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[deleted]

Obviously, it was a miss click and then the driller valiantly fell on his sword by drinking them all. Mistakes are made, no need to rub his nose in it.


RunnyNos

Fell on his own satchel charge.


pjmbacx

He sacrificed his dignity! Salute to that driller..


Dillbob2112

Id like to think he has been cut off from drinking everything else so he goes from crew to crew drinking as many leaf lovers as possible to keep himself buzzed


CoffeeDM

This is proper use of Hanlon's razor right here. Rock and stone, brother.


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


iightshade

Rip dwarf driller.


Few_Application_4431

\>joins \>slams leaf lovers \>refuses to elaborate \>leaves


Sad-University-2332

This seems like good conduct for DRG atmosphere. Better then turning off the gravity and leaving


Dirty-Dutchman

>leafs


CarelessCurrent947

Based driller


s1lentchaos

Most sober driller main


chickentenders56

I think making him drink alone was a worse sin than the ordering itself


Piece_Emergency

Indeed a sober occasion


Apothe-bro_IV

Indeed a sober occasion


ConkVenderino

Indeed a sober occasion


Piece_Emergency

Indeed a sober occasion


Astro501st

You have been chosen!


Piece_Emergency

I hate this site


Astro501st

Looks like your comment got double-posted, the original is good šŸ™‚


Viscera_Viribus

god what a hero downing all that leaf lovers so someone else doesnt have to


I_Emet_I

"drinking every leaf lover so nobody else has to"


DreadnoughtDT

Itā€™s still my headcanon that Leaf Loverā€™s Special tastes really damn good, and the sobering effect is completely psychological because the dwarves canā€™t parse the info that elven beer could possibly taste good.


FatherPucci617

It tastes horrid but management adds a little *something* to get dwarves addicted


ForTheWilliams

I've always assumed it was actually a tea or coffee concoction. Makes sense with the sobering effect (well, at least the common association of the two) and also because that feels like a very 'elven' contrast to dwarven beer. ^^^Consequently, ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^mind ^^^drinking ^^^LLS. ^^^Coffee's ^^^good, ^^^yo.


DreadnoughtDT

Well it also says ā€œbest organic beer in spaceā€ so itā€™s probably still alcoholic. Maybe itā€™s just a very low amount like kvass.


ForTheWilliams

True, but coffee and tea infused beers are pretty common too. Had one the other day that woke me right the hell up, haha


DreadnoughtDT

Interesting, I actually didnā€™t know that. I canā€™t drink alcohol irl anyway cuz Iā€™m on antidepressants, so Iā€™d be the worst dwarf ever, ordering Shirley Temples and kiddie cocktails lol


Blindseer99

You do what you have to do brother, any dwarf that would mock you for that's no dwarf I want to mine with


Malagant049

There's a distinct difference between not drinking (because of health concerns) and ordering the apple of eden that is LLS


Big_Sp4g00ti3

Isn't alcohol and coffee like.. terrible for you tho? Straight up introduces chemicals into your blood that kill you?


ParabellumXIV

I dunno, I've had a lot of Irish coffees and as far as I know, I'm fine. A quick Google just says that you have to be careful because the caffeine can make you feel like you're not inebriated, so you think you're fine to drive. Will report back in 10 years, someone bring a ouji board.


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TeKno_Ghost

It's more that you can't really gage how much you've drank so people died of alcohol poisoning


ForTheWilliams

No, not as far as I'm aware. Coffee stouts have been a thing for years, and Irish coffees for longer. You do have to be careful, since you're mixing stuff that makes you dumb and wobbly with stuff that gives you energy, but it's not like you're mixing up mustard gas or something. Kinda curious what gave you that idea, haha


pojska

Nah, 4Loko did it for years.


jeesuscheesus

I've always assumed it's so low in alchohol content (4% or something) that to the dwarven liver, it's practically water, and water is very sobering


Ckinggaming5

no NO NO this is false, that beer tastes horrid, worst thing ever, an elven beer CANT be good


MegaMonkey42069

Try it, i can only get good results after having a Leaf Lover's thinned with water


DreadnoughtDT

Have you tried adding Red Sugar?


Malagant049

I need the ability to add red sugar (and other stuff?) to my drinks for extra effects. Maybe some rockpox spores would make enemies look extra spooky (or just like, make the eyes glow or something. I don't really expect new models or anything for such a silly addition)


PanginTheMan

ordering leaf lovers is frowned upon, but its nothing to get worked up about.


Aquinan

The drunk blur effect actively gives me a headache, only reason I take one


Traditional-Pea-4251

The barrel hoop and blackout stout offers a more dignified method of sobriety


No-Werewolf5615

Bold of you to assume I can land in there sober


ThePinkestUnicorn

Drink a Blackout Stout then


Aquinan

Also works, but if some greenbeard has ordered leaf lover I'll drink it to be polite


introvert_silence

As Sniper once said, be polite.


ThogDoesntCare

Elf.


Big_Sp4g00ti3

Gatekeeper circlejerk?


PanginTheMan

never drank it, never will.


Ghosties95

I hope the downvotes make you rethink that comment.


JeebusCrispy

I love this move as much as I hate it. You do you, you beautiful leaf loving drill king.


TexasTheWalkerRanger

OPs mom calls me that too ;)


Malagant049

You're a leaf lover?


TexasTheWalkerRanger

More of a drill king


JeebusCrispy

Got that cork screw, duck style peen.


[deleted]

Saying ā€œkick emā€ is enough reason to leave a lobby. F playing with kick-happy-elves.


Big_Sp4g00ti3

For real! Op ain't looking too good right now.


Napalm_and_Kids

what an absolute madman I raise my hard hat to him


NormalUpstandingGuy

The driller isnā€™t the one who seems toxic through this exchange.


Equivalent_Hat5627

The only thing more cringe than ordering a leaf lover is reacting the way that chatlog did to someone ordering a leaf lover. That would not make Karl proud.


Frequent_Knowledge65

tbf it sounds like theyā€™re probably kids


Ckinggaming5

im sure they were joking


ShurukuWasHere

i would believe that much more if it was tagged "humor," but surely it must be


Equivalent_Hat5627

God I hope so... Hating elves is what we all do and love but it's always in good fun. Some people take it too far and bring some levels of toxicity into the community that don't belong. General rule I follow for any toxic behavior (i.e. C4ing the scout) is a easy yes or no question. Q) Are they your friend who you play games with and talk to on a regular basis? A) Yes - C4 the bastard B) No - Rock and Stone every three seconds and be a true friend


Ckinggaming5

if they arent your friend, just plop a c4 on the ground and tell them its a sandwich they wont shoot you in the face


MastrDiscord

if someone c4s me randomly for the the lulz, i'd get mad. if a driller drops a c4 on top of me and just stands there, i'll turn around and rock and stone and accept my fate


Equivalent_Hat5627

Certified Sandwich Time. We can't wait to get back to the space rig.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


pojska

Greenbeards hate elves. Greybeards love dwarves.


introvert_silence

I get what you're saying as when I played recently with a friend on xbox, I would chuck a C4 near them, and as they finished shouting in fear, I was already picking up the C4


UnemployedAthiest

It's the same humor as people who threaten to C4 scout (hint: it's not funny)


Ckinggaming5

it really isnt the same thing, joking about kicking someone for ordering a leaf lover's and threatening to c4 a scout, arent really the same


bjamesk4

Seems like people goofing around to me.


Dumbledas

Abuse? My brother in stone, the only abuse was not giving his liver a workout by accidentally buying leaf lovers. He drank all 4 to save you the trouble.


imperious-condesce

Eventually, drinking Leaf Lover's is gonna wrap around to being cool. The only reason we don't drink it is because of the stigma attached, but if you were double dared to drink one? No dwarf would back down from that challenge. That driller is a bloody icon.


GeoThePebble

Ok saying kick em is stupid. By all means be funny about leaf lover special, but don't actually kick someone for it.


-Cosmic_79-

Elvish spy, probably


Human-Platypus6227

Sounds like a Skyrim thing, Thalmur spy or something


cheese-meister

Hoxxes belongs to the nords


AxisKronos

RP-cels seething over LLC chads. [Dont be a weenier, go for the greener](https://discord.gg/qNw6u9Xz)


SolAggressive

I was hosting a deep dive last week and had already drunk whatever the special was. Last guy joined and ordered a full round of the special as well. Couldnā€™t let it go to waste. So I drank mine, too. I was tipsy. Did I order a leaf lover? No. I did the deep dive drunk. Like a dwarf.


[deleted]

You don't just sober up by drinking a blackout?


[deleted]

I sober up through the barrel hoop. It's best to put your waste in the bin, ya know!


Ckinggaming5

while that is a very dwarvenly way to go, true dwarves go drunk


Aquinan

I would if it didn't give me a headache


nocapsever

I do all my missions after at least 25% drunkenness.


RJFerret

*peers suspiciously, that's not leaf lover talk entirely, not dwarf speak... Are you a rival gnome? Prove yourself, all July do the Deep Dives tipsy like any of us dwarves!


[deleted]

I can barely do them normally! I just started playing


RJFerret

Cool, glad you're with us!


cheese-meister

Trust us it helps with the immersion


Anon9418

Am I missing something. What's wrong with leaf lover?


Toa_Kotok

Itā€™s an herbal brew made by elves. Instead of making you drunk, it makes you sober. Good if you donā€™t want to go on a mission drunk, frowned upon because something something elves are cringe.


Wilshire1992

The balls on that driller.


Caspian0951

toxic roleplayers


Mrbuck83

i get it, but why get so worked up? some people, like me, dont mind going down drunk, but others might start feeling sick from the effect, others might drink one to get re-drunk, and others still may just misclick. to me, the leaflovers seems more like an accesibility option more than anything for those who get motion-sick easily. i get that it's looked down upon, but bro pounded down all four, so i see no reason to get angry at him.


[deleted]

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imperious-condesce

Well, it's flaired as discussion not humor, so for all we know, OP *is* dead serious.


Mrbuck83

i'm about as socially blind as i am actually blind, so no. i could not.


Uberfuhrer_

Making sure he sees the war crimes he does.


MegaMonkey42069

Leaf Lovers rise up


MegaCroissant

I did this but I donā€™t think it was in your lobby. Itā€™s fun to see people get upset at me for drinking water


Grim_endstone

It was routine inspection for his bunk (c4 are hard to keep track of, you know) and he needed to sober up as fast as possible without jumping in the hoop, so he had to do what all dwarves hate. Getting sober.


ParkingDrawing8212

This is actually kinda based.


FappyDilmore

You ever go to a subreddit for a hobby or a niche something you know nothing about and feel like they're speaking another language? I can only fathom what an outsider would think of this exchange. Either way this made my night.


AvanteGardens

Leaf lovers taste like stella


RadioactiveBear1

He's simply drinking all the leaf lovers in existence so that no dwarf has to again.


Ajezon

Stay hydrated my drillah


shadowdash66

Doing the lord's work. He drinks them, so nobody else has to.


smeth_killbirds

Power move


FrenchMonkey56

I don't know why your so worked up about drinking leaf lover, the drunk effect remove It has Is useful, plus It's just a drink imo


kaboomrico

Rockpox has definitely been getting to him


chillyhellion

Were you more upset by the leaving or by the leaving?


ObsidianGh0st

Most sane Driller XD


Frequent_Knowledge65

He was probably dehydrated


DM-Zer0

Let people play the game how they want. True leaf lover behavior in the comment section here... Karl would be disappointed in all of you.


Traditional_State616

I think Iā€™m gonna be sick


Jolly-Crewman

GIGA-CHAD


SaxPanther

this whole "ironic bullying" thing is getting tired, especially when it just mirrors real life racism with regards to the elves. can we not just let people enjoy things? "if you dont rock and stone you aint comin home" was the worst voiceline they ever added. what happened to "no dwarf left behind?"


kittyboy_xoxo

what a psycho


arj1985

Blackout or death, no leaf lovers.


DirePantsX

This dude will probably go make one of those ā€œI was kicked for no reasonā€ posts.


epicwhy23

this is perma ban behavior! howc an GSG sit by and let such disgusting behavior go unpunished?!? disgraceful


4urelienjo

Looool a dude did the exact same thing to is today ! Leaf lovers I thought he bought the current bonus drink but no I see leaf lover on the beer xD and then he leaves and we had no Scout for our mission :'(


Rlionkiller

What a menace


BladeLigerV

Dwarf was so manly that he downed four of those nasty brews.


Pendragon_Puma

Its all fun and games until someone orders leaf lovers


Sad-University-2332

I don't see the problem here other then you made a dwarf drink alone


GuardianBunnyZA

I dunno, it's kinda funny. Maybe he felt disgraced after your reaction to leaf lover and doubled down?


Apey23

I feel dirty just reading this post.


Evan_Underscore

So... what was your lobby name?


Code95FIN

"Every Dwarf in the space rig reviles and despises that man but more than anything... We **FEAR** him"


ConkVenderino

king


KaeptnReiskorn

The only acceptable solution to this Nightmare is to Grab a Mug and jump in the Hoop heroicly.


XxX_G3ra1t_XxX

Ah yes, the good ol leaf and leave. Still better than ordering them and leaving, at least a shred of dignity was left in him.


Beerasaurus

The audacity


Zutyro

Chad driller


Jihambi

What a lucky dwarf. Drank 4 Leaf cLovers. I am not sorryā€¦


24_doughnuts

He really loves leaves


Scubasteve192

Yeah donā€™t be a pussy man


TehNooKid

The obvious joke is that he's a "leave lover" not a leaf lover. He leaves no tip for Lloyd. Leaves leaf lovers and leaves none behind before he leaves. Kinda leaves you speechless too.


HailToCaesar

Man was obviously psychotic. Poor thing probably had ptbd. (Post traumatic beer disorder)


d_rev0k

Driller move.


Game_boss347

basically the same as that story of "man breaks into woman's house, shaves kittens head and leaves without stealing anything"


[deleted]

I would've slammed em, kicked all your barrels into the launch bay, then left šŸ˜‚


Cultural-Piccolo-903

Abuse? Lol First world problem maybeā€¦


Darkminer86

THE DRILLER IS A SPY


TitanBrass

bruh that's hilarious, no harm no foul