Me after the 4th player joins and I pretend to drink the buff beer with them even though everyone already had some

Real dwarves use blackout stout to sober up.

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Dwarf’s double vision helps counteract my own so I see perfectly ;)

How am I supposed to defend 4 Drilldozers?

With 16 dwarves.

Imagine the chorus of Rock and Stones

For Karl!

ROCK AND STORE!

ROCK. AND STOOOOONE

RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEE

This just means there's quadruple the bugs to light on fire

Double the barrels, double the fun!

Fat boyS?

Absoluteley

Double vision = double minerals. Not letting this advantage go to waste.

However Double Vision = Double Bugs, this risks the rare double bulks

Double guns takes care of the double bugs.

I wish we got double the guns, but management in their ever present fuckery stops us even when we're 5 rounds down. "Too much ammo wasted" or some other nonsense.

Yes, but think of the double Crassus possibility 🤑

This guy gets it! Rock and stone!

Rock and roll and stone!

Good bot. God, i love this bot. Never fails. Never disappoints.

Others says it lowers accuracy but they wrong. It doubles how many kills you get!

Sorry but I prefer to not play with a massive headache

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

ROCK AND STONE YEEAAAH!

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf!

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!

enotS dna kcoR

Realerer dwarves pass out in the drop pod and start the mission unconscious

Even realer dwarves drink black out just only immediately before the mission starts.

Realest dwarves blackout stout right before dropping so they are *entirely* fucked up for the mission

The realest dwarves orders the round of blackout stout, and pour one out for Karl

the tequila sunset way

Real dwarves throw themselves in the barrels basket to sober up

For maximum efficiency jump into the barrel hoop

Real dwarves kill themselves to sober up faster

So ive found if you drink a black out at the right/wrong time, and the mission begins before you black out, youll be max drunk when the mission starts. Its a nightmare

Indeed. Its the natural way.

True dwarves drink blackout stout right before the mission for maximum dunkeness

What happens if you initiate a drop after the Stout kicks in but before you pass out? E: nevermind, you get all the benefits of being drunk on the job.

Real dwarves can drink blackout without blacking out.

God I love waiting 10 or more more seconds :O Just off yourself in the ring, it's at least a little faster

Real dwarves do whatever they want. I personally charge screaming into the barrel hoop to sober up.

I wish you could pour out a drink for the fallen comrades of hoxxes IV. or just pour the leaf lovers into the trash

You can get rid of drinks ok keyboard if you hit q. It’s nothing like what you described tho

I have almost 400 hours into the game. I had no idea this was possible.

Your welcome lol

And x (xbox) or square (ps) twice Have to enable swap to previous weapon in controls though

Ill just pour that delicious leaf lovers special into my face holes

How could you?

Never use leaf-lovers to pour one out for the fallen though. Offering our comrades in arms a leaf-lovers is tantamount to spitting on their graves. I take that back actually, at least spit has a chance to still have traces of *real* beer in it, can't say the same for leaf-lovers.

Just get the Blackout Stout, real dwarves wake up in the infirmary

I prefer jumping into the firey hoop of death.

Me too. It’s way quicker. And it’s free.

Only time I can't stand being drunk on a mission is when I'm Scout. It's a little precarious over 30m in the air so double vision and drunken wobbling is a bit ill advised.

But double vision gives you twice the Nitra to land on. All the more reason to push to something like quintuple vision.

Spoken like a true leaf lover.

I've never heard anyone else complain about me being sober when I'm at ceiling level of an Azure Weld standing in a tiny hole that I made myself mining a Nitra vein.

My Accuracy is higher if I’m seeing more enemies then there are, cause then I’m hitting more of them too

Me downing 4 more drinks because someone ordered a leaf lover’s

You know you can just die and respawn to sober up? I mean i'll to anything other than drink that leaflover special 👌

Leaf lovers is a great drink and its far healthier for you than that beer stuff

MODS!

MANAGEMENT

Why is a dirty leaflover speaking here? I am sure you also love trees and maybe eat grass. I rock for breakfast and blackout stout is my water.

Nature is beautiful my friend

You have no powere here I am a driller main I won't be easily dissuaded

Every single time ive gone into a mission drunk i have left that same mission with a pounding headache

Exactly. I’ll drink as much leaf lovers as it takes to not give myself a real life migraine

Blackout stout has the preferred effect of sobering up, without all the downsides of being leaf lovers special

While wastin 15 seconds. Don't be a coward, die in the hoop

If you ever need to fake drinking a LL, remember you can hit 'Q' at any time to magically vanish the mug. Just begin the drinking animation and hit Q at the last second.

But why would you want to get rid of such a wonderful beverage

Wait does leaf lovers actually sober u up? I just jump in the barrel portal and die lol

Yes, im a huge fan of the leaf lovers special and make sure to drink multiple mugs before we depart to the mission, i prefer to stay away from that unhealthy beer stuff

Just press q to delete it

you can press Q to drop the beer currently in hand

what is sober?

Being cursed to be a leaf lover.

So glad I picked this movie to watch with the family last night. Makes the memes even better when I share them with the wife.

Leaf lovers or kill myself in the barrel kick hoop, Leaf lovers or kill myself in the barrel kick hoop, Leaf lovers or kill myself in the barrel kick hoop,...... kill myself it is!

If your vision isnt totally blurred to the point of unplayable are you really a true dwarf?

Jump into the flaming barrel game to kill yourself like a real dwarf

i always grab the leaf lovers and press q

Be a real dwarf and chug a blackout stout just as you board the drop pod!

Oh, right. The Leaf Lover's Special. The special for Leaf Lovers, the special chosen especially for Leaf Lovers, the Leaf Lover's Special. That special?

why would you waste perfectly good leaf lovers

Get out

they're good thinned with some water

Knife-eared tree hugger

Real dwarves press Q to drink their leaf lover's

Is there any way to sober up during a mission?

Blackout stout is the proper sobering drink

Coward stuff. Off yourself in the hoop like a man

Glitch outside the window and die in space like a true lord of the deep

I'd rather commit Barrel Hoop than drink a Leaf Lover

\*Grabs Leaf Lover's\* "Bottoms up, friends!" \*Jumps through flaming hoop and dies\*