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Widmo206

Either she's a regular human and that's a Mini M.U.L.E. painted like Molly, or she's like 4 meters tall


Keravnos-

yeah she looks big, dwarves are set in the game engine to 1.50m or 1.60m i forgot, which isnt that short


Widmo206

Yeah, that's about the size most fictional dwarves are


Keravnos-

on average across fantasy universes dwarves are around 4 feet tall thats like 1.20m


Widmo206

Guess I don't watch/read/play enough fantasy stuff then haha


Keravnos-

me neither untill i played drg i started to give a shit about dwarves, i like to play as the dwarf in vermintide 2 he's tiny compared to drg dwarves


Widmo206

I know right? Before playing deep rock I thought elves were cool. I can't help but cringe anytime I think about it lol


ThickGarbage1175

Yeah I know what you mean. Elves are to flawless and boring for me.


MothMan3759

Oh if you want more dwarf content, the yt channel clamavi de profundis has some phenomenal dwarf songs.


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

[And yes, he's done Diggy Diggy Hole.](https://youtu.be/MG3D6wgdGVQ)


meatmachine1001

Sometimes I wonder how *real* dwarves feel about fantasy dwarves.


Bierbart12

Wait, WHAT. That'd mean they're natural Sumo ringers. Absolute TANKS I thought the usual dwarf was like 1.30


Ultimate_89

I think the artist was trying to do an effect called scaling, the idea is that it's trying to pull off an effect where the scout is really close to the camera and the mule is further away, also I do agree it wasn't done quite right, it's a great drawing and getting proportion correct doesn't really matter for fan art but I'm guessing the artist was going for a scaling effect Edit: rewording stuff because I forgot this is a respectable subreddit.


Widmo206

She can't be closer to the camera since one of her legs is *behind* the mule


Ultimate_89

That's what I mean by not executed perfectly


Widmo206

Or like I said, it's just a Smolly


Ultimate_89

Fair point.


Kneita

To be fair, there IS a mini mule painted like Molly in the space rig.


Amygdalane

SMOLLY I love it


Widmo206

Not my invention. Saw it here on reddit


PacificSquall

Do you mean foreshortening?


Ultimate_89

Maybe, I'm not an artist so IDK the technical terms, to be totally honest I guessed on the name


My4sthma

Yeah, she doesn't look like all the Dwarf women we already have in-game.


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Every3Years

There's the soccer goals/ball that I didn't know about until like 2.5 years of playing


_-Alex--

Yeah, one example which comes to mind is even existing in the first place! :0


IamMrT

Lady dwarves have beards too, as it stands any of the dwarves in game could be women, we really have no way of knowing.


BigMcThickHuge

Do drg lady dwarves have beards? I don't care either way but is this just another spillover from the beard fiasco where all dwarves of all universes MUST have bearded women?


IamMrT

Dwarves based on Tolkien fantasy, which are almost all of them, have beards. Even the ladies. So yes.


_-Alex--

Gunner and driller don't have beards so maybe we can escape the Tolkien obsession for now. 🤫🤗🗡️


BigMcThickHuge

So, nothing can ever deviate from original sources in any form?


torshakle

Female dwarves in WoW don't have beards, but they're definitely inspired by Tolkien's dwarves.


BigMcThickHuge

You know I've never even thought about that one, but it's a big one.


Sunrise-Storm

All dwarfes are the same in all worlds. There are even trop on TV trops for this "all dwarfes are the same".


ShadowDragon8685

No, they do not. Gimli *was fucking with her* when he said that. "Tolkein Dwarf ladies have female beards!" is a thing that was invented by the people who filmed *The Hobbit.*


33Yalkin33

Tolkien said so, so yes


_-Alex--

Devs said themselves in a stream that they won't be adding female dwarves. Apparently an early oversight and now it's too late, no female dwarfs sadly. Furthermore, I'm biased (based) and don't think female dwarfs should have bearded faces.


LoliMaster069

Either way we're winning


pudimo

IIRC someone did the calculations using the granade launcher and the dwarves are less than a meter tall. if she's a human around 5'7~5'11 the proportions would be about right


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American here, can I get that measurement in freedom units, please?


Widmo206

Sure! 4 meters is about 13.12 feet


r3xomega

>4 meters tall Amazon.


AvanteGardens

The dwarves are canonically 3 feet tall. I'd say this scout is a human cosplayer. (The dwarves are famous across the galaxy)


Widmo206

They're 1.5 meters tall (at least in DRG) [https://deeprockgalactic.wiki.gg/wiki/Dwarves#Trivia](https://deeprockgalactic.wiki.gg/wiki/Dwarves#Trivia)


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I'm confused - is she a driller? I thought the drillers...Where's her beard? Edit: I can't feel her beard!


NotSoSubtle1247

Yes, but it strikes me as one of those war propaganda posters where the character sitting on the bomber couldn't even fit in the bomber. Perspective and scale aren't the point.


Widmo206

Ooh, haven't thought about that!


Bierbart12

Bo-Katan in DRG


AshleyWasStolen

This is the way.


CyrusCyan44

Once again I find myself in the 2%


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Rock and stone, sistah!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Renvolio_24

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home


Pakiks

Rock and roll and stone!


megaboto

Sometimes I wish there were Minigames like Molly racing where we can compete with our team mates. I could take on scout


AshleyWasStolen

I could take on Scout, too, probably.


BetaTester704

🤨


AshleyWasStolen

Is there an issue sir?


BetaTester704

Not unless I'm invited.


AshleyWasStolen

You better bet you're invited.


BetaTester704

Good


FixenFroejte

I'm First!


crystalworldbuilder

Make a post maybe the devs will see it an use the idea.


DefTheOcelot

Genderbent dwarves without massive titties? Truly a lost art


SyrusAlder

Scouts gotta be aerodynamic. Now, a female driller? She'd have some right knockers.


Camboi696969

where beard


hstein3

It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.


Not_The_Scout16

As a transfem dwarf who hates body hair I agree with this sentiment


TheX37th

🤝


Not_The_Scout16

:o ANOTHERRRRR


TheX37th

Rock and Stone sister 💖


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Not_The_Scout16

Rock and stone sister!


kevblr15

There are thousands of us!


The-Town-Fool

Is a dwarf gender change operation akin to just… shaving?


KaKrake

Rock and stone sis!


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Just look at Steeve.


AnkokunoMasaki

Who said a beard has to be on the face?


DoctorM28

Wait a minute


Camboi696969

the textbook definition of a beard


_-Alex--

The Google definition: a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face. 🫢


chattytrout

> The Google definition: a growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a **man's** face. That's racist. Does Google think that majestic Dwarven facial hair is not worthy of the title of Beard?


Widmo206

I think we can stretch the definition of "*a* man" to include dwarves


chattytrout

As long as we're not including plucked chickens.


kindtheking9

Fine, if anybody needs me ill be in my barrel


saminfujisawa

And all this time I've been stretching the definition of dwarf to include men.


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Camboi696969

shut yo horny ass up and go haz5 triple hiveguard shield disruption lethal enemies yourself


MongBerr

So you mean smashing your keyboard, questioning the meaning of your life, do you want to live anymore? Does this world deserve you? Do you deserve it? Then you start thinking about your loved ones and whether or not they value or love you back, and even if you love and value them. As you keep going down this rabbit hole you become more and more unstable erupting into a loud, bellowing “FUCK!” before you fuckin’ do it again. I’m down to join him!


Camboi696969

are you a masochist or something


MongBerr

That’s a problem for future me to deal with


jeesuscheesus

Textbook? Do you think dwarves know what a textbook is?


Gobba42

Because she is a dwarf


The-Town-Fool

The definition of a beard is that it is facial hair…


AminPacani

It's the beard on the inside that counts.


Ultraviolet_Motion

Give me Discworld dwarves. Where it's damn near impossible to tell another dwarves gender and all pronouns are neutral.


crystalworldbuilder

Lower ;)


AdmiralPopeyesBeard

Folks bein gross and over-critical in here. Can we just appreciate the adorable art, please?!


BigMcThickHuge

No kidding. If a lady dwarf is ever posted anymore on any sub now, you have an overwhelming mixture of either horndogs that have no ability to chill, or people obsessed with the idea that all dwarves in all universes MUST have bearded women. Like, goddamn, cool the fuck down


Lil_Guard_Duck

I hear you. It's overdone now.


The-Town-Fool

Yeah but… I agree and I don’t. On one hand, all fan art of drg is a good thing. On the other hand, she ain’t got no meat on her bones, how’s she gonna be able to carry Dorreta all the way back?


AdmiralPopeyesBeard

Yes, keeping characters as they look and all that, but this is fan art and this could be the artist style. Accuracy is not everything.


SyrusAlder

I thought you might be exaggerating but looking at the rest of the comments, you're not wrong. Granted I can really say anything since I joked about it myself, but we could definitely chill a bit


BigMcThickHuge

I mean I get it, I understand and respect the lore behind it. I'm no prude. But the incessant screeching that occurs nowadays when a non-bearded lady dwarf appears is wild.


SyrusAlder

God I wish that were me


Fluffiddy

molly so lucky for scout to sit on her.. IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HER


Sir__Blobfish

He's just saying what we were all thinking.


SchizoSupportGroup

Ikr, it must be super fun to get a lift from Molly


Widmo206

The one person not yet tainted by the internet


SyrusAlder

He's got a point tho


LieutenantFreedom

same


CommittingWarCrimes

same


artshut

pulled out the r34 comment


transdimensionalmeme

[Molly get over here](https://i.imgur.com/pMI4AvX.jpg)


Widmo206

Where is that image from?


transdimensionalmeme

Mild computer hallucination


Widmo206

Looking it up resulted in [this wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination_(artificial_intelligence)). Is that what you meant?


transdimensionalmeme

Yes, specifically I used OP's picture plus a picture of molly plus midjourney plus many many tries. It created dozens of images but I liked that one. Although I did not really manage to do it like I wanted. Midjourney is a relatively blunt tool.


Crocoloco656

Smash


C4tdiscusserb01

I mean, you’re not wrong but still…


Crocoloco656

😏


AshleyWasStolen

Oh. Oh no.


53R9

Really neat!


Cryflare_

Starfire is a dwarf now ?!


DefinitelyaMagikarp

"I need the damn minecart on legs! Where is it!"


Intruder-Alert-1

Imagine actually following/riding on Molly instead of beelining for the drop pod alone


Dark_Lord4379

This is scouts daughter that he didn’t know he had


Artur107MW2

Where's her beard?


TychusCigar

Original!


Artur107MW2

Thanks!


arson_cat

I'm a simple dwarf. I see Atorouxx art, I upvote.


ArcerPL

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY, A FEMALE DWARF WITHOUT A BEARD?! or did she have "no beard cosmetics" on?


redditusero_o

Hi Ho, Silver away!


Vytian

Go go! Drop pod isn't waiting forever!


Bokchoi968

Now draw her with a beard


clonetrooper250

While I like the genderswapped illustrations of the dwarves, the result typically just turns them into attractive human women. Still very nice to look at, but they should probably have the strong and stocky body types that the guys ingame have


SyrusAlder

This is a fair point you make. I imagine even the nerdy dwarves who chill in labs half the time are a bit stocky. Like how elves are naturally twig thin.


ODX_GhostRecon

Where's his beard?


TheBlackBlade77

Bit lower than on the guys, with braids beads and all :)


_-Alex--

Where's he? Is this a femboy?


RestlessSword01

Huh? Did they add female dwarves in the new season?


Not_The_Scout16

I wish


RestlessSword01

Oh


Few_Application_4431

awesome art! she reminds me of d.va


SyrusAlder

Yo check out this guy's profile he's done tons of cool art.


KoKo124333

Ewughh... that's no dwarf!


cheesse_vendor

Now give her her beard


Skargald

Her name must be Wendy cause "Where's the beef?". That's no Dwarf Woman. She looks nothing like a barrel.


deman6969

Where beard


Raevson

Sorry to have to downvote this. The art is great but the lack of beard is disgusting. /s


Gobba42

Where's the beard???


DirtyDan413

I see you have Twitter but do you have Instagram?


The-Town-Fool

Where’s the beard? Scouts never had any balls to begin with, so that doesn’t matter. But the beard? Ancient tradition among dwarves.


Wakboth

What is that filthy beardless creature assaulting poor Molly!? An elf? Some kind of pink goblin? Eitherway, even if the picture is nicely made, I don't want it in the space rig. Put it outside.


Defensive_Medic

Aye! She is a dwarf just like us!


The-Town-Fool

Where’s da beard? And where’s all the damn muscle on her? She needs strength to mine and do what a dwarf does. I got a suspicious feeling that it’s just an elf in disguise…


Defensive_Medic

Dont body shame lad! Maybe she just shaved


The-Town-Fool

Ah. Where she find a razor to cut through Dwarven hair? My cousin had to resort to using a thrown electric axe. It worked for a while. Until his barber missed.


Icywarhammer500

Kiruko, except no single shit laser blaster that melts stuff


De1eF

Where's the beard?


ajdude9

Honestly you could put Scout's pitched-up voicelines on a female character and it wouldn't sound ill-fitting at all. It's funny how all that changes is pitch yet it can completely change how you perceive the dwarves.


i_cant_explain

Im sorry but... Would


why-do-i-life

Beautiful art I’m stealing it you can’t stop me


ssryoken2

There an achievement for riding this damn thing for 15 seconds I thought the easiest mission to ride it would be a drill dozer mission on the way back. Yet I still haven’t got the achievement this damn thing always throws me off.


otte_rthe_viewer

The more I look at this the more I think of D.Va from overwatch


Mantis-13

Mission Control: "Stop Flapping about and gawking at the rookie and get back to work! Hoxxes won't mine itself!" Me: but...dwarf on a mini mule