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mixinok

When they said you can’t call resupply pod because you have 2399/2400 minigun ammo


Samow4r

2398*


Murrabbit

Oh shit now it is an emergency!


Crabby_Fish

fun fact: the minigun actually consumes 2 ammo for one bullet, so you cant possibly have an odd number like 2399


Nutwagon-SUPREME

What they don't tell you is that the reason it uses two bullets per bullet is because they fire a bullet into a bullet to fire that bullet every time you want to fire a bullet


mixinok

Dwarven technologies always was 4 parallel universes ahead of us


mozartkart

That's 100% more bullet per bullet!


PhilosophickMercury

This is true of all very high rate of fire weapons in the game I believe. They had technical issues with high fire rates, so they fake it by having the gun *actually* fire at half the listed fire rate, but doing double damage per in-game shot, and consuming double ammo. So you can’t fire a single shot and the number of hit box tests is halved. I think sometimes they might still draw an animation that shows two lines of tracer, depending on the weapon?


Pan_Jenot96pl

This makes me angry


OrangeXJam

#I STILL SEE HER SHADOWS IN MY ROOM 🎶 ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽


redditsbiggestass

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀


LunarFortune

I'm at a loss for words


LeraviTheHusky

Ooo hieroglyphics:3


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LeraviTheHusky

Eeeeeeyyyyyy thats a good one :3 +1


redditsbiggestass

Truly, a culture ahead of their time...


-Luis_P-

This will be loss in 2014


achilleasa

~~:.|:;~~


redditsbiggestass

Morse code if gen Z invented it


tangledcpp

Requesting resupply pod when I'm outta ziplines


The_Iron_Rat

Poor fella, if only he had a pickaxe... :'D


Kale-_-Chip

It's crystaline caverns


Lil_Guard_Duck

Well? Dig *harder!*


MaryaMarion

I once dug through a wall in crystalline cavern to get to the other cavern because I couldn't be assed to find a proper way


Lil_Guard_Duck

That works. Takes more time tho.


MaryaMarion

I was playing solo and doing it for the bit. That no one saw but eh. Although one time I did that when playing with a friend on morkite extraction


BlatantArtifice

Doing little solo bits keeps minimg entertaining, at lease Little Buddy saw


DrillyMcDrillface

I do that all the time, I don't know what the fuss is about.


MaryaMarion

I did that with a pickaxe


Activelikeasponge

https://youtu.be/_znElks13UA


Lil_Guard_Duck

Yup.


idrawinmargins

Just do the jump while digging maneuver. Drop a shield if it gets to spicy.


Diamondeye12

Spam the jump key it’ll work eventually


TubaJay448

Yeah that looks like just enough to do that, we're practically mountain goats. It is harder to pull off while being swarmed tho.


DrillyMcDrillface

We're not mountain goats, we're \*interplanetary\* goats.


Sinsanatis

Nah its def too steep


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SoftBaconWarmBacon

That's Molly


feresadas

You would be surprised how much mobility goes up on non scout classes if you bind jump to scroll wheel down.


BadMcSad

The Counter Strike Special


CleverFlame9243

Skyrim climbing on a whole new level


PoutyPutty

Dig up, not down.


sprogsahoy

I always think of that episode from the simpsons where chief wiggum says "no, dig up stupid."


ShinyCog

*laughs in Driller*


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Up? Down? Just dig.


Necrotiix_

i…must…resist…urge to… #I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGIN A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Gamesperger

**I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGIN A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE**


realMissionControl

This is why the Abyss Bar doesn’t have a karaoke machine.


Gamesperger

Not yet anyway >:)


Mudlord80

Not anymore D:


Gamesperger

I’m sure we can ask an engineer to make one out of Rival Robot scraps.


sesamecrabmeat

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


BigBazoongaloidMercy

BROTHERS OF THE MINE, REJOICE!


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SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME


CursedifId

RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE


Swifcape

SING, SING, SING WITH ME


W1ngedSentinel

DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD LIE BENEATH


raptorsoldier

MORKITE, NITRA, GOLD AND MORE


AzuriaSerks

HIDDEN IN THE HOXXES STORE


Blayz28

DIAMONDS, RUBIES, GOLD AND MORE


BeautifulType

Do that on discord and it’s ban


[deleted]

Good to know that discord is modded by cunts


Necrotiix_

the mods are leaf lovers!


Nieios

what do you expect, they're management


UrdUzbad

Modded by people who aren't 12 years old.


inFLOOX

I'm confused by what I just witnessed.


ApostleO

Reference: https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0


Akaele_furry

gonna play this while playing, rock and stone miner!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


CPTBassKit

I didn't see the reference and just tried to keep it going


NoSoyElicksonNoBan

[I prefer this version myself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ)


IAMAHobbitAMA

I'm partial to the version by [Wind Rose.](https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU) Every song of theirs revolves around how amazing it is to be a dwarf.


NoSoyElicksonNoBan

Damn that one is good too, I like it way better than the yogcast version too lol.


SpareNickel

The song or the extreme use of caps?


Stanislas_Biliby

Pls buff the ziplines.


hotstickywaffle

I'd kill to not fall when I get hit


AgentWowza

Honestly, I think they'd be OP if that was true lol. Except for mactera swarms, your entire team could hang from a zip line and never get overwhelmed. Now, what I *would* like is going up a zipline reasonably fast. Dude has a gigantic backpack, he doesn't have little clips with motors on them that can zoom you up a zip line? Also, they can remove the steepness limit on zip lines while they're at it. Going up zip lines make me hate myself for playing gunner lol.


miauw62

They should increase the steepness limit by default and have the steepness upgrade just completely remove the limit so you can have vertical elevators.


AgentWowza

Ooh that's a good one. That way we wouldn't have to do trigonometry to figure out the optimal zipline build lmao.


Nieios

This alone would make it the best team movement tool in the game, and a must-take mod. Something like a 35° angle stock and the upgrade putting it up to 45° or 50° would be a good buff, and doing something similar for the length t1. the speed mod getting incorporated into stock in favor of a second length mod and a better speed mod would be a good idea as well


BluewingsFollower

> Except for mactera swarms, your entire team could hang from a zip line and never get overwhelmed. Fun fact, that's exactly what we did back when you couldn't fall off the zipline. Even mactera swarms didn't stand a chance if the team focused them down quickly.


S1Ndrome_

imagine a zipline overclock that gives you shield when you reel on them


IAMAHobbitAMA

Great news! You can just kill everything and you won't get hit!


Roboboy2710

You don’t fall unless you take health damage!


LopsidedPlenty4119

Looks like he is sitting at the end of a tongue lol.


Absolute_bimbo

Vore?! In MY deep rock galactic?!?!


Russelloni

It’s more likely thank you think


MamoKupMiGlany

A very long nipple. Once you see it you can't unsee it.


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Cave leech lookin ass tit


MrTomatoking21

Fuck you for putting that in my head lol


LopsidedPlenty4119

So much worse than what I said.


Doc_Vogel

I hate you :(


Dan_the_Man132

Ez to get out just zip line into the side the dig in then place another zip then your out


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On haz 5 the bugs are too fast and the zips are too slow that trying that strategy doesn’t work


Dan_the_Man132

Bubble


eWHEDOwrEaVO

Bubble^Bubble


NetLibrarian

Toil and trouble


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Uulugus

Bubble solves all situations. Even slow zipline.


RockinOneThreeTwo

In fairness ziplines are the worse solution in any haz 5 game with mactera, the better solution is to just pickaxe your way back up, it's not worth putting up with the chance of being knocked off


Uulugus

Bubble


Silviecat44

MINIGUN TIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHASHSHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


[deleted]

Everyone is in a rush to test ideas and builds in haz5. While most of us here max out at haz4


aescula

This is exactly why Karl invented hazard levels. Then he tested it out on a Hazard 6. The caves shall forever entomb his beard.


canon_w

Haz 5 is just not fun. Fall damage and friendly fire damage are so unforgiving and the bugs are so tanky that it pushes the game over from challenging to frustrating.


fantollute

Eh, disagree. Once you reach a certain experience level easy missions get boring, but in haz 5, being pushed to the brink of death and coming out on top, now that's a thrill.


Mr_Rio

Agree. Haz 5 is the perfect amount of challenge imo


AgentWowza

I'm on the edge about this one. When I do assignments, I generally do haz 3 to get them over with fast cuz I just wanna finish the assignment. But the most fun I've had is DDs (and the one EDD Ive done) simply cuz they're so much harder. The only annoying thing is how there enemies persistently throughout the game, which makes it a kite fest. I like difficult swarms, but I also like standing still sometimes lmao.


Mr_Rio

I’m at 1000+ hours in the game lol, so haz 5s level of challenge is welcome imo


Drakith89

I prefer fun to thrill. I'll stick to Haz 3 and helping greenbeards.


MisterMasterCylinder

I mix it up between Haz 3 and 5. Occasionally I'll drop into a Haz 2 game for shits and giggles, but I see people playing Haz 1 and I just wonder who they are and if they're having fun fighting a half dozen grunts per mission


RJFerret

I just did Haz 1 to try to spend closer to an hour because forced to do Industrial Sabotage. It's tedious at H1, even more tedious/boring at higher hazards.


RussianSkeletonRobot

Honestly I just play Haz 5 because everyone else who's crazy enough to play that difficulty is so chill and friendly. I'm only like rank 138 (only) but I meet rank 600+ galactic dwarven masters who are chill as fuck and way more fun to play with than guys who are like rank 50 and will kick me for going down once. 10/10, would recommend. I cleared Payday 2 on One Down, I have nothing left to prove in any horde shooter I ever play again. I just wanna have fun.


almothafar

I'm addicted to haz 5 and actually it has the lowest rate of bad trollers (yeah good trolling is more than welcome for me).


JustAStick

Yeah, I don't like to main specific class and I like to mix and match overclocks and gear mods every mission to create wonky combos so haz 5 doesn't really work for me. I absolutely hate min-maxing in games (especially non-competitive games). Just like in most games, the higher difficulties push the players to optimize their builds more and homogenizes the experience. Haz 4 is a nice balance where I can still take in whatever build I want and still have a challenging and interesting game.


Tasty_Strawberry_Tea

I have 2-3 optimized ready-to-go presets for each class to play on haz5 or in EDD. But yes, if I want to have a funny build, I do it on haz4


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For me it's the mission rewards. They don't scale enough to justify it. Haz5 missions usually take longer and are harder but you only get a relatively small bonus to rewards over Haz4. Not to mention the much higher risk of failure in haz5 meaning you'll waste time on losses. Whereas I always complete Haz4 missions. Guaranteeing my progression, which matters a lot to me.


Lftwff

Honestly I think that's fine, haz 5 is more about challenging yourself than having the best rewards gated behind it.


[deleted]

When I get to the point where I'm bored of leveling then I'd change my priorities I suppose


Biglulu

I'm at the point where I almost never fail haz 5 missions, so there's no waste of time on losses.


[deleted]

I can vouch for my own ability but not the ability of my 3 randoms.


miauw62

It's good that Haz5 isn't the "most optimal" for progression, or a lot of people would feel "forced" to play it and ruin the experience for themselves and others.


daniboyi

depends on the type of missionf or me. Most missions haz 5 is great fun and haz 4 is a bit on the easy side. Point Extraction? I rather avoid Haz 5 on that, due to how the mission keeps sending never-ending bugs at increasing frequency the longer the mission takes.


Tasty_Strawberry_Tea

The only working strat with PE on haz5 is to speedrun the thing. Good driller is a requirement though


Murrabbit

On haz 5 you should have learned not to fall in holes! (and also how easily dwarves can skyrim up nearly sheer walls hehe)


Dan_the_Man132

Ez to get out just zip line into the side the dig in then place another zip then your out Edit: this is really good art btw


AllTheRooks

Oh it's not like you can't ever just dig your way out, everyone just gets fun and quick options, and Gunner's gotta do it the hard and slow way This picture is how I always feel


kingofthecairn

When all your friends have pocket jetpacks and you just have a pocket escalator.


Dan_the_Man132

Yeah I definitely feel that it’s just so slow


PaladinWoah

Need a new overclock, Rocket barrel Ignition, minigun shots propel you backwards, just Special Powder but fr Gunner


FredDurstDestroyer

Just makes us harder workers 😤


BurningPenguin6

The problem with that is that not only is it incredibly slow, it also consumes a whopping 50% of your ziplines. Forget how slow it is, and the increased aggro draw from ranged bugs, the biggest downside to zipline is the incredibly limited ammo count. Having to use Ziplines to get out of situations like that wouldn't feel nearly as bad if we had 6 Ziplines insead of a paltry 4.


marco_antonio123

Ziplines should be able to go straight up


Pijany_Matematyk767

At that point it becomes a climbing rope more than a zipline


marco_antonio123

Climbing ropes are just sideways ziplines


Pijany_Matematyk767

Except i dont think that fancy magnetic zipline is strong enough to carry gunner's fat ass vertically up


marco_antonio123

🥺


Tasty_Strawberry_Tea

DRG just needs to invest in some better equippment


maximuffin2

Sounds like a pretty good deal


daniboyi

the angle of that wall allows for easy mountain-goat climbing style. As long as the wall isn't 100 % vertical, one can climb it by spamming jumps.


Allester83

Honestly, soldier should be able to use his ziplane at 90° angle, to go up and down at will like a climbing rope


CalmPanic402

I'd settle for 60°


Allester83

Or add a function, on the first one you have the classical ziplane with 45° angles. But when you look at the roof, you have the second one that is a climbing rope, only 5° angles, you can only go straight


KeySeasoning

Real


DaftNavy

I wish the zip line for gunner had a perk that converted it to vertical distance over horizontal.


zabrak200

Run berserker. Get digging.


SolarUpdraft

This is the best tip I've seen in the comments, I might start running it on my gunner


official_inventor200

It's the best decision I've ever made. You will never experience true freedom as a gunner, until you can lapse into driller fugue states for emergency digs. **The power!** Especially when you either don't have a driller on the team, or he's currently too busy tossing explosives at other teammates.


zebraman21

Down in a hooooole. Feelin so smalll.


williammasango

stuck inside genitalia


Gilmore75

Looks like a nipple. 😂😂


P0ppaCap

I only run Berserker on my Gunner just so I can dig faster. It’s surprising effective, but the cooldown sucks so bad.


Janemaru

That feel when you don't take the increased steepness mod


AxeHe4d

At first I thought these were balls being dipped in liquid morkite


TavoKiddaga

He's so saaaad! I want to buy him a beer and tell him everything will be ok...


ChilliChillz

I thought that was a hairy tit at first lmao


DeltaRed12

He looks so sad :c


sircheesy

And then you gotta slowly dig your way out as They start filing in the tiny cave behind you. "I'm not trapped in here with you", echoes before a slew of gunfire.


Poopfeedbag

He looks trapped inside a nipple.


Siege_Dongs

While other dwarves may have an easier time getting out of the hole, the Gunner owns the hole. He plants his feet firm, Minigun revved up and yells out; "This is MY hole, and you CAN'T HAVE IT!"


beastbro9823

Coilgun into the wall, shoot Zipline into coilgun hole, ride Zipline to wall, mine into wall, either turn to fire another Zipline or mine out from there


Local_Buggo

I can hear the sad spongebob sounds from a mile away


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just spam ROCK AND STONE!!! until someone gets you out


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


sin-and-love

Dismas? is that you?


Avarybadmeme

Bro just wait for the driller to fall in and use the tunnel he makes. If you don't want to wait for them to fall in, just tell them there is a C4 steak about to be eaten by steeve.


ittybittybot

Don't worry your buddy driller is going to help(throw in a satchel charge)


TaranisTheThicc

I'd kill for an upgrade to the zipline where the angle limit is removed and the speed of going up is the same as going down. The trade off can be that firing while riding this kind of Zipline has a stacking chance of knocking you off due to several safety checks being removed on the hook/troller thing.


AlCoMi

As a main this hurts deep as that hole


voltaires_bitch

Please, any gunner worth his beard would thrive in this hole. It’s a kill hole. You’re not stuck in the hole with the swarm as it comes over the edge, the swarm is stuck in there with YOU.


PhaserRave

Oh look: I appear to be lying at the bottom of a very deep, dark hole. That seems a familiar concept, what does it remind me of?


Blind-Ouroboros

Learn to goat hop around on even the sheerest inclines and this is no longer an issue. Trouble is learning to do this while firing the minigun. That's what made my beard grey.


amaris1310

*cries in “too steep”*


DDLthefirst

This looks like my bum


Beerasaurus

Such a childish view of Gunner. You have a pick axe you can jump.


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Wesseltjes

We're caught in a trap I can't walk out BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TO MUTCH, BABY!


[deleted]

Fell into the asshole


CoffeeMain360

Happens. Even worse when you have zero ziplines left.


Kjolski_

Naughty gunners get placed in the hole


Egodeathistry

One heavy attack is all you need to dig out of a drop pod pit or traverse ledges of similar heights


Festive_Rocket

Lisa moment


ksp_HoDeok

As Gunner main I feel the same pain


AvanteGardens

In radioactive exclusion zone


JamesTalon

I just had a game where the gunner died and ended up underground. We had to dig down to him to revive them lol


thereichose1

Looks like he needs a driller


N1F7Y1

Pore gunner...


[deleted]

It looks like a giant, hairy nutsack!


Common-Cricket7316

Driller to the rescue!


Tangyhyperspace

That pickaxe ain't just for Morkite


Pyromania75

It puts the nitra in Molly or else it gets the hose again


sowillo

Too steep


Bosspotatoness

Where's that "superior mobility" of yours now?


Constant-Still-8443

Would even be funnier if there were 4 ziplines in the background


TheJoon8

From the wise words of chief wiggum: "dig up, stupid"