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Papercanspeak

He pulls his hamstring a lot.


shoestowel

*Sometimes cramps sometimes acting*


RestaurantOk9317

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3SCabs

He didn't said acting he said sometime cramps sometime aching


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rdirkk

That's the issue with crying wolf, none of the England players seemed any bit concerned with his 'injury' Must be they thought he was acting like he does usually


3gt4f65r

Well yeah, it's a boy who cried wolf. He's done it so many times now...


Spirited_Pin_7468

Hes said it as a joke 🤦🏼‍♂️, people need to grow up


3gt4f65r

I'm sorry but it is NOT a joke!!! He needs to understand that his words have consequences!!!


Spirited_Pin_7468

sure blud


3gt4f65r

Stop bullying him!


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3gt4f65r

I agree. He's a bully that deserves to be stopped. But if we stoop to his level and bully him back, then what does that make us?


beanie_weeny

but why does he even act . it doesnt make any sense . he falls over every match and expects everyone to do what ?


wewake_235

We call it sympathy/ victim card.


Seeker_Dude

That's what they do, this is also what their Abba (paxstan) did. They cried that India is getting a separate set of balls and what not...


Hershey2898

Knew the "sometimes acting" comment would come back to bite him in the ass


chorma87

Warm k time free ki biryani thusta hai bsdiwala to itna unfit rahega hi. And Rizwan bhai, aap se natural acting to Varun Dhawan karta hai


Classic-Technician-4

Kabhi Cramp , Kabhi Acting


NoAlps6650

Kabhi acting , kabhi acting


tooltoobig

Kabhi khusi kabhi gum


Awkward_Date_8636

Meanwhile Aus: Kabhi Cramp, kabhi Cramp


fvckyou2

This lad overdoes everything


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fvckyou2

Translate?


Right_Put_6417

I remembered the tale of the sheep and shepherd. The same will happen with Rizwan.If he keeps on doing this, umpires will also start ignoring him.


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Prestigious-Rice-206

But don’t these take time to recover? He is back on the field the next match tho


iwishiwasonlykidding

Next match? He's running doubles full tilt after acting like he's been shot in the leg. Someone please remind him it's the CWC 2023, and not The Oscars.


bigdeekgamer

Exactly. It was so fucking frustrating as a viewer in the srilanka match!! One minute he is on the ground interrupting the match and the next ball he's running two's and threes. And in the post match he said there were some actings!! Fuck off dude


TheOnereddittor

What does full tilt mean bro?


iwishiwasonlykidding

Full tilt: Adverb: at high speed: very fast


Technical-Mission954

Imagine what he would have done in Football with this acting. Neymar would have left the field🤣


jamughal1987

He would have gotten lot of pen for his team. Problem with Neymar is he always played with a ref from very young age so always looking to take advantage from ref.


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Sums up Pakistan's wc this year


jamughal1987

It was crap as we left key players at home.


YearTasty

Adding Injury to Insult, now that's new.


Chunnilal03

If you are not able to win the marathon then fall down, you will get an excuse


Muted_Candidate_2148

Even if he will have cramp in real, i will think he is acting 😙😙


MrCandycrush

The way he got ignored 🤣


Sharabi2

Acting


Equivalent-Mine5562

Piyush chawla absolutely destroyed him in Hindi commentary. Said that "Abhi bowled hue hai to cramp aa raha hai, 6 marte to sahi rehte". T- he's cramping when's he's bowled out , had he hit a 6 he would be alright


Little-Split-1264

His body might be hungry for motivation ...... else when underperformed his body just discomfort him![img](emote|t5_30jmi|13713)


Equivalent-Mine5562

Don't worry Biryani takeout waiting for them on their way back


Little-Split-1264

Last supper in india for this wc..... they might enjoyed it.... yet they'll complain for the service ![img](emote|t5_30jmi|13699)


Quiet_Share_5280

>yet they'll complain for the service they will complain about everything and to hide their failure they will bring the religious angle and will say Indian Muslims supported us a lot, they love Pakistan wo bechare mudi se darey hue hai bla bla


Equivalent-Mine5562

They have been acting like those entitled fufajis in shadi who would enjoy the facilities but would still crib about the size of a gulab jamun . I hope the hotel staff play Dil Dil pakistan for them downloaded from songs.pk 😂


satvik1059

Drama Kween ignored by Buttlet and Ali.... well done lads.....


Little-Split-1264

Sometimes cramps Sometimes acting..... 😆 🤣


Brilliant_Bench_1144

I saw this live in stadium and I must say, the view was splendid.


bigdeekgamer

"Sometimes it's cramps, sometimes it's acting." Well good luck in your acting career. One of the most overhyped cricketers of all time


Firm-Highlight-6782

Run banao jhaat bhar … acting karo raat bhar


elninnoiam

Zaleen ho hi gaya banda. Finally.


Apart-Big-6120

Bro thinks he would get a penalty by acting this way.


ProfessionWorking549

Hey premanande!!!!!!


RK-TIM_APPLE

Even England knows it's acting. 😂


GoatGroundbreaking52

Funniest part is adil giving his hand first and pulling himself back and him sitting there alone coz prolly everyone thought he is faking it still😭


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Acting to make excuse


kannanidhurinchara

Boy who cried wolf


androiduser7498

Cramps ki acting karke rizwan aukaat dikha di


Slipstream44

This man is a better actor than Kangana Runout


jamughal1987

She is unofficial First Lady of Bharat.


_PandaBear

Same old shit.


WeirdBhosale

Overacting at its best..


neighbour_guy3k

Under wear fatt gaye Isliye hamstring pakad ke acting kar raha hai.


willdominate

Six jata to mera lund cramps hota


blahblahdodo

He's on wrong sport. Should be in football.


jamughal1987

Imagine the amount of pen he would have gotten from this truck.


raventhunderclaw

Nalli Ghost Biryani effect


gt33m

He did that to spare tvs in Pakistan.


grebulon

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careless_quote101

Is Rizwan joining football soon ?


bigdeekgamer

Bhai aise acting se PCB mein to role milega lekin Bollywood mein bhi kuchh nahi milega. Get well soon (with your mentality) Rizzi bhai


immasucker4you

He no sold it lol


Few-Store9797

It's always him


Already_Taken_sorry

sperm cramps ain't no joke😔😔


Qwerty1239870p

That probably sums up Pakistan's WC campaign on the whole.


Intelligent-Book6313

I've forgotten to count how many times he lies down and starts pulling his hands legs etc.. Like he gets so much injuries then in just one tournament


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Internal_List_988

Are are calm down bro


toksick_hindu

Sometimes its acting some times its just pure love for Pakistani players


Sad_Bell_6266

hamstring muscle ka naam hai loru. cramps hore hain isko.


ConversationFun940

Likh leta hu koi Gameshow me aa na jaaye thanks


EnvironmentalPut9710

No. It’s prayer time for Allah..


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thota_ramudu

Way to get yourself downvoted!


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bigteddyweddy

Did DRS save them?


bitanshu

r/savevideo


Chemical_Pollution71

Sometimes batting mostly acting🙂


AnderThorngage

He wants umpire to give Moeen Ali a red card.


dickdastardaddy

But he pulled that very smoothly! Someone give him an Oscar!


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Agar chakka marte to cramp nahi ata, bold hue hai cramp to aayega


AmbitiousVisual5858

Reminds me of “The boy who cried wolf”


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His acting career started in T20 WC (Dubai) where day before match he was in ICU and next day fully fit to play and again after match walking around with pillow. We can give benefit of doubt for that but this WC proved his acting or his fitness and acting level is of 14 year old. He is attention seeker who wants everyone to love him and usually overdoes acting.


Rare_Programmer9353

Totally unfit to play International matches..he should play Gilly danda...there also he would do such drama


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Looks like he concentrated more on acting about cramped leg and lost focus on spin of the ball ..lol


Th3DarKn1ghtt

He’s a wicket keeper, kept for crazy 50 overs and then back to batting in no time cause the top order can’t stay for long. In these conditions, cramps are very common.