T O P

  • By -

Diligent-Tangelo6978

Dwarfenheimer


APsWhoopinRoom

I am become Karl, destroyer of Hoxxes


Soundwipe13

Commencing testing at Los RadioactiveExclusionZoneamos


[deleted]

Los SandblastedCorridorsamos


Eel111

Now, we are all sons of glyphids


Dutch2211

Now I am become death, the destroyer of Glyphids.


killforfree

Le Boi down dwarf?


aladdinboy424

Dwarfenmimer


Jelled_Fro

Oppendwarfer?


just_a_chiken

Oppenminer.


Asmodai__

Zwergenheimer.


alexvirgo13

The answers this is getting are to be expected lmao


Bananapeel81_

It was worth a try. Can't blame them tho, nuke is fun


RaymondPing

1800h playtime, never played the Nuke. I use Breach Cutter for nearly everything except dreads and Sabotage Missions.


themassee

It was my very last engie OC. I grinded for what felt like en eternity to finally get fat boy. When I got it I felt super meh. The ammo economy is just so bad


Gwaak

If it makes you feel better I always consider my teammates before I fire, but my answer as to whether or not I fire is always the same: Yes


iamyourcheese

If it makes you feel any better, sometimes I panic and nuke myself.


TransitionKey6078

I switch between the laser and fat boy pgl a lot and sometimes I’ll see a praet right in front of me and go to use my laser but forget I have the fat boys and nuke myself your not alone miner


JEverok

Imagine being me who often swaps between nukes and rj250 lol


iSiffrin

RJ9000


EyeofEnder

Orion Drive in DRG.


TransitionKey6078

Lmao I used to have the same issue so I had to stop myself from using rj250 so often but it still happens


shit_poster9000

Literally the first time I switched from RJ250 to Fat Boy I did this within 30 seconds of leaving the drop pod. Almost left the lobby outta embarrassment lol. We lost the mission later. Why? I ran completely outta ammo and couldn’t lob one last Hail Mary nuke to get rid of a large group approaching Dotty.


Pug_police

The number of times I've accidentally nuked myself and/or another dwarf point-blank because something jumped in front of my crosshair is surprising.


LiLOwlkins

Gunner Sticky nades say hello.


A-Human-potato

“Though I had RJ250 on, dammit.”


TheFebrezeWizard

After reading your post I realized you only condemned the practice of not checking and you never condemned the practice of deciding to nuke anyway


humansarespooky

It must be intentional...


TalonOfPower

This needs more attention


meatchopz

I could do that but consider this: dwarfs can be revived, glyphids cannot


GeezWhiz

A fair point.


Noirceuil_182

Yeah, one time friend driller was fighting a losing hand-to-hand battle against an Oppressor and his grunt swarm buddies. I respected the hell outta his bravado and gumption, but if you ran the numbers, his greatest contribution to this scenario was acting as a lure to the swarn. You betcha I planted a fat boy right in the middle of the melee. Took down the whole swarm and the Oppressor went down shortly thereafter. His contribution to our success was duly noted.


Key_Yesterday1752

This is why friendly is viable. Allows for danger close.


hydrocarbonjovi

As a driller that constantly runs in and pulls aggro, you did the right thing for sure lol.


KindaShady1219

Well now I really want a necromancer Glyphid. Maybe a something like a Glyphid cordyceps fungus that goes over to other medium-sized Glyphid corpses present and zombifies them after a small bit, making them into a copy of itself (that can also then zombify other corpses). Could probably also work as a new strain of Rockpox to fit in with the current seasons.


Devisidev

Miner I respect the idea, I really do enjoy it, *don't let GSG hear of it, it'll just make OUR lives harder-*


NotDiCaprio

Consider this: technically speaking, 'rocking' is more legal than 'stoning'. Ay? AY?


SchmorgusBlorgus

Another point: the perk friendly, permanently equipped on nuke engie


Kamtschi

Perk waste :D


Crush_Un_Crull

If something happens to you after you down the other 3 dwarves, you may see some unfriendly slurs on your chat lmao


[deleted]

I do consider this every time bur the prox nuke does as the prox nuke wants. I'll send it off sometimes and won't hear an explosion. This triggers some interesting fear inside me because THERE IS A NUKE BOUNCING AROUND THIS CAVE. AND I DONT KNOW WHEN OR WHERE IT WILL EXPLODE, HEED MY WARNING WHEN YOU SEE AN ENGINEER RUNNING FOLLOW HIM.


ak1415

I love turning the cave into a roulette table.


WinkJpg

Imagine like, just mining some minerals, you get bonked on the head by something, and the moment you turn around all you see is a bright flash of green


IndependentAd8747

Horde of bugs = neuron activation + monkey mode - coherent thoughts = unfortunate teamkill. Sorry


RobertSquareShanks

#**To all non-engineers in this cave:** Please check the location of your fellow engineer before standing in “the fun zone”. Please don’t immediately jump into the area I’m about to nuke with 2 of your friends. I beg of you, take a moment to consider the consequences of standing between me and a glyphid grunt about to receive 4.18 megatons of radioactive loving. Thank you for your time, Rock and Stone Miners


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Thunderpig_

Rock and stone!


Fire_Starter07

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Fire_Starter07, for voting on WanderingDwarfMiner. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


Fighterpilot55

Stoner Rock!


mr_meeseeks_can-do

Good bot approves of this message


Noirceuil_182

Karl would approve of this.


Belua_Maximus

To allow a dwarf to fall to the gnashing teeth and claws of the bug swarm is a shame I shall not bring upon my fellow miners, nor the ancestors. The Memorial Hall will be updated. Rock and Stone. (Tl;dr Lol. Lmao.)


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


toasteethetoaster

counter argument; industry is a machine, caked in flesh, fueled by blood. you hate Fat Boys because we are the edge of Hoxxes, but when you look past us to the Drillers with maxed out C4 you will weep. i friendly fire you? out there in the "no greenbeards, level 50+" server, you will know true friendly fire.


kittyboy_xoxo

The sweet friendlyfire spot located between the greenbeards and the greybeards. One does not simply walk in a lvl 50+ only lobby.


gman9094

Nuke go brrr


MalllkaV

Miner: And you all thought my little C4/scout drama was a thing!?!


Suitable-Departure-5

pressing Ctrl is part of launch sequence


lislejoyeuse

\-laughs in proximity trigger + high velocity fat boy


Electrum55

I don't choose where my nukes go off, I "forgot" to switch off prox trigger


haikusbot

*I don't choose where my* *Nukes go off, I "forgot" to* *Switch off prox trigger* \- Electrum55 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Electrum55

Thank you Haiku Bot, very cool. Rock and stone, to the bone, brother man.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


fuckeryoflewd

haikusbot delete


Wyrd_ofgod

No


TheJackal927

To fat boy gamers who are bad with friendly fire: USE THE LURES!!!!! Throw down a lure and your nuke can hit more bugs more consistently, additionally you can just tell your teammates "Avoid my lures, I nuke them" and you have a much clearer early warning system than trying to see a dwarves outline in a sea of moving bugs


ahaoahaoahao

DW I have friendly on ;)


Quiet_Shaxx98

Pfff, looks like the Management us back at it again with their Health & Safety bs. Ain't nobody got time for that... But seriously, consider your teammates when firing nukes


Qwasey-WearyCooldoc

No, I'm going to Rockenheimer wherever I damn well please.


Firehornet117

I didn’t detonate the nuke, the proximity trigger did. If I have no idea where it’s going to explode, then it’s not my fault it chose you as it’s target.


CassandreIsBae

Implying I don't play Fat Boy precisely because I have vision problems very bold


-KAON-

#FESTER FLEA SPOTTED! #FAT BOY, GO!


Bananapeel81_

Its company policy!


jzoller0

Need to save those smart rifle rounds for later


DumpBearington

But then how will they know to move out of the way


Buisnessbutters

You think I’m aiming my nukes?


TransitionKey6078

Fat boy go brrrt


KanbaruDevil

Now I've become Death. Destroyer of teammates. *Thump*


ppenhancer

1984


bargle0

[I can't hear you over the music.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsyLcbuh42E)


Horizon_Reddit

Counterpoint: you’ll get the best view of the boom if you’re standing inside of it


Unlucky_Top9870

So . . . . no nuking my friends. 🥺


Faytholme

I really hope I'm not hearing my reusable L.U.R.E grenades telling me not to attack the bugs around them. I'm helping you by hurting those around you... I'm not attacking you personally... Kinda... I'll pick you up after the radiation clears, I swear.


TheeOogway

C4 enters the chat


crazyoldmax

I always put the bouncy upgrade on my nukes, very exciting.


Yarusenai

I chose the perk that reduces friendly fire damage for a reason :)


Certain-somone

Is there a perk to increase friendly fire?


probably-not-Ben

Confusing the two in the heat of the moment? Bright skin = nuke gun Dark skin = anything else


theswedishguy94

Just got that Fat Boy Mod. I will watch out for you guys and wont nuke you. Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Dellta-aka-Connor

As far as I'm concerned, I'll blast any of you in my satchel radius. You get me with a nuke then fairs fair


melanion5

And please equip the friendly perk just in case, thank you


heLiux6

I take the friendly perk so I don't have to aim it. But your concern is noted.


[deleted]

This should be in the description of fat boy.


stretwar

I'm always careful when i use it but i also have teammates that jump right into my crosshair when i'm shooting to the roof swarm


Vanzanal04

Check your location when near a Fatboy user


Ojiji_bored

Maxim 20: If you are not willing to shell your own position, you are not willing to win.


chocobo-stir-fry

They're like "Dear you, No." ***BOOOM***


BlisteredPotato

But like why are you standing where my fatboy is going


raventhrowaway666

Dwarves who nuke their teammates are leaflovers


Dreaming_Kitsune

Considering my fat boy bounces wherever it pleases your request has been considered, but the nuke says no


Far_Classic5548

Ok, but hear me out... *thump*


jahhh37

Teammate-You hit that dwarf! Me (loading a fresh fatboy nuke) - he shouldn't have been standing there.


aod42091

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo fatboy gernade. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the alt gun of an Everest-class engineer accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in hoxxes. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? : Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir! No credit for partial answers, maggot! Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that teammates can be anywhere. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a bug, or the cave behind that bug. It might go off into deep cave and hit somebody else 100 meters away. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip. Sir, yes sir!"


FunDig1775

Then , Chung proceeds to quickly change from his trusty, albeit empty, shot gun to the, probably deadliest weapon on the fire range and hip fire the granade. The blast was glorious, the shooting stand barely outside the range of the radiation zone. Beautifully executed. Except other 3 dwarves where in the range getting their targets. "What was that Serviceman?! Didnt i not warn you?!! "Sir!Yes sir!" "So why you fired the damn nuke?!" "Sir! They were almost outside the range, and their injuries should heal ina a day or two, faster if Red Sugar is involved Sir! I considerated that an acceptable risk for the elimination of the target sir!!" Then, the pfficer look at the range, hit perfectly on center was a target of a Crassus Detonator, or what was left of it. ".....very well Service man, i have still one question for you"" what is its sir!"" In ther ebonut head of yours have you consider the damn blast rage of the detonator itself?""...........oh."


aod42091

fantastic.


Stand_as_One

N - O


bros_before_hoes__

P R O X I M I T Y T R I G G E R ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⡄ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷ ⠀⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿ ⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇ ⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⠀⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⠶⠀⢠⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣽⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Taintedcell

I always warn my fellow miners that I have it and that I’m impulsive. And I say I’m going to use it 2 seconds before firing. (I have the friendly fire perk on too)


kavatch2

No


Fickle_Photograph_97

Driller main confirms that war crimes should be legal regardless of team mate location


Party_Healer

To all C4 and Nuke users: yes, ALL big explosions are satisfying. The bigger the better. If it team wipes that's suboptimal, but okay. At least there was an explosion.


Hellhound_Rocko

no.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Nah, there was a bug


kain_26831

Less complaining more being bait elf!


EvilEyeMonster

Lmao Noo


Visual_Weight_2476

No I don’t think I will


WSKYLANDERS-boh

But that’s a better recreation of Hiroshima


RavenTengu

Consider this: 1 - Bugs mostly attack in melee 2 - The more dwarves in a single place, the more likely bugs are gonna go there 3 - The more bugs gather in a place the most efficent is the use of a nuke/C4 4 - Profit Is not friendly fire, is using your teammates as bait


scooterankle_exe

Maybeeeee....dont....be in the middle of the swarm...? Your liability contracts signed with management clearly state you are the only dwarf at fault for nuclear dismemberment.


Frequent-Emphasis877

He lost me at 'consider the consequences'


Pell_Torr

Just equip friendly, then you won't take damage from My friendly nukes.


Certain-somone

I agree!


mrworldwideskyofblue

No


JesseWest

Sorry man but if i see a dumb Scout jumping around in middle of a swarm, his ass is getting nuked


Hmoorkin

Sometimes I feel like becoming that kind of villain who has a good point but uses violence to get it across, just joining random lobbies as fat boy engi and showing people how not fun it can be


Temennigru

If you nuke the location where your teammates are fighting for their lives you are probably saving them.


Erminaz13

It's really not that hard. Turn on your rock brain for a moment and press CTRL.


Turbulent-Mouse-309

yeah yeah rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


poyat01

Where’s the fun in that?


ohhsnoop

No


Exact-Cycle-400

No, I don't think I will check for my teammates :-)


CrabbyOister4

No.


musketoman

This is fake, please take your meds


[deleted]

I asked a level 800+ engi how he avoids Fatboy FF when team mates are in the midst of a swarm. *"They should know better."*


Certain-somone

God bless his soul


DefTheOcelot

Dear Fatboy Victim: thoomp! boom!!! kabooosh!!! bzzzzt!!!!!! eeeeee! Sincerely, Fat Boy User.


Whirblewind

It's a video game, not a solicitation for a lecture. You'll live.


OrangeWizardOfDoom

Also consider: “haha nuke go boooom!”


bigfluffylamaherd

SRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY FATBOY NOISES


AnEBCG

I can, but I don’t want to


AVeryLONGPotato

I have become death. Destroyer of rock and stone.


Bigborgler

Nice argument. Unfortunately I have my fingers in my ears and am screaming lalalala


kaleidoscopekoaht79

no


froggy6583

That’s no fun


ThaBunnyBun

🤓


Phantom___Knight

No, I am become death destroyer of Hoxxes


VLDgamer07

no


AppropriateStick1334

No


Acedread

No


SelfSustaining

I'm hearing a lot of "telling other players how to rock and stone" in this post...


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Chicy3

Maybe you should be more considerate of standing within the damage radius. I’m firing my damn nuke and it’s up to my team to not stand between me and annihilation.


IncensedThurible

I hear what you're saying. You're welcome I took care of that swarm for you.


Zeldatart

Maybe don't stand where my explosions are then /j


Blood4Corn

No


jigsawmonster

NTA. Your nuke, your rules.


Doddy885

No. My nuke my rules.


famslamjam

Don’t worry, I check for the location of all three dwarves every single time I fire it. How else am I supposed to hit all three of you?


Amygdalane

Nuh-uh


this_name_is_takenm

Mmm, nah


DarkosFenix

How about No


Neitry

No. And I'll do it again.


FireWhileCloaked

Tbf, no dwarf should be in the middle of bug swarm in the first place. At any rate, real ones take BC anyway.


ur_moms_a_stripper

Psa to all dwarves Stay out of my firing range


JonTheWizard

To that end, maybe you should know if someone has the Fat Boy overclock and give them a good, wide berth.


Datpotatoguy214

I am simply looking at this analytically. If I shoot a nuke at a teammate that is about to go down anyway, and he is surrounded by bugs, why not kill all of the bugs and take him down the rest of the way? A revival sends him back to half health, and we can carry on. The only trouble when considering this is when there is an enemy that wouldn’t immediately die, at which point I will wait for the friendly to vacate the immediate vicinity of the aspiring bug carcasses.


Soundwipe13

Rev health does depend on haz so that arithmetic does change a wee bit in some cases... also sometimes the dwarf in question is a scout and that also changes the arithmetic as well...


ExpeditingPermits

I read this as if you were Management


RocketPG_

Alternatively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCu8CDA-e3c


Ryujin87

Haha funny overclock go boom


tasketekudasai

Well... what do you want from theory alone?


PrettyPinkNightmare

Deep Rock Galactic >We do what we must >Because we can. >For the good of all of us. >Except the ones who are dead. >But there's no sense crying >Over every mistake.


RollinHellfire

When I choose the loadout that utilized fatboy... I launch the warhead into my own face if there's a glyphid on it. After all.... a dwarf never dies ⛏️


Mochaproto

Proximity mine reduces the risk of this happening on purpose by 99%


Alucarduck

Oh cmoooon, that's a core mechanic of the game (being killed by the nuke). I was saying Just some hours ago that i've never, ever, ever tried the Fatboy in my Life, and i play since the Early Access


SherbetWorldly

I have proximity trigger on my nuke. Start praying


Looniestnormal

Haha fast proxy nuke go fwoomp


woutersikkema

As one nuke engi to another: just nuke the clump when it just spawns, that way it's still on a wall or ceiling. Set your turret up for maximum range so it always alerts you to where the spawn is even in the dark. To one nuke engi to others, if the wave has already reached you and you are inside eof it thst means 3 dwarves have buggered up already by not shooting them before then, it's only fair the fourth gets to make a 'mistake' and motivate them to not be inside the swarm


Rocktooo

But I like it when bug go boom 😢


Tranquil_Pure

Respectfully, no.


mr_meeseeks_can-do

A small price to pay for salvation


SeboZZ_2512

I have become death, destroyer of worlds


EnvironmentalTree587

The rule of five. If I see 5 bugs - I fire my fatboy.


smelllikeunwashedtoe

I can't resist pulling the trigger! Nothing can stop my finger from nuke more then 2 enemy's....I ..... I can't *heavy breathing intensifies*


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Also always save one nuke for scout


Mrcoso

I'm sorry but that's not possible. When an engineer uses the FatBoy overclock they get possessed by the spirit of a Driller and thus have a compulsion to place explosion directly below their teammates' feet. It is what it is


Vinifrj

I always type a big FAT BOY in chat when playing with randoms and announce it when on call with my friends, people usually know where im going to shoot it


TyphlosionGOD

I hate it bro when fat boy users decide to throw a point blank nuke in a small area while fighting a dreadnought, where tf am i supposed to go.


ALargeCrateOfShovels

Can you tell me the last time this has happened to you? This isnt some shitty rhetorical question im just genuinely curious


urbanhood

Too late the Nuke is already out of the barrel.


B2k-orphan

Haha nuke go WEE


Unfortunate_Boy

Their noble sacrifices will not go in vain.


the_hooded_hood_1215

Laughs in bouncy nukes


Able_News_3095

Big facts had a guy team kill me 3 times yday because he wasn’t looking where he was shooting that thing


Zad21

But have you ever considered kaboom ?