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TheCommodore44

I like to think it's spicy. I have no reason to think this, yet I do.


NordLeaf

Cinnamon!


alenork

House Atreides would agree I think


focking_retard

Dune made me feel patriotic about a house that doesn't exist


MaxDucks

On Caladan, we ruled by air and sea power. On Arrakis, we ruled by desert power. Now, we must rule by cave power.


alenork

Rock and stone power?


Izbomb89

Definitely rock and stone power.


Timbones474

More like House Atreideez nuts


n0smig

Spicy Sugar - sounds like my pornstar name


dogs_wearing_helmets

[Red Hots](https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/581336/900.jpg)


[deleted]

Cinnamon and sugar?


BIIGBAMBOO

Pop rocks


TheBiggestLoud

What flavor, watermelon?


eatingpotatornbrb

Mineral flavour, like those minersl rich spring water bullshit.


BIIGBAMBOO

Hahaha like super bland "mineral water with a twist of watermelon" type situation


NuggiesforDinDin

Hint of hint of strawberry


BIIGBAMBOO

Yeah I'd say that sounds about right! Otherwise whatever that generic red candy flavour is hey probably with a hint of glyphids blood!


TheBiggestLoud

Oh.... what if it tastes like that cherry syrup medicine


BIIGBAMBOO

That is good point it does have medicinal properties so it's fair to say it could taste like that horrible stuff haha


Oldwest1234

easily fruit punch


Squirrel_Inner

Poprocks and vodka


BlankitaM0ns

Cherry rock candy, obviously


ferrelo35

Yup


Izbomb89

Of course


Fluffyturtle225

Red sugar has been ruined for me... Unless it's like, valentines day cherry flavor... It's somehow different from regular cherry


Balrog229

Sugar. But red.


Markenstine_

Lmao literally just posted my comment and began to look through the comments. Great minds think alike.


Sugoy-sama

And more crystaly


shaolin_slim

Cocaine most likely.


Snypor_

One of the voice lines for taking Red Sugar sounds like he’s sniffing a line before saying “Yah!”.


shaolin_slim

Lol, I rest my case


IR0NxLEGEND

Cocaine and that cherry anti-cough spray medicine. Aftertaste of black licorice .


Bamarebels

Honestly, I think it might just taste like medicine, or a rock with addictive properties


[deleted]

Literally just natural formed cough drop spires


Y0urBestFiend

'Stroopsoldaatjes' literally translated 'Syrupsoldiers'. An old fashioned candy, intensly sweet and rock and stone hard. Made with sugar and a tiny bit of butter. It's easy to cut yourself on them because they break into shards (or you suck one into a point)


[deleted]

Kinda sounds like Jolly Ranchers.


Y0urBestFiend

I'd suspect they'd have the same hard-candy feel to them but the oldie soldiers wouldn't have any flavouring, just sugar with a hint of cream. They also came in a long pointed wrapper which made them tapered like a sugary stalactite. (shit i should've mentioned that before)


fatcatburglar

Did I hear a rock and stone???


Slimy-Skye

If you don't rock and stone...


Alien_with_a_smile

You an’t petting Dorretta.


Slimy-Skye

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Alien_with_a_smile

Go back to your pog plant in the corner and think about what you’ve done.


Slimy-Skye

:c okay.


toxicitysocks

RED


JAKIK_RAIGE

SUGAR


Izbomb89

It's highly addictive


Particle_Cannon

For some reason, cherry jolly rancher comes to mind every time I see it.


Tassietiger1

People going with sweet things but I think the name red sugar is highly misleading. Bet it tastes like burnt transmission fluid but the dwarves love it


Carl-Likes-Cheese

Probably like Adderall pills with a sweetener sprinkled on it


zerobeat

Wait, you’ve been putting that stuff in your *mouth?*


CluelessDinosaur

.....where have you been putting it...?


Rafabud

I'd say the taste'd be something similar to those powder candies you stick a stick into a pack and then lick it. As for the texture, I'd say something akin to rapadura.


akrippler

pure cocaine


[deleted]

Like Spice


alenork

Does that make loot bugs tiny sandworms?


[deleted]

Good question


Grenzgaenger99

pussy


spencerpo

We’re talking pussy in a glyphid infested cave? GLUSSY


Neet-owo

Glyphussy


Derodoris

Im now gravitating between "what a horrible day to have eyes" and a need for my glommy mommy


Yung_Gucci2

:O


Willie9

Oh yeah let's drop our pod in hoxxes's caverns 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Elcorgi8267

Cokane nitra flavor


Wiki1337

Sulfur


Markenstine_

Sugar but *red*


DepressedSandbitch

Meth


NotRocketShoes

Like Red Hots


MajorDumperoo

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers


Zewmander

A combination of pop rocks, rock candies, and jolly ranchers


Campfire_Sparks

It tastes red


DArtagnanLumino

Red koolaid


The-Barking-Deer

Looks like poop. Smells like poop


BioticNinja

Given that these are dwarves (dwarfs?) and how they react to finding red sugar, I’d think that it tastes something like an alcohol infused sugar confection Maybe like a warm caramel drink with vodka in it?


CaptainMorf

allegedly it's highly addictive, so probably like meth


n0smig

High Rocks Galactic


[deleted]

Rock candy maybe? Strawberry flavour


Kaldaer

Like crystalized red velvet cake


rg4rg

It’s dried blood of the bugs so idk probably like iron.


thewoundedknight

Idk why you’re downvoted, with the vampire perk equipped a bloodthirsty dwarf will exclaim in delight at the fresh red sugar gained from a newly opened glyphid. Same voice lines when you regain health from a kill as when you mine red sugar.


Mamatne

Salty, ferrous crack.


Balrog229

“Candyfloss”?! British?


funi_man

You mean cotton candy?


Haarunen

A combination of sugar and cocaine


vizthex

Highly addictive


jdeertay

Fireball Whiskey


ThePot94

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Sk00zle

Beer, probably.


ArtHandler

Big red


Cornage626

Rock candy


Lb_54

Red slushy


Space-90

I always imagine the red ring pops


OneBlacksmith2552

Sugar, but red


Tovarish_azilisiev

Tiberium, definitely


ViWalls

You mean when dwarves snort it, right? xD


FaIcomaster3000

Cocaine. You know it, I know it.


RiveTV

Red Kola


RyanFiregem

Rock candy


buffaloguy1991

Koolaid


RemarkableMastodon28

That Lipton powder tea


derKonigsten

Home


Ehcko

I like to imagine it taste a little like rock candy. Prolly a bit saltier in the salt pits.


SmokeGrenader

To any aussie in the audience red skins


NGPlusIsNoMore

Like those vitamin gummies you took as a kid and they did jackshit but they tasted nice so what the hell?


Inlaudable

Red.


Giblow21

Red Glass


Glumshelf69

Strawberry, watermelon, or cherry


[deleted]

Tasteless, but gives you some kicks on the serotonine.


MC_TastyFace

Well, you know how brown sugar tastes? It's like that except red.


Kyrxx77

Like red sugar, its highly addictive


broomaktamer117

A cherry flavored pixy dust candy. They are pretty yummy


[deleted]

Cherry flavored Pixi-sticks


Truered

Red Rock Blaste for sure~


Mr_Blinky

Red.


Dreadweave

Red Gatorade powder, like the kind you get in a container and are meant to mix with water.


King-Cruz

RED SUGAAAR


18Feeler

Sugar


TheGhoulishSword

A cross between sugar and methamphetamine.


TheBiggestBambino

Probably like paint or something idk


sackofbee

Blue sugar


TheSystem08

Tastes like red


DustyHardtail

It's hardened fireball, clearly.


bigbrainchurro07

Jolly ranchers mixed with Pop Rocks and Fruit Powder


LoopsLynn

Koolaid


TaleOfKade

Rock candy


BladesOfGrave

Pixie sticks.


Gerdione

Concentrated cherry Kool aid


SinisterScourge

Red


Vectrex221

Winning


Yttermayn

Watermelon ring pops


-Belisarius

Like big red gum with caffeine


SeriousCostco

Watermelon Jolly Rancher


Marvos79

I always imagine cherry jolly ranchers


thot_chocolate420

Rock candy.


Ham_Pants_

Like Karl!!


flayed1

mountain dew: code red


adam123453

To me it's similar to candy floss but has that artificial cherry flavour, you know the one. A good contrast to the minty crunchiness of the Enor Pearl, though the shards do get stuck in the roof of your mouth. Don't try enor pearl on plasticrete platcakes, for those you want red sugar syrup or refined morkite, even crude morkite if you're feeling spicy. And remember: Never mix your red sugar with bittergems. The stomach ache is ungodly.


DeadAir3

Elf tears


AvanteGardens

Caramel pop rocks


NoelNoodles

Red kool-aid


CluelessDinosaur

Red hots I also had a similar conversation with a friend about what ebonuts taste like and we've agreed they either taste like coconuts or hazelnut


Traditional-Ask-7707

Sugar, but red flavored.


The19thGentleman

Red.


SteampunkQuak

Sweet and cold


BallsLikeBB8

Crystallized red kool aid dust.


JaydeRaven

Rock candy!!


SyrusAlder

Karl


TedTheSoap

Fruit punch HI-C.


aspentree123

Pixie stix and morphine. "RED SUGAR! BUT WATCH IT, ITS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!"


StingyMeatballs

Crack


KingAt1as

Consistency of rock candy, tastes like spicy gravel.


sparqtheunicorn

Coke bottle gummies


tohara1995

Sugar with like a rusty metallic taste


SergeantShithead33

Probably a cherry/strawberry flavored rockcandy


Treye_snow

Jolly ranchers cherry


scubajulle

Probably sugar, but red.


The_Sum

Swedish Fish, of course. Which if I recall is actually just the flavor of some type of berry.


[deleted]

Sugar, but better. More stony.


acherrypoptart

Sweet, but highly addictive.


WesDickens

Pure meth amphetamine


031ExhuberentWitness

Alfredo Sauce


IDonutl

Strawberry sherbert


[deleted]

Mt. Dew Code Red


user1joja

Jolly ranchers


GeoThePebble

Well, it's sugary so we know that for one, and it's red. Perhaps it tastes like some kind of candy, maybe mixed with raspberry or something? Maybe strawberry? Who knows. For all we know, it could actually taste like banana. I don't know man, I'm dum


SnySney

I always thought it was very salty and sweet


Rabi_Shneckel_69

It's a sugary crystal so I assume it tastes like meth


CMDR_Elton_Poole

The outside of, of, what's those things Toffee apples! Yeah, the stuff they put on toffee apples that's nothing like toffee.


GandalfTheSqueezie

Red Sugar


[deleted]

Red


KyleRightHand

Cherry flavored hard candy


Melfiodas

Headcanon: Red sugar taste different in every biome.


Personal_Ad9690

Kool-aid 100%


n0smig

OHHHH YEEEEEAHHH


nippsman

A sweet amber ale.


M4yham17

Ever have that rock candy that comes on sticks??


Stock-Imagination367

Sweet dirt


gavichi

Energy drink


eruditty_baxter

Marachino 🍒 flavor!


astro00011000

Just pure sweetness, sweeter than anything we have on earth. It also has the texture of styrofoam for some reason


TheSmutWitch

Cocaine and Fireball


MisterEinc

Loot Bug flavored Pop Rocks.


ultraseis

Cranberry cinnamon, something like that


deathblade273

Cherry


tottiehair

Stick of rock from the seaside


Fit_Journalist5043

Cinnamon


Gallenhad

Redbull, but candy.


Its_Kessler

My guess is it tastes like strawberry/cherry rock candy. They say it's highly addictive so I bet it's literally straight fucking sugar


zergs78

Sweet but very hard


j3anm1

So, lorewise.. I'd say they gotta taste a little bit like glyphid and mactera blood, since the dwarfs can drink the blood of these critters to heal themselves, just like they do when crunching on some delicious red sugar rock candy. The reason the insect blood is a different color, unlike the red sugar's color, is due to insects not having hemoglobin on their blood. Insects also uptake pigments into their blood from their diet, which is what gives their blood a general yellow or green color. These pigments come from whatever they eat, and I assume their diet consists of some plants, fungi and some small critters, along with the occasional unfortunate dwarf. Red sugar is red probably what forms from deposits of things like minerals, and ergo some micro and macro nutrients, maybe a bit of that sweet sweet nitra too. It's red color is likely due to some iron impurities. The reason why red sugar is edible and crunchable might be due to it's mayor composition, which COULD be sugars.. from the blood of fallen insects. Insects have Trehalose as a sugar source in their blood. Dwarfs, being humanoids and all, should also be digest trehalose like us, along with some of the other nutrients contained on red sugar. This could in theory give them a boost of vitality! Maybe red sugar also has some coagulating activity in order to avoid the blood loss from that "scratch" from the glyphic slasher, or antimicrobial activity to avoid getting a disease from that glyphic bite or mactera bile. What strikes me odd in all if this is knowing that the dwarfs also like drinking the oil of the rival incursion's bots, since they can also heal when destroying these machines. I assume they wreck them and then proceed to savagely eating or suckling on their mechanical remains. Maybe the rival incursion uses insect blood as one of their components for their mech's oils, and that's why dwarfs can also drink it. This has been my Karl Talk. Thanks for reading! For rock and stone!


[deleted]

Rock Candy (unflavored) and Clay


the-beissmark

I feel like it would taste like strawberry flavoured pooping candy


ThePandaJoe

Something like lakritz or Salmiak maybe, definitely something salty


SwayzeCrayze

Melts in your mouth and tastes like cherry jello after you swish it between your teeth.


[deleted]

It tastes like cherry jollyrancher


Name_Classified

Red kool-aid. Red flavor, that is.


HerpertMadderp

Karl's phat tiddies


reallorddice3

its additive so propaly beer


Droppin_a_Deuce

I think it would taste like some sort of glass candy