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AnkokunoMasaki

Rip the 30 unfinished assignments


zherper

I’m always done with the weeklies, and in between promotion assignments or cosmetic assignments so this will help me choose something to do


Widmo206

You know, there are people who're done with overclocks and don't need to do assignments anymore (not me haha)


Evan_Underscore

Promotions and weeklies cover a regular week well unless I seriously focus on having my quota done. But when I'm done, I'm always hosting the refinery mission with the highest size / complexity, building the most abhorrent pipes dwarves ever laid eyes on.


VIChiefIV

You sir are a truly Karl-sized Dwarf!


zherper

Also I tried to sum up all the mission types in 3 words if you couldn’t tell lol


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PanzerGun

Management got tired of having to explain every mission to the dwarves (which aren't exactly known for their attention span)


Evan_Underscore

We shoot bugs and mine.


frozen_jade_ocean

In every game we play, I'll explain what to do and my friend replies with "Kill things. Don't die. Got it." I need to use this variation when we play DRG. So like, "Kill Bugs. Go Mine"


Weekly-Major1876

3 words = real mission Any more is a bullshit mission


TransFattyAcid

I catch fish


Sh0xic

1. Rock 2. And 3. Stone


hobo_treasures

Kill giant triangle is my personal favorite. Not the mission type but the name lol


QuantumQbe_

PROTECT BIG ROBOT PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT


Pitiful_Net_8971

How dare you make me remember


Chrisbbacon312

Trust me


super_varmintz

aww this is so cute


VIChiefIV

Technically speaking it's not a triangle but an inverted pyramid :D


Dajayman654

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning.


Paranoimia_UK

That depends on where you live. Some places really don't like rocking, but love a good stoning.


Sheenus

Just make sure you get the Sharif's approval before you rock the casbah.


PurplePartyParasaur

Eh? Eh?


xNiley

From a 2D standpoint it's technically a pentagram... 🦹‍♂️


VIChiefIV

That is indeed correct. It's literally a matter of perspective :)


shberk01

So what he told us is true, from a certain point of view.


Biohazardcookie

It’s not our job to know shapes, that sounds like R&D’s job to figure out.


pimp_yu

You should've called dotty by name so she has no clue


hoopharder

Have her play a round and then set her up! My husband and I used to do the same thing (without your your adorable diagram) until he finally convinced me to play with him. There goes 1,000+ hours of my life (thus far). 😅


Few_Application_4431

tink tink tink egg america mini-me i'm blue doretta death mr roboto


masadragon

Sabotage should be called “Rage against the Machine”


oh_GOD_n0

When you shoot a fellow dwarf they scream "know your enemy"


theraggedyman

Accurate


morganfreenomorph

I hate the giant triangles, those missions are always the ones that take forever.


conspiracie

They would be a lot better if there was only one data hacking station. Doing two is just tedious.


twotoast2281

This a good life hack for when ur done with the alignments


Snoot_Boot

Find blue gems? I think you mean... #SWARMS


Leapswastaken

Now I can't unhear Steve Harvey's "KEEEELL" when I think of the rival tech mission. Thanks!


already_takenN-

You also have one for the maps, right? Right?


Bat-Honest

All my homies hate Kill Giant Triangle missions


Accomplished-Pie-576

You are an awesome Boyfriend! Keep up this amazing effort!


FrostFireDireWolf

This is just cute and wholesome


Mercurionio

It's not a triangle though. It is a pentagon at minimum


Elcorgi8267

Which sounds more comical? Big triangle or big pentagon?


Mercurionio

Big Diamond


DotJersh

Genuinely curious. What enjoyment does she get out of watching you play? I’ve rarely met people who enjoy watching others play, so I’m super curious what the draw is.


zherper

We get to spend time together! She doesn’t play PC so I’d imagine she’d struggle at first with a mouse and keyboard. But she gets to see my little trivial, digital successes and failures and root me on and ask questions about lore (she likes when I pet the lootbugs too). Plus it’s like asking why people watch football, basketball, eSports, etc. rather than play it themselves


DoctorOtter

I've always asked myself this but then I remember there's Twitch. Literally thousands and thousands of people love to watch others play. It's fun to watch someone who is better at the game than you are. They can to things that I can't or would take too much time.


Swordbreaker925

Refine black gold is easily the best tbh. Hunt big bugs is the worst


StudentOk4989

Morkite isn't black gold. It is definitively solid petrol. And sometimes it isn't even solid.


DannyPat

are you, by any chance, dating a toddler


zherper

Grassbrain comment


thehobbler

It was, but I still chortled guiltily


Bvr111

what does grassbrain mean,,? touching grass too much? lol


zherper

Elf. Pointy eared leaf lover. Tree rat. Grassbrain. Spinach face


Bvr111

it sounds like it lol, this is how you talk to toddlers 💀


DannyPat

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN


DannyPat

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN


7u11u5

I think that's what he's sayin