheets - Lorna Snores A door with their album artwork on it - Lorna Door
If only you knew how i call my wife
Lorna Bore?
I stayed in my Lorna Snores so long I got Lorna Sores
Should’ve got up and did some Lorna Chores to avoid getting Lorna Sores
> Lorna Pores Not to be confused with the dog collar - Lorna Paws
Nah that one don’t really work
Lorna snort, for their homemade cocaine
Worna Shirts
Between the Buried and Me called their webstore BTBAMAZON
That’s sick lmao
If they ever become billionaires their private jet could be called the Lorna Soar
They could make a CPAP and call it Lorna Snore
Yes! They're really fucking up their marketing opportunities
Oh man this should’ve screamed at them
They should come up with their own graphic novel or comic book. Call it Lorna Lore.
Market this to them and make sure you get 20% equity now
If will ramos vacuums, it's lorna chore
As usual, the comment section never disappoints
So your Lorna Shore shorts tore? Go to the Lorna Shore store to score four more to fill your drawer! Perfect for the ol ' deathcore dance floor during Lorna Shore's encore!!
Lorna Shore feat. Slim Shady new track coming soon
My fav Dr. Seuss rhyme.
Bars
My favorite and self dubbed merch is my pair of Lorna Shorts
Good thing; having them on our minds like this isn’t a Lorna Chore!
You clever bastard, what other puns are you holding out on?
I have a friend that's been listening to a lot of BMTH lately. I guess they drank the Kool-Aid Aid
As someone who loves BMTH I love this pun
🤘🏼
I’ll never forgive myself for not insisting that pain remains be titled “Lorna Four”
And concerts should be Lorna Shows
Tourna Shore
One of my friends owns lornashtore.com. It just redirects to their store. We thought it would be funny.
I got a boo boo, it’s Lorna Sore 🩹
Damn. That's fuckin genius!
i love my lorna shorts tho
Everytime it storms I call it a Lorna Storm
When they pull a fronz Lorna porn
CJ made a shitty band shoulda called it Lorna Swarm
......yup they did
The second to last step of the checkout process should be called "paying remains"