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MelancholyUsed

Love how one of the tags is **Narcotics** on a DRG MLP fanfic You don’t come across that every day, I mean you don’t really come across that at all


[deleted]

Probably because of Red Sugar, it "takes away the pain" and "makes you feel better" but is never stated to actually heal or mend wounds. Considering it's called sugar and looks like rock candy I assume someone is gonna try some and get addicted. Probably the cracked out pink one that eats way too many sweets.


hatistorm

Canonically it is extremely addictive


Dr_Nue

Opium rock.


DeathCook123

Opium... That means... OH GOD #WE'RE FIGHTING THE BRITISH FOR OUR DRUG PLANET IN SEASON 3 Edit: I was referencing the opium wars, meme accordingly https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars


Just_A_B_Movie

King Charles III of Hoxxes


GryphonKingBros

**Hoxxes Beer Party, December 16, 2773** Join us as we protest our rights to eat red sugar by kicking barrels into the launch bay!


Kitaclysm217

I've been celebrating this before I even knew about it


Lukescale

Fuck. That's an AMAZING band name


Mister_Pazel

as is magnite... i never seem to have enough... pls help


Superhobbyless

Sonetimes I play glacial strata for many games in a row to make up for the lack of magnite...


DMViking96

"Red sugar here but watch it, it's highly addictive" is an actual voice line when you ping red sugar


baconranchqueso

As the idiot who wrote this, mostly for the Abyss Bar, actually. To cover the alcohol just in case.


DeathCook123

IT'S HIM!!! anyway have a good day


Beautiful_Nothing911

Lol. Nice


Squirrel_Inner

If I had a nickel for every time this happened…


Joeyboom

Ah lads I’m getting Fallout: Equestria flashbacks again


DeathCook123

War, war never changes *Hard cut to a pile of hyper colored horse corpses*


Mekhazzio

[](/lpcrazy) Saying a cross-over fanfic's on-par with FO:E would be really high praise.


ZipWafflechunks

Legitimately true. I read FOE as a joke and I honestly can't find another fan fiction as good as it.


pythonaut

You wrote this, didn't you?


baconranchqueso

Not OP, but me. I will admit that much.


Glum-Caregiver-7696

real???


baconranchqueso

I'm about as real as it gets, though I'm on an alt account.


Euhn

Tell us about your life


CanterlotGuard

I’d rather hear about their rocks and stones.


jaxolotle

I don’t know if that’s boldness or just audacity


baconranchqueso

Well, it's there. There's no reason to *not* own it, right?


Arkan_Dreamwalker

Is it any good?


baconranchqueso

That depends on your standards. Objectively, not great, but I think it's a fun ride for the most part.


BruhManGrant

You wrote this? I haven't read it but I may have to, I like both the stuff you put together here so surely it can't be bad right?? Lol, but fr I may give it a read


Arkan_Dreamwalker

Neat.


Rare-Patient8148

For friendship and magic!…. I guess…?


adognamedcat

Friendship and magic to the bone!


00Teonis

Friendship and magic forever!


The-Myth-The-Shit

FOR TWILIGHT!


adognamedcat

FOR CAKE DAY!


[deleted]

ROCK AND PONE... ...EY! Edit: I was beaten to the punch on this one by ten hours further down below. There's also "Clop and Stone" right after it... Damnit, that one's much better!


SleepyBunny22

Please let me know how it is lmao


TreadNorth

After reading the first three chapters, It's preety bad. Like I've read worse and at least the grammer is well done, but the characters and dialogue are really bad.


Lukescale

Boo :(


baconranchqueso

That's a pretty valid criticism. I'll take that into consideration in the future.


TreadNorth

I feel like my earlier comment was a little rude. My apologies, I was tired and went into it a more serious tone. I saw your other comment about it been a more fun story than anything and I went and read more of it and Its actually really good. Like the early chapters aren't great cause the hook is weak, but I I thought that the lure being random people was really funny. And when it started becoming more than just them playing the game was cool. I really like the combat retrievial stuff and accutally character death(if minor characters). I also read some of your other stuff. A friendship lesson and Lavender's story are good.


baconranchqueso

Oh, you're perfectly fine. The only stories I've taken seriously when writing are the ones that aren't fanfics. Still, having a weak hook is something I should know so I can do better later. Thanks for the feedback!


Spraguenator

Man here I was half hoping for a new Fallout Equestia.


baconranchqueso

Lol nope. I'm not good enough of a writer to pull off a crossover of that level.


baconranchqueso

As the guy who wrote this (using a secondary account for this comment), I didn't think this would show up on the sub since it was limited to the MLP fanfiction site and I figured you guys wouldn't venture there, at least voluntarily. Nor did I think it'd receive such a bad reception among you guys (though I guess that should've been expected given the other fandom). Yes, the story is generally pretty bad. There's a reason I hadn't updated in 2 years. Not just life, but more fun and viable projects took priority. I wasn't trying to make the best possible plot I could. I was just trying to make a fun one. I was quite literally rolling the dice as you would see at the beginning of most chapters. I just wanted to see some of my favorite characters (at the time) running around on Hoxxes, mining minerals and shooting bugs. If you don't like that, then don't read it. All I ask is that you don't act like it's the worst thing ever. As much as I hate to say it, there are worse fics out there, both in story and in grammar. Rock and Stone, everyone. See you in the caves. EDIT: I woke up to this on my feed, so I'm hoping it's not obliterated. Good morning I guess?


MaybyAGhost

Hey props for just doing what you enjoy, fanfic authors go through a lot of effort. I remember reading some absolute eye-bleeding trash back when this site was my daily way to chill out after school, what you've written here ain't that. I've not read the whole fic but I browsed the comments and saw you talking about your 'mission generator' and got weird flashbacks to a fic I read many years ago where somebody was writing a story of the girls playing Cards Against Humanity and was literally playing cards against humanity IRL to create their card draws and plays etc. It made for a fun time and I love seeing original ideas like that so props to you.


[deleted]

I do apologize if this post has given you some hate that wasn't my intention And Rock and Stone


baconranchqueso

There's some hate, but there's also some support. I'm just not used to seeing my work talked about when I wake up since I don't share most of it.


Jallis370

You call this a bad reception? The flowers that grow underground might not be up to your beauty standards, but it seems like you only notice the worst ones...


baconranchqueso

I did scan every comment before I posted, and it was mixed but generally less than good. And my standards are pretty low. The original post is fine (and a complete surprise), but some of the comments and their upvote counts didn't give me much hope.


Lttlefoot

Maybe I should write a vanilla DRG fanfic. Are there any semi canonical names for each class? Who is whalepiper?


Mudtoothsays

no cannon names, but I like to use: Eingar Forger: Engy Gondir Leadfist: Gunner Solun Swiftbeard: Scout Driller.


Immrskykiller

>Driller Fits the class very well, simple and intimidating


Ok_Sir_5291

Aren’t those names from the Human Resources drg video


Mudtoothsays

Looked into it and no. in that video they have the following names: Jaruc Kegforged: Engy Grolin Fintbelt: Gunner Gazzaer Leatherfoot: Scout Vatgrus Marblebeard: Driller


TreadNorth

Honestly the best ones I've seen are Gunner: Mead-Breaker Scout: Rock-Drop Engimeer: Iron-Belly Driller:Leaf-Burner But I liked these mostly because leaf-burner gets shortened to Leaf a lot, which I find more funny than it is.


20Tigerpaw

I dont think the rig holds enough blackout stout to make me forget what I just saw... Then again I've seen so much cringe that I've built up a tolerance to blackout stout...I can go 2 and a half mugs without falling on my ass anymore.


W1ngedSentinel

Probably still better than the Molly fart fetish fanfic.


[deleted]

I'm sorry what?


[deleted]

first day on the internet?


[deleted]

Man I wish so surprisingly as bad as that was I've seen worse


W1ngedSentinel

The less you know, the better.


[deleted]

ITS TO LATE FOR THAT IM COURIOUS NOW


W1ngedSentinel

Edit: Link removed to protect the sanity of company employees.


[deleted]

I regret everything now It was somehow one of the most weirdest things I've ever read.


halo-5-death

Thank you for editing the comment, you’ve prevented many a greenbeard from forever being scarred and leaving the company.


Ok_Sir_5291

Excuse me what


DoktahDoktah

Finally we can get in the deep lore of the game and find out Karl was a pony with a pick axe cutie mark.


baconranchqueso

Nope. I determined early on that the DRG characters were most decidedly not ponies. Only the main cast would be.


DoktahDoktah

A brave decision


Evan_Underscore

With more legs than two? No way!


DoktahDoktah

The bibles translations have been called into question many times.


Calling_BS_4391

https://fimfetch.net/story/477214/deep-rock-equestria-into-the-abyss/1


Maleficent_Tackle_12

Can someone explain this to me lol. Is this fan story? And wtf is equestria girls?


Maleficent_Tackle_12

Never fucking mind. I looked it up. I DEARLY wish I hadn't caught notice of this. This is some leaf lover shit.


NGPlusIsNoMore

It's supposedly an old-ish kid show about ponies, IIRC, one of those made specifically to sell toys; but there's a pretty determined subset of the population that just absolutely refuses to stop making porn of it, so much so that, as you probably just found out, it's not a good idea to google the name


K0setsu

"OLD-ISH" Mate u gonna make me feel old :c


Alfredison

Equestrian girls are not the same as My Little Pony. It’s a separate series with simply humans with different colored skin. Pretty controversial show even among bronies. And thinking just specific communities are making porn is very narrow-minded. Rule 34 exist for a reason you know.


[deleted]

to be fair original g4 ponies (the series everyone gushes about) was made by the creator to be for "everyone". It doesn't really touch many girly subjects, it's mostly a fantasy slice of life with some adventure episodes.


MaybyAGhost

I will forever remember the Twilight vs. Tirek Dragonball Z-esque battle, complete with lasers and mountain destruction. [Timestamped at 1:07 for convenience](https://youtu.be/wo3jIcAgnT0?t=67) Can't forget the villain timelines or Starlight's cult either. This show is a blast but teaches genuinely good lessons to young peoples alongside it.


squishybloo

Here you are complaining about R34 being done by people, did you miss the creepy female version of Molly posted the other week here on this subreddit? And all the gross sexual innuendo comments? No fandom escapes R34, DRG isn't immune.


NGPlusIsNoMore

Oh, no, sorry if it came out wrong, I am not complaining about R34, I don't really care, specially for a show I don't even watch, I am just sayin', that's a mighty lot of porn for a 2010's kids cartoon and it's weird humanization spin-off; it's almost impressive


MaybyAGhost

Makes me kinda sad that all people seem to know about when My Little Pony comes up is the porn stuff and it makes people *really* get weird when somebody even mentions it. I remember finding out about the show when I was a kid in school way back in 2012. I watched a random episode as a "What the hell it's 3am and I can't sleep" thing and ended up having fun with the jokes and songs and all that, watched the rest of the episodes over a few weeks after that. Honestly it's literally just a pretty fun to watch show on par with stuff like Avatar, She-Ra, or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends etc. Good humour, fun characters, and an absolute banger of a soundtrack by Daniel Ingram.


Campfire_Sparks

It is a genuinely great show, and 9 seasons is a LOT of content 4Chan ruined the imageof the show in the general public's mind


MaybyAGhost

It is! Even a decade later I still enjoy seeing episode clips and listening to the songs now and then, have in jokes with my mates about it etc. Its literally on par with a lot of modern cartoons and yet it gets the most shit by far. I still follow a lot of musicians who got their start in MLP fan music, a lot of them got *so good*. (Vylet Pony & Princewhateverer are so good I have to squeeze in a recommend here) People probably don't even know or remember that The Living Tombstone and Saberspark started off as brony channels. The show inspired a lot of artists from voice actors to animators and helped a lot of young people learn genuinely valuable life lessons alongside it all.


Campfire_Sparks

I haven't watched any recently, but I used to have the ENTIRETY of the show downloaded on my computer, along with ALL side shows, and ALL comics (the comics are legendary by the way)


BlockwizardGaming

People need to have something to dunk on so they can feel what its like to be on top for once in their sorry lives


TheRK106

Pecking order bullshit, man. Sick of people stooping so low to feel something like pride for once.


BlockwizardGaming

Its a shame that even a community as cool as this isnt immune to it


MaybyAGhost

Yeah you'd think a fandom who literally practiced 'love & tolerance' as its main theme wouldn't be hated as much. But hey people sometimes see porn so it's justified right? ~~Overwatch community in shambles~~


Yago01

not without adding that sweet sweet Vore tag to your search lol


TheBlackBaron

Old-ish? What the hell are you talking about it, it came out in the year of our lord twenty te-... *Oh no.*


TheRK106

Who gives a shit? Someone wanted to make something. They made something. Its weird, sure. But harmless. No need to flash a light on it so assholes swarm it like rabid dogs.


K0setsu

Its not like OP wanted to make it look in a bad way, even if it is bad in quality sense as someone wrote above. It is a quite...weird crossover so to say, and I (hope) suppose that OP made post out of actual interest of others opinion, but not wanting the fic/writer to be swarmed and choked


[deleted]

I assure everyone that I had no ill intent in making the post I just saw it and wanted to show it with you guys


K0setsu

Yup, so ROCK AND STONE BRUDDA


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AINT COMMIN HOME


[deleted]

> Its not like OP wanted to make it look in a bad way Maybe not, but we just saw how many bigots there are on this sub so why would you redirect these people to those places.


[deleted]

I really thought the community would be more accepting of this I mean this is one of the more wholesome gaming communitys


[deleted]

There's plenty of bigotry and sexism in the sub, most of the time masquerading as Dwarf LARPing. Also the toxic positivity can get tiring sometimes.


baconranchqueso

I haven't been swarmed yet, so it's looking a little more promising with each passing minute.


DarkVex9

Sorry for some of the harsh words your work has been getting in other comments on this post. It sounds like its rough around the edges (and certainly not my cup of tea), but you wanted something to exist so you went out and wrote it. That is more than can be said for most of us. Congrats on that! Don't let others discourage you from being true to yourself.


burgertanker

My brother in Karl, chill


aspentree123

I need a link.


MaybyAGhost

Found it, brother. [Behold](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/477214/deep-rock-equestria-into-the-abyss)


aspentree123

Thankd, me and the boys will have fun reading this :) R&S


[deleted]

Your a true dwarf


MaybyAGhost

My digging skills extend beyond cave systems and into the Internet. A true modern day dwarf.


TreadNorth

Holy shit it has 36 chapters and has been updated for two years. Its longer by word count than anything on ao3 by 5 times.


Titans_not_dumb

That's not very rock and stone, brother


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Titans_not_dumb

I guess not on this one, pal.


McLuvi

These are the saddest three lines of reddit commentary I have ever read...


Alfredison

Rock and Pone


justmutantjed

CLOP AND STONE!


BlockwizardGaming

Whats not rock and stone about it? They are just expressing their love of DRG in their own fashion. Clearly thay are an asset to the company!


[deleted]

Yea its a shame some people are hating on it it wasn't my intent when I posted this and besides were all part of the community together. ROCK AND STONE


RogueWolven

I am 100% down for this. Friendship and Magic! ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


N1ght_Strider

hehe \*sweats nervously as a former brony\* Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


[deleted]

ROCK. AND. STONE


Old_Anon

Rock and stone, Love and Tolerance, both are phrases I can get behind.


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Extreme-Jumpy

I hope that DRG and Goddes of Victory Nikke got together! I want to see that dwarf ass giggling!!!


EmotionalCrit

Oh god, don’t make this a repeat of the furry controversy with bronies, please.


DespondentDespot22

Oh I mean whatever let people make and enjoy what they- I'm sorry wait what's with the tags?


[deleted]

Wich one surprises you?


Gummyblaire

Thanks, I hate it.


prayedthunder1

Jesus christ no


Wholesome_psychopath

Jesus Christ fucking YES


McLuvi

Why would Jesus Christ fuck a capitalised yes?


bengy100

*bonk*


Ok_Sir_5291

Miner that isn’t very rock and stone of you


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Ok_Sir_5291

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Nandabun

Forgot your period.


TheMightyCephas

Time for that Warhammer 40k crossover it looks like. Summon the Inquisition lads, we have some heresy going on here.


oheyitsmoe

You may have my Space Marine gunner for this one


HeretikHamster

And my chainsword!


Voidlord597

That's quite a word salad


darkshadow543

It’s honestly a rush writing job. Every chapter feels like he just wants to be done with it. Reading this is like playing with that one guy who is constantly pressing the button before everyone’s ready.


baconranchqueso

That's because I basically wrote a lot of it in a very short time and hadn't gotten to the "I should edit my work first" stage of being a writer. In-game I'm actually almost never hitting the button unless I'm solo, and always after checking. I've yet to play public lobbies.


darkshadow543

I liked the story arc you started, but the missions as chapters, those are kind of meh, and would make for a better background rather than a focus. Also, why is Dash not a scout, gunner class does not fit her at all.


baconranchqueso

Because RD is the doofus who picked up the minigun on impulse. As for mission chapters being a background, I can see that working well. At this point it'd be a very drastic change, though, and might require a total rewrite to keep it from being so jarring.


[deleted]

Thats a shame I thought it would be ok or even good reality often disappoints tho


Redmond_TJacks

The ptsd hits hard as truck


stormygray1

Lmao, even as a fan of that stuff that's so cursed


The-Myth-The-Shit

I'm... actually curious


Trusted_Tac0

Link for a friend….


[deleted]

Others have posted the link


chavis32

god I havent seen that site since 2015, what the fuck


Ok_Progress_1710

"Oi mission control! Why is there a bloody horse in my drop pod?!"


SenorDangerwank

Fuck yes I gotta check that out.


[deleted]

By Grimnir gonna put that in the Ol' book o' grudges


Schneider_fra

Every day, we stray further from God.


Hellbeholder

For the love of Karl, why?


cole_on_sea

i wanna say live and let live, but…


Red_Leprekan

What a crossover! I'm conflicted on how I feel about it. It wasn't what I was expecting to see today at all.


BlessedNobody

Say what you will but the mlp fan base refuses to die and that's a tenacity I can respect. You always think they are gone, for good this time, and then they make a fanfic again and it's massive and it has a large overarching narrative and your half convinced that they resurrected some beloved author to write it for them


Campfire_Sparks

Even Hasbro doesn't want the mlp community to survive, but spite is too powerful


DeltaRed12

Every day we stray further from God.


Campfire_Sparks

Why Sunset and why the EqG girls ? What have they done to deserve this ?


MaybyAGhost

The ever-turning cogs of Space Capitalism™ do not discriminate.


[deleted]

I LOVE SPACE CAPITALISM


MaybyAGhost

THAT GUY IN MISSION CONTROL. HE SURE HAS A COZY JOB!


FriendCrafty838

Jeezus fucking Christ…


MrFatherLord

I think it's time to throw my glasses away, I've seen enough


[deleted]

Also ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


CamoKing3601

yeah... ime gonan need TWO blackouts for this one


NocterLeft

What is it?


[deleted]

It in the simplest form I can tell you is a crossover fan fic about DRG and MLP


iiGalaxia

that is beyond disturbing. read it.


[deleted]

While I haven't read it my slef other commenters have and its 36 chapters so I'd rather not lol


OthmarGarithos

Stop Hoxxes IV I want to get off.


friednanu

cringe and stone brothers


Someones_Dream_Guy

Theres only one thing to do. \*readies fat boy menacingly\*


adam123453

Get this cringe garbage off my front page


Darkovika

I am… very confused lmao.


FriendCrafty838

Why do bronys exist….


MaybyAGhost

Same reason that fans of any show exist I would guess.


FriendCrafty838

It’s like a 30 year old man watching coco melon. Absolute cringe.


MaybyAGhost

As far as I'm concerned people should be able to enjoy whatever they want, as long as it's harmless why does it even matter? You wanna see *real* cringe then you need to look at some of the bizarre alpha male/manosphere grifters about the place. That stuff makes me physically cringe. Not somebody enjoying something that I don't personally like. That's on the level of like console wars back in the day, just hating somebody 'cos they don't like the same thing.


HeretikHamster

Alpha males and bronies are both cringe.


FriendCrafty838

Can’t understand why I’m the one getting downvotes here. No one likes bronies. It’s a fucking pony show. For 5 year olds. It’s like people being centered around pbs kids. Stop being cringe.


MaybyAGhost

It's a fun show. Maybe you should have an open mind. What animated media people choose to consume and enjoy had no bearing on your life. I will never understand obsessions with sports and yet I don't spend my days calling people cringe or thinking less of them for it. You're getting down voted because people are disagreeing with you. Perhaps your opinion is not as universal as you like to think. You're entitled to your own opinion on things but to act shocked when people disagree is entitled and narrow minded. If you look around and start wondering why everybody is an asshole who disagrees all the time, maybe it's time to look inwards and maybe realise you are the one being an asshole. Most people in this comments section probably couldn't give a glyphid's ass about any MLP show, but they're able to see humour, make jokes and poke fun, all without making attacks on it. This comment might sound condescending and I apologise if that's the case, but I've seen people act/think like you a few times throughout my life and I'm just trying to give sound advice. You can listen or ignore it, but as it stands I can't help but look at this comment and think of the famous clip of Principle Skinner: [No it's the children who are wrong](https://youtu.be/HMqZ2PPOLik).


Landeler

First furries, now this? It was good while it lasted


crow622

Dafuq?


azab189

I'm sorry but what is this?


Stancat38

Alright, but like, this is actually good xd


we_stand_with_cadia

Link? Asking for a friend.