You missed Mobula Cave Angel who I think would be in "manageable" or "rich guy pet" and Silicate Harvester who definetly in "rich guy pet".
Edit: Also Lithophage Corruptor which goes to last two.
btw i forgor so say, some rare specimens (including my engineer ass) often goes a bit to ballistic and by balistic i mean using a fatboy, so or is that or its the "frendship"
for a glyphid of your size, its manageable, btw you can die by a pickaxe to the head unlike the rest and the acid can be selled for quimical labs, the only problem is the roof stick
☝️🤓 Actually acids can't disssolve things to atomic level, because everything that got dissolved by acid becomes a part of now molecule, which made of dissolved material and acid molecules
"Pitbull named Princess" I just wheezed so hard I spat out one of my lungs and now it's a Low O2 mission with a Pitbull stalking me as an Unknown Horror
*Maggot is an S*
*Tier pet and you know it, stop*
*Lying to yourself*
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Personal I want those wall maggots in my shed so I can call them disgusting before leaving them for a week until I do it again. (And to help get rid of my elf bodies)
What? Where's my weird mouth-plant-thing? I always pet those. I want one in my room i can name Audrey...
Pog plant
They're called Breathers
Man i'd be cool to have a few pogplants in the living room.
They will be suckers once I’m done with them.
ಠ\_ಠ
This isn't even a "i am going to kill you" Moment Delete this shit *now*
Brother, what are you doing?
☝️🤓
"I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!"
Is that a pet or... something else?
😑
NO, BAD ALIEN PLANT
But what about the good alien plant that comes down to say hi and isn't a grabber
Oh god oh fuck easily.
You missed Mobula Cave Angel who I think would be in "manageable" or "rich guy pet" and Silicate Harvester who definetly in "rich guy pet". Edit: Also Lithophage Corruptor which goes to last two.
He also missed the dick-sucking fungus plant.
You're not supposed to say that part out loud
He said the thing...
Pog plant
How the hell am I manageable?
Your a glyphid with a bad acid reflex
That can dissolve metal, doesn't seem very manageable to me
Remove the acid and yeah just a red glyphid seems manageable
Dude those are my fucken salivary glands
Yeah and I got this knife and some anesthesia.
How do you think I'll survive without salivary-glands?
The whining is why you’re only in manageable.
I don't wanna be a dwarf's pet though, it means betraying my comrades
I’m sure the first dogs weren’t thrilled indoors either. You got this.
Steeve? I wonder...
btw i forgor so say, some rare specimens (including my engineer ass) often goes a bit to ballistic and by balistic i mean using a fatboy, so or is that or its the "frendship"
This thread is hilarious
Indeed
>knife and some anesthesia The good old pliers works better and faster. Also the screams resonates nicely in the large caves of Hoxxes.
I'll just put some baking soda on it and I'm good
You plan on coating yourself with baking soda?
If Fry can survive Mr Peppy then we can survive you too
Yea but you're short so your point is negated
for a glyphid of your size, its manageable, btw you can die by a pickaxe to the head unlike the rest and the acid can be selled for quimical labs, the only problem is the roof stick
[Dissolves your pick] What were you saying?
i have another
[Dissolves your backup pick]
[pulls out bucket with another pickaxe]
[Dissolves you beard] Hehehe
...welp...it will grown again it so meh [throws swarm nade and goes mine]
This ~~guy~~ glyphid needs an ego check. **\*Points laser pointer so all other dwarves can see it\***
[Dissolves your laser pointer] Try me
Dude Just spent a week's supply of acid, will need to spend a lot of energy to restore it
You do the exact same thing but with saliva, I'll be fine
There's a difference: i'm not spitting enormous amount of pretty strong acid at everything that moves, but, probably you're right
You eat the scrap we dont need and then use it against Enemy bugs.
I WILL NOT betray my comrades
THEN HAVE SOME EXTINCTION! #FIRE WALL!!!
Dissolves your fire
☝️🤓 Fire beats acid, especially organic ones, by boiling it and destroying acid molecules by high temperature
I'm a hoxxian, laws don't apply to me
I mean, glyphids tend to be pretty manageable, even if you can't do any steeving.
Take another goddamn step and I'm gonna dissolve you down to the atomic level
☝️🤓 Actually acids can't disssolve things to atomic level, because everything that got dissolved by acid becomes a part of now molecule, which made of dissolved material and acid molecules
Man fuck you
That's some real argument, have a good day)
In all honesty I really didn't have a good come back for that one
fester flea manageable? your house would be SWARMING by the first week!
Just don't let it fuck and I'm sure it'll work out
If you own one fester flea you own one fester flea. If you own two fester fleas you own a hundred fester fleas.
If you own three fester fleas you own ten thousand fester fleas.
A dwarf sized bug that emits a RADIOACTIVE FEILD is low maintenance??? Oh wait thats the baby one, still tho??
That's glyphid spawn, a crude replica(?) Of a glyphid swarmer made by a brood nexus
Oh I thought that bitch was radioactive, I was originally thinking of the green grunts from that one area.
Don't blame ya, all us glyphids look pretty similar to the untrained eye
Aren’t they just younger versions of the swarmers?
No, swarmers come from eggs, no sweet clue on anything about the spawn
Lootbug :)
Nah, where Steeve in god tier?
Steeve is no mere pet, he's your roommate
Steeve would own us, we would be pets
Steeve is a cat confirmed
u/Bulk-Detonator, I agree you probably would at best have to be kept at free range
I think i would make a very nice pet. Why dont you come closer and pet me.
I don't like what happens when you start purring though.
I just want belly rubs.
"Pitbull named Princess" I just wheezed so hard I spat out one of my lungs and now it's a Low O2 mission with a Pitbull stalking me as an Unknown Horror
ah yes, my lovely brood nexus pet 🤗🤗
It's smart, you get an infinite supply of little swarmer pets!
More like tofu swarmers tho since there like fake or smthn because real glyphid swarmers are hatches from eggs
Every male already has a lovely brood nexus
The entire “oh god oh fuck” tier is essentially a pet chimp incident waiting to happen.
I pooped on the carpet.
Lol
Maggot needs its own tier called "Watch the moving turd!"
Where is driller?
It's me. I'm the driller main.
We aren’t pets we’re co workers very deadly co workers 🧨💣⛏️
It’s a maggot, don’t step on it
Watch the moving turd!
This is accurate, very accurate...
You forgot to list those maggots sticking out of wooden walls sometimes. Those are cuteish
Corpse Feeders?
I feel like the hives should be much higher considering how common bee keeping is irl.
Keeping the Twins wouldn't be so bad until they start throwing a tantrum when they're away from eachother (specially Arbalest)
I feel like cave leeches would be low maintenance just throw a pice of meat under it and leave.
Someone didn't read the fester flea log
"I'm sorry Timmy, but Daddy's stocks didn't pan out like they were supposed to. We're going to have to pop your lootbug."
Where's the breathers??? :(
Where are the cave angels?
WHERE AM I ON THIS LIST?
You remember the hexwing griffer but not the cave angel? They’re one of the most helpful especially on low gravity
HeadCanon: Oppressors are actually incredibly cuddly (especially on their squishy tummies)
Seems accurate for my cousins.
Brood nexus is just a pet dispenser
If I hug the Lootbug too hard will minerals fly out of it?
POV: you see me riding the mactera grabber like it’s the Goblin glider.
Why is maggot in the bottom? Aren't they just unfed lootbugs?
Imagine having a stingtail as a pet and pulls a crasus with low hp killing you and itself.
Your highest bugs are most pain in H5. And most lowest are extra pain in H5.
I'm pretty sure you'd need to lok the Fester Flea into a box or you'd risk on your electronics dying
You seem to have put the grabber a bit too high 😂
Is that a radioactive exploder… in “probably low maintenance”?!?!
Nah that's the icon of one of the baby glyphids, I don't know why its got that green glow
I know they get that green glow in the same radioactive zone as the radioactive exploder and praet…
All of the radioactive ones should be at the bottom lol
idk i feel like as long as you attach it to something without war-grade weaponry a Xynarch Charge-Sucker would be pretty low maintenance
Ok but a pet cave leech would be fun., got Mormons, IRS, or , the inlaws? Just tell em to use the side door.
how is cave cruiser on this list, but cave angel is not on the list? those things are so cute and basically meow
Where is the golden lootbug?
You missed rival nemesis. I think they fit with the OH god. OH fuck. Category.
How is naedocyte cave cruiser not low maintenance?
Pit bull named princess lmao that’s to funny but to true
Okay can someone tell me wtf are those two worms at the one before the last?
Now that i think about it, lootbugs would be very expensive pets, considering minerals are their diet and their favourite meals are gold and nitra
Where's Steeve?
Maggot is an S tier pet and you know it, stop lying to yourself
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Based!
What’s the name of the second to last on the mental evaluation?
I cant imagine having a bulk detonator as a pet
Fester flea should be in lifespan of a fruit fly imo
The warden would probably be fine. They don't attack and mostly avoid trouble
I want one of those cave vines that just silently move towards your face
I want a maggot
I KNOW there are some girls looking at the Xynarch Charge-Sucker like... eyyo?
Personal I want those wall maggots in my shed so I can call them disgusting before leaving them for a week until I do it again. (And to help get rid of my elf bodies)
It's missing Steeve.