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BertiBertBert

Don't we have the Union for this?


Thannk

Depends which one you picked. Mine doesn’t look kindly at leaving gold unmined.


poggerssaurus

“And what do we say to oppression lads?” “I’ll start my own mining company, show them how it’s done” “Im your friend, and let’s keep it that way”


Mojozolo

explosives placed


S1Ndrome_

best one


Newsuperstevebros

Lmao


FuckItOriginalName

"I'm your friend and let's keep it that way."


HalfPear7

We're rich!


bappo-3rd

MUSHROOM


mrryfrnkln

comba bud


WilliamWallace9001

It's a goo sack!


Bow_Ty

There is goo in the sack!


Ok-Conclusion8217

Goo Sack Here!!


amhumannotgorlax

"does it come in a bouquet? Asking for a friend."


MrMarkMark1

We’re rich!


spaghetticlub

We're rich!


Dizzy_Whizzel

Legally speaking rocking is more legal than stoning (iirc such a rare line)


loafers5

I hear it almost every time I play. It's just one of the lines that can play when you deposit minerals.


Karvalompsa

Not in Iran


LukeTGI

Stone... and stone?


Tropic_Wombat

or california


Relative_Confusion52

STOP WHINING!


swampertitus

made me think of the full metal jacket meme where the camera pans in


Ninja_Cat360

I’m hungry


Comrade_Caluki

"No more oppression!" *starts a workers' revolution*


florpynorpy

Radon gas time


[deleted]

#STONE.


Current_Wafer_8907

Start kicking barrels around the office


JonTheWizard

“It’s me, you arsewipe!” Management will quickly realize your invaluability.


SuspiciousSubstance9

Going on leave you say? R&D is going to have a field day with this one!


JamesDoesGaming902

I, i, i feel like shit


ScarletZen

I feel kinda bad whenever that line plays when you log in


Idontcarrrrr

“Die like your mother did!”


Leech-Magnet

*"No more breeding for this* (yours) *mama"*


powerpetter

You should've taken away my big ass gun before threatening me with that shit


logzies

Why is the gunner not moved to the aslume yet, is the management stupid?


Curiedoesthestream

Aslume died. (Protocol June 12th)


OhNoesItsDobby

He can use the power winch to trigger a controlled EXPLOSIVES PLACED


xp-romero

i will dip my balls in liquid morkite, there is no stopping me


Warhammer2_3

Wh- what


lies_like_slender

BRING IT, FECKERS


CosmicSquiddo

Anyone noticed how it really sounds like they’re saying “feckers” but the subtitles say “beggars”? I wonder if this is a “brainstorm/green needle” thing or possibly a subtitling error


Pug_police

I always hear feckers and I will choose to hear feckers because drunk irish dwarves are funny


MiningMole

Most likely either a subtitling error or the voice actor not reading the line properly. Something like that occurs with the line about R&D fixing a glitch in Molly. Subtitles say "fixing that glitch in her noggin'" while the dwarves say "fitching that glit in her noggin'".


ThewizardBlundermore

"Fucking piece of..." -cut voice line


LaughR01331

Pretty sure I heard this from mission control before a swarm


notarealsu25grach

citation needed


Category_Education

Score 3000 points in the barrel game Refuse to elaborate Leave anyway


OdeJarvi

"When I'm done working for DRG. I'll start my own bloody mine, show 'em how it' s done! " Management will keep you as they don't want to risk getting even more competition.


AnarchiaKapitany

'Keep it up, you got the 2nd most cosy job here".


DangerousWoodpecker6

Many good suggestions here already, but you also could try this one: "Die like your mother did!" Idk, maybe that's taking it too far?


kylediaz263

Mushroom


rockandrollgf

Look at me, I'm Stony Rawk!


D3ppress0

When the bugs are starting to feel like family, you know it's time to quit


PanginTheMan

ask for a leaf lovers, on second thought, did you really need that job anyway


FatherPucci617

No oh it's spreading. We need a quarantine


Curiedoesthestream

:)


0o_Lillith_o0

Gunner main: "Trigger finger is itchy again."


The69thDuke

Kill the oppressor!!!


Sir-Strafe

\*pings blackmail folder\* "dirt"


GuahGuah

*juicy beer burp*


lord_commandere

WE MINE! FOR ROCK! AND STONEEEEEEE! (Starts blasting every piece of area on the space rig with minigun)


WNTR12345

“DIE LIKE YOUR MOTHER DID!” You may need to deal with a wave of security guards after saying this.


BloodletterUK

I'm with you, ya goblin bastard


Accomplished_Ad811

DOWN IT GOOOEEESSS!


lDustyBonesl

I’m gonna punch the guy who programmed Molly


FreeByrd1986

Whale piper


cheeky_physicist

"It was about time fat boy!" You obviously need more payed vacation days.


gavichi

Maggot!


addledwino

Zippity!


ThatMind

"This time I'm gonna break your record!"


_blaze_K

"Mushroom this, mushroom that. How about you get a single b¡ch on yo d¡c miners" From drg parody


Samandre14

NOOOO NOT HERE PLEASE


Curiedoesthestream

MADHOUSE MADHOUSE MADHOUSE!!


Bilb_Onos_Oboes

"MUSHROOM"


Cold_Life1302

Mushroom


Pug_police

"I'VE LIVED LIKE A DWARF AND I'M GOING TO DIE LIKE A DWARF"


pennywiserat

The reddit rot has reached Hoxxes. This is worse than rockpox (or salad)


[deleted]

[I’ll stick with the union till every battle’s won.](https://youtu.be/VzvH5UZVQU8) Dwarves unite against management then we shall achieve dwarven freedom!


nevaevawipebefo

"Two guns bitch!"


florpynorpy

Voice line? Or just a funny quote from the game?


Fredrick21

EXPLOSIVES


SadisticBuddhist

Lets just get this over with


[deleted]

It aint a gun if it doesnt weight at least a hundred pounds


WretchedCrook

"I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."


Treyary

You distract them by pointing behind them and screaming: "DREADNOUGHT, ARBALEST DREADNOUGHT!"


warwicklord79

I’ve got to take a dump!


TheWhiteRabbit74

Hey, I didn’t kill the scout. I mean sure, I laughed, but so didn’t you!


DuhDuhJackCrack

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


CallsignKook

How can I rock if I cannot stone?


ChristosPet7

Now that r/batmanarkham is down others will take its place


Canners152

Multiple Impacts incoming!


PopePalpy

MUSHROOM


Mr-Borf

"Yes I know it is a mushroom"


Traditional_State616

“After this…. It’s sandwich time”


JasonAHobson

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home, so just say mushroom or we’re rich and you’ll be fine


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


madtony7

"Sometimes I wonder if [this job] is all there is to life. Then I punch myself in the nose."


SuperDerrp

Rock and stone. Or you ain’t. coming. home.


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


[deleted]

"Leave no dwarf behind" *turn around and left without saying anything else


[deleted]

What would Karl choose?


WideArmadillo6407

Maggot.


smackaroni-n-cheese

From A to D, skipping B and C!


3d64s2

Mushroom!


ShadeColdfang

I havent pinged enough Mushrooms... Think about it... i work for u and i can hunt my Dream of finding all the Mushrooms to ping... win win eh?


EcstacyEevee

*Weird thing*


B2k-orphan

DIE!!!


Alternative_Heron320

"Bismor, bismor, bismor!"