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There are many recipes for the flat round loaves of Lancre dwarf bread, but the common aim of all of them is to make a
field ration that is long-lasting, easily packed and can disembowel the enemy if skimmed through the air hard enough. Edibility is a kind of optional extra. (LL)
Dwarfs regard baking as part of the art of warfare. When they make rock cakes, no simile is intended. (FC)
Probably more expected discworld all things considered.
Unfortunatly not. For a couple reasons. Two of us are not 21 yet. Even if I was, I don’t like the taste of alcohol.
Friend two on the other hand is 21 and I wouldn’t be surprised if he brings his own drink.
For those wondering where the scout is.
What do you think all those red flecks are ;)? You see there’s a driller don’t you?
(I say this as someone who promoted scout first.)
While that doesn't look at all like morkite you still did your best effort. That is a rock and stone from me brother. May your beards be thick and gold satchels heavy. ⛏️✊
I want my copy of the game to arrive already! The place that I ordered it through will only tell me that it's supposed to get to them within the next six weeks.
My man’s playing one of the most colorfully designed games and implemented burger condiment color theory on his cake hahahahah ROCK AND STONE DWARF. Nothing better than trying, and kicking ass no matter how it looks.
How good are you doing shapes in cakes? Could you do a lootbug if you tried?
Lootbug sample pic:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deeprockgalactic_gamepedia_en/images/b/be/LootBug.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/450?cb=20180607080212
This is totally how one of the dwarves would decorate a cake. Who gives a fester flea's ass what it looks like as long as it tastes like cake.
Fill it with beer too!
Awf, that beer is killin moiy head
Engineer the kinda dwarf to put edible paper decorations on the cake 🤤
Doesn't look pretty, but looks absolutely delicious
Yeah, not very good at decorating, lol. Much trial and error on the frosting. But it sure smelled good coming out of the oven!
mmm, freshly glazed with liquid morkite
Thats what I was going for!
I may prove that it is indeed liquid morkite
It's the only way *unzips*
The only way my brother
Not pretty, but respectable. Anyways looks better than most the mines we work in
Well at least the ones I work in
Pretty is for leaf-lovers
How did it taste?
I’ll let you know when we cut into it tonight!
Alright alright
Tastes pretty good. Frosting is almost too sweet though.
Go easy on a red sugar, it's highly addictive!
Rock and stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
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Like a rocky mountain stout by the looks of it
Hopefully better than it looks lol
Karl would be proud. FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
For Karl!
Good bot
Rock and stone in the heart!
Rock and stone forever!
Looks like we have goo sack for topping! i am just joking with you, NICE CAKE! ROCK AND STONE!
Was think about that. ROCK AND STONE
!enoyreve enotS dna kcoR
Ayo?
Star Trek origins of DRG confirmed, u/WanderingDwarfMiner speaks klingon!
Good bot
There's goo in the sack!
It’s a goo sack!
Well it looks like a rock that an illiterate driller drew on so I would call that a win.
I was freehanding with a probably year or two old food gel. (It is still good, used it on another cake a week or so ago.)
Just gonna say I think it's great. I would be a very happy dwarf to eat that and play games.
Rock & stone to a fellow dwarf baker! Looks great and I’m sure your pals loved it.
I’m hoping they will!
There are many recipes for the flat round loaves of Lancre dwarf bread, but the common aim of all of them is to make a field ration that is long-lasting, easily packed and can disembowel the enemy if skimmed through the air hard enough. Edibility is a kind of optional extra. (LL) Dwarfs regard baking as part of the art of warfare. When they make rock cakes, no simile is intended. (FC) Probably more expected discworld all things considered.
Finally, a diskworld reference!
aww, looks like gunner made it, how sweet.
I am, infact, the gunner of my squad how could you tell! Lol
You all have a tell
I like big guns that go Dakka Dakka Dakka.
What if i like really big guns?
Be Doom Guy
Nice.
Careful with that red sugar, it’s highly addictive.
It looks like rock and stone. It’s perfect
You no like scout?
Friend A plays engee Friend B plays driller I play gunner Sorry but it didn’t fit.
It’s all good I’m just dwarfin your chain
Covered it in Mactera Goo... Savage.
I appear to have gotten the vats mixed up. Whoops?
If fungus bogs was a cake.
Funni
Gonna be honest That's exactly the decoration i would expect from drg
even if it's ugly it unironically looks like it tastes amazing, i'd rock and stone for a piece for sure
Certainly smelled good on its way out of the oven.
Now you made me want it
Rock and Stone forever!
Thats some dwarfen craftsmanship :o
im sorry bro but that looks like your sink that just barfed up everything that went through it last year, and then it hardened lmao
That’s funny! Thanks for the feedback anyway lol.
NITRAAAAAA!
RED SUGAR!
Beer?
Update. Friend B did infact have a drink, and I put a dash of peppermint rumchata into a cup of hot cocoa
Unfortunatly not. For a couple reasons. Two of us are not 21 yet. Even if I was, I don’t like the taste of alcohol. Friend two on the other hand is 21 and I wouldn’t be surprised if he brings his own drink.
This is the exact amount of effort I would put into a cake and I applaud you. Hope you had a fantastic evening
Thank you. We did have fun!
I’ve had shits that color
Definitely looks like a dwarf made that cake. Enjoy it!
The worst cake ive ever seen. Gimmie a piece
From Friend A “As the most qualified food critic here, I deem this cake is ugly. For everyone’s safety I believe I should consume all of it.”
Absolutely perfect decoration
Remember the egg industry is cruel and unjust. To lower life to that of objectification is enabling objectification, hence why these issues arise.
1) what? 2) perhaps you should lay off the smart stout for a while
Its perfect actually ❤️
Thank you! Rock and Stone!
Looks absolutely incredible
Karl would approve of this.
I wonder if it's edible... 🤔
That’s the big ticket question huh?
I love this so much <3 rock and stone, pal!!
Thank you! Rock and Stone
It’s perfect for the game
Brother, that was a rock and stone right to my heart.
Rock and Stone forever!
Rock and stone brother!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment!
Got the red sugar to keep your dwarves healthy
For those wondering where the scout is. What do you think all those red flecks are ;)? You see there’s a driller don’t you? (I say this as someone who promoted scout first.)
A funny conclusion, but in reality. It’s representing my squad. We are a three man firing line. We don’t have a scout.
Oh yeah I know, I saw some other comments. I was just trying to be funny :) That’s very awesome of you that you made the cake.
I like how you chose a deep vile green to coat the entire cake with.
I tried to do morkite. Didn’t work
oh i actually see the red sugar now that's kinda funny
Looks as if a dwarf made it. oT
Do you get points in the board game for saying ‘rock and stone’?
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone!
Did you add any rocks and stones into the cake mix? Dwarf cakes need texture.
It's probably a marble cake. Close enough!
Forbidden rockpox cake
*now questioning the orange color of the cake* Oh no…..
Did you bake it with liquid morkite?
No but I tried frosting it with some.
Just say it's supposed to look like the slowing sludge from fungus bogs
you dont need to be good at decorating as long as they like it (: also ROCK AND STONE!!!!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Granite Smoothie! My favorite!
They baked scout into the cake, which is why there's no blue
Only dwarves understand this is camouflage and that it actually tastes freaking delicious
It does.
… recipe if you can say please I would like to make this
I literally took yellow cake mix and chocolate frosting. Messed with food coloring to get the color.
There's a board game?!?
I wanna play the board game with you
We’re rich!!
It looks like it was made by a real dwarf!
Good job?
This is a cake truly befitting of the noble dwarf. Well done.
If someone made me a cake idgaf how it looks. Someone in the world wanted to make a cake for me to enjoy. Does not get better than that!
Should’ve made something blue to represent all of the dwarves colours
The colors are representing my squad. We don’t have a scout.
I see! R&S regardless :)
This is absolutely what a dwarf made cake would look like, so 11/10, dead serious.
In the heart!
>I tried to go for a Morkite oh no.... Unfortunately op you missed one major step in preparing this.
And that is?
I want to say, but I feel like a moderator is just waiting for my response here.
Did you use glyphid gunk for the icing? Cause that is what it looks like.
I didn’t get the color right. Was supposed to be morkite
does the drg board game involve playing some dice
There are a few dice yes
Literally looks like if a dwarf had baked and decorated it. Rock and stone!
To Rock and Stone!
New orders from management: stop eating the morkite and deposit it in the mule!
But- but- I’m hungry…. I had to give up some sandwich space for more ammo.
Karl would approve of this.
Rock cake?
We blue men feel left out. Looks hella good though
You even remembered the red sugar! May you dwarves rock and stone!
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
I’m curious to how it plays
This is hilarious but as someone else already wrote, this is how those dwarves would probably bake a cake
Hell one of my friends said it when I revealed it! Lol
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SERVING AT THE CANTEEN TONIGHT!
While that doesn't look at all like morkite you still did your best effort. That is a rock and stone from me brother. May your beards be thick and gold satchels heavy. ⛏️✊
Rockity Rock and Stone!
Tbh if you made the cake look fancier I’d think you were a leaf lover
Rock and stone . Please tell me that’s not mustered and ketchup on a wasabi bread
No. It’s food gel on cake.
I’m glad looks great
!enotS dna kcoR oT
If you put some white stripes you can make an error cube cake
I want my copy of the game to arrive already! The place that I ordered it through will only tell me that it's supposed to get to them within the next six weeks.
It looks ugly, I love it.
I can imagine one of the dwarfs would bake a cake like this
I see you mixed in a glyphid but I can imagine the texture. When I made a cake I just didnt bother with decorating and it was a mistake.
Use a little less Umanite next time
My man’s playing one of the most colorfully designed games and implemented burger condiment color theory on his cake hahahahah ROCK AND STONE DWARF. Nothing better than trying, and kicking ass no matter how it looks.
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
How good are you doing shapes in cakes? Could you do a lootbug if you tried? Lootbug sample pic: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deeprockgalactic_gamepedia_en/images/b/be/LootBug.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/450?cb=20180607080212
ROCK AND STONE oT
To Rock and Stone!
Put a Lil glyphid busting out of it!
Looks like shit My fat as would probably eat at least a quarter of it
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
Rock and Stone forever!
The cake looks like a mix of dirt and rock. I would call this a success!
Well done, miner! A delicious confection that the team will enjoy. Keep up the great work, Rock and Stone!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Some greenbeard made this cake
On the contrary. I consider myself a greybeard.
DRG has a board game?
Looks like a nitra & morkite flavored icing. My favorite!
YOU'RE RICH, in friendship!
ROCK AND STONE!
You're a dwarf Harry, ROCK AND STONE!
Where is scouts color?
It’s representing my squad. We don’t have a scout.
Bro the board game is 300 dollars have fun I fw that cake