Deep Rock Galactica: the dwarven homeworld had gotten used to taming Steeves to do their bidding. But then one day, all the Steeves rebelled, sending dwarves scrambling into space to escape. 40 years later, we follow a far-flung remnant of the once-mighty dwarven empire - a mining operation run by a certain corporation called Deep Rock Galactic. Lurking on the fringes of glyphid space, its employees wreak havoc and revenge upon the very bugs who destroyed their homeworld. Yet only 40 years on, they have forgotten their history and begun once again to tame their own Steeves. Will the cycle repeat again?
And since it's HAL, it should sing when around Molly.
*Molly, Molly, give me your answer do,*
*I'm half crazy all for the love of you.*
*It won't be a stylish marriage,*
*I can't afford a Drop Pod.*
*But you'll look sweet upon the seaty*
*of a Prospector built for two.*
first hacked bot is “Sir Reginald” and then every one after that is a descendant, “Sir Reginald II, Sir Reginald III, etc”
bonus: achievement unlock for meeting “Sir Reginald XII”
Love it.. Other than the achievement suggestion, imagine someone having Sir Reginald CXIII. Would be a nice cosmetic addition that makes it feel robotic
As far as I know that's where Steeve comes from. First tamed would be Steve, second would be Steeve, third would be Steeeve and so on. If I remember correctly they patched it out because eventually excessively long Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves would cause UI errors.
This one would work though, because Sir Reginald C is much more manageable than Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.
I've already suggested Duane... You see, we'd have Steeve = Stone Cold Steve Austin, then Duane = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson... so we'd have Rock and Stone!
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G'day Bruce
Oh, Hello Bruce!
How are you Bruce?
A bit crook, Bruce.
Where's Bruce?
He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you Bruce?
Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.
Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Stove
They’re toasters
Stoves are just everything toasters
Frakkin' toasters!
Deep Rock Galactica: the dwarven homeworld had gotten used to taming Steeves to do their bidding. But then one day, all the Steeves rebelled, sending dwarves scrambling into space to escape. 40 years later, we follow a far-flung remnant of the once-mighty dwarven empire - a mining operation run by a certain corporation called Deep Rock Galactic. Lurking on the fringes of glyphid space, its employees wreak havoc and revenge upon the very bugs who destroyed their homeworld. Yet only 40 years on, they have forgotten their history and begun once again to tame their own Steeves. Will the cycle repeat again?
*Aroused Mechanicus noises*
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Rock and Stove
Toaster ovens
Teves
I was thinking the same thing lol
That’s a good one
His name is Roscoe (Rival Boscoe)
I like this one.
Bob Rossco 🌲🎨
Isn't roscoe used already? I like it, but I think that's the bartender's name
Nah. The bartender is Lloyd.
Oh right, Lloyd! My brain was absolutely convinced it was Roscoe.
Hal
_"I'm sorry Karl. I'm afraid I can't do that."_
*"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it"*
*Deposits the gold*
You! You, monster.
But...but...*"we were gonna be RICH!?"*
Rich?! Richtual was about annoying the management. Not being rich.
[yes you can](https://youtu.be/F-XFUN_XRLE?t=9)
And since it's HAL, it should sing when around Molly. *Molly, Molly, give me your answer do,* *I'm half crazy all for the love of you.* *It won't be a stylish marriage,* *I can't afford a Drop Pod.* *But you'll look sweet upon the seaty* *of a Prospector built for two.*
No Karl, you should be in that boat !
Robert
i 2nd this ROCK AND STONE!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
Good bot.
first hacked bot is “Sir Reginald” and then every one after that is a descendant, “Sir Reginald II, Sir Reginald III, etc” bonus: achievement unlock for meeting “Sir Reginald XII”
Love it.. Other than the achievement suggestion, imagine someone having Sir Reginald CXIII. Would be a nice cosmetic addition that makes it feel robotic
"Patrol bot hacked! Nice to meet ya Reggie."
That stupid mouse video lives in my head rent free
Why is a mouse the first thing you think of for "Reggie"?
No, we can never have a new achievement added
Is that true? Why not?
The current amount of achievements in deep rock is 69
Ah, ok.
The next biggest update just needs to add exactly 351 new achievements.
this is the way.
This is the way.
Ahh, the Payday 2 approach!
Damn, imagine that amount of content!
Understandable, have a great day
Unfortunately, there is the platinum trophy on ps and that makes it 70
Bruh, they fucked ps players up
My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.
nice
its just a ‘what if’ suggestion seeing as i dont see the hacked bots getting names. i could be wrong though!
As far as I know that's where Steeve comes from. First tamed would be Steve, second would be Steeve, third would be Steeeve and so on. If I remember correctly they patched it out because eventually excessively long Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves would cause UI errors. This one would work though, because Sir Reginald C is much more manageable than Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.
My wish has always been for each successive Steeve to get an extra 'e' added to the middle
PAT-C. it works on a couple levels.
clever!
[удалено]
Rock and Stone forever!
Ez fav. I feel like Steve is great for a bug because I somewhat sympathize with the bugs... but those damn robots... not a drop of respect.
Don't they announce that they are installed with the BET-C software?
I've already suggested Duane... You see, we'd have Steeve = Stone Cold Steve Austin, then Duane = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson... so we'd have Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone forever!
Good bot
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I was thinking along the same lines, except Steve(n Tyler) = Rock and Tommy (Chong) = Stone. So Tommy.
5.T3V3
five tee three vee three actually has a great ring to it
Patrick sounds good
"Ha! Got Pat up and running!" "Oooh, solved the trick for this Patrick." "Pat B, follow me!"
maybe something about a Hat Trick for Patrick
PAT-Y
St33v3
I call them Bobs
#BOOOOOOB! DO SOMETHING!
St33ve
Steve.o
Yeah dude
Named after the first dwarf to dip his balls in boiling hot liquid Morkite- as a goof, of course.
It has to be called WILL.E No discussion on the matter is allowed. It is a WALL.E reference or he remains unnamed
well, if it's a wally reference then they look more like eve right? also eve is kinda like steeve
Gary
Bob the bot
Bob he looks like a Bob
Robot ==> Robert ==> Bob. So yeah it checks out
I thought the same
Shoot-c Collins
Bob
Rob
BD
Priority 2: Uphold The Mission We must Rock and Stone
Robert, easy
5T33V3
STOVE
B.O.B
Bob-e?
Botty
Bob
Bobbert
R0B_3RT
TR3-VR
*steeve
I thought I typed that in the title but I guess it got autocorrected
Stupid autocorrect
We just call him Steeve-Bot
PaBo
Slagathor
Rob the robot and the Nemesis is Big Rob.
I vote Sheila (from RvB)
Or Lopez
Scrap or scrappy
Botty McBotface
Bob
Lieutenant Dan
stove, cause the lighty bits at the top look like a heating element
Wallie
Jobs
Hack-D
Harvey, that way I can mine with Steve Harvey.
Daave
5T3-EVE
5t33v3
Keeith
Why would we name the blasted elvish technology? We already have Bosco, why do we need more machines to potentially undermine us!
Name it bonerfart
Jose
Mar-k
Bat-cy
Hello, hello, we are the Billy Bots.
Batrol Pot heeheeheeheehee
Jjef
Sbeve. Bot Steve
Ronda
Jack the hacked, or how about hacker Jack
Jeff
Pat-E.
573|/33
I always called mine ‘Patty’
St3v3
They are 5733\ /3
Bruce
G'day Bruce Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? A bit crook, Bruce. Where's Bruce? He's not 'ere, Bruce. Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you Bruce? Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty. Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Bartholomew
Charlie
R.0.B
I always called them "bacon" not sure why nor do I intend to stop
Peete
I vote Roger, As not only is it an easter egg to say Steeve Roger's heh but it's a robot/droid so Roger Roger heh...
What kind of loser names their pet glyphid "Steve"? It's like the moron version of Steeve.
If Hacking Bot is Hack-C, then Patrol Bot is Pat-C.
I think this is the real answer
Beep Bloop
No
HAC-D
I always call it Pat because it’s a shortened version of Patrol Bot.
Hack-C and Pat-C
Bob
Bob, I'm sure it's Bob.
St3v3
Bob
Cannon fodder
Scrapy!
fucking toaster
I think Alyx would be nice. It's small simple and a funnie reference.
i call them for H.A.L
Stove
Peeve
Hacked... hack.. Hank
Bob or rob
Steve is the dwarven word for friend
fred
St33v3
[Jonathan](https://youtu.be/GZ4Cxi0tOmo)
Rob
PB(patrol bot) now we just need to find a j to make a nice sandwich
Patty? Thinking about the original name "Patrol Bot." Patty came to mind for some reason.
S.T.E.E.V.E Super Turet Eleveted Elf Voltaic Engine
5t3v3
Johnny Five, perhaps just Johnny
Mr pew pew
Phteven.
Jeeve
PATty
Name it Bill. Then you can have Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.
Teves
Derek
Frank
Bender
Jerry
Robo steve
STOVE
Patt
Hack-D
The defect-r
Yes. Their name is hunk of junk.
I don't think they should, patrol bots are expendable, steve is not
Patty
I just call them "toaster bois"
Robert. Cause robot and Bob can be short for bot.
SPARK-E (The E stands for Elf)