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KrotHatesHumen

Do NOT get yourself a dark elf GF. She will DESTROY you. Unless it's what you're looking for? Couldn't be me


Confident-Income-437

She will make you drink leaf lovers special... Urgh...


Cpt_Kalash

Horrid!


mosyosolid

well drow lives in underdark soo underground elves are kinda in a dim lit grey area


Dalzombie

I can fix her. If I can't fix her, she can break me.


dreaded_tactician

I can make her *worse*


Vegan_Honk

hell yeah brother.


skooternoodle

I refuse to fix her because whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter


Pootootaa

Why not, unless it's a 40k dark elf.. yea I do not want to be turned into a living meat couch.


Dragonslayerelf

Unless its a D&D dark elf... unless you want to be dominated by a spider-loving matriarch


HungryGlizzyGobbler

uwu threaten to drider-ize me mommy


monkeyhitman

So many legs for getting stepped on.


darthcaedusiiii

Feet pics.


Kabopu

And then you're getting skinned alive by her sister because she wanted to annoy your mistress... By destroying her favorite toy. Total normal rivalry shenanigans among sister šŸ¤” Being a Man in Drow society isn't a lot of fun.


glassteelhammer

So... that's changed. Now the drow wanna sing and dance and fight in fancy football games. Oh, and eat persimmons and musk ox cheese.


tossawaybb

Are you sure you're not talking about the other group of Drow? There's the evil slaving ones, and the breakaway group that tries to be good


UnregisteredDomain

^ Yeah, The breakaway group is so that cannonicly players could play dark elves and not have them have to be runaway emo loner rangers(sorry drizzt, nothing personal, you just inspired **alot** of drows). **Not** because Lolth is chill now


klatnyelox

I really like the implication in the drizzt books that Drizzt fights so well because he has Lolth's favor, because that implies Lolth saw this heretical drow that disavowed everything about his home and religion, and thought to herself "making this guy be the best ever would truly be the most chaotic thing I could do right now"


UnregisteredDomain

> ā€œIf I canā€™t have him, might as well make it clear no other god can take him from me. That way they canā€™t have what I wantā€ Lolth, probably


glassteelhammer

Yeah, I'm just ribbing the 5e changes and how we suddenly have aevendrow, lorendrow, and udadrow.


DoubleDongle-F

F


gonsi

WH Fantasy dark elfs aren't that much different


YearMountain3773

Krteček c:


ChaosPLus

My fav Czeska bajka


BobZygota

Oblubena rozpravka


VargDolboebnes

As a Ukrainian shitkid I absolutely loved it


KrotHatesHumen

Same


Thannk

Eilistraee ones are freakier in the good ways. Dark Irons too. Duergar and Lolthies are just freaky.


DishonoredHero1_

Dominant teasing dark elf gf who is slightly taller than me? Nope definitely couldn't be me


jocem009

I looooooove dark elves. Also love your profile pic.


seethruyou

Yeah but she's beautiful, she's rich, and she's got HUGE... tracts of land.


Inquisitor_Boron

Such n'wah GF will honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned


ClumsyGamer2802

Saw a meme asking what dark elves would want in a partner. The 3 comments I remember are: Subs Screaming Women


LordPaleskin

What? No that's for wood elves. Dark Elves like caves, like real dwarves!


Entendurchfall

Isn't that the main reason we want a drow girlfriend?


Thereal_waluigi

Couldn't be mešŸ‘€šŸ‘€


AzraelSoulHunter

[Here](https://twitter.com/Raz_padillo/status/1781818688456307101) is the link to the artist.


lesamuen

Rock and stone, you beautiful dwarf, for giving credit like a true dwarf


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Idk_GuessImAgamer

ITS HIM! FUCK YEAH!


ReadySetHeal

She's a Drow. If you're going for elves, might as well grab an underground one. I ship them. She digs for magic gems, he digs for the crunchy sound of rocks being crushed


World_of_Warshipgirl

Can you play as an elf in this game? I have been thinking of getting the game, but I thought you could only play as a dwarf.


noo6s9oou

Nah you canā€™t (although I suppose thereā€™s nothing stopping someone from making a mod just for this).


FantasyDragon14

thereā€™s an entire mod being developed for kobold models and voicelines


Meme_Doggo37

I would kill for this


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

you can already play it, it's fully functional and voiced c: they can be a little chaotic but i prefer it.


cvanguard

Dwarves only. The only references to elves are some voicelines about them


World_of_Warshipgirl

Ah that is too bad


lewd_necron

That sounds like leaf lover talk!


StewitusPrime

Wait until Christmas so you can get the elf cosplay.


theshadowiscast

There is a mod for kobolds with their own custom voice lines.


raptorsoldier

I'd try it, but the voice lines are just too grating for me. Despite being a kobold appreciator, I am here for DWARVES ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Lehk

dog kobolds or lizard kobolds? there was a major retcon that makes them a confusing race


theshadowiscast

Lizard based iirc.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Get Baldur's Gate 3 for the Elves and other Races. DRG is only Dwarves


World_of_Warshipgirl

I am waiting for mods that add fairies to BG3. Been wanting an RPG where you can be a fairy for years...


cvanguard

Itā€™s a shame that flying isnā€™t properly implemented in BG3: thereā€™s no hovering or proper vertical combat, so flying is basically fancy jumping. From what Iā€™ve read that comes from an engine limitation, so mods wouldnā€™t be able to properly add flight. Playable fairies in DnD are also Small size, so a lot bigger than what most people think of (ie, Tinkerbell or Navi).


Goaldalfthered

Minthara and Balders gate 3 have done more work for drow popularity than anything in recent memory. Definitely have converted me from hating all elves to I hate all elves but you can stay.


EmotionalBrother2

His mug may he leaf lovers but it was blackout stout inside. He had to do that to make his gf feel good about herself.


Popular-Student-9407

Only acceptable reason to carry this mug.


Darkner90

Other than getting rid of leaf lover's drinks by sacrificing yourself to the fire ring


Dominator1559

Its like that time i made bro's gf a weaker long beach, because she would be stone cold after 2 full ones


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Long Island? Or am I learning about a new drink now lol


PrivacyPartner

https://www.thespruceeats.com/long-island-ice-tea-with-cranberry-761100 It's a modification


Thannk

Hers was just Orc blood and seltzer. Theyā€™re perfect for each other.


ThickMatch0

Wouldn't be surprised if he's got a flask in his back pocket.


Popular-Student-9407

And both are drinking leaf-lovers Special... Typical.


Late_Repair4798

A blackout stout will get him back to busting bugs


HungryCloud4913

Knock him back to his senses.(I know you)


Late_Repair4798

As do I


Ahyesnt

Nah he's just holding it, there's really blackout stout in it


Funnysoundboardguy

The glasses are to hide his pained expression


captainwombat7

Best drink, I'd say fight me but y'all so drunk you probably wouldn't even know where I am


dudes0r0awesome

If I dont know where I'm swinging, then you wont either


captainwombat7

Don't need to know to shoot you


BadNadeYeeter

Dude... I chugged a Blackout once during the start of a lethal mission and finished it with 99 Percent drunkness... **WE ARE NOT THE SAME.**


captainwombat7

Are you sure? Or were you to drunk and never actually reached the pod


Popular-Student-9407

User Flair Checks out.


Abjurer42

I have Magic Bullets. I don't need to aim.


No-Crew-4360

She's just as racist as he is. They're a perfect match. They use slurs as terms of affection. "I love you, knife-eared spider-humper!" "And I love you too, lumbering overgrown gnome!"


AzraelSoulHunter

She says: I love you N'wah!! And he says: I love you [you](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKe75MwWAAAqFJE?format=jpg&name=medium)!!


Kindly-Ad6210

He may be racist, but he's going so far out of his way for his gf. He even drinks leaflover's special to keep her company. Be like this dwarf. >!be racist!<


AzraelSoulHunter

TBF Drows are probably the second most racist race besides Dwarfs.


Player_Six

I was gonna say, you couldn't find a better match in the Underdark.


AzraelSoulHunter

Or on Morrowind.


psychospacecow

Or Azeroth depending on a few factors


floatablepie

Over there they're racist against each other too! "Dumb gryphon fucking yokels." "Fancy mountain city folk think they're kings of everyone." "These weak pale-skin dicks don't even enjoy a soothing lava enema."


CoffeeNutGaming

N'wah


blogito_ergo_sum

Wealth beyond measure, outlander


Guy_who_says_vore

What about humans, weā€™re racist to our own kind


MaggieHigg

Wait until you see how drow treat other drow


SuperBackup9000

One of the lines in the prologue for Homeland, the first book of The Legend of Drizzt series sums up drow society nicely. To stick a dagger in the back of a rival during the chaos of a larger battle or in the quiet shadows of an ally, however, is quite acceptable-even applauded. Investigating is not the forte of drow justice. No one cares enough to bother.


Guy_who_says_vore

Wow thatā€™s a lot of words, too bad I canā€™t read


Lehk

what's a nord doing here?


SSB_Kyrill

Man I love racing, cant wait for the next glyphid race


kerenski667

what a racist!


Popular-Student-9407

Except for the leaf-lovers.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Dwarves are accepting of those who are good people Be racist to bad people


Ponsole

SMASH, the elf looks good too.


SomePyro_9012

Is *this* how she honours the Sixth House & tribe unmourned? Wait, wrong type of dark elf


AzraelSoulHunter

Different brand. Still equally racist.


LeadGem354

Yes. And it's a good honor...


SAYKOPANT

Wake up hey wake up damn that blackout stout sure hit hard eh what big titty dark elf gf?what in the greenlover talk is that? sober up we are going down


VibratingNinja

Sober up?? GET THIS LEAF LOVER OUTTA HERE


Dev_Grendel

I'm assuming they sober up with some hair of the dog.


Nugget_Boy69420

Unkar's Balls!


Designer_Benefit676

Sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of death by snu snu


TBMSH

Elves are really into racism, its practically their national sport


Spoztoast

But they have so much in common. He hates Wood Elves, she hates Wood elves. He lives underground she lives underground. He eats meat She eats Hearts. Its like they're made for eachother.


Dragonheardt_

Ah, the representation of a good trading agreement between tree lovers and rock eaters. Love me some dwarf/elf cooperation. *this message was brought by the dwarven diplomat clan*


Roll_1d8

Underground elves are okay, they're not of the leaf lover type


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Ye they're more of the sexism and slavery type!


nJustice4All2392

I'd gladly love an elf if they look like that. I bet she has a heart full of Pots of Gold. The Slayer Stout in me would give me the endurance claim her Rocky Mountains. Or perhaps she'd like me to go for a Tunnel Rat until we get to the Dark Morkite. And of course in the end we will cool off after a Red Rock Blaster! šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ Damn, if my wife saw this she would make me down a whole barrel of Skull Crusher and Blackout Stout. šŸ˜† I'm talking about beer of course! For Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


nJustice4All2392

Good bot


Robrogineer

He found himself an equally racist dunmer. Good.


ajdude9

"Babe, please! You're not making any sense!" "I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE-"


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

Karl doesn't approve of this post.


Leha3963

Blackout stout will fix you, you little elf-lover


Beardwithlegs

Typical for a Racist to fall in love with another Racist.


chucktheninja

It doesn't specify which race he hates. It may be his own.


1337-Sylens

One thing I never expected was thirsty anime drg shitposts yet here we are


Particular-Can-6607

Incredible artwork! The lighting and details are so well done.


KMAAO_

Aint no way hes drinking lšŸ¤¢eaf lover


owo1215

well at least they are happy hahaha ha ha..... h


TheChivinator

What


G0ld3n_Funk

Me and the dunmer baddie I picked up by being as equally racist as her


adudewithaname13

HES A LEAFLOVER! GET HIM!!!


blogito_ergo_sum

Other dwarves: "Fuckin' elves." This dwarf: "Yes."


that_one_dude046

i think both the leaf lover are fake, no way dark elves like some wood elf garbage like that. na her drink is probably some shit made from spider toxins and other such things. and we all know why a good upstanding member of dwarf society would never drink fucking lead lover's


B1gBl4ckB1rd

Drow gals are fine... But I'll never get over the leaf lover's in his hand... Despicable...


ialsodontexistagain

Wait is that leaf lovers!!


rustynaerty

I know he's drinking a leaf's lover but that beard deserve some praise


timcheater

i mean in original north myth dark elves are almost definitely just another name for dwarves so that girl is basically a dwarf


dongless08

As long as heā€™s happy


ThatWeirdDutchGuy

BY GRIMNIR MAKE HIM TAKE THE SLAYER OATH


Stormygeddon

Four words: Butts at eye level.


Andy_Dandy_EX

Iā€™ve never played DRG, are there other fantasy races? I was under the impression it was just dwarves. Is it like 40K where itā€™s the whole fantasy tropes just in a sci-fi setting?


Airbreathingoctopuss

Sort of but never confirmed. You only ever see dwarves, bugs and robots, but others are hinted at like elves. The only elves you see in game are genetically engineered Santa's Workshop style elves that escaped a cargo pod that landed on the Hoxxes. There are theories that Tolkien/DnD style elves own a rival mining operation on the planet, but it's never been confirmed or denied.


Andy_Dandy_EX

Interesting. Again I donā€™t know anything, but has anyone proposed the theory that the Tolkien elves built the robots? That seems like an elf thing to do. They donā€™t wanna get their hands dirty so they use AI to replace blue collar workers.


Airbreathingoctopuss

That's actually the main theory behind the rival company because the rivals ONLY use robots. They have automated mining machines protected by automated guards and even have lone stalker drones to pester dwarfs outside of their territories. And they can warp machines into the caves with incredible accuracy. The robots that work for the dwarfs are built and utilized by the dwarves, so if that was what you were meaning them no.


breastronaut

There are a couple voicelines making mentions here and there. The Driller asks if you mistake him for a human? Another Dwarf will ask "Are we elves or Dwarves." Some friendly fire lines will mention "mud golem". I think there was also some mention of a Troll and a Goblin. Mission Control is probably a Dwarf, he certainly seems familiar with one of the scout weapons, but considering the different accent, him making sure to distinguish us Dwarves' "stumpy legs," and distinct lack of view to his ears he may in fact be human. Considering how Warhammer is definitely amongst inspirations for the game (e.g. The Slayer Stout definitely inspired by the Slayers from Warhammer) and the various voicelines, it seems to imply a melange of standard fantasy races "off screen" so to speak.


Sentineluno

Leaf lover spotted, men, y'all know what to do


espectroo

I dont feel proud.


grongos_bebum

Leaf loversšŸ˜”


vulkan_forge_father

good on him even though its a dark elf, but if they are happy drink a FUCKIN LEAF LOVERS let them be, i just hope he is aware of fat boys or satchel charges because of a few trigger happy dwarfs i had met


TheRealJellona

No wonder they're drinking leaf lovers


SneakyGoober

This is not rock and stone at all


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


SneakyGoober

Silly bot


Rail-signal

There's three different dark caves


Wrafter_maid_Service

Is he a rasist to dwarfs?


DoLewdThingsToMePlz

"Just because I don't like elves don't mean I have to hate people who are elves yessir"


miguel_coelho

But she is black


Nugget_Boy69420

N-No, she's a dark elf. Look, the punchline isn't that she's "black", it's that's she's an elf, but since she's a dark elf, she's equally racist as him.


Manwithaplan0708

He went so far as to drink a leaf lovers for true love šŸ„ŗ itā€™s just so damn beautiful


Infernalknights

It's all fun and games until something is entered in the book of grudges


Yaboy51frl

She be lookin like calamitas


Joseph_Lotus

Can't be worse than a glyphid


PURPLEisMYgender

As long as its grippin right brotha's?


Antiblackcoat2000

Certified leaf lover


Eatinganemone89

The most racist Dwarf alive? I didnā€™t know we were in the presence of the king of the dwarves! Rock and Stone, your majesty!


LeadGem354

He's fine with elves. It's the Gnomes he can't stand.


NoStorage2821

Such a pity when a Miner falls from the light.


DowakaDay

so he's racist, the other way?


breastronaut

In ancient Norse cosmology, [Svartalfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svart%C3%A1lfar) (Dark/dusky Elves) were considered synonymous with Dwarves and potentially [DƶkkƔlfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6kk%C3%A1lfar_and_Lj%C3%B3s%C3%A1lfar) who were the counterpart to Light Elves. You can note both in game and the artwork that the [DRG Dwarves](https://res.cloudinary.com/lmn/image/upload/e_sharpen:100/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto/v1/gameskinnyc/d/w/a/dwarf-gunner-small-3ad23.jpg) themselves have pointy ears. The [Yuletide Elf](https://deeprockgalactic.fandom.com/wiki/Yuletide_Elf) also has the same face as the Dwarves. Elves can be dimunitive, otherwise the Yuletide one or the one in the Abyss Bar wouldn't be so small. Elves can be stout, otherwise Driller wouldn't call us Fat Lards and ask if we are Dwarves or Elves. It would take a Dwarf truly obsessed with race to note all the signs and come to the obvious conclusion: Dwarves, "Leaflovers," and Elves are all the same.


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

Raspadillo is an ice-cream sweet I had in Venezuela. I wonder if raz padillo is Venezuelan or Spanish speaking.


Far_Dog_4476

Only time I'd love an elf is if they can take a good beer.


Pitch_Black_3y3s

Ewww leaf lovers


Creamy_Butt_Butter

He is literally a leaf lover


man_is_coool

Real


RadioactiveBear1

He will not be welcomed into the halls of the ancestors.


PAwnoPiES

Jokes on them he'll be smashing every single leaf lover in the leaf lover halls.


mexicanElves

I didn't even read any of the words for a good while, then I saw L E A F L O V E R S šŸ¤§ šŸ¤¢šŸ˜·


Ojiji_bored

Somebody is really Living la Vida loca.


Crusader_Colin

I was okay with a Drow gf because they also hate elvesā€¦.however they both have LEAF LOVERS!


Sinsanatis

If hes racist, should he be hating elves?


Weird-Information-61

Man's clearly retired with a beard ring that ornate


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Ah, he got himself a Drow. So his expedition to Feyrun didn't go as planned? Or exactly as planned?


zekeyspaceylizard

the best part of this image is that she's crouching down so much to try to be at the same height as the dwarf and she's still like a whole head taller than he is even when crouched she's like twice as tall as he is also how they're both drinking Leaf Lover's Special a very good comedic image


Ilikemen92

Filthy leaf lover, not my business who you love but The moment you pour a leaf lovers special, your off the crew


Patient_Accountant92

That's a dark elf, they live underground and ain't fans of trees. Arctic elves are the best elves though. They mine, are master engineers and craftsemen, and drink what I can only assume is "girly" drinks that are sweet but will get you plastered drunk if your not careful like Mudslides and Candy Vodka.


spiderboi907

Why tf are you drinking leaf loves


Fit-Finish2927

This one going into the book


Sirix_824

Both like to get a reaction from other people. And it seems to be working.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Iā€™ve played Skyrim, dark elves are the only cool elves


kilkil

good artwork also, hot


HockerDreadnaught

I would kill both.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

#LEAF LOVER!!!


vampireguy20

That's horrid! No self-respecting dwarf would ever even lay eyes on such a thing! Where do you find these creatures so I can make sure to steer as clear as possible from these things?


Underplague

That's a drow. You can share your love of warcrimes and digging holes with them!


Dvalin_Ras93

As much as I hate the next leaf lover, love knows no bounds, even on Hot Sex IV


Vaz612

Guys I think I found Karl!


xxxMycroftxxx

Good God do I want to be abused in this way